I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Di Lina said: "Silly girl, can't you see that Xiao Qiao wants to kill Lin Yu!"

Xiao Qiao was almost out of breath by Lin Yu's big hand, and her tender oval face was flushed.

Di Lina reminded: "Lin Yu, take it easy, don't strangle Xiao Qiao to death."

Lin Yu let go a little, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, I didn't lose my mind, otherwise it would be unimaginable."

Zhao Yinger praised: "Xiao Qiao almost took off her clothes, but you still haven't, which fully shows that you are not tempted by beauty! You are doing well!"

Lin Yu said amusedly, "I usually have two enchanting female stars by my side, and my ability to resist beauty is at least ten times stronger than ordinary people!"

"Also, although Xiao Qiao looks more beautiful, her figure is a bit flat, not my type!"

Xiao Qiao's sneak attack failed, her brows were furrowed, her expression extremely angry!

She said viciously: "Why! Why did you travel to the Three Kingdoms and still have high-strength martial arts! But I don't! It's not fair!"

Fuck!From Xiao Qiao's mouth, the word "crossing" unexpectedly popped out!

Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina were shocked!

The three said in unison: "You are not Xiao Qiao!"

Xiao Qiao's beautiful eyes were full of hatred and viciousness, she was a completely different person from before!

She said sharply, "That's right! I'm not Joe!"

Lin Yu shivered: "You came from the real world! Who are you?"

Chapter 140 She wants to be Cao Cao's woman

Zhao Yinger and Di Lina stared at Xiao Qiao with their eyes wide open.

However, Xiao Qiao gritted her teeth and did not answer.

Zhao Yinger was surprised: "Which women fainted at the barbecue party in Zijin Villa that day?"

Di Lina said: "At the scene, there are at least twenty women..."

Zhao Yinger asked Lin Yu: "In the real world, which beauty did you offend? She traveled to the Three Kingdoms and wanted to kill you?"

Lin Yu clamped Xiao Qiao's neck and thought quickly: "I have had several conflicts with Zhao Junhao, but I didn't offend anyone except him!"

Zhao Yinger thought for a while, and her eyes lit up: "I understand, Zhao Junhao's sister, Zhao Meiqi, was also there at the time, she must have traveled to the Three Kingdoms and became Xiao Qiao, and took advantage of Xiao Qiao's identity to come to Cao Ying to assassinate you! "

Lin Yu nodded, and then stared at Xiao Qiao: "Zhao Meiqi, do you want to help Zhao Junhao vent your anger? You are too naive! Today, I will torture you severely!"

Xiao Qiao still stared at her eyes angrily, as if she was about to spew out flames and burn Lin Yu to death.

Dilina asked, "How did you torture her?"

Lin Yu deliberately said: "Give Xiao Qiao to Cao Cao first, and let Zhao Meiqi test whether Boss Cao is still alive, and then send Xiao Qiao to the generals, so that Zhao Meiqi can experience their combat effectiveness..."

"Stop talking!" Zhao Yinger scratched her arm, "It sounds creepy, and I have goosebumps!"

Lin Yu asked Xiao Qiao: "Zhao Meiqi, what do you think of this arrangement? Is it exciting enough? If not, there will be Cao Cao's 20 troops!"

"Da Nima!" Xiao Qiao scolded sharply, "I'm not Zhao Meiqi!"

Lin Yu said: "Okay, stop pretending. Except for Zhao Meiqi, it is impossible for other pretty girls to assassinate me after crossing the Three Kingdoms!"

"Wait a minute, I will notify Cao Cao immediately and take you on an unprecedented fantasy journey! I will leave you with a deep memory!"

He was purely scaring Zhao Meiqi, and it was impossible for Xiao Qiao to suffer such inhuman humiliation.

Xiao Qiao's eyes were full of horror, she struggled hastily, and shouted with all her might!

"I'm not Zhao Meiqi! I'm Sun Yunlei! I'm Sun Yunlei!"

In an instant, Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina were stunned!

The air also seems to freeze...

Are you kidding me, Sun Yunlei's soul transmigrated into a beautiful little Qiao?

It's impossible!

Lin Yu made up his mind: "Zhao Meiqi, don't let Sun Yunlei take the blame. He is a man, how can he take over Xiao Qiao?"

Xiao Qiao said, "I'm a man, so can't I transmigrate into a woman? Is there such a rule?"

Lin Yu was stunned again, yes, there is no limit to time travel, everything is possible.

Xiao Qiao said: "I traveled back to the Warring States Period and became Qin Wang Yingzheng, enjoying the happy life of an emperor, but you two pretended to be Jing Ke and Qin Wuyang, cunningly lowered my vigilance, and successfully assassinated me! "

"What the hell are you going to play "Picture of the Poor" for me, and I will pay you back and play "Undressing" for you! If you don't kill you, it will be difficult to solve the hatred in my heart!"

After hearing these words, Lin Yu's heart trembled slightly!

It is absolutely true that Sun Yunlei took Xiao Qiao away, she is not Zhao Meiqi.

Sun Yunlei continued: "After Ying Zheng died, I traveled to the Three Kingdoms and became Xiao Qiao. I stayed with Zhou Yu every day and gave him advice and advice! At the beginning, "The Countermeasure" was discovered, so I didn't care too much!"

"Subsequently, Zhuge Liang's "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" also failed, and he and Lu Su were captured alive, so I felt something was wrong."

"Then, when Zhou Yu used the "Bitter Meat Tactic", I deliberately did not stop him, wanting to verify my judgment! As a result, the "Bitter Meat Tactic" also failed, and Huang Gai was arrested. I concluded that the masters around Cao Cao should be you and Zhao Yinger!"

Lin Yu said: "So, you intentionally hid Zhou Yu, and came to Cao Ying alone to exchange Huang Gai with a gesture of understanding righteousness! But I didn't expect that Di Lina was also by my side!"

Sun Yunlei said: "Yes! I really didn't expect that! You are very lucky. Two popular female celebrities have become your personal bodyguards, and they are also holding a butcher's knife and a mace. It's absolutely ridiculous!"

Zhao Yinger said: "No matter how funny you are, it's not as funny as you. You actually turned into a woman! Excuse me, how does it feel to listen to yourself talking with a woman? How does it feel to wear women's clothes? How does it feel to share the bed with Zhou Yu? Is there any inspiration Your love for men?"

"Damn!" Sun Yunlei's tone was full of disgust, "Zhou Yu's ability in a certain area is too bad! His donkey dung has a smooth surface! A typical embroidered pillow!"

"Oh?" Lin Yu was curious, "You mean that Zhou Yu can't fulfill the obligations of a husband and let Xiao Qiao get the happiness she deserves?"

Sun Yunlei said: "Yes! He has been thinking about how to develop and grow, how to send troops to the north, and how to build his own country. He can't satisfy Xiao Qiao in a certain way, and he takes her by his side, for fear that Xiao Qiao Hongxing will get out of the wall!"

Di Lina said: "Well, the less confident a man is, the more he controls his wife and restricts her freedom."

Sun Yunlei said: "I agree! I am very confident. I never care about my wife, and she doesn't care about me. We trust each other."

Zhao Yinger said: "Stop boasting, you and your wife are playing on your own, and don't interfere with each other."

Sun Yunlei said: "What do you know, this is called a free life within marriage..."

"Stop!" Lin Yu interrupted Sun Yunlei, "Everyone, are we talking about something?"

Sun Yunlei came to his senses: "Damn it! I accidentally lost the conversation! What did you say just now?"

Lin Yu reminded: "Zhou Yu is not good at sex, he only cares about the war!"

Sun Yunlei said: "Yes! I should be Zhou Yu instead of Xiao Qiao! I seriously suspect that something went wrong at the moment of crossing! I got confused!"

Lin Yu asked: "Did you find yourself lying in Zhou Yu's arms after your soul piercing?"

Sun Yunlei said: "It's not just in his arms, Zhou Yu is sitting in a big wooden bucket with Xiao Qiao in his arms, taking a flower petal bath!"

Lin Yu laughed: "Hahaha, this should be the reason for the error in time travel."

Sun Yunlei said: "I think I'm unlucky! But I don't admit defeat! I hid a dagger in my belly pocket, went into the dragon's lake and tiger's den alone, and swore to kill you! It's a pity that it's not fair, your martial arts are still very high..."

Lin Yu said: "If there is no mistake in the time travel, you have captured Zhou Yu. With his strength, he can still fight with me! But now, you and I are not at the same level at all!"

Immediately, Lin Yu let go of Xiao Qiao's neck.

"Cough cough cough..." Sun Yunlei patted his chest and took a few steps back.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Sun Yunlei, you commit suicide, travel to other places, and fight with me again!"

Sun Yunlei said: "Suicide? Doesn't it mean admitting defeat?"

Lin Yu said: "In this case, if you don't admit defeat, what else can you do?"

Sun Yunlei said: "You either kill Xiao Qiao, or let Xiao Qiao go!"

Lin Yu said: "Get lost! I never kill women!"

Sun Yunlei said: "Okay! I'll go all out and be Cao Cao's woman!"

After finishing speaking, Sun Yunlei didn't even pick up his clothes, just walked out of the camp with his chest straight out...

Chapter 141 The Enemy Is Still Taking a Concubine

Seeing Xiao Qiao leave with her slender waist twisted, Lin Yu's teeth itch with hatred.

In order to fight Lao Tzu to the end, Sun Yunlei would rather be Cao Cao's woman!

The psychological endurance of this product is gradually increasing.

Zhao Yinger raised the butcher's knife: "I'll kill Xiao Qiao!"

Di Lina hurriedly stopped Zhao Yinger: "Don't be impulsive, Xiao Qiao is innocent."

Zhao Yinger said: "Sun Yunlei took Xiao Qiao away, she will become an evil female devil, take this opportunity to deal with us!"

Di Lina said: "That depends on whether Sun Yunlei has the ability to be seductive, and what kind of charm he can use to fascinate Cao Cao and control Cao Cao."

Zhao Yinger showed a disgusted expression: "Oh, stop talking, it's actually two men... so disgusting..."

Lin Yu thought for a while, and said with a smile: "Although Cao Cao is romantic and lustful, he will not delay important events because of women! Not only did Sun Yunlei make a wrong calculation, he even forced himself to eat shit!"

Zhao Yinger said: "Let him eat hard! Eat every day!"

This time, it was Di Lina's turn to show a disgusted expression: "Stop talking about it, it's disgusting..."

Ding!The system starts!

[Master please pay attention!Release the sixth requirement of this mission! 】

[You must win the "Battle of Red Cliff" and drive Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang to Huarong Road! 】

【After success, reward 5000 barbecue points!If it fails, 10000 points will be deducted! 】

Lin Yu believes that it is not difficult to win the "Battle of the Red Cliff"!

The difficulty lies in how to let Liu Bei break out of the siege and rescue Zhuge Liang.

The strange thing is that Cao Jun must be urged to chase and kill Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang, and drive them to Huarong Road!

Moreover, if this operation fails, more points will be deducted. All the 6000 points obtained for destroying "Anti-Intermediate Strategy", "Straw Boat Borrowing Arrows" and "Bitter Meat Strategy" before will be lost.

Lin Yu was under pressure and seriously considered countermeasures.

Then, he quickly activated the "Story Acceleration" mode!

……

Whoosh!Finish fast wear!

Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger, and Di Lina stood by the river.

The sky was gloomy and the wind was howling.

"Master Lin!" Someone shouted from behind.

Lin Yu turned around and saw Xu Shu coming in a hurry.

"What's the matter?" Lin Yu asked with a smile.

Xu Shu saluted: "I haven't seen head Lin for a few days, the prime minister is very anxious, and sent everyone to look around! We are going to hold a banquet tonight, and invite head Lin to roast suckling pig and mutton!"

Lin Yu asked: "The enemy is now, why hold a banquet?"

"Alas..." Xu Shu sighed, "The prime minister is in a good mood to accept a concubine, and he insists on celebrating!"

"A concubine?" Lin Yu was curious, "Which beauty did he fancy?"

Xu Shu didn't answer, but sighed again.

Di Lina blinked her bright eyes, and hurriedly asked, "Could it be Zhou Yu's wife, Xiao Qiao?"

Xu Shu's face was full of disdain: "It's Xiao Qiao!"

Lin Yu exclaimed: "What a trough! Sun Yunlei's mother is fine! He forced himself to eat shit, and he upgraded gorgeously! He became Cao Cao's concubine! He played very well!"

Zhao Yinger said: "My admiration for Brother Lei is like this surging river, with endless turbulence!"

Di Lina said: "My admiration for Brother Lei is like the flood of the Yellow River, which is out of control!"

Xu Shu asked puzzledly: "Sun Yunlei? Who is it? Why does he eat shit? What Master Lin said is too mysterious, I don't understand..."

Lin Yu settled down and stared at Xu Shu.

"Shan Fu! I want to ask you a question, and I hope you can answer it honestly!"

In an instant, Xu Shu's face changed drastically.