Fairy Zixia said: "She is such a cock, she must have said a lot of bad things about me."

Lin Yu said: "I listened patiently and advised Fairy Qingxia to cherish the sisterhood and not to continue fighting. She didn't listen at all."

Fairy Zixia said: "She is proud and arrogant, and only listens to the words of Buddha Tathagata."

Lin Yu said: "I believe it now, you and Fairy Qingxia share the same body, you are in the daytime, and she is in the night."

Fairy Zixia said: "Just believe it, so as not to cause misunderstandings later."

Lin Yu untied the silk scarf on his arm: "Fairy, what do you want to eat, I'll bake it for you."

Fairy Zixia said: "I want to eat potato chips baked with cumin, and chicken wings baked in honey sauce."

Lin Yu said, "Okay, wait for a while."

He stepped out of the bedroom and saw Supreme Treasure sitting on the stone slab in a daze.

"Master! What are you thinking about?"

Lin Yu asked with a smile on his face, and at the same time took out the barbecue oven and food box of "Wanjie BBQ System".

Supreme Treasure sighed: "I don't know when Miss Jingjing will come to Pansi Cave."

Lin Yu opened the food box, took out chicken wings and potato chips, and placed them on the grill.

"Be patient, good things take time."

Supreme Treasure said: "You slept with Fairy Zixia all night, what's the matter?"

Lin Yu turned over the grilled chicken wings: "Fairy Zixia is right. After dark, she becomes Fairy Qingxia! The two sisters share the same body! The one who knocked us out last night was not Zixia, but Qingxia. Xia!"

Supreme Treasure said: "Damn, there really is such a bloody thing... Then, can I try to get close to Fairy Qingxia and take the opportunity to take away the Moonlight Treasure Box?"

Lin Yu said: "At present, the Moonlight Treasure Box is hidden by Fairy Zixia, and Fairy Qingxia doesn't know where it is!"

Supreme Treasure couldn't help being disappointed, and sighed again.

Ten minutes later, Lin Yu cooked the "Honey Sauce Baked Chicken Wings" and "Cumin Baked Potato Chips".

"Fairy! Come out to eat barbecue!"

Fairy Zixia walked over lightly, smelling the aroma of meat, her appetite was whetted.

After eating the barbecue, Fairy Zixia said, "Let's go, let's go for a stroll in the town!"

Lin Yu and Zhizunbao followed Fairy Zixia, left Pansi Cave and rushed to the market town.

All the way smoothly, arrived at the market town.

The streets are full of people coming and going, very lively.

Lin Yu thought about it and found Drifting Monk and Zhu Bajie!

The two of them hid behind the pork stall and stared at Supreme Treasure.

Obviously, Drifting and Zhu Bajie recognized the Supreme Treasure as Monkey King.

Fairy Zixia said as she walked, "I have a hunch that the person I like is in this town!"

Lin Yu smiled secretly, you have a lover who is set in the plot of the movie, and a potential lover.

Suddenly, Fairy Zixia stopped in her tracks.

Lin Yu asked, "Fairy, what's the matter with you?"

Fairy Zixia said: "It's strange, why does my Ziqing sword make a beeping sound and tremble slightly."

Lin Yu said: "I didn't hear the beeping sound."

Fairy Zixia said: "Of course you can't hear it...Since it makes a beeping sound, it means that the person I like is nearby..."

Lin Yu understood that when zhizunbao was closer to Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, Fairy Zixia's Ziqing sword would sense the existence of Monkey King, so she sent a reminder to Fairy Zixia.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu winked at Zhizunbao: "Master, you can go for a walk with the fairy over there. I will set up a stall here to sell barbecue, earn some money, and buy some daily necessities."

Zhizunbao understood and left with Fairy Zixia.

Lin Yu immediately walked to the opposite side of the pork stall, and quickly took out the barbecue oven and food box of "Wanjie BBQ System".

At this moment, Zhu Bajie and Drifting are still looking at Supreme Treasure, observing his whereabouts.

Drifting said: "Look, the elder brother has turned into a human form, and he is actually with Fairy Zixia! Could it be that Fairy Zixia also had a part in arresting Master? Why don't we follow him closely and don't startle the snake... "

Zhu Bajie said: "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than Eldest Brother, but now, there is an extra Zixia Fairy, he is probably a little bit higher than me."

Drifting smiled and comforted: "Don't worry, I will help you!"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: "It is precisely because of your burden that senior brother is a little higher than me!"

Drifting said: "Damn, you treat me like a burden, have you forgotten how I saved you last time?"

Suddenly, a young woman pointed at Zhu Bajie and said to the stall owner: "Boss, give me half of this pig's head!"

Zhu Bajie stood up abruptly, pretending to bite the young woman's finger.

In an instant, the young woman screamed in fright.

Zhu Bajie walked up to the woman: "Pig heads are not for sale! Do you want a pig whip?"

The woman turned pale and turned to run away.

Drifting laughed straight away, with a slightly wretched expression.

Lin Yu took the opportunity to shout: "Sweet roasted pig's heart! Roasted pork liver! Roasted pig's tongue! Roasted pig's large intestine! Roasted pig's whip! Pass by, don't miss it! Come and buy it!"

In an instant, many pedestrians were attracted by Lin Yu's cries and surrounded the barbecue pit.

Drifting smiled and said, "Second Senior Brother, there are people who sell all kinds of roasted pig offal and roasted pig whip!"

Zhu Bajie stared with anger, his nostrils dilated: "Go! Go and see!"

Chapter 743 Is also an authentic foodie

"Grilled pork heart with salt and pepper! Roasted pork liver with sauce! Roasted pork tongue with five spices! Spicy roasted pig intestines!"

"Guest officers! Pass by, don't miss it! Come and buy it!"

"Great discount! Buy two get one free! Rare opportunity!"

Lin Yu yelled while turning the roast. His voice was so loud that it could be heard half the street.

Zhu Bajie separated from the crowd, squeezed to the barbecue pit, stared at all kinds of barbecues with rounded eyes.

Seeing Zhu Bajie's ugly appearance, the onlookers backed away in fright, avoiding five or six meters away.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Guest officer, you look like a pig's head, you must like to eat pork and pig offal, right?"

Zhu Bajie said: "You are so damn brave, you dare to sell pig hearts, livers, and intestines in front of me."

Lin Yu said: "Not only pig heart, pig liver, pig intestines, but also pig tongue and pig whip! If the guest officer wants to eat, I can also roast garlic pig brain!"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "It is not allowed to roast pig internal organs, pig brains, and pig whips!"

Lin Yu said: "Guest officer, you are not a pig, why do you object to my roasting pig's offal, pig's brain, and pig's whip?"

Drifting laughed and said, "You can see clearly, he is a pig spirit!"

Lin Yu pretended to be surprised, and looked at Zhu Bajie carefully: "Isn't your pig's head a mask?"

As he said, Lin Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed Zhu Bajie's ear, and tugged hard!

Zhu Bajie groaned and grinned in pain: "Let go of my ears!"

Lin Yu said, "Huh? The pig's ears are so strong, they don't look like fake ones!"

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu pinched Zhu Bajie's pig's nose and pulled it hard. Zhu Bajie continued to scream.

Lin Yu scolded: "Fuck! It really is a pig spirit! A pig demon in the shape of a pig head and a human!"

Zhu Bajie said: "I am not a monster... I am a disciple of Tang Sanzang, the holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, Zhu Wuneng..."

Lin Yu scolded angrily: "Bah! I've never seen a pig demon become a monk!"

His hands exerted force and continued to pinch Zhu Bajie's nose hard, the pain caused his tears and snot to flow together.

The Drifting Monk was shocked: "You...your martial arts are so high, who is so divine?"

Lin Yu let go of Zhu Bajie's nose: "I don't know any martial arts. Because I turn over the kebabs every day, I can practice faster!"

Zhu Bajie rubbed his red nose, raised the nine-tooth rake, and tried to smash it at Lin Yu!

Drifting hurriedly stopped Zhu Bajie: "Second senior brother, calm down! Master told us not to bully ordinary people!"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "Obviously he bullied me!"

Lin Yu said: "please, I just checked whether you are wearing a pig's head mask. How can I bully you?"

There were many onlookers and bursts of laughter.

Zhu Bajie felt very ashamed, so he pushed Drifting away and attacked Lin Yu.

In an instant, Lin Yu picked up a bunch of roasted pig whips and poked them into Zhu Bajie's mouth accurately!

In terms of boxing skills, Lin Yu is definitely better than Zhu Bajie.

"Oh..." Zhu Bajie instinctively chewed the roasted pig penis in his mouth, "It tastes pretty good..."

Baha, Baha...

Zhu Bajie ate so fast that he swallowed the whole roasted pig penis.

Drifting said: "Second senior brother, what you ate was roasted pig penis!"

Zhu Bajie suddenly came to his senses, and his face was full of confusion: "It's strange, why does the roasted pig's whip have no smell, but is very fragrant?"

Lin Yu said: "Because, I first marinated the pig penis to get rid of its peculiar smell, and then grilled it on the charcoal fire to achieve the state of complete color, fragrance and taste!"

Zhu Bajie snarled and snarled, still wanting more.

Drifting asked: "Second Senior Brother, isn't it disgusting for you to eat pig whips of your own kind?"

Zhu Bajie's anger disappeared, and he grinned: "Hehehe, I think the pig penis is very fragrant and delicious..."

Obviously, Zhu Bajie was overwhelmed by the delicacy of roasted pig penis, showing the true qualities of a super foodie!

Lin Yu said: "One tael of silver for each skewer of roasted pig penis! Pay!"

Drifting was stunned: "One tael of silver? It's too expensive!"

Zhu Bajie said: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's worth a tael of silver, it's a pig whip after all!"

After speaking, Zhu Bajie took out an ingot of silver from his arms and handed it to Lin Yu.

"Buy a few more skewers of roasted pig intestines and pig tongue, I'll give it a try."

Lin Yu said: "This money is not enough."

Zhu Bajie asked Drifting: "Junior Brother Sha, do you have any money?"

Drifting said: "Of course there is, but every expenditure must be approved by the master. If we run out of money, we must ask for alms."

Zhu Bajie said: "Master has been taken away. He is not around, so he can't control us. Quickly give me some money."

Drifting clutched his pocket, and flatly refused: "No! I can't disobey Master's order!"

Zhu Bajie was helpless, took out a pearl from his bosom, and handed it to Lin Yu: "Hey, this pearl is very valuable, it can buy all the skewers on your barbecue!"

Lin Yu holds the pearl and looks closely.

This pearl is slightly larger than a cherry, exudes crystal luster, and is very valuable.

Drifting asked in surprise, "Second Senior Brother, where did you get the pearls?"

Zhu Bajie said: "The white dragon horse gave it to me."

Bai Longma is the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, an authentic rich second generation, who owns countless underwater treasures. Sending a few pearls to Zhu Bajie is like drizzle.

Lin Yu pretended to be delighted: "Wow! This pearl can sell for at least 5000 taels of silver!"

Drifting immediately stretched out his hand: "Give me back the pearl!"

Lin Yu avoided Drifting's hand: "Why should I give it to you? The pearl is my income from selling barbecue, and it already belongs to my property!"

Drifting said: "Boy, are these skewers in front of you worth 5000 taels of silver?"

Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "These skewers are not worth 5000 taels of silver, but I can roast whole lamb, roast suckling pig, roast duck, and roast camel for you!"

The Drifting monk said solemnly: "Monks, you can't eat meat."

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