I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Ah Xing said: "Well, if you two learn Shaolin Kungfu from me, you will definitely be able to get out of the trough in your life."

Uncle Da said: "As I said just now, I'm not interested in fighting and killing."

Ah Xing said: "As I said just now, learning Kung Fu has more meaning, let's continue to discuss!"

Immediately, Ah Xing pointed to the workers who were pruning the nursery on the side of the street.

Ah Xing said: "Look at that gardener, the pruning movements are clumsy and the speed is too slow."

As soon as the words fell, a city official came and yelled at the gardener: "What are you cutting? It took a year to cut a tree. You don't have to start work. Go away!"

The worker apologized repeatedly and was driven away by the city staff.

A Xing said: "If that garden worker knows Shaolin's "Dugu Nine Swords", there is no need for such troublesome scissors!"

Uncle Da said: "Dugu Nine Swords? That's the Huashan School!"

Lin Yu said: "Yes, "Dugu Nine Swords" is not Shaolin Kung Fu."

A Xing said: "The world's martial arts come from Shaolin, haven't you heard of it?"

Lin Yu said: "Damn, you really know how to draw words, far-fetched!"

Ah Xing said: "In short, kung fu is definitely suitable for men, women, old and young. Fighting and killing are just people's misunderstanding of kung fu! Kung fu is more of an art, an unyielding spirit! So I have been looking for ways, I want to repackage martial arts so that you little people can have a deeper understanding of kung fu!"

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Your eloquence is good, you can give a speech."

Ah Xing said: "Yes, I have been committed to promoting Shaolin Kungfu and introducing the meaning of Kungfu to people."

Uncle Da said, "Okay, stop talking."

Ah Xing said, "I haven't finished yet."

Uncle Da said: "Let's stop here today. If we meet another day, we can continue our chat."

He took out a soda can from his pocket and drank it as he walked.

Ah Xing hurriedly said: "Brother, can you seize the opportunity, lame people can also practice kung fu!"

When Uncle Da heard this, he was furious: "Why are you lame? Lame your mother! You fool, what right do you have to call me lame!"

Ah Xing said, "I'm sorry..."

Uncle Da continued to go crazy: "Lame? Yes, I am lame! How about it, do you have any lame? Lame! Lame your mother!"

He stuffed Ah Xing's business card into the can and hit Ah Xing hard in the chest.

When the can fell, Ah Xing lifted his foot, kicked the can and disappeared into the air.

Lin Yu deliberately exclaimed: "Wow! Your leg skills are amazing! Your strength is amazing!"

Ah Xing said: "Of course, I have the legs of Shaolin King Kong!"

Uncle Da didn't take it seriously: "What? You're bluffing me? Afraid of you?"

Ah Xing said: "I didn't scare you, it was just an instinctive reaction."

Lin Yu said: "I'm willing to learn Shaolin Kungfu from you just for your powerful vajra legs."

Ah Xing was delighted and shook hands with Lin Yu: "Okay! You are so discerning!"

Uncle Da despises: "Sure enough, he is a mentally ill patient! Idiot!"

After scolding, Uncle Da limped away.

Ah Xing picked up two bags of garbage and said to Lin Yu, "Go buy waste first."

Lin Yu followed Ah Xing on the bustling street.

Passing by a shoe store, Ah Xing suddenly stopped and stared at the expensive sneakers in the window.

At this moment, Ah Xing was wearing a pair of tattered sneakers with exposed toes, apparently picked up from a trash can.

The shoe store manager came over: "Hey! Don't stand here, go, go!"

Ah Xing left the shoe store and asked as he walked, "What's your name and where do you live?"

Lin Yu said: "My name is Lin Yu and I am homeless."

Ah Xing said: "Fortunately, my home is relatively spacious, so I can set up a tent for you."

Lin Yu knows that Ah Xing lives on the roof of the building.

Soon, the two arrived near the waste collection station.

A man on the side of the road was busy moving things, sweating profusely from exhaustion.

Seeing Ah Xing and Lin Yu, the man hurriedly said, "Help, move the refrigerator up!"

Ah Xing readily agreed and kicked the refrigerator into the car.

The man exclaimed: "Wow! The legs are so powerful!"

Lin Yu also pretended to be shocked: "Damn, it's too exaggerated, your powerful King Kong legs can actually kick the refrigerator away!"

Ah Xing said: "So, Shaolin Kung Fu is good."

Lin Yu said, "How long will it take to reach your level?"

Ah Xing said: "I started practicing martial arts at the age of eight and have been practicing until now."

Lin Yu said: "Isn't it too hard to practice for such a long time?"

Ah Xing said: "Learning kung fu requires not only hard work, but also talent! If you have the potential, learn quickly!"

Lin Yu said: "It makes sense, I think I have the potential to practice martial arts."

Ah Xing said: "It's not that you think you have it, you have it. We need to observe your performance."

The two went to the waste collection station, sold the waste, and earned [-] cents.

Lin Yu asked: "How much is the tuition fee to learn Shaolin Kungfu from you?"

A Xing said: "Look at your appearance, I already knew that you have no money, so I didn't mention the tuition fee. I decided to teach you Shaolin Kungfu first, and then train you to be my assistant. I will help you in the future." teaching staff."

Lin Yu said, "Understood, thank you."

Ah Xing said, "Are you hungry?"

Lin Yu said, "A little bit."

Ah Xing said, "Go and buy steamed buns."

Lin Yu followed Ah Xing and strolled through the streets.

When he came to an intersection, Lin Yu saw "Sweet in the Heart Mantou Shop".

The heroine of this movie is about to debut.

Lin Yu smiled and said, "Look, there is a steamed bun shop, let's buy some steamed buns."

Ah Xing said: "Good, I usually like to eat steamed buns."

A Mei, played by Zhao Wei, was busy making steamed buns.

She performed "Tai Chi Kung Fu" and kneaded the dough freely, which attracted Ah Xing's attention.

Lin Yu said: "Why, do you like pretty girls who make steamed buns?"

Ah Xing smiled: "Please, she looks ugly, how can I like her, I'm just interested in her way of making steamed buns."

Suddenly, a boy appeared on the opposite floor and shouted loudly: "Amei, give me ten steamed buns!"

The boy threw the steel pot from upstairs to Ah Mei, and she used Tai Chi to catch the pot firmly and pour out the coins.

Ah Xing praised: "This Tai Chi technique is absolutely perfect, I want to sing a song for her!"

Lin Yu said: "I also want to sing a song, I will sing first!"

Ah Xing said: "Okay, you go first."

Lin Yu sang: "Hey - Tai Chi Kung Fu makes steamed buns, it's earth-shattering, the steamed buns look delicious and sweet, everyone wants to eat -"

Ah Xing was pleasantly surprised: "Haha, why do you sing the same as I want to sing?"

Immediately afterwards, Ah Xing and Lin Yu clapped their hands to beat the rhythm together, and walked towards Ah Mei.

"I saw that Ah Mui's arms were so strong, she told Ah Ge to throw herself on the ground!"

After the two finished singing in unison, they arrived in front of Amei.

"You... what are you two doing?" Amei was a little confused.

Lin Yu said: "Besides singing, I can't think of any other way to express my inner excitement."

Ah Xing said: "That's right, apart from singing, I can't think of a better way to express my admiration for you!"

Ah Mei picked up a jar of water and poured it on Ah Xing!

"Stop singing! You two want to sing, go over there and sing, it's the crazy one who sings here!"

Ah Xing was not angry, he stared at the steamed buns in the steamer: "Wow, it's on time!"

Amei subconsciously turned around and lowered her head: "I'm not good-looking, don't laugh at me."

Ah Xing said: "Look at how punctual this steamed bun is! It must be delicious!"

He reached out to pick up a steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's really delicious, really fragrant..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Amei, your Taijiquan move just now was beautiful!"

Ah Mui made a gesture: "Use softness to overcome strength, four or two moves a thousand pieces of gold."

Ah Xing said: "Okay! No wonder there is softness in the firmness of the steamed buns, and firmness in the softness!"

He picked up another steamed bun and swallowed it in one gulp.

Ah Mei said, "Steamed buns cost [-] cents each, and two ones cost one yuan!"

Ah Xing was surprised: "Damn, it's so expensive!"

Lin Yu said: "The steamed buns made by Tai Chi Kungfu must be more expensive."

Ah Xing took out five coins: "I have fifty cents on me, and the remaining fifty cents, can I give it to you in two days?"

Amei refused: "No!"

Ah Xing said: "Okay! People who learn martial arts speak so freely! In fact, we are also people in the martial arts. Can you give me some face?"

Amei said, "Not good."

Ah Xing quickly took off his shoes and put them on the table: "The original price of my pair of expensive sneakers is two yuan, because I admire you very much, so I count you one yuan and five, and I will give you an extra steamed bun!"

Amei said, "I called the police!"

As soon as Ah Xing heard this, he immediately put the steamed buns back into the steamer.

"Lin Yu, don't you even have fifty cents?"

Lin Yu pulled out his trouser pocket: "look, I don't even have a penny."

Ah Xing was helpless, and said to Ah Mei: "Beautiful girl, the law is nothing more than human feelings, we are all friends, can you be tolerant? The more I look at you, the more beautiful you are, and I can't help but sing to praise you..."

Just as Ah Xing was about to sing again, Ah Mei poured a bucket of water on her again.

"Give me the money, let's go! You want to sing, go over there to sing, the crazy is singing here!"

As soon as the words fell, a young man stood up from the booth.

"I don't agree with what this lady said. Those who sing here are not necessarily crazy. My name is 'Jiang Bao', and I have never given up the ideal of becoming a great composer! I heard the songs sung by these two gentlemen just now, and my creativity is unlimited. , enthusiastic and unrestrained!"

Ah Xing said, "Thank you!"

Bao Che nodded politely: "You're welcome! You have ignited a fire in my heart! I feel that it is going to explode at this moment!"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Bao sang notes and danced.

This kid really looks like an idiot, and he is full of laughs!

After the explosion finished singing, Lin Yu said to Amei: "Tai Chi Kung Fu, can you bake steamed buns?"

Amei was stunned for a moment...

Chapter 794 Big brother's iron head skills

Using "Tai Chi Kung Fu" to bake steamed buns?

Ah Mei's eyebrows were slightly frowned, her expression confused: "How to bake steamed buns in Tai Chi Kung Fu...I can't..."