I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Hua Shangshu looked at the audience, and said to Chang Kun, "It's hard to be angry."

Chang Kun was helpless: "Okay, let her husband!"

Hua Shangshu said: "Okay! With the approval of the official, the convict woman will retire and give birth!"

Lin Yu immediately asked: "Damn, last time your statement was inconsistent. Today, I will give you one last chance. Let me tell you again, what exactly did you see at Qi's house that day?"

The watchman looked at Fang Tangjing again: "I...I..."

At this moment, Lei Bao dragged two dummy legs and walked past the opposite corner, dripping with blood.

The beater was scared out of his wits, and hurriedly said, "My lord, I was at Qi's house and saw Chang Wei beating Laifu! Then Qi's dog jumped up and bit Chang Wei, and Chang Wei kicked the dog to death! Then, Lai Fu ran away, and I wanted to run too, but Chang Wei kicked me, and I passed out..."

Lin Yu said, "Why didn't you tell the truth last time?"

The guard said: "Last time, Fang Tangjing gave me 500 taels of silver, and told me to say so...My lord, please don't kill me..."

Fang Tangjing looked anxiously: "Watcher, don't talk nonsense, when did I give you 500 taels of silver?"

Lin Yu said: "one person talking nonsense, is everyone talking nonsense? Laifu, what did you see that night?"

Laifu still lied: "I forgot all about it, my lord!"

Hua Shangshu asked: "Are you having an affair with the young lady of the Qi family? She encouraged you to kill thirteen members of the Qi family?"

Lai Fu said: "It's none of my business at all, I just have an affair with her..."

Lin Yu said: "You said that Mrs. Qi Qin admired your literary talent and wrote you a love poem?"

Lai Fu said: "Yes! She admires my literary talent very much."

Lin Yu said: "Come here, give the evidence and love poems to Laifu!"

Bao Longxing brought love poems and handed them to Laifu.

Lin Yu ordered: "Speak up and read it to everyone!"

Laifu looked down at the love poem, his hands trembling: "When Jinfeng Yulu meets, it is better than countless people in the world. If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in court..."

Suddenly, Laifu got stuck, and Fang Tangjing was extremely frustrated behind him.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Haha, are there a few words missing? This poem is 'Moonlight in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground'! You stupid pig! What is this word?"

Bao Longxing showed Laifu the word "death".

Laifu scratched his head, not knowing.

Lin Yu said: "Damn it! You don't even know the word 'death', which means you are illiterate! How dare you say that Mrs. Qi Qin admired your literary talent and took the initiative to have an affair with you? Come here, cut his head off first !"

Laifu shouted: "No! My lord! I have been wronged! I have been wronged!"

Lin Yu said, "what's wrong with you? Before you die, speak out honestly!"

Laifu pointed at Fang Tangjing: "He gave me 5000 taels of silver to frame Qi Qinshi, and I have 3000 taels left to hide under the stove at home!"

Fang Tangjing argued: "Bastard! You framed me instead? My lord, kill him soon!"

Lai Fu said: "My lord, it's none of my business. I have evidence. It is impossible to have an affair with Qi Qin Shi. I will show it to you!"

Lin Yu said: "Are you sure, there is sufficient evidence?"

Lai Fu said: "[-]% sufficient evidence!"

Li Lianying said: "Asshole! You are empty-handed, what kind of bullshit evidence can you produce, you are obviously delaying time!"

Lin Yu said: "Dead monster, you are too arbitrary! Let's make a bet!"

Li Lianying asked: "Bet?"

Lin Yu said: "yes, bet, do you dare? Forget it, with your courage, you will definitely not bet with me in front of everyone!"

This is the "provoking general method", deliberately stimulating Li Lianying's nerves and self-esteem, and arousing his competitive spirit.

Sure enough, Li Lianying raised her head proudly: "Hit me! What do you want to bet with me?"

Chapter 665 Challenge Spicy Grilled River Shrimp

Lin Yu opened "Wanjie Barbecue System", and took out the grill and food box.

He smiled and said: "If Laifu can produce strong evidence to directly prove that he and Qi Qinshi cannot have an affair, Eunuch Li will eat a bunch of river prawns I grilled! If Laifu can't produce strong evidence, I will immediately judge Qi Qinshi as guilty!"

Li Lianying was startled: "Grilled river prawns? What are you talking about?"

Lin Yu opened the food box, took out six strings of fresh river prawns, and showed them to everyone.

"Authentic small river prawns, ten per skewer, freshness guaranteed!"

Li Lianying was afraid that Lin Yu would play tricks, so she ordered: "Bring it! I'll smell it!"

Lin Yu put ten strings of river prawns on the tray, handed them to the guards, and sent them to Li Lianying.

The old guy was very cautious and watched the river prawns carefully.

Cyan river prawns, with bright shells and curled tails, are obviously very fresh.

Li Lianying was worried, and sniffed closer, then nodded in relief.

"Okay! This bet, I've made a deal with you!"

It's just eating a bunch of grilled lobster, not poison.

What's more, Li Lianying felt that Lin Yu didn't have the guts to poison him.

Chang Kun reminded: "Godfather, Mr. Lin is good at playing tricks, you have to be careful!"

Li Lianying asked: "Master Lin, what flavor are you going to bake these ten strings of river prawns?"

Lin Yu said: "It's all spicy grilled river prawns. As the name suggests, the taste is both spicy and spicy. It will challenge your ability to eat spicy food!"

Li Lianying raised her eyebrows: "Coincidentally, I like spicy food!"

Lin Yu said: "If you can't finish a bunch of grilled river prawns, don't blame me for being vicious, stripping off your clothes, and parading in the street!"

Li Lianying said: "Scare me? Come on! Who is afraid of whom?"

Lin Yu said: "My lords and folks please testify, I will bet with Eunuch Li!"

Li Lianying said: "Stop rambling, let Laifu produce evidence!"

Lin Yu glared at Laifu: "You are so honest, if you play tricks again, I will cut off your hands and feet with a dog's head, smear salt and pepper and meat sauce on the wound, and let the wolf dog lick your wound!"

After hearing this, Laifu trembled a few times in fright.

Lin Yu said: "Show the evidence!"

Laifu hurriedly opened his coat, took off his pants, and faced everyone!

Wow!There was an exclamation!

Bao Longxing yelled: "Damn! Laifu's bottom is bare, he is a eunuch!"

Everyone pointed at Laifu, talking and laughing.

Laifu's face turned red, and he said in shame: "The villain was poor since childhood, so he cut it himself, and planned to enter the palace as a eunuch, but he didn't have the money to clear it up, so he couldn't enter the palace, so he couldn't become an eunuch, so he went to work in Qi's family! You see, how could I have an affair with the young mistress?"

Lin Yu laughed: "Hahaha, it really is a dead eunuch!"

Li Lianying was upset and rolled her arrogant eyes at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu said: "Eunuch Li, you lost the bet and must eat a bunch of grilled river prawns!"

Li Lianying snorted coldly: "Eat it!"

Lin Yu put ten strings of river prawns on the barbecue grill, turned them over and grilled them, and said, "Fang Tangjing, as a lawyer, actually bribed witnesses! Let Fang Tangjing's reputation be dismissed first, and then he will be tried. Mr. Shangshu, what do you think?" Woolen cloth?"

Hua Shangshu perfunctory: "Okay, okay, whatever you say is fine..."

Lin Yu said: "Fang Tangjing! You tell the whole truth, maybe I will consider giving you a lighter sentence!"

Fang Tangjing's face turned gray, and he hurriedly looked at Chang Kun.

At this moment, Chang Kun's expression was gloomy and he remained silent.

Li Lianying said: "Fang Tangjing and Laifu bribed each other secretly, both of them should be executed!"

Fang Tangjing and Lai Fu said in unison: "You are really poisonous!"

Li Lianying scolded angrily: "Bold! Slap your mouth!"

Several guards stepped forward in time and slapped Fang Tangjing and Laifu's mouths with a wooden board, causing their front teeth to be broken and blood to flow from their mouths and noses.

Before Lin Yu could stop him, the guards poked Fang Tangjing and Lai Fu in the back, causing them to faint.

Bao Longxing reminded Lin Yu: "The two of them were knocked out, and the witnesses are gone for the time being, what should we do?"

Lin Yu said: "No hurry, first grill the spicy river prawns, and punish the eunuch to death."

He dipped a small brush in chili oil, smeared the river prawns, and sprinkled chili powder and pepper powder.

"Wanjie Barbecue System" does not allow Lin Yu to use "honest cumin powder" and other props to deal with the villain in the trial, but Lin Yu can use barbecue food to punish his opponents!

Soon, the ten strings of river prawns became bright red and attractive in color.

Bao Youwei stared at the river prawns, turned his mouth around, and took a sip: "Master Lin, can you give me a bunch to try?"

Lin Yu said: "As long as you can eat spicy food, you can taste it!"

Bao Longxing said, "I'll eat a bunch too!"

Lin Yu asked: "Master Shangshu, Lord Admiral, Chen Zhixian, are you interested in tasting it?"

Chang Kun rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "I'll eat a bunch with my godfather!"

Li Lianying lost the bet and had to eat a bunch of "spicy grilled river prawns", which was tantamount to punishment.

Chang Kun took the initiative to accompany Li Lianying to eat a bunch of grilled river prawns, obviously to please him.

Hua Shangshu's eyes were lively, and he hurriedly said, "I'll eat a bunch too, to accompany Eunuch Li."

Chen Zhixian raised his hand: "And me!"

Lin Yu said: "Spicy grilled river prawns, out of the oven!"

Bao Longxing asked: "Who will eat first?"

Chang Kun hurriedly grabbed a bunch and presented them respectfully in front of Li Lianying: "Godfather, you eat first."

Li Lianying held the "Spicy Grilled River Shrimp" and showed a sinister smile: "After roasting, it is quite delicious!"

crunch!He bit off a shrimp tail and chewed it quickly!

Suddenly, Li Lianying stopped chewing and opened her mouth: "It's really spicy...so spicy..."

Chang Kun hurriedly said: "Godfather can eat spicy food, these ten small river prawns are easy to handle."

Li Lianying felt as if her mouth was on fire, her throat was scorching hot, and then stinging!

"Bah! Bah..." Li Lianying spat out the shrimp shells, "Little bastard, what seasoning did you put on the grilled river prawns?"

Lin Yu said: "It was smeared with chili oil, sprinkled with chili powder and pepper powder."

Li Lianying was so hot that her forehead was sweating: "What chili oil, chili powder, and pepper powder are so spicy..."

Lin Yu warned: "If you spit out your shell again, you will lose!"

Li Lianying frowned, looking at the remaining nine "spicy grilled river prawns" on the bamboo sticks, feeling apprehensive.

Chang Kun hurriedly said: "Spicy river prawns, what can I do?"

Hua Shangshu said: "Yes, don't be fooled by Master Lin, let's eat together and cheer for Eunuch Li!"

Immediately afterwards, Chang Kun, Hua Shangshu, and Chen Zhixian accompanied Li Lianying to eat "spicy grilled river prawns".

Bao Youwei was greedy and curious, so he also ate a grilled river prawn, and his tongue stuck out from the heat, like a pug dog.

Bao Longxing looked at it and gave up the idea of ​​tasting it.

After eating the third one, Li Lianying's face was purple, her mouth was so hot that she couldn't close her mouth, and she was sweating all over.

"Water! Water!"

Li Lianying yelled at the top of her voice, trying to relieve the spicy feeling in her mouth with tea.

However, this trick is useless.

After drinking a cup of green tea, Li Lianying unbuttoned her neckline, wishing she could take off all her clothes and get into the snow.

Chang Kun, Hua Shangshu, and Chen Zhixian were also so hot that they blushed and sweated non-stop.