Zhizunbao said: "Okay, after you have made your military exploits, let's hold an election and select a qualified second master! Do you agree, brothers?"

The second leader raised his hand first: "Agree!"

Lin Yu said: "Guangzhu, Chunsanniang's martial arts is so strong, how can I deal with her?"

Supreme Treasure said: "You can't fight her with a spear and sword, but you can't defend her against an arrow in the dark!"

Erdangjia said: "What does the boss mean, to poison the barbecue?"

Zhizunbao said: "Stupid! Why do you always think about poisoning the barbecue? Can't you be a little creative?"

Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "Master, I suggest using ecstasy to charm Chunsanniang when she is sleeping!"

Supreme Treasure said: "Well! The female devil is on guard when she is awake, but she must be unable to resist the power of the drug when she is asleep!"

Er Dangjia said: "In our medicine box, there is a pack of "Five Poisons and Soul Incense", which is very powerful!"

Supreme Treasure smiled wickedly: "Tonight, at three o'clock, let Chunsanniang taste the "Five Poisons and Lost Soul Fragrance". After she faints and has no ability to resist, I can do whatever I want with her! Hehehe... ..."

The second leader gave a thumbs up: "What a plan!"

Supreme Treasure said: "Since you agree with this strategy, I will entrust you with the task!"

Erdangjia was shocked: "I can't... The boss... looks down on me so much... The task is too dangerous, I'm afraid I won't be able to complete it smoothly, I will fail your expectations of me, and even hurt everyone!"

Lin Yu said: "While waiting for the barbecue, I put more salt and pepper. If Chunsanniang has a strong taste, she must drink more. Once she drinks too much, she will easily fall asleep and fall asleep! At that time, the two Master can easily use "Five Poisons and Soul Incense"!"

The Erdang's brows were frowned: "What if Chun Sanniang drinks a lot?"

Boom!Supreme Treasure suddenly fell to his knees.

Er Dangjia said: "Guangzhu, you don't need to kneel down if you ask me to perform the task!"

Supreme Treasure said helplessly: "Nonsense! Do you think I want to kneel? My legs are not working now!"

Lin Yu observed Zhizunbao's eyes: "Master, your injury from Qishangquan is getting more and more serious!"

Supreme Treasure said: "It doesn't matter, I still have my hands, I won't give in!"

He stood upside down and walked with his hands.

Then, it fell into the cesspit.

The second leader exclaimed: "It's not good, the gang leader has fallen into the cesspit! Help the gang leader!"

Everyone hurried over to fish out the Supreme Treasure from the cesspit...

Night falls.

Lin Yu stood in front of the grill, carefully roasting the whole lamb.

Spring Thirty Niang sat in the house, eating "spicy roasted pheasant" and drinking fine wine.

Zhizunbao leaned against the door frame and asked with a smile: "Heroine, how is Lin Yu's barbecue cooking?"

Chun Thirty Niang took a sip of wine, raised her eyebrows slightly: "Lin Yu's barbecue cooking skills are very good, the pheasant is roasted crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the meat is full of fragrance! Unfortunately, the taste is a little salty!"

Lin Yu heard it outside, and said loudly: "I don't know the taste of the heroine, so I sprinkled a little more salt and pepper. I will put less salt and pepper on this roasted whole lamb!"

Chunsanniang reminded: "The spiciness of roasted whole lamb can be stronger."

Lin Yu took advantage of the opportunity to praise: "Sure enough, she is a famous female high school hero. Not only is she strong in martial arts, she can also eat spicy food, and she can drink a lot!"

Chunsanniang smiled slightly, and took another sip of fine wine.

Supreme Treasure asked: "Who are you waiting for when you stay in Wuyue Mountain?"

Chun Sanniang said, "Didn't I tell you to wait for someone with three moles on the soles of their feet!"

Supreme Treasure asked: "What is his relationship with you? Benefactor, enemy?"

Snapped!Chun Thirty Niang slammed the table!

"You talk too much! Just cut off your tongue and make you dumb!"

Zhizunbao handed over: "Heroine, enjoy the barbecue and wine slowly, I will not accompany you."

After finishing speaking, zhizunbao left the door and winked at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu understood, picked up a small brush, dipped enough chili oil, and spread the roasted whole lamb evenly...

Chapter 725

The whole lamb roasted by Lin Yu is fresh, fragrant and spicy!

Chun Sanniang had a big appetite, ate the roast leg of lamb, and praised it repeatedly.

Before she knew it, Chun Sanniang drank a jar of wine.

Supreme Treasure muttered: "Second Master guessed right, this female devil really has a lot of alcohol."

Lin Yu picked up a jar of wine in time and walked quickly to Chunsanniang.

"There are so many heroines! I'll open another bottle of fine wine for you!"

Chunsanniang's face is reddish, like a peach blossom, and her beautiful eyes are luminescent, staring at Lin Yu.

"Brat, are you trying to get me drunk? Take advantage of me?"

Lin Yu joked with a smile: "the heroine's martial arts are so strong, even if I want to take advantage of you, how can I succeed?"

With that said, Lin Yu filled a bowl of fine wine for Chunsanniang.

Chunsanniang said, "Sit down and drink with me."

Lin Yu shook his head: "don't dare, dare not, I'm just a cook, how can I be equal to a heroine?"

Chunsanniang said: "If I tell you to sit, you can sit, don't talk nonsense."

Lin Yu sat down happily, poured a bowl of wine, and held it up pretending to be respectful: "Heroine, I respect you! I've done it, you can do whatever you want!"

Gudong, Gudong... Lin Yu finished drinking with his neck raised.

Chun Thirty Niang also drank it all in one gulp, smiling like a flower.

"Among these bandits, your appearance is more handsome and your temperament is more refined. You look like a scholar, not a bandit at all!"

Lin Yu waved his hand: "The heroine has won the prize! The most handsome man in Wuyue Mountain should be the leader of my family!"

Zhizunbao squatted outside the door and nodded when he heard Lin Yu's praise.

Chun Thirty Mother: "Your family leader is the most handsome? Hahaha, look at his bear! Two eyebrows joined together, a big beard, messy hair, and a pair of cross-eyed, and the voice of his speech is like A male duck!"

Supreme Treasure was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help touching his eyebrows and beard.

Lin Yu said: "The heroine doesn't know something. My family's leader got hit by the 'Three Sages of Kunlun' He Zudao's Seven Injuries Punch, which led to cross-eyed and changed tone of speech."

Chun Sanniang said: "What is the meaning of the Kunlun School? He has been to Wuyue Mountain?"

Lin Yu said: "Yes, He Zudao came here yesterday and ate my grilled mutton skewers."

Chun Sanniang's willow eyebrows frowned slightly: "Why did you come to Wuyue Mountain? Could it be..."

Lin Yu hurriedly asked, "Could it be what?"

Chun Sanniang raised her eyebrows: "It's nothing! Keep drinking!"

Lin Yu drank three bowls of wine without getting drunk.

Chun Sanniang's complexion was a little ruddy again, and her eyes were full of spring.

Lin Yu knows that wine can cheer up and be emotional.

Although Chunsanniang is a spider spirit, she also has emotions and desires, and also likes handsome men.

She smiled and said, "Aside from being good at barbecue food, what else are you good at?"

Lin Yu said: "Heroine, what do you want me to be good at?"

Chun Sanniang said implicitly: "For example, beat your shoulders, pinch your feet."

Lin Yu said: "Massage and massage? Relieve fatigue?"

Chun Sanniang giggled: "Yes, yes, I am tired from the journey and need a massage."

Lin Yu said, "no problem, I'll give you a massage."

Chun Sanniang said, "Then help me to the bedroom."

Lin Yu stretched out his hand, supported Chunsanniang, and went up to the second floor.

The two walked into the bedroom and closed the door.

Zhizunbao, Erdangjia, Blind Man and other bandits stood downstairs, looking up.

The second master said: "I didn't expect that Lin Yu was good at picking up girls, and he actually won the favor of the female devil and accompanied her into the bedroom."

Supreme Treasure said: "The wicked devil, you actually despise my appearance! I'll get rid of her later, I want her to taste my strength!"

The second master said: "Since Lin Yu can get close to the female devil, let him use "Five Poisons and Lost Soul Fragrance" to charm the female devil, so I don't need to take risks."

Zhizunbao said: "If Lin Yu gets rid of the female devil, he will make a great contribution and can completely replace you."

The second master hurriedly said: "It's better for me to do it myself, it's safer, I'll go get the "Five Poisons and Lost Soul Fragrance"..."

After waiting for a stick of incense, the second master hurried back, holding "Non-toxic Ecstasy Incense" in his hand.

At this moment, Lin Yu leaves the bedroom and goes down the stairs.

Supreme Treasure asked in a low voice: "How is the situation?"

Lin Yu said: "Chunsan Niang was very comfortable after being massaged by me, she has already fallen asleep."

Er Dangjia smiled wretchedly: "Apart from massage, did you two do anything else?"

Lin Yu said: "I talked about some anecdotes in the world, as well as gossip news about various sects."

The Erdangjia said, "I'm talking about things between men and women."

Lin Yu said, "if you want to know, go upstairs and ask her."

The second master heheed twice: "I used the "Five Poisons and Lost Soul Fragrance" to fascinate Chun Thirty Niang, and I'll get her right away, so there's no need to ask any more questions."

Supreme Treasure urged: "Hurry up!"

Erdangjia took a deep breath, and stepped up the stairs as if rushing to the battlefield.

Zhizunbao waved and led Lin Yu, the blind man and others to guard outside the door.

Erdangjia approached the bedroom window, pierced the window paper, and used a bamboo tube to blow the "Five Poisons and Lost Soul Incense" into the room.

He murmured: "Stinky bitch, after I've charmed you, I'll fix you severely, to see if you're still tyrannical!"

Immediately, the second master squatted under the window, waiting patiently.

A few minutes later, there was a harsh "hissing" sound in the bedroom.

Er Dangjia stood up and leaned over the window to check.

I saw a huge spider on the couch in the room, baring its teeth and claws!

"Oh my god! Spider spirit!"

Erdangjia screamed in fright, took a few steps back, and almost fell off the railing.

Boom!The spider spirit knocked open the bedroom door!

The second master fled in a hurry and rolled down the stairs!

"Master! There are spider spirits! Master! Help!"

Hearing the movement, Supreme Treasure walked to the door, but was knocked down by the second master!

Just as Lin Yu was about to help Zhizunbao, the spider spirit rushed over!

"Damn it! What a big spider!" Supreme Treasure exclaimed.

Lin Yu shouted, "run away!"

In a critical moment, Supreme Treasure used hands instead of feet, retreated and fled, and the blind man and others also ran for their lives.

Lin Yu performed extremely light kung fu, retreated more than ten meters, and hid in the corner of the wall.

Zhizunbao ran away and scolded: "I told you bastards to pay attention to hygiene, and clean the room carefully. Now the spiders raised are bigger than me, what should I do?"

The spider crawled extremely fast and chased the Supreme Treasure.

"Damn it! Why are you chasing me! It must be my handsome appearance that attracted the spider spirit!"

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