Bao Longxing sighed: "Alas... the officials protect each other, Mr. Hua is the Secretary of the Ministry of Punishment, and he even protects Chang Kun, how can I sue the imperial court?"
Bao Youwei said, "Uncle Thirteen, the biggest problem now is how to fill my stomach..."
Bao Longxing said: "Damn it, you were stuffed with dozens of pancakes last night, and you're still hungry?"
Bao Youwei said: "There is no oil and water in the big pancakes. No matter how much you eat, it's not worth it..."
Bao Youwei said: "This is the capital, at the foot of the emperor, how can Chang Kun and Hua Shangshu cover the sky with one hand? They make me a beggar, so I will be obediently?"
Lin Yu pointed to the right: "look, someone is watching us."
Bao Longxing turned his head to look around and found several police officers standing at the corner of the street.
Bao Youwei said: "Brother Lin, you set up a stall to sell barbecue, let's see if the police catch us?"
Lin Yu said: "They will definitely not arrest us, but smash my barbecue stall."
Bao Youwei said, "You have a try."
Bao Longxing said: "Don't try it, even if the policemen don't smash the barbecue stand, they will drive away the customers, and no one will come to buy barbecue."
Bao Youwei said, "I don't believe it! Why not try it?"
Lin Yu had no choice but to stand up and take out the grill and food box of "Wanjie BBQ System".
He just put the mutton skewers on the grill when three arresters walked over quickly!
"Master Hua has an order, the three of you can only be beggars, and you can't set up a stall to sell barbecue!"
With that said, the three policemen drew out their machetes and pointed at Lin Yu.
With such a posture, which customer dares to buy barbecue?
Lin Yu said with a smile: "I don't sell barbecue, I eat roast lamb by myself!"
The policeman said: "No! You must be beggars and beg along the street!"
With a clang, the grill was hit by the machete, and sparks came out.
Lin Yu was too lazy to argue with the little guys, so he closed the stall quickly.
The officers were shocked to see the barbecue stand and the food box disappear out of thin air.
"Damn! You kid can juggle?"
"Warning you, you are not allowed to set up a stall to sell barbecue, and you are not allowed to make money by juggling on the street!"
"We are always watching, don't imagine opportunistic tricks!"
……
evening.
Lin Yu, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei walked along the street to the inn.
Who knows, there are also several policemen standing at the door of the inn, preventing Lin Yu and the three from entering the inn.
The innkeeper was trembling with fear: "Three guest officers, don't come to our store again, you are beggars, and this store does not accept beggars to stay overnight..."
Wu Haoti and Wu Guangde came over with confused faces.
"Brother, what's going on?" Wu Guangde asked.
Lin Yu said: "Bao Longxing saw the Minister of the Ministry of Justice, who knew that he was ungrateful and colluded with Chang Kun. Not only did he not help Bao Longxing, but he also fed him and Bao Youwei 100 yuan cakes, and punished us to stay in the capital as beggars." !"
Wu Haoti said angrily: "It's disgusting, it's lawless, go and sue him!"
Bao Longxing said: "Master Hua is the Secretary of the Ministry of Punishment. His official position is very high. How can I sue him?"
Wu Haoti said: "Find a way as soon as possible, and when you see the emperor, you will directly sue the imperial court!"
Wu Guangde said: "Yes, when the emperor is out of the palace, stop in front of the sedan chair and sue the imperial court!"
Bao Longxing shook his head: "To put it lightly, who knows when the emperor will leave the palace?"
One of the arresters threatened with a knife: "Leave the inn and go beg on the street!"
Lin Yu said to Wu Haoti: "Sister, you can buy restaurants with Guangde for the time being, don't worry about us."
Wu Haoti asked: "Brother Yu, do you really want to be a beggar?"
Lin Yu said with a smile: "If you don't want to be a beggar, I will think of other ways. After that, I will come to you!"
Wu Haoti's eyes are full of concern: "Take care, I'll be waiting for you!"
Lin Yu led Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei out of the inn and returned to the street.
It was getting dark.
In the restaurants on both sides of the street, the aroma of vegetables wafted out.
Lin Yu's stomach growled too.
Bao Youwei said: "Hurry up and think of a way, if we don't have enough food, we really have to beg along the street..."
Lin Yu said in a low voice: "I heard that the emperor is lustful and likes to visit brothels. We can hide in brothels and work as handymen. We can avoid being beggars and have a chance to meet the emperor."
Bao Longxing's eyes lit up: "A great plan! A great plan!"
Bao Youwei said: "But, I don't even know what the emperor looks like!"
Lin Yu said: "Emperor Tongzhi is relatively young and not tall..."
With that said, Lin Yu picked up a broken tile and drew the head of Emperor Tongzhi on the ground.
Bao Longxing said: "Are you sure, the emperor looks like this?"
Lin Yu said: "No mistake! Let's split up and choose a brothel each."
Bao Longxing said: "I'm new here, I'm not familiar with the place, I don't know which brothel in the capital is famous..."
Lin Yu said: "I'll go to Fenglai Tower, you to Piaoxiang Garden, and Youwei to Cuihong Pavilion."
Bao Longxing said: "Okay! Let's split up!"
As soon as the words were finished, a passerby came and dropped a copper coin.
Bao Youwei hurriedly picked up the copper plate: "Thank you very much..."
Bao Longxing said: "Youwei, I am an alternate magistrate, you are my master, you must not forget your identity."
Bao Youwei said with a playful smile, "Buy a steamed bun first, to pad your belly."
Lin Yu didn't say any more, he stood up and walked to "Fenglai Tower" alone.
……
Just arrived at Fenglai Tower, a man threw the gate.
"Dare to go to Fenglai Tower to eat the overlord's meal! You are courting death!"
"Go to hell! Hit him hard..."
A few thugs violently beat the free-eating man.
Lin Yu straightened his collar and hat, and walked into the "Fenglai Building".
There are many customers and business is booming.
Sangu, the proprietress played by Yuan Qiongdan, is entertaining guests.
Lin Yu's temperament and demeanor seem to be either rich or expensive.
When Sangu saw Lin Yu, her eyes shone brightly, as if she had seen the God of Wealth.
She hurriedly stepped forward to greet him: "Young master, you can tell that you are from another place, and you can tell that you are a high-ranking official!"
Lin Yu smiled lightly.
The third aunt ordered: "Feng, Zhen, come and pour tea! Young master, let's have a cup of tea first..."
Ah Feng and Ah Zhen come over and smile at Lin Yu.
Lin Yu raised his head and put on a dismissive look.
The third aunt said: "Not to your liking? Hurry up and sit in the VIP room. I will serve you with the best wine and dishes..."
In the VIP room, the girls surround Lin Yu.
"Young master, you eat in such a hurry, don't choke!"
"Come here... eat more fish!"
"My lord, let me accompany you for a drink..."
Lin Yu was really hungry. He ignored the girls and concentrated on eating.
Sangu picked up the wine glass and said, "Come on, let me toast you..."
Lin Yu pushed away Sangu's arm, reached out to pick up a chicken leg, and gnawed it violently.
The third aunt said: "Young master, don't just focus on eating, I'll toast you a glass of wine!"
Lin Yu pushed Sangu away again: "I'm not free, so don't get in the way!"
According to the plan, he put on a foodie posture.
The third aunt said: "Young master, give me a face, let's have a drink!"
She pressed Lin Yu's shoulder, forced him to drink, and handed the glass to his mouth.
As a result, Lin Yu opened his mouth and bit the proprietress' hand!
The third aunt screamed "Ouch", dropped the wine glass, and took a few steps back.
A woman said angrily: "Hmph! How can anyone come to a brothel and only eat? Mentally retarded!"
Sangu remained calm: "No, he is definitely not mentally handicapped! He has high vision and doesn't like these vulgar fans! At this moment, I must take out my magic weapon for suppressing mountains!"
Immediately, Sangu yelled loudly: "Ruyan—"
The door was pushed open, and Liu Ruyan appeared on the stage, accompanied by a puff of misty smoke.
Ru Yan played by the young Cai Shaofen is a classic.
Her appearance eclipsed the girls in the VIP room.
The whole world also seemed to be quiet.
The third aunt said proudly: "Let's go out first, leave this place to Ruyan."
The girls were interested and left one after another.
Lin Yu burped, put down the plate, and stared at Ruyan: "You are..."
Ruyan approached Lin Yu and smiled: "Don't care who I am, it's a kind of fate that we can meet in the vast sea of people."
Lin Yu said: "I...
Ruyan wiped the corner of Lin Yu's mouth with a handkerchief: "Don't talk, let's close our eyes together, and guess what is the other person's personality? What is his identity? What are his interests? One, two, three..."
Lin Yu suppressed a smile and closed his eyes.
"I guess, you are an excellent woman..."
Ruyan was not idle, so she took the opportunity to open Lin Yu's luggage.
In this bundle, there are only a few changes of clothes.
Ruyan asked: "What else?
Lin Yu said: "you are a noble woman who treats money like dung, and you will never covet my money."
Ruyan thinks that there are bank notes hidden in her clothes, so she quickly checks them.
Lin Yu said, "Guess what kind of person I am?"
Ru Yan checked it again, but found no bank note, her face darkened.
"I don't know what kind of person you were before, but wait a minute, you will become a disabled person!"
Lin Yu opened his eyes: "Ruyan, what do you mean?"
Ruyan said sharply: "You don't even have a dime in your luggage, how dare you go to Fenglai Tower?"
She clapped her hands, and several thugs ran into the VIP room.
Lin Yu's figure flickered, and he caught Ruyan!
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