I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

The mother-in-law cried: "You vixen, I will fight with you!"

She smashed the wine bottle as a weapon, and Qin Cao also smashed the wine bottle and pressed it against the mother-in-law's neck!

The father-in-law came to help and put a wine bottle against Qin Cao's neck.

Jia Ling raised the pottery horse and was about to hit the piano drill!

Lin Yu immediately took the fragment of the plate and pressed it to Jia Ling's neck.

"Put the horse down!" Lin Yu ordered!

Jia Ling was stunned: "What did you say? Husband!"

Lin Yu shouted angrily: "you scared my woman! Put the horse down!"

Jia Ling said in a crying voice, "Husband, I am your woman!"

Lin Yu said: "From now on, you are no longer!"

Tears welled up in Jialing's eyes: "You...you are lying, you said that you will love me for the rest of your life! Have you forgotten all of it?"

Lin Yu snorted: "you are lying too, you tell me that you are a rabbit, but you are a tiger! Do you think I don't mind? "

Jia Ling almost collapsed: "You're lying...you're lying..."

Lin Yu scolded: "put the horse down quickly, don't try to throw it over while I'm not paying attention! You think I don't know you like to play tricks! Put them all down for me!"

Distraught, Jia Ling threw the ceramic horse to the ground and smashed it into pieces.

Lin Yu hurriedly supported Qin Cao: "Are you okay?"

Qin Cao said softly: "I'm fine! I'm sorry for ruining your birthday party! Because I want to see you so much, I'm too self-willed, oh, goodbye!"

Lin Yu grabbed Qin Cao: "I'll go with you! I'll roast chicken wings for you! It's meaningless for me to stay in this kind of emotionless ghost place. It's a waste of life!"

Jia Ling hurriedly arranged her hair and clothes: "Husband! Are you hungry? Let me cook a bowl of noodles for you?"

Hearing this sentence, Lin Yu was quite moved.

In "Da Nei Detective Ling Lingfa", Jia Ling's "cooking noodles" line is very tender, and it can be called a love classic in Zhou Xingchi's comedy movies.

But at this moment, Lin Yu must not soften his heart.

You must continue to act, blind the Wuxiang King without any flaws, lead him into a trap, and destroy him!

Chapter 830 Unmasking Her True Colors

Lin Yu remained calm and said to Qin Cao: "Leave Ye Mingzhu to me!"

He caught Ye Mingzhu, adopted a chic posture of throwing a baseball, and threw Ye Mingzhu at Jia Ling!

Boom!Ye Mingzhu hit Jia Ling on the forehead, she fell on her back and passed out.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Jiji Waiwai, I was upset after hearing this, and finally shut up!"

Qin Cao said: "My lord, don't be angry, let's go back to Huixian Yaxu and have a good drink!"

Lin Yu said: "Okay! I'll make a fruit wood roast duck and two quails for you to taste!"

Qin Cao said: "It's great! I can't wait!"

Lin Yu hugged Qin Cao's shoulders and walked away.

……

Huixian Yaxu.

Lin Yu stood in front of the grill, turning roast duck and quail over and over again.

Roasted over charcoal fire, the surface of duck and quail is oily and red, and the color is attractive.

Qin Cao smiled coquettishly, and praised softly: "Young master's cooking skills are unparalleled in the world. Being able to be with you, I will have no regrets in this life."

Lin Yu sneered, damn, sweet words to confuse Lao Tzu.

After a while, the roast duck and roast quail came out of the oven.

Lin Yu picked up a sharp knife and quickly cut open the duck for Qin Cao to taste.

Qin Cao ate a piece of roast duck and was full of praise.

Lin Yu picked up the wine glass: "Girl Qin Cao, I would like to toast you."

After Qin Cao drank the wine in the glass, his eyes were full of affection: "We finally have lovers who are finally married!"

Lin Yu smiled evilly on purpose: "hey, it's the night of lightning, and it's time for us to do business!"

Qin Cao's willow eyebrows raised: "You look so cheap!

Lin Yu also raised his thick eyebrows: "you haven't seen me even more cheaply! Do you want to open your eyes?"

Qin Cao put down his glass and sighed.

"Ugh……"

Lin Yu asked: "Why is Qin Cao girl sighing? What's on your mind? Why don't you tell me and help you solve it?"

Qin Cao said: "I feel a little guilty, I made your wife so sad!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "for you, let alone my wife, I don't even have to kill me!"

Qin Cao hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover Lin Yu's mouth: "my lord, you can't talk nonsense! I want to be with you, and you can't lose your life. "

Lin Yu tore off a roasted duck leg and fed it to Qin Cao.

"Miss Qincao, I really don't want to lie to you. In fact, I am a secret agent of the emperor, known as the Baolong Clan, who is responsible for secretly protecting the emperor!"

"At the beginning, I came here to look for you because the emperor had a crush on you and asked me to find out your details! Then I brought you into the palace!"

After hearing this, Qin Cao pretended to be surprised.

"Ah? The emperor asked you to find out my background? Now, if you are with me, don't you commit the crime of deceiving the emperor?"

Lin Yu smiled and said, "for you, what can I do? You know now, don't reveal this secret! "

As soon as the words fell, a group of people rushed into the flower hall!

The emperor led Foyin and the national teacher to come!

"Zero zero hair!" the emperor shouted.

Qin Cao hurriedly pushed Lin Yu away, pretending to be bullied.

"Your Majesty! Fortunately, you arrived in time, otherwise, I would have been defiled..."

Lin Yu scolded angrily: "Damn! You can turn your face faster than you can turn a book! A woman in a brothel, how can you talk about defilement?"

Qin Cao cried: "Although I am a brothel girl, I am a performer but not a person. Your Majesty, you have to be the master for me!"

Pointing at Lin Yu, the national teacher with nose hair said angrily: "If it wasn't for the Qin Cao girl who notified the emperor with a secret letter, I wouldn't know how to send you a slave, and dare to rob the emperor of women!"

Lin Yu pretended to be shocked: "Qincao girl, you... are you kidding me?"

Qin Cao said: "Your Majesty, in order to let this beast show its true colors, I will not hesitate to gamble with my innocence! Your Majesty, if you come half a step late, I will be brutally murdered... woo woo woo... "

The emperor scolded angrily: "Zero hair! Do you know that you have committed the crime of punishing the nine clans!"

Lin Yu said: "Your Majesty! Listen to my explanation..."

The emperor ordered: "Seize Ling Lingfa!"

Several masters rushed forward, handcuffed, shackles and shackles on Qin Cao, and put a machete on her neck.

Lin Yu laughed and whistled.

Qin Cao asked in shock: "Your Majesty! Why did you lock me up!"

Lin Yu said: "Your trick of killing three birds with one stone is flawless! First let my backyard catch fire, then let the emperor punish my nine clans, capture the emperor by the way, then blackmail the emperor, and then the army goes south, occupying my land in the Central Plains will be easy! "

Qin Cao pretended to be confused: "I don't understand what you said!"

Lin Yu said, "Why are you still pretending?"

Qin Cao said: "I'm just a weak woman, how dare I go against the emperor?"

"Woman?" Lin Yu sneered!

"Any woman will be pleasantly surprised to see such a big night pearl! But you were very calm at that time! You are clearly not a woman!"

"In the whole world, there is only one faceless old guy who has a deep hatred against me and has such a beautiful face after plastic surgery!"

The emperor scolded: "Wu Xiang Wang! You traitor! I hate people pretending to be a beauty to deceive me! Fortunately, Ah Fa is smart and saw through your trick!"

Qin Cao hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, don't trust him! In order to occupy me, he did not hesitate to abandon his wife and family, and even beat his wife in front of me. He is simply not human!"

The emperor asked: "Ah Fa, is this really the case?"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Hahaha, in order to confuse King Wuxiang, our family, young and old, deliberately acted!"

Qin Cao screamed: "Nonsense! How can you act like you? You are clearly lying!"

Lin Yu announced: "Every audience, Best Actress!"

In an instant, Carina made her debut with a charming smile on her face.

Lin Yu said: "Now, let me review the highlights of the birthday party!"

"In this scene, Jia Ling's acting skills are very good, fully expressing the embarrassment and pain of being abandoned by her husband!"

"Regardless of eyes, expressions, and actions, Jia Ling can act with every detail, penetrating three points!"

"Especially the action of dropping the pottery horse at the end, which shows the strong indictment of postmodernism on the world!"

"Therefore, Jia Ling must be awarded the Best Actress Award!"

Foyin handed the trophy to Jialing: "Sister-in-law Fa! Congratulations!"

Carina delivered her acceptance speech: "First of all, I would like to thank my father and mother, because they have always been by my side to support me!"

"In addition, I want to thank my husband, because he gave me the opportunity to perform!"

"In order to perform this scene well, my husband worked very hard to help me and rehearsed for a long time!"

"So, half of this award belongs to you! Husband, thank you! I love you!"

Lin Yu said: "Honey, you are too modest! I'm proud of you!"

Qin Cao screamed again: "What a mess! Your Majesty, Linglingfa is colluding with his wife, don't trust them!"

Lin Yu picked up a roasted duck leg and poked it into Qin Cao's mouth: "Shut up! Bitch!"

Foyin grabbed the grilled quail, gnawed it and said, "Next, let's announce the best actor award!"

Chapter 831

With a smile on his face, Lin Yu thought that he was not only excellent in barbecue cooking, but also in acting, so he would definitely win the award.

According to the plot of the original movie, the "Best Actor Award" was awarded to the father-in-law who had zero hair.

But before, Lin Yu bought Foyin with a delicious roast duck, saying that he wanted this award.

While eating roast duck, Foyin promises to reassure Lin Yu.

Therefore, Lin Yu is full of confidence at the moment.

I just heard Foyin say: "Tonight's grand finale, I believe everyone can guess it! The best actor is Ah Fa's father-in-law!"

Damn it, Lin Yu is shocked and furious!

Your uncle!Lao Tzu's roast duck was given away for nothing!

The father-in-law was ecstatic and quickly took the trophy.

He said cheerfully: "Great, great! In fact, this award is not for me, who else will get it! I saw Ah Fa enter the brothel with my own eyes! Taking this opportunity, I declare again that I have never Been to the brothel!"

Lin Yu said unhappily: "Is there any mistake! From the beginning to the end of that scene, I can call it a standard work, and everyone can see it! Except for King Wuxiang, even relatives and friends believe it is true! Now, how could you give him the award? ?”

Foyin explained: "Actually, you are not bad, but your performance is superficial!"

Lin Yu was even more displeased: "My performance is superficial? Are you blind?"

Foyin said: "For example, in the scene where your wife listens to your heartbeat, your expression is contrived and slightly exaggerated!"

Lin Yu said in a low voice: "Bastard, you betrayed me by eating the whole duck I roasted!"

Foyin said: "I am a gentleman, I will not lie! Don't talk about one duck, even if there are ten ducks, I think your performance is really superficial!"

Lin Yu has no choice but to feed the roast duck to the dog!