I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

"You brat, shut up! What nonsense are you talking about?"

Suddenly, Uncle Da breathed a sigh of relief and wiped off the sweat from his forehead.

Playing psychological tactics is equal to taking risks.

Lin Yu still had a relaxed expression, chewing the pig's large intestine.

Liang Rongzhong spread his hands together: "Brother, you don't do anything, you never attack, how do you want me to broadcast the explanation?"

The elder brother scolded angrily: "Will you be a reporter?"

Liang Rongzhong slapped the table fiercely: "Damn! How I relay the broadcast is none of your business!"

The two uttered harsh words and quarreled extremely fiercely.

The referee hurriedly came over and stopped the elder brother: "Okay, okay, stop arguing!"

The elder brother said: "you heard it just now. How could I fall into Lin Yu's arms and be affectionate to him? It's just nonsense! "

Liang Rongzhong retorted: "You are not convinced, hurry up and beat the barbecue boy, why are you so fierce with me?"

The elder brother said: "I can fight however I want, and it's not up to you to direct me!"

Lin Yu came over and said to Liang Rongzhong: "No wonder senior brother is angry. You were really a bit too much just now. How could a man with such a sense of justice like me hug a guy like senior brother? I am an authentic man and only like women! "

The elder brother said: "I only like women too!"

Lin Yu said: "Since everyone likes women and their orientation is normal, why bother with a commentator, forget it, forget it, be generous!"

Eldest brother: "It's not that I'm stingy, but those words he said directly humiliated my glorious image!"

Lin Yu said: "I don't care, why should you care? Men should be more open-minded!"

Clang, clang!The bell rang.

The first round is over.

The referee on the field ordered: "Please return the boxers of both sides to their respective positions!"

Lin Yu returned to his seat and sat down with a smile.

He Jinyin cheered excitedly: "Yeah! The first round has passed!"

Boss Huang, A Niu and A Qiang also high-fived each other.

Lin Yu asked: "I was not knocked down by the big brother, of course Ah Yin is happy, but you bought the big brother to win, why are you so excited?"

Boss Huang said: "I saw Ah Yin bought 5 yuan to bet on you to win. I couldn't bear it, and quietly bought [-] yuan to bet on you!"

A Niu said, "I bought it for 2000 yuan."

Ah Qiang said, "I also bought two thousand!"

Lin Yu said: "You are smart, just wait to collect the money!"

Boss Huang said: "My confidence in you has suddenly increased, and I regret not selling tens of thousands of dollars more..."

Uncle Da smiled and asked: "How about it, the psychological tactics I taught you will work?"

Lin Yu said: "It's very useful. Senior brother is too suspicious, so he dare not attack rashly!"

Uncle Da said: "In the second game, let's continue to play psychological tactics and completely confuse the big brother!"

At this moment, the elder brother is sitting opposite, hating Lin Yu.

He said viciously: "I understand. This kid deliberately turned his back on me, trying to scare me and delay time! I'll attack from behind later and knock him down!"

There was a lot of shouting at the scene, and many audience members pointed at the elder brother and scolded him.

Because, the audience who bet on Lin Yu's defeat in the first game all lost money!

The bell rings, and the second round begins!

Chapter 711 Live Lobster Hit in the Head

"Down with the BBQ boy!"

"Brother, show off your power!"

"The barbecue boy must lose!"

"Big brother is invincible!"

The audience at the scene shouted with all their might, cheering for Brother Guashuiliu!

There are only a few audiences cheering for Lin Yu, because they are lovers of barbecue food.

At the beginning of the second round, Lin Yu no longer turned his back to the elder brother, but put his hands on his hips and looked at the elder brother with a smile, looking like he was fooling around.

The elder brother swung his fist and stopped suddenly.

Because, he found that Lin Yu winked at Uncle Da in the audience.

The big brother was afraid of being cheated, so he cautiously stopped the attack.

Uncle Da held a white object in his hand, shook it back and forth, and suddenly threw it upwards.

The eldest brother held his head up, his eyes blinded by the light from the ceiling.

Snapped!The white thing landed on the senior brother's forehead, and he reached out to catch it.

If you look closely, the white thing is a pig bone.

To be precise, it is the pig bones of "roasted pig's trotters with sauce".

The elder brother said angrily: "Pretending to be a ghost again!"

Just as he was about to attack, he saw Uncle Da holding a long and thin iron chisel in his hand.

This iron chisel, as any authentic foodie knows, is a tool for skewering mutton.

Uncle Da shook the iron drill, and suddenly ran up into the sky.

The eldest brother was startled, and couldn't help but take two steps back.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Da picked up another barbecue tong and continued to throw it into the air.

The big brother hurriedly complained to the referee: "The opponent's coach fouled! He threw things around! Look, he took out a boning knife again!"

The referee said lazily: "The coach of the opponent is sitting in the audience, and he took a knife. What does it matter to you?"

The elder brother said, "He might come up and stab me with a knife!"

The referee looked disgusted: "Wait until he gets stabbed, there will be laws to punish him! Hurry up and fight, okay? We're almost suffocated, please!"

The elder brother breathed out and looked at Lin Yu.

At this moment, Lin Yu looked extremely relaxed with a smile on his face.

After the psychological warfare in the first round, the elder brother was already impatient, so in the second round, Lin Yu and Uncle Da upgraded their psychological tactics to increase the sense of fear for the elder brother!

In an instant, the elder brother yelled and cursed, and punched again!

Uncle Da took the opportunity to throw the boning knife, and the elder brother instinctively looked up at the boning knife. Lin Yu took advantage of the situation and hit the elder brother on the nose with a punch!

Liang Rongzhong exclaimed: "Wow! Did you see that the senior brother got a punch from Lin Yu!"

Huang Yishan slapped the table happily: "Yes! Come on, Lin Yu! Come on, Lin Yu!"

This kid has eaten Lin Yu's barbecue food and received Lin Yu's big red envelope. Naturally, he hopes that Lin Yu can defeat the big brother, or can last three rounds safely.

The eldest brother's nose hurts and blood is coming out, he hastily wiped it off.

Lin Yu's punch only used [-]% of his skill, which is considered merciful, otherwise he will smash the bridge of the nose of the big brother!

The eldest brother wiped off the nosebleed, walked to the fence of the ring, pointed at Uncle Da and scolded: "You cripple, don't cause trouble, or I will step down from the stage and beat you together! I will make your right leg crippled too!"

Uncle Da raised his head and smoked, proudly despising the elder brother.

Lin Yu looked at the gap, jumped up, and used a trick "Praying Mantis Catch the Cicada", hitting the head of the big brother!

The senior brother roared and fought back, Lin Yu nimbly stepped back a few steps, causing the senior brother's fist to miss.

Immediately, Lin Yu put on the martial arts pose of "Golden Rooster Independence".

The elder brother roared again and punched Lin Yu in the face.

"Wow! What a big roast quail!" Lin Yu raised his head and exclaimed.

The elder brother looked up reflexively, and was hit in the nose by Lin Yu again, and more blood flowed out!

The audience booed!

The elder brother was extremely angry, his face was twisted, his facial features deformed, he roared a few times, and launched a berserk attack!

Unexpectedly, Lin Yu's footsteps moved very fast, like a loach swimming in the water, the senior brother couldn't even touch his clothes.

At the same time, Uncle Da kept throwing out chicken skeletons, potato chips, corn cobs, and oyster shells, which intensified and disturbed the elder brother's sight.

Lin Yu lost no time in playing traditional martial arts moves, hitting the big brother's eyes, chin, shoulders, and stomach one after another.

He even performed the unique trick of "Monkey Stealing Peach", hitting the elder brother's abdomen hard.

Of course, Lin Yu was merciful again and didn't hit the senior brother's vital parts.

Facing Lin Yu's counterattack, the elder brother has no ability to dodge. He didn't expect Lin Yu's movements to be so fast and sharp.

The seemingly ordinary or even funny moves have become quite powerful after Lin Yu's use.

Huang Yishan explained excitedly: "The barbecue boy attacked continuously, and he played a series of dazzling Chinese ancient boxing techniques, completely restraining the big brother!"

Liang Rongzhong said: "I made a rough count, the senior brother has already received five punches, six palms, and seven kicks!"

At this moment, Uncle Da threw away all the props he had prepared in advance.

He Jinyin, Boss Huang, A Niu and A Qiang were hit by various throwing props, and the three of them looked embarrassed.

"Fuck, I was hit by something!" Lin Yu took a few steps back and leaned against the pillars of the ring.

On his head, there is a fresh lobster, holding his hair with its pincers.

Uncle Da teased: "The secret weapon I throw, lobster!"

Lin Yu praised: "You are so talented, you actually threw lobsters!"

Uncle Da said: "To deal with senior brother, we must use any means!"

As soon as the words fell, the elder brother kicked him!

In a critical moment, a staff member flipped forward and landed in front of Lin Yu, blocking the elder brother!

"End of the second round! Advertisement time! The two fighters are out!"

The elder brother was taken aback for a moment, nodded obediently, and returned to his position.

If the staff doesn't stop the elder brother in time, Lin Yu will hit the soles of the elder brother's feet hard with the "Fu Huquan", making him extremely sour.

A singer and a group of girls perform on stage, singing and dancing.

There was a commotion in the auditorium, everyone tore up the betting tickets and threw them at the big brother!

"Brother, go eat shit! Trash! Didn't beat the BBQ boy in two rounds!"

"You're such a bitch! You're so bullish before the match, and you're timid in the arena!"

"Eldest brother is an idiot! I lost 5000 yuan!"

……

Listening to the scolding from the audience, the elder brother gritted his steel teeth and "clucked".

The little follower asked timidly: "elder brother...there is only the last game left, you must defeat Lin Yu!"

The elder brother said: "I want to knock him down, absolutely within three seconds! Look at his virtue, pretending to be a ghost, deliberately confusing me! I swear to God, I will never be fooled again!"

The little follower said: "You can't say that. I see Lin Yu swinging around on a high-speed truck every morning, like a madman! Could he be practicing a mysterious unique martial art? "

The elder brother scolded angrily: "Practice your head! I'm going to smash his head!"

The little follower said: "However, you have to be careful, I bet you to win, I bought it for 1 yuan..."

The elder brother said: "you boy, wait to win the money. In the last game, I will kill Lin Yu!"

Clang, clang!The bell is ringing!

There were bursts of boos at the scene, booing for the big brother!

This time, the elder brother rushed towards Lin Yu without hesitation, exerting all his strength, wishing to punch Lin Yu out of the ring.