At this time, a few heads poked out from behind the hillside, looking at the barbecue pit.
Lin Yu continued to yell: "Flavorous pig's trotters! Taste first and then buy. If it's not good, you don't need money! Pass by, don't miss it!"
As soon as the words fell, a group of people rushed out from behind the hillside!
Lin Yu took a closer look, what the hell, it's a group of robbers and bandits!
Their appearance is ugly, their clothes are dirty and torn, armed with machetes, axes, meteor hammers, maces and other weapons, they rushed over like wolves and tigers!
The guy in the lead has a relatively fat body, a slightly dark complexion, and two beards. He looks wretched and has a sense of joy.
Lin Yu was immediately happy, haha, this guy is Wu Mengda!
Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu understood, and he traveled to Zhou Xingchi's most classic movie "A Chinese Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box"!
This area is exactly the site where Supreme Treasure led the bandits to rob and commit crimes.
The second boss (Zhu Bajie), played by Wu Mengda, arrived at the barbecue pit first.
He raised the ax and said viciously, "Hand over the pig's trotters!"
Lin Yu smiled slightly: "this guest officer, you can taste the pig's trotters for free, you can take it yourself, I don't need to hand it to you!"
Erdangjia was startled, and then said: "That's right, since the tasting is free, why should I rob it!"
He put away the axe, reached out and grabbed the "roasted pig's trotters with sauce", opened his mouth and took a bite, chewing quickly.
More than a dozen thieves surrounded the barbecue pit, all staring at the "roasted pig's trotters with soy sauce" and chattering non-stop.
Jiang Yuecheng, the assistant director of this film, played the role of the blind man (the Drifting Monk), and hurriedly asked: "Second master, do the pig's trotters smell good?"
Erdangjia swallowed the soft and glutinous pork, and praised sincerely: "It's delicious! It's so delicious! Come and taste it too!"
Hearing the permission, the blind man quickly grabbed a pig's trotter!
Snapped!The blind man's hand was hit by Lin Yu with pliers!
"Oh...it hurts..." The blind man withdrew his hand, grinning in pain.
Lin Yu said: "There are more than a dozen of you, and I only roasted ten pig's trotters. If you all taste it for free, how can I sell pig's trotters?"
Erdang wiped off the oil on his chin, and laughed loudly: "Stinky boy, if you fall into our hands, it's good that you can live, and you dare to resist?"
The blind man raised his machete angrily and pointed at Lin Yu: "Hand over all the pig's trotters! Otherwise, I will send you to the king of Hades!"
Lin Yu pretended to be shocked and said, "Everyone, you are not bandits, are you?"
Erdang gnawed on the pig's trotters and patted himself on the chest: "Look at our professional appearance and powerful weapons, can't you see that we are extremely ferocious bandits?"
The blind man raised his orchid fingers and pulled his hair behind his ears: "Everyone says I'm blind, but this kid is even blinder than me! Hahaha..."
Lin Yu pretended to be trembling again: "I... I just entered the rivers and lakes, and I make a living by selling barbecue at a street stall. I have never met bandits..."
A burly bandit next to him reminded: "Second master, kill this kid and take all the pig's hooves!"
Another thin bandit pointed to the open food box and said excitedly: "This is full of mutton skewers and pig intestines, enough for us to have a full meal!"
The blind man raised his machete and tried to cut Lin Yu.
The second leader hastily stopped him: "Stop! Don't kill him!"
The blind man asked, "Why didn't you kill him?"
Erdangjia swallowed the pork tendon in his mouth, and said with a smile: "I have never eaten such delicious roasted pig's trotters. This kid's cooking skills are very superb. If he brings him back to the cottage to be a cook, the boss will be happy!"
The burly bandit gave a thumbs up: "Second boss is smart, the gang leader usually likes to eat barbecue! Let this kid barbecue every day for the gang boss to enjoy!"
The blind man looked at Lin Yu with a look of jealousy on his face: "huh, he is quite handsome, he will definitely please the gang leader, and will definitely take away my limelight!"
"Damn it!" The second leader tapped the blind man's forehead with his pig's trotters, "You have a bullshit limelight, and you know how to make waves all day long, trying to seduce the boss!"
The blind man rubbed his forehead: "People worship the leader of the gang and secretly love the leader of the gang, can't it? This is my freedom!"
"Liberty girl!" The second master grinned and scolded, and then ordered, "Take this kid and his barbecue pit back to the cottage!"
Lin Yu shouted: "I don't want to be a bandit! I'm a serious barbecue vendor, I don't want to be a bandit!"
Erdang raised his ax and pressed it against Lin Yu's neck: "you can either go to see Lord Yan, or go to see my lord, choose yourself!"
Lin Yu showed his acting skills and pretended to be trembling with fright: "I...I don't want to see Lord Yan...I'll go with you..."
The second master waved his hands, and the bandits hurriedly picked up the barbecue pit and food box, and escorted Lin Yu to the distant cottage.
After a while, they arrived at the base camp of the bandits.
Lin Yu observed carefully, and the scene here was exactly the same as in the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", which made him feel familiar!
After all, Zhou Xingchi's movie "A Chinese Journey to the West" is loved and admired by countless movie fans. Everyone is very familiar with the plot of the movie and the lines of the movie.
At this time, the "spider spirit" Chun Sanniang hadn't arrived at Wuyue Mountain, and the "bone spirit" Bai Jingjing hadn't appeared either.
It is obviously a special arrangement of "Myriad Realms Barbecue System" that Lin Yu came across in advance.
According to the consistency of the system, corresponding tasks must be issued.
Lin Yu followed the second master into the courtyard.
I saw Zhizunbao played by Zhou Xingchi lying on the seat, closing his eyes and resting his mind, shaking his fan leisurely.
Before the second leader could speak, Supreme Treasure sniffed his nose: "Hey... what kind of meat? It smells so good!"
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Zhizunbao smelled the meaty aroma of "roasted pig's trotters with soy sauce", his eyes opened suddenly, and his spirit was lifted!
The Erdang's face was full of smiles: "Guangzhu! I caught a cook for you!"
Supreme Treasure's thick eyebrows frowned slightly: "What? You caught a cook? Damn, I asked you to take the brothers to rob money, but you brought me back a cook!"
Erdangjia said: "Boss, this cook's barbecue skills are very good, and the pig's trotters he roasted are very fragrant!"
After speaking, the second master waved his hand.
The blind man grabs Lin Yu by the collar and drags him to zhizunbao.
Several thieves carried the "Super BBQ Grill" and "Magic Food Box" of "Wanjie BBQ System" and placed them beside Lin Yu.
"Kneel down!" Er Dangjia ordered harshly, "Meet our Clan Master!"
Lin Yu shook his head: "a man has gold under his knees. He kneels to the sky and knees to his parents. Why should I kneel to the leader?"
Zhizunbao looked at Lin Yu carefully: "You have a lot of backbone, and your clothes are quite different!"
Lin Yu has short hair, wearing a white T-shirt, casual shorts, and blue sneakers.
This dress, in the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", is indeed very different.
The blind man raised his foot and kicked Lin Yu's calf: "kneel down!"
Who knows, Lin Yu is as stable as a rock and does not move at all.
"Hehe...you stand quite steadily! It's very pulling!" The second master rolled up his sleeves and prepared to teach Lin Yu a lesson.
"Stop!" Zhizunbao scolded, and walked in front of Lin Yu, "Your boy looks handsome, has a stalwart figure, and has a good temperament. He doesn't look like a cook at all! I'm afraid you are an undercover agent sent by the government?"
Lin Yu was immediately happy.
Zhizunbao's imagination is quite rich, and he actually regards Lin Yu as a government spy.
Lin Yu joked: "Who said that a person who sells barbecue can't be handsome? Does it have to be rustic, wretched and vulgar? If I am an undercover agent sent by the government, I can pretend to be a wandering prisoner and join you Shanzhai, why pretend to be a vendor selling barbecue?"
Zhizunbao said: "Well, it makes sense! For a cook with temperament like you, the baked food is probably not bad!"
Lin Yu pointed to the "roasted pig's trotters with soy sauce" on the barbecue grill, and said with a smile: "Please help the master to taste it!"
Zhizunbao smelled the smell of meat again, and couldn't help picking up a "roasted pig's trotter with sauce".
"It's not poisonous, is it?"
Zhizunbao remained vigilant and swallowed his saliva.
Erdangjia said: "Master, I just ate a roasted pig's trotter, it's not poisonous!"
Zhizunbao was relieved now, holding the "roasted pig's trotters with soy sauce", gnawed and tasted happily.
Many bandits watched Zhizunbao eat roasted pig's trotters intently, and they laughed one after another.
Zhizunbao was delighted to eat it, and praised: "Fat but not greasy, the meat is full of fragrance, it can be called the best roasted pig's trotters, and it won my heart! It's delicious, it's delicious!"
Erdang said: "Boss, there are still a lot of mutton skewers in the box, let this kid show off his cooking skills, grill more mutton skewers, and share them with the brothers!"
Zhizunbao said: "Okay! Let's bake it quickly! What's your name?"
Lin Yu said: "My surname is Lin and my name is Yu! Master, can I leave after I finish grilling the kebabs?"
Zhizunbao said: "Where do you want to go? Is my cottage not good?"
Lin Yu said: "I want to travel around the world, set up a stall to sell barbecue, make money to marry a wife, and give birth to a few big fat boys!"
Supreme Treasure raised his head and smiled: "Hahaha... your ambition is very lofty. Follow me in the future, you can earn countless silvers and marry many wives!"
Lin Yu pretended to be surprised: "Really?"
Zhizunbao said: "Of course it is true! I am a bandit with ideals and ambitions. I once swore a poisonous oath that I must lead my brothers to enjoy the glory and wealth in the world!"
Lin Yu pushed the boat along the way: "OK! Since I have meat to eat with the leader, I won't leave!"
The second master said: "Forget that you are a smart boy, quickly roast lamb skewers!"
Lin Yu bent down to open the food box, took out two hundred skewers of mutton, and placed them on the barbecue grill.
"Boss, do you like cumin lamb skewers, or spicy lamb skewers?"
Zhizunbao said: "My tastes are diverse, and anyone who comes is welcome."
Lin Yu nodded and started to grill the kebabs.
As he was busy, he looked around.
The base camp of Zhizunbao is located in a good location, with a wide view in front and a mountain in the back.
There is a deep well in the courtyard with abundant water source, which solves the problem of draft and water use.
Moreover, the cottage is not very far from the main road, so it is convenient to block the road and rob.
After 10 minutes, Lin Yu put the cooked ten skewers of "cumin roast lamb" and ten skewers of "spicy roast lamb" on the tray.
Lin Yu yelled loudly: "The mutton skewers are out of the oven, please ask the boss to taste them first!"
With lively eyes, the blind man quickly picked up the tray and brought it to Supreme Treasure.
Supreme Treasure picked up a bunch of "roasted lamb with cumin" and quickly licked his mouth. His taste buds were immediately bombarded by the delicious taste of the lamb, which made him give a thumbs up and praised repeatedly.
Immediately afterwards, the Erdangjia, the blind man and many bandits also began to eat mutton skewers.
"Wow...it's so spicy! It's so fragrant..." Zhizunbao tasted the "spicy roast lamb".
Seeing the appearance of zhizunbao, Lin Yu suddenly remembered something.
In the movie "A Chinese Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", the Supreme Treasure just made its debut, and mistook the blind man for the second master, and the puppy Wangcai for the second master.
Because Supreme Treasure hit the Seven Injuries Fist of "Three Sages of Kunlun".
But at the moment, Supreme Treasure seems to be in normal condition, and it is obvious that it has not met the "Three Sages of Kunlun".
Lin Yu, as a fan of Master Xing, has checked this detail: About 500 years after Tang Monk learned the scriptures, about the end of the Southern Song Dynasty, it belonged to the era when the "Three Sages of Kunlun" He Zudao appeared in "The Condor Shooting Trilogy", which is the Supreme Treasure age.
He Zudao, a predecessor of the Kunlun School, is a character in the novel "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji" written by Mr. Jin. He is famous for his three talents of piano, chess and sword.
Just as Lin Yu was thinking, a small bandit ran into the yard!
"Speak to the lord! Someone is passing by the village on horseback!"
Supreme Treasure wiped off the oil from the corner of his mouth: "Who?"
The little bandit replied: "It should be a man! No companion!"
Zhizunbao said excitedly: "Business is here! Brothers, copy guys!"
After swallowing the mutton, the bandits followed Zhizunbao out of the courtyard with weapons in hand.
Erdang picked up a machete and stuffed it into Lin Yu's hand: "you go too!"
Lin Yu said: "I... I have never killed anyone!"
The second master said: "Come with us to rob money! It's not murder! You idiot!"
Zhizunbao led all the bandits, lying behind the hillside.
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