I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Damn, what a smart wife, find a step for Zhou Yu in time.

Who knows, Zhou Yu waved his hands impatiently.

"How can a few glasses of water and wine get me drunk?"

This guy is also a pretender,

Lin Yu asked again: "Captain Zhou! I heard that you and Xiao Qiao have a deep relationship. When you march and fight, you also take Xiao Qiao by your side to avoid the pain of missing him?"

Zhou Yu shook her head: "Wrong! I took Xiao Qiao on a march to fight, not to avoid the pain of missing her, but because I was afraid that she would get out of the wall!"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked!

Xiao Qiao's pink face was flushed, ashamed and annoyed.

Lin Yu continued to ask: "Xiao Qiao loves you as deeply as the sea, how could she have sex with her?"

Zhou Yu replied: "I am the governor of Jiangdong. I work day and night in the army. I am exhausted physically and mentally. I haven't slept with Xiao Qiao for a long time. If she is alone at home, she will inevitably be lonely and someone will take advantage of her."

"Hahaha..." Zhang Fei and Guan Yu laughed wildly.

Zhuge Liang was also happy from ear to ear, smiling at Zhou Yu's ugly appearance.

Lin Yu laughed wildly: "Hahaha, I understand. Zhou Yu is a silver gun and candle head, and he is useless. He can't fulfill his husband's responsibility at all, and he has wronged Xiao Qiao."

Zhou Yu was embarrassed: "Ashamed, ashamed...Mr. Hua Tuo has prescribed a good prescription for me, and it will definitely help me restore my manly demeanor, so that Xiao Qiao..."

Suddenly, Zhou Yu raised his hand to cover his mouth.

He finally discovered that he was telling the truth uncontrollably.

Lin Yu asked: "In order to dominate the great cause, you urged Sun Quan to marry Shang Xiang to Liu Bei. If Liu Bei liked Xiao Qiao, would you give up Xiao Qiao and give Xiao Qiao to Liu Bei?"

Zhou Yu struggled for five or six seconds, and was forced to let go of the hand covering his mouth: "Yes!"

Startled, Xiao Qiao took a few steps back.

Lin Yu asked: "You exchanged Xiao Qiao for Huang Gai before, why did you refuse?"

Zhou Yu replied: "Thieves Cao maliciously threatened and tried to take Xiao Qiao and humiliate me. As the governor of Jiangdong, how can I agree?"

Lin Yu said: "Understood, you can't accept the hatred of taking your wife, but you can accept it if you take the initiative to send Xiao Qiao for Sun Wu's benefit!"

Zhou Yu said: "Before three months, I couldn't accept it! But Xiao Qiao always praised you for being brave, saying that you are invincible in martial arts, and your wisdom exceeds that of crouching dragons and phoenixes, which makes me even more annoyed and jealous!"

The more Zhou Yu talked, the more excited he became, he stood up suddenly and glared at Lin Yu.

"You saw through Pang Tong's scheme, cut off his ears, and demonstrated to me! You also saw through my counterintuitive and bitter schemes, and helped Cao thief set a trap, and defeated my [-] sailors in Chibi. If you don't take revenge, I, Zhou Yu Swear not to be human!"

"Little Qiao knew that I hated you, but she admired you, and proposed to marry Shang Xiang to you, so as to win over you! Don't you know that once you join Sun Wu, you will be reused, and then you will replace me in Jiangdong!"

"Hmph! Xiao Qiao's eyesight is so short-sighted. I don't want such a stupid woman who takes the ambition of others and destroys her prestige!"

Zhou Yu was eloquent, expressing all the thoughts in his heart.

Xiao Qiao's face turned pale, and tears welled up in her eyes.

She said aggrievedly, "Zhou Lang, I protect you everywhere, but you treat me like this..."

Zhou Yu yelled angrily: "I love you so much! Have you thought about me?"

Xiao Qiao retorted: "If I didn't think about you, how could I..."

Lin Yu raised his hand abruptly to interrupt Xiao Qiao.

"You two want to quarrel, go home and quarrel, don't be ashamed here, and affect everyone's eating mutton skewers."

Zhou Yu snorted: "I'm too lazy to quarrel! After returning home, just write a book!"

Xiao Qiao was dumbfounded: "Zhou...Zhou Lang...you are so cruel that you want to divorce me..."

Zhou Yu's brain was controlled and stimulated by "honest cumin powder", not only told many truths, but also lost control of his emotions!

Xiao Qiao covered her face and wept, her body shook a few times, and she slumped on the ground.

Lin Yu didn't expect that the result of repairing Zhou Yu would cause him to divorce his wife...

Sun Shangxiang hurriedly supported Xiao Qiao and said a few words of comfort.

Snapped!Sun Quan slapped the desk!

He pointed at Zhou Yu and yelled angrily.

"If you dare to divorce Xiao Qiao, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Lin Yu knew that Sun Quan took great care of Xiao Qiao because she was the younger sister of Sun Quan's sister-in-law, Da Qiao.

Xiao Qiao held back her weeping, raised her head and said, "Zhou Lang not only took precautions against me, but also humiliated me in public, this kind of couple, don't mind doing it!"

Sun Quan was shocked, and hurriedly dissuaded him: "Don't be impulsive, think twice!"

Xiao Qiao wiped away her tears: "Sketch the letter of divorce! I will sever justice with Zhou Langen!"

Although she looks weak, her eyes reveal determination.

What Zhou Yu did just now completely broke Xiao Qiao's heart and prompted her to give up her lost trust and happy marriage.

Sun Shangxiang said indignantly: "Zhou Yu is really hateful for suspecting that Xiao Qiao's sister Hong Xing is cheating!"

Zhou Yu gritted her teeth: "Besides, I also suspect that Xiao Qiao loves Lin Yu!"

Lin Yu hurriedly said, "Hey! It's none of my business. You two are divorced. Don't involve me in it!"

Xiao Qiao sneered, despising Zhou Yu.

"Yes, I admire Lin Yu very much, I admire Lin Yu very much, he is a hundred times better than you, a thousand times better!"

Zhou Yu burst into anger, raised his head and roared.

"Come here! Serve me with pen and ink! I'm going to divorce Xiao Qiao!"

Soon, Zhou Yu wrote a letter of divorce and parted ways with Xiao Qiao.

Sun Quan had no choice but to sigh deeply.

Swish!Zhou Yu drew out his long sword!

Pointing at Lin Yu with his sword, he shouted angrily, "treacherous villain! Come and die quickly!"

Chapter 957 Willing to Marry Her as a Wife

Seeing Zhou Yu raising his sword to confront Lin Yu, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu burst into laughter.

"Hahaha……"

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang also laughed so hard that the mutton dregs spewed out from their mouths.

Lu Su exclaimed and stood up to dissuade him.

"Gongjin! You are crazy! Junshi Lin's martial arts are invincible in the world!"

"Before March, Army Division Lin easily defeated General Guan, General Zhang and General Zhao!"

"Please calm down, Gongjin! If you fight against Junshi Lin, it will be like hitting a stone with an egg!"

However, Zhou Yu was arrogant and arrogant, and ignored Lu Su's reminder.

With angry eyes and a ferocious face, he stared at Lin Yu fiercely.

Sun Shangxiang said mockingly: "I have heard of the prestige of Junshi Lin! Zhou Yu is simply overestimated!"

"Fortunately, sister Xiao Qiao is no longer your wife, otherwise she will become a poor widow!"

After Zhou Yu heard this, his face turned red with anger.

He yelled, swung his sword violently, and rushed towards Lin Yu!

Click!

Zhou Yu's long sword broke!

I saw Lin Yu holding a black cold iron butcher's knife tightly in Lin Yu's hand!

Zhou Yu was stunned: "Your knife...is...what kind of knife? It's so sharp..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Can't you see, this is a butcher's knife."

"Pig-killing knife?" Zhou Yu was even more angry: "You cut off my sword and humiliated me! You called me a pig!"

Swish!Swish...

Zhou Yu was shrouded in the light of the butcher's knife, and was too frightened to move.

After Lin Yu finished cutting, he took a few steps back, retracted the knife gracefully, and admired Zhou Yu's ugliness.

I saw that Zhou Yu's bun was cut off by the butcher's knife, and he became bald, revealing his white scalp.

Moreover, his two thick eyebrows were also scraped clean by the butcher's knife.

Lin Yu teased: "Commander Zhou, you look good, you look like a general!"

There was joyful laughter at the scene.

Even the guards and maids couldn't help laughing.

Zhuge Liang waved his feather fan: "Mr. Lin's saber technique is superb. He cuts off the bun without hurting the skin and flesh. It is amazing!"

Zhou Yu raised his hand and touched his bare Tianling Gai, then looked at the hair on the ground and the half-cut sword.

His heart trembled, he was dumbfounded, and could not speak.

Sun Quan stammered and praised: "Lin... Junshi Lin's saber technique is really... really powerful..."

Suddenly, the magical effect of "Honest Cumin Powder" disappeared.

Zhou Yu suddenly woke up a little bit, a chill rose up his spine, and he shivered.

Only then did he realize that he had said something he shouldn't have said in public and written a letter of divorce that he shouldn't have written.

What's more, you shouldn't attack Lin Yu rashly.

This face was thrown at grandma's house.

The face of the governor of Jiangdong was gone.

what happened?

I'm not drunk, why am I so irrational?Such a gaffe?

Zhou Yu asked herself silently, with a puzzled expression.

He only considered whether he was drunk, and didn't suspect ten skewers of roasted mutton with red willow from the Western Regions.

After all, all the mutton kebabs eaten by everyone at the scene look the same.

Lin Yu raised the butcher's knife and shook it.

"Captain Zhou, are you still here to die? I can help you!"

Although Zhou Yu was angry, how dare he get mad?

In a hurry, he immediately dropped the broken sword in his hand, and began to stagger, pretending to be unsteady.

"I... I can't bear the strength of alcohol... My head is dizzy, and I will fight you to the death some other day..."

Boom, boom, Zhou Yu took a few steps back, fell to the ground on his back, closed his eyes, pretending to be drunk.

Lin Yu secretly smiled, this guy's acting is good,

Sun Quan knew it well, knowing that Zhou Yu pretended to be drunk and found a way out for himself.

Therefore, Sun Quan did not expose Zhou Yu, and immediately raised his hand to order.

"Come on! Take Dudu Zhou out!"

Following the order, the four guards came quickly and carried Zhou Yu away with all their strength.

Liu Bei deliberately smiled and said: "The governor of Zhou is drunk, no wonder he did something ridiculous."

Sun Quan said: "That's right, Gong Jin is bold and unrestrained in comparison of prices, and likes to drink heavily. Today, I lost my temper after drinking, which made everyone laugh."

Lin Yu said: "He disliked his wife when he was drunk, and even divorced Xiao Qiao. It's really irresponsible."

Sun Quan said: "Mr. Lin's words are very true. I will definitely blame Gongjin."

At this moment, Xiao Qiao calmed down and smiled.

"Mr. Lin, Shang Xiang has long admired you, but whether you admire Shang Xiang or not?"