I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Lin Yu said: "I want to report this matter to His Royal Highness and ask for his consent."

Sun Yunlei said proudly: "Okay, don't act, Yan Guo has surrendered for peace, and I ordered Prince Dan to be the imperial cook, and he has to get out of here! You stay in Xianyang Palace and serve as the head chef, that's it! "

Lin Yu bowed his hands and saluted: "thank you, my lord! I will do my best to make sure you are full."

The implication is that I want you to be a full-fledged ghost and go to see Lord Hades!

Sun Yunlei stared at Zhao Yinger: "You stay too, and be my concubine."

Zhao Yinger was startled: "Concubine?"

Sun Yunlei said with a smile: "In all fairness, your appearance is still pretty, which is more in line with my aesthetics! The beauties in the harem of Xianyang Palace are almost all with single eyelids, not as beautiful as you, and not as good as your figure..."

This guy's expression was extremely ambiguous, and he glanced at Zhao Yinger's slender waist.

A fat minister hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you are drunk, Qin Wuyang is a man!"

Another thin minister said: "A handsome young man, to be precise."

"How can a man be a concubine? Isn't it a joke?"

"Your Majesty is so powerful that you can pamper beautiful women, and you can also pamper beautiful men!"

"It makes sense. Your majesty is magnificent and innovative, and you don't have to be bound by traditional etiquette!"

……

A group of sycophants made Sun Yunlei burst into laughter and burst out laughing.

Lin Yu took the opportunity to look around and found that the hundred guards on both sides of the hall were all sleepy, and some people kept yawning.

Sun Yunlei said: "Ying'er, would you like to be my concubine?"

Birdman drank too much, no longer trying to hide it, and called Zhao Yinger's name directly.

Zhao Yinger's face was slightly red, as if she had applied rouge, she smiled slightly: "I don't want to be a concubine, playing tricks all day, how tired I am!"

Lin Yu knew that the reason why Zhao Yinger blushed was not because of shyness, but because of the effect of special brewed sweet wine.

Sun Yunlei said: "In this case, I will make you the empress of the palace!"

The ministers were all shocked!

"It's absolutely impossible. It's fine for the king to play for a while, how can he be named the main palace?"

"That's right, wouldn't the harem be messed up in this way?"

"The empress of the main palace must continue the offspring for the king. How can a man give birth?"

Sun Yunlei listened with a smile, and did not announce Zhao Yinger's identity as a woman, clearly admiring the ugly appearance of the ministers on purpose.

Suddenly, Zhao Yinger said: "I don't want to be a queen either, please marry me to Lin Yu..."

The ministers were stunned, who is Lin Yu?

Sun Yunlei also froze suddenly, showing displeasure: "You would rather marry a cook than be my queen?"

Zhao Yinger said: "Marry the head chef who is good at barbecue, I can directly enjoy all kinds of barbecue food!"

Sun Yunlei was happy: "Hahaha...you are really a standard foodie!"

Lin Yu looked into Zhao Yinger's eyes, and said jokingly, "This marriage, in front of the king, we have made an agreement, don't go back on your word!"

Zhao Yinger raised her beautiful eyebrows: "Your Majesty hasn't agreed to marry me yet, what are you in a hurry for?"

Sun Yunlei shook his head: "I don't agree! Who dares to snatch beautiful women from me?"

Suddenly, a minister whispered, "Could it be that Qin Wuyang is a woman?"

Another minister said: "It is possible that she disguised herself as a man and was discovered by the king..."

Afterwards, ten scantily clad court ladies appeared on the stage, performing an even more voluptuous dance.

The ministers were drunk and gradually began to be presumptuous, even hugging and molesting the court ladies.

The majestic palace is full of obscene sounds, and the pictures are vulgar.

Lin Yu sneered, Sun Yunlei's soul was transmigrated into Yingzheng, addicted to wine and sex, with his virtue, after ascending the throne and proclaiming himself emperor, sooner or later he would become a faint king!

Still fantasizing about conquering the world?I bother!

Therefore, killing Sun Yunlei is tantamount to eliminating harm for the people.

Time flies, and there are 5 minutes left before the "Fennel Powder for Sleep" will really work its magic!

Lin Yu's heart beat faster, and he took a quick breath to stabilize his mood.

He said loudly: "Your Majesty, the Kingdom of Yan begs for peace and presents this Dukang map, don't you want to see it?"

Sun Yunlei put down his wine glass: "I was happy for a while, and I was so busy eating barbecue and chatting, I forgot about it."

Zhao Yinger continued acting to confuse Sun Yunlei: "There must be a dagger hidden inside the map."

Sun Yunlei nodded: "That's right! It's a dagger made of meteoric iron by Mrs. Xu, a famous swordsmith in Zhao State. It cuts iron like mud! Bring it here, let me appreciate it!"

Hearing that the dagger was hidden, the ministers looked at each other in blank dismay.

Lin Yu took the Dukang map from Zhao Yinger's hand, walked up to Sun Yunlei, and put the map on the desk.

"I'm starting to play pictures!" Lin Yu reminded in a low voice, "Be mentally prepared."

Sun Yunlei thought that Lin Yu was deliberately amused, and warned: "You boy, don't rob Yinger from me, she is my woman!"

Lin Yu stretched out his hand and slowly unfolded the map: "Ying'er insists on marrying me, and you can't help it."

Sun Yunlei said with a smile, "Ying'er drank too much and was impulsive."

The map was completely unfolded, revealing a shining dagger.

In an instant, the ministers were shocked, and they really had weapons!

Sun Yunlei grabbed the dagger, observed it carefully, and then threw it down: "What kind of crap, it's very ordinary, it doesn't look like a masterpiece of a famous swordsmith at all!"

Of course not, the real "Madam Xu's dagger" was cut off by the cold iron butcher's knife long ago and thrown into the wilderness.

Suddenly, Lin Yu picked up the dagger and stabbed Ying Zheng in the shoulder!

Chapter 105 The Great Monument of the Assassin Industry

Sun Yunlei screamed suddenly, fell on his back, rolled and crawled, and jumped more than five meters away.

Lin Yu took a look and said with a smile: "Fuck, although Ying Zheng is tall, his reaction speed is very fast! He must have received escape training!"

Sun Yunlei was shocked and angry: "Why did you stab me with a dagger!"

Lin Yu said: "Nonsense! I am Jing Ke now, who will I stab if I don't stab you? Besides, I reminded you just now, play a trick and see you!"

In an instant, a hundred imperial guards rushed over and surrounded Lin Yu and Zhao Yinger!

Sun Yunlei covered his shoulders and shouted: "You are not Jing Ke! You just crossed over to Qin, and you don't know Prince Yan Dan!"

Lin Yu said: "Assassinating King Qin belongs to Yinger and I's time-traveling mission, and it has nothing to do with knowing Prince Dan or not!"

Zhao Yinger leaned against Lin Yu and asked nervously, "Why didn't you aim at Ying Zheng's throat? Why stabbed him in the shoulder?"

Lin Yu said: "Brother Lei finally became emperor, I can't kill him at once, I must let him experience the process of death!"

Sun Yunlei drew out the long sword at his waist and said with a smirk, "You kid is too arrogant. Are you trying to kill Ying Zheng and replace me as emperor?"

Lin Yu despised: "Emperors are so short-lived, I'm not interested!"

Sun Yunlei said: "It seems that you want to be a successful assassin and be famous forever?"

Lin Yu chuckled: "That's right, I want to build a great monument for the assassin industry!"

Sun Yunlei ordered: "Kill them both!"

Crash!Seven or eight imperial guards raised their spears and rushed forward!

Lin Yu immediately threw the dagger, and performed the "iron broom kick technique", sweeping in a whirlwind style!

boom!Bang... The imperial guards screamed and flew out!

Lin Yu picked up the desk and smashed it at Sun Yunlei!

Click!The long desk was cut off by Sun Yunlei with a sword swing!

This proves that Ying Zheng's actual combat power is very strong, and should surpass Jing Ke.

Lin Yu rushed towards Ying Zheng, kicked him in the wrist with a flying kick!

Bang!The long sword landed!

Sun Yunlei cursed angrily and hid behind the pillar: "Help me! Help me!"

The three imperial guards gave up their lives to protect the Lord and blocked Lin Yu with their bodies.

Just as Zhao Yinger picked up the long sword, another group of imperial guards attacked violently!

Swish!Zhao Yinger uses a sword as a knife, and uses the "pig-killing knife technique", which is actually Tian Boguang's "blast knife technique", and bravely confronts the imperial guards.

The ministers fled with their heads in their hands, calling for help repeatedly.

The imperial guards outside the gate of the palace had already rushed in, aggressively participating in the battle.

"Protect the king! Kill the assassin!"

Zhao Yinger was anxious, fighting and shouting: "Lin Yu! There are too many enemies!"

Lin Yu punched down a guard: "Ying'er, I'll make a magic trick for you!"

Zhao Yinger stabbed the Imperial Guard in the neck with a sword: "At this time! You still have time to play magic!"

Lin Yu closed his fists, behind his hands, counted down loudly: "five, four, three, two..."

Hula... Hula...

The guards around stopped suddenly and fell to the ground. The scene was spectacular!

Immediately afterwards, bursts of snoring sounded in the hall, rising and falling like waves.

Ying Zheng also yawned, and sat down slumped, leaning against the pillar, with heavy eyelids, almost falling asleep.

But Sun Yunlei in his body is still persevering, tenaciously resisting the effect of "sleeping fennel powder".

Sun Yunlei was surprised: "What... what's going on? Why are my imperial guards lying on the ground and sleeping?"

Lin Yu smiled and said, "Because you ate Kobe Beef Skewers, which contain condiments similar to sleeping pills!"

"Impossible!" Sun Yunlei yelled, "If you put medicine in the beef skewers, how could the three hundred imperial guards sleep together at the same time?"

Lin Yu said: "More than three hundred, more than 1 imperial guards in Xianyang Palace, including the dozen or so ministers, all fell down on time and fell asleep!"

When Zhao Yinger heard this, she was overjoyed: "Wow! It's amazing! Without the siege of the imperial guards, we can easily leave Xianyang Palace!"

Sun Yunlei roared: "Lin Yu! You are so despicable! I'm going to kill you..."

This guy continued to fight against the "sandman" in Ying Zheng's body, holding the pillar with both hands, trying to stand up!

However, his legs were useless, and his head was extremely heavy.

Lin Yu picked up the dagger and walked up to Sun Yunlei: "Brother Lei, don't hold on, I'll send Ying Zheng to see Lord Yan!"

Sun Yunlei's voice trembled: "No... no, this is an illusion... History cannot be changed, and Ying Zheng will not be killed by Jing Ke!"

Lin Yu said: "After Yingzheng burped, his eldest son Fusu immediately succeeded to the throne and completed Yingzheng's plan to eliminate the six kingdoms, so as to unify the world, establish a monarchy, and become Qin Shihuang!"

"So, history hasn't changed significantly, so go ahead and don't worry about it!"

Sun Yunlei yelled angrily: "No! No one can sit on the first throne of the Great Qin Dynasty! I am the real Qin Shihuang! I am the future world overlord!"

Lin Yu sneered: "Sister Qin Ni! Your uncle Qin! When you are about to die, you still go crazy and call yourself Zhen!"

Sun Yunlei continued to struggle hard, forcing Ying Zheng's Danfeng eyes to widen!

"Lin Yu! Why do you remember! When I return to the real world, I must take revenge!"

Lin Yu sneered, after returning to the real world, you thought the experience of time travel was a dream, and if I don't wake up the memory of the dream, you can't remember anything!

Zhao Yinger said: "Brother Lei, your soul transmigrated into Yingzheng, and being the emperor for seven days is quite enjoyable! Close your eyes and go to sleep, and die in your dreams!"

Sun Yunlei was still not reconciled, and still stared round Yingzheng's eyes.

Puchi!The dagger stabbed Ying Zheng's neck, and blood spattered!

With a flick of Lin Yu's wrist, the sharp dagger cut off Ying Zheng's head, and rolled on the ground...

Zhao Yinger turned around in fright, not daring to look directly at the bloody scene.