Patriarch Bodhi came over from the earth wall behind and picked a grape in Supreme Treasure's hand.
While eating, he said, "Let me tell you, these monsters are waiting for Tang Sanzang to reappear in the world!"
Lin Yu said: "Tang Sanzang? Isn't it a character in folklore?"
Patriarch Bodhi spat out the grape seeds, sat down at the table, and patiently explained.
"500 years ago, Sun Wukong was wiped out by Master Guanyin. In order to save him, his master Tang Sanzang exchanged his life for a chance of Sun Wukong's rebirth. I hope this monkey can turn from evil to good!"
Lin Yu pretended to be shocked: "Wow! So the folklore is true!"
Supreme Treasure's expression was confused: "Why did Tang Sanzang appear in Wuyue Mountain..."
Patriarch Bodhi continued to explain: "At that time, in order to save all living beings, Tang Sanzang was not afraid of untold hardships to go to the West to learn scriptures. In order to use this scriptures to influence the world, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky were moved by his spirit! Therefore, Tathagata Buddha gave Tang Sanzang A chance for Sanzang to be reborn after 500 years, so that his apprentice Sun Wukong can protect him and learn the Western Scriptures again!"
Lin Yu said: "I understand, the monster came to Wuyue Mountain, in order to wait for Tang Sanzang, trying to eat his flesh, so that he can live forever!"
Patriarch Bodhi said, "That's right!"
Supreme Treasure stood up: "Oh! No wonder I have had the same nightmare for a long time! In a dark and lonely environment, a pair of very evil eyes have been staring at me, making me embarrassed! Yes, It’s the eyes of Patriarch Bodhi!”
Patriarch Bodhi blinked: "My eyes are very kind and kind."
Zhizunbao said: "Several times, those evil eyes stared at me so that I blushed! It turns out that I am destined to be a demon today!"
Patriarch Bodhi said: "That's right! You really hit the monster!"
Lin Yu approached Zhizunbao: "Master, are you sure?"
The Supreme Treasure said: "Just now, I took the demon mirror of Patriarch Bodhi and looked at Bai Jingjing repeatedly. She is indeed a monster. I was so scared that I almost peed my pants!"
Lin Yu pretended to be terrified: "Damn, I didn't expect the beautiful girl Jingjing to be a banshee! Master, it's fortunate that Patriarch Bodhi appeared in time, otherwise, you would have been eaten by Miss Jingjing!"
Patriarch Bodhi said: "Bai Jingjing, she's a bone spirit! Spring Thirty Niang, she's a spider spirit!"
The Supreme Treasure came to his senses and said, "It turns out that the Second Master was not talking nonsense. He saw with his own eyes that Chun Thirty Niang turned into a big spider after being hit by the "Non-toxic Fascinating Soul Fragrance"!"
Lin Yu asked: "Ancestor Bodhi, since you are a god, you must have the ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Hurry up and deal with Bai Jingjing and Chunsanniang!"
Patriarch Bodhi took out two "cosmos bags" and a stack of "invisibility charms" and put them on the table.
He instructed: "Put the invisibility talisman on your body, and the two female monsters will not be able to see you. When they are not paying attention, put a universe bag on their heads! Go, I will cover you!"
Supreme Treasure was stunned: "I usually say this sentence!"
Patriarch Bodhi asked, "Who are you talking to?"
Zhizunbao said: "My brothers, especially the second leader!"
Patriarch Bodhi said: "Okay! Then send the second head!"
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "You don't need to send the second master to go out, I will do it myself!"
Chapter 731 Serving as the Jade Emperor's Royal Cook
Lin Yu volunteered to capture the "Bone Spirit" Bai Jingjing and the "Spider Spirit" Chun Sanniang.
Supreme Treasure hurriedly said: "Brother, can you do it? Are you not afraid of being eaten by two female monsters?"
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Don't forget, the two female monsters like the delicious food I baked. When they taste it, I put the "cosmos bag" on their heads!"
Supreme Treasure said: "Okay! I will lead the other brothers, paste the 'invisibility charm', and help you get rid of the two female monsters!"
Afterwards, Supreme Treasure called the second master, handed him a stack of "invisible charms", and asked him to distribute them to each brother, and catch monsters together tonight!
Erdang's gaze was blank, and he obediently agreed.
Lin Yu knew that Erdang's family had learned Chunsanniang's "Dafa of Soul Removal", and he had become a traitor, so he would definitely burn the "invisibility talisman" and inform Chunsanniang.
Night falls.
Lin Yu stood in front of the barbecue, grilling all kinds of delicacies, and the smell of meat was overflowing.
Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing ate with gusto and feasted, and sincerely praised Lin Yu's barbecue cooking skills.
At this time, the bandits whispered to each other, which aroused the suspicion of Chun Sanniang.
Erdangjia winked at Chunsanniang, she understood, and found a note stuck to the bottom of the bowl with the words "invisible talisman" written on it.
Lin Yu had expected that the Erdang family burned the "invisibility talisman" provided by Bodhi Patriarch, and made a stack of fake "invisibility talismans".
However, Lin Yu did not remind Zhizunbao.
Because the supreme treasure and the bandits will attract the attention of Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing, Lin Yu can take this opportunity to use the "cosmos bag"!
Lin Yu's movements were skillful, and he quickly turned the roast suckling pig, and the oil dripped continuously into the charcoal fire.
The roast suckling pig just came out of the oven, and Supreme Treasure led the bandits to the stage.
They only wear a pair of shorts made of white paper, which is extremely funny.
Zhizunbao wore an extra bow tie, and Erdangjia wore an extra wreath.
Lin Yu pretended not to see it, took out twenty skewers of "spicy beef tendons" from the food box, and placed them on the barbecue grill.
Bai Jingjing was dumbfounded seeing the bandits dressed up.
Chun Sanniang reminded: "Calm down, let's keep calm and see what they want to do!"
The blind man and several ugly thieves walked to the table, and suddenly took off the white paper pants they were wearing.
Pooh!Bai Jingjing spat out the wine in her mouth.
Chun Sanniang asked: "Junior Sister, what's wrong with you?"
Bai Jingjing quickly covered up: "I... I'm a little drunk..."
Chunsanniang said: "If you can't drink it, don't drink it. It's a shame! Lin Yu, is the beef tendon roasted?"
Lin Yu bowed his head and was busy: "wait a while!"
The blind man and the others were delighted, thinking that Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing couldn't see.
Zhizunbao walked over quickly, made a move to poke Bai Jingjing's eyes, to test her.
Bai Jingjing ignored it and continued to shovel the skewers: "Wow, the grilled pig intestines are so delicious! I like to eat them!"
Zhizunbao poked Chunsanniang in the eyes again, and made a gesture of strangling her neck!
Chun Sanniang secretly shot and lit Zhizunbao's white paper underpants.
Zhizunbao took a few steps back in fright, and slapped the burning paper underpants, but it couldn't be extinguished.
According to the plot of the movie, Supreme Treasure will lie down silently, and let the second master command the bandits, kick the burning paper underpants wildly with violent footwork.
During the fire extinguishing process, Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing pretended to quarrel and poured wine on Zhizunbao's crotch twice in succession.
Sure enough, the bandits surrounded Zhizunbao and kicked out the burning paper underpants.
Spring Thirty Niang picked up the bowl, poured the wine on Supreme Treasure, and said to Bai Jingjing, "Repay the money quickly! You bastard!"
Hula!The flames flared up again!
At the same time, Lin Yu brought the "Spicy Roasted Beef Tendon" to the table: "Use it slowly, both of you!"
Chun Sanniang suddenly came back to her senses: "No! The invisibility talisman is fake, we can see these bandits, and Lin Yu should be able to see too..."
Before the words were finished, the heads of Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing were trapped by Lin Yu's "cosmos bag", disappeared in a flash, and were sucked into the bag!
Lin Yu tightened his Qiankun bag: "haha! I caught the female monster!"
Seeing that Lin Yu succeeded, Zhizunbao quickly pulled off the burning white paper pants and put on his clothes.
Erdangjia transformed himself into the ancestor of Bodhi. He reached out to catch the two Qiankun bags handed over by Lin Yu.
"Hahaha, my ancestor Bodhi even took off his underwear in order to subdue demons, regardless of his personal image!"
Zhizunbao came and patted Lin Yu on the shoulder: "good brother! Sure enough, I was not disappointed!"
Patriarch Bodhi praised: "The boss has a good vision and found that there is something wrong with the second leader! Fortunately, he was caught in advance, otherwise it will destroy our plan and affect Lin Yu's catch of monsters!"
Supreme Treasure said triumphantly: "This old boy, when asked him to do things, he always pushes back and forth, but today he promised so readily, there must be something wrong! Drag him out!"
"Yes!" The blind man obeyed.
Zhizunbao pointed to the roast suckling pig, roast pig large intestine, roast beef tendon and other delicacies on the table, and said with a smile: "Ancestor Bodhi, thank you for your great help. Please taste Lin Yu's barbecue!"
Patriarch Bodhi waved his hand: "I don't eat meat."
Lin Yu said: "Garlic roasted eggplant, three delicacies roasted tofu skin, cumin roasted potato slices, spicy roasted leeks, would Patriarch Bodhi eat it?"
Patriarch Bodhi's eyes lit up: "I'd love to taste these vegetarian dishes!"
Lin Yu said, "Please take a seat and wait a moment."
Patriarch Bodhi and Supreme Treasure sat down, talking and laughing happily.
Lin Yu's hands and feet are nimble, and he flips and roasts all kinds of vegetarian dishes quickly.
After a while, garlic roasted eggplant, three delicacies roasted tofu skin, cumin roasted potato slices and spicy roasted leeks were baked and placed on the wine table.
Patriarch Bodhi was unrestrained, tasted it with great interest, and praised it repeatedly.
"It's so fragrant! I've never had such a delicious BBQ!"
Supreme Treasure swallowed the pig's intestines: "Ancestor Bodhi, you are a god, you must have eaten countless delicacies in the heaven."
Patriarch Bodhi said: "You don't know something, the delicacies of the world are often better than the dishes of heaven!"
Supreme Treasure nodded: "No wonder, many gods secretly descended to the earth..."
Patriarch Bodhi said: "Master, where did you find the cook?"
Zhizunbao said: "Lin Yu passed by Wuyue Mountain and set up a stall here to sell barbecue. He was taken back to the cottage by the second master and worked as a cook for me."
Patriarch Bodhi said: "With Lin Yu's barbecue cooking skills, he is fully qualified to go to heaven and serve as the imperial chef of the Jade Emperor!"
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "The Bodhi patriarch is too much, I am an ordinary mortal, how can I go to the heavenly palace."
Patriarch Bodhi said: "Ordinary people who have cultivated to a certain level are eligible to ascend to heaven and become immortals. Tell me the truth, do you want to be the Jade Emperor's chef?"
Lin Yu shook his head: "I don't want to!"
Patriarch Bodhi asked, "Why?"
Lin Yu said with a smile: "you just said that the delicious food in the world is better than the dishes in the heaven, and I think that the beauties in the world are better than the fairies in the heaven!"
"Hahaha..." Patriarch Bodhi laughed with his head raised and stroked his beard, "Although you are young, you see things very clearly!"
The thieves escorted the second leader, shouting and cursing.
Er Dangjia struggled hard: "Let me go! Let me go!"
While eating roast suckling pig, Supreme Treasure reprimanded: "You traitor, tonight, I will chop you up and roast you!"
The second master scolded unconvinced.
Patriarch Bodhi said: "You can't blame the second master, he has been enchanted by the witch's soul-transferring method."
The second master shouted: "Let me go! Otherwise, I will ask the master to kill you!"
Zhizunbao was so angry that he picked up the axe, and suddenly found that the puppy Wangcai was lying on the ground, biting a rope.
"Wangcai, the rope you bit on, I feel so familiar!"
Patriarch Bodhi smiled and said, "Of course I'm familiar with you. This is the rope I used to tie the Qiankun bag..."
In an instant, Patriarch Bodhi's smile disappeared, and his face changed drastically.
The two universe bags on the table have been opened.
Supreme Treasure was shocked: "Damn! Wangcai bit the rope and let go of the female monster!"
Whoosh!Spring Thirty Mother and Bai Jingjing flashed!
"Damn old man! If there is a way to heaven, you don't go, but if there is no way to hell, you break in!"
The bandits trembled in fright, and knelt down with their heads in their hands.
Patriarch Bodhi hurriedly grabbed Supreme Treasure by the collar and clamped his neck!
"Come on! Let me strangle this reincarnated Monkey King! You will never find Tang Sanzang!"
Chun Sanniang was startled: "What? He's Monkey King?"
Patriarch Bodhi whispered to Supreme Treasure: "You pretend to be temporarily, or we will be finished."
Bai Jingjing said: "He is not Monkey King, before, he couldn't even bear my "Sanmai Bone Fire"!"
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