The three ran wildly.
Lei Bao's speed was extremely fast: "Don't run! Stop!"
Lin Yu grabbed Bao Longxing and hid beside a stall selling steamed buns.
Lei Bao caught up with Bao Youwei, stretched out his hand to grab Bao Youwei's chest, and smoke came out.
Bao Longxing was shocked: "Damn, what kind of martial arts is so powerful?"
Lin Yu said solemnly: "I guess, it must be the unique skill of the Shaolin school, and the invincible grasp is the hand!"
Bao Longxing nodded: "Good kung fu, if I have the chance, I will learn it too."
Taking advantage of the stall owner's unpreparedness, Lin Yu stole two steamed buns from the steamer and stuffed them into Bao Longxing's arms.
Bao Longxing said happily: "Steal more, two is not enough."
Lin Yu said: "These two steamed buns are not for you to eat, but for your self-defense."
Bao Longxing asked: "How can Mantou defend itself?"
Lin Yu said: "The dragon claw hand of the anti-thunder leopard."
Bao Longxing suddenly realized, and quickly adjusted the position of the two steamed buns in his arms to protect his chest.
Lin Yu took Bao Longxing and continued to flee to the pier.
Bao Longxing asked as he ran, "What should I do if you are active?"
Lin Yu comforted: "Don't worry, Youwei will find us sooner or later..."
Soon, the two arrived at the pier.
On the shore, people from the acrobatic troupe were loading things onto the boat.
Bao Longxing was so tired that he was out of breath: "I...I really can't run anymore..."
Lin Yu said: "Don't stop! Leibao is chasing you!"
Bao Longxing said: "You know martial arts, why don't you fight Leibao?"
Lin Yu said flickeringly: "I can only do light work..."
"Officer Dog!" Lei Bao yelled angrily from behind, "Officer Dog! Don't go!"
Lin Yu and Bao Longxing ran to the shore, and the boat had already left the shore.
Bao Longxing shouted: "Stop the boat! Stop the boat! Wait for me!"
In an emergency, Lin Yu had no choice but to grab Bao Longxing by the back of the collar, slam him and throw him onto the boat.
Seeing this, Wu Guangde quickly reached out to catch Bao Longxing, and happened to catch two steamed buns on his chest.
For a moment, Wu Guangde thought that Bao Longxing was a woman.
Lin Yu kicked a stone and hit Leibao's knee accurately, causing him to fall down immediately.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lin Yufei jumped onto the boat and got rid of Lei Bao.
Wu Guangde smiled and said to Bao Longxing: "Are you a woman?"
Bao Longxing pushed the boat along the current, squeezed his throat and said: "Yes, don't say anything..."
Wu Guangde chuckled: "Why are you running away desperately?
Bao Longxing said: "I was hunted down, if I don't escape, I will die!"
Lei Bao climbed up, stood on the shore and cursed!
"Dog officer! Don't go! You can't escape! Dog officer! Dog officer..."
Wu Guangde asked: "That man looks like a policeman, who is he calling a dog officer?"
Lin Yu hurriedly said, "He's not called Gouguan, but—Nine Girls!"
Wu Guangde smiled obscenely, staring at Bao Longxing's chest: "Are you Nine Girls?"
Bao Longxing helped the two steamed buns in his arms, avoiding Wu Guangde's sight.
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Thank you both! May I ask your name?"
Wu Haoti, played by Zhong Liti, said: "Don't mention it again!"
Wu Guangde said, "Stop talking about it."
Bao Longxing said: "Such a secret? That's fine."
Wu Haoti asked, "Who are you two?"
Lin Yu introduced: "My name is Lin Yu, his name is A Xing, and we are vendors selling barbecue at a stall."
Wu Haoti said: "Selling barbecue? What a coincidence, I like barbecue very much!"
Lin Yu said: "Since Miss Wu likes it, I will bake some delicious food tonight for Miss Wu to taste."
Wu Haoti clapped her hands, and then asked, "Why did that man hunt you down just now?"
Wu Guangde stared straight at Bao Longxing: "He must have been greedy for this beauty when he was buying barbecue, so...
Wu Haoti said: "Brother, you fool, he is clearly a man!"
Wu Guangde chuckled and did not expose Bao Longxing's "daughter body" in public.
Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" starts!
【Congratulations, master!Completed the first task of the second part of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies" "Nine Grades of Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky"!Get 2000 barbecue points! 】
[Remind the master!Release the second task of "Nine Pins of Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky"! 】
[Follow the acrobatic troupe to the capital, sell barbecue stalls along the way, and harvest Wu Haoti's heart! 】
【Mission successful, reward 3000 barbecue points!If the mission fails, 6000 barbecue points will be deducted! 】
Lin Yu thought to himself, this task is just what I want, and I can't send Wu Haoti into Bao Longxing's arms.
Bao Longxing said softly: "Sister Wu, is your acrobatic troupe going to the capital?"
Wu Haoti said: "Yes, but we will not enter the capital."
Bao Longxing said: "If we go to the capital together, we can take care of each other, do you think it's okay?"
Wu Haoti asked: "how to take care of it? Can you and Lin Yu perform acrobatics?"
Bao Longxing shook his head: "I don't know, Brother Lin, what about you?"
Lin Yu also shook his head: "I don't know how to perform acrobatics, but I can learn, and I can bake delicacies every day for everyone to eat!"
Wu Haoti said: "Brother, do you agree?"
"Agree, agree..." Wu Guangde kept staring at Bao Longxing.
In fact, Wu Guangde does not covet women's beauty, but likes sissy men.
In the evening, the sunset is Xishan.
The big ship docked and arrived at a certain town.
Wu Haoti said to Lin Yu: "Stay here tonight, and tomorrow morning, I will perform on the street."
Lin Yu said, "OK, follow Miss Wu's arrangement."
Everyone worked together to remove the props of the acrobatic troupe.
Then, stay in a hotel.
It was dark.
Wu Haoti and Wu Guangde led the members of the acrobatic troupe and sat in the inn for dinner.
Lin Yu walked out of the inn and put the barbecue pit and food box beside the door.
Not long after, a smell of meat drifted with the wind, attracting many passers-by.
Wu Haoti and Wu Guangde walked out of the inn smelling the smell of meat.
Taking a closer look, Wu Haoti suddenly exclaimed: "Wow! You really know how to barbecue! It smells so good!"
Lin Yu picked up two skewers of "Red Willow Roast Lamb" and handed them to Wu Haoti and Wu Guangde.
Wu Haoti took a quick bite, her taste buds were overwhelmed by the delicious mutton, she couldn't help giving a thumbs up, and she had no time to praise it with words.
Wu Guangde looked at Lin Yu while eating, doubting his relationship with Bao Longxing.
"Brother Lin, are you sharing a room with Ah Xing tonight?" Wu Guangde asked abruptly.
Lin Yu deliberately said: "Wandering around the rivers and lakes, setting up a stall to sell barbecue, earning money is hard work, I have always been very frugal, and only opened one room."
Wu Guangde's eyes widened: "You guys slept together, nothing happened?"
Lin Yu said: "Aside from snoring, grinding teeth, and talking in sleep, what else will happen?"
Wu Guangde leaned into Lin Yu's ear and said, "Ah Xing is a girl, and you still pretend to be a fool with me?"
Lin Yu held back a smile: "Nine Girls is Ah Xing's nickname, don't think too much about it."
Wu Guangde said: "You are so stupid, you slept with Ah Xing, and you didn't find out what happened."
Lin Yu said: "Brother Guangde, have you drunk too much? Come here, eat some more strings of mutton, sober up!"
After eating and drinking enough, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.
Just as Lin Yu and Bao Longxing entered the room, they found Wu Guangde standing inside.
He was naked from the waist down, wearing only a towel.
Lin Yu asked: "Brother Guangde, how did you come in?"
Wu Guangde smiled: "There is a hole in the corner."
Bao Longxing said: "That's a mouse hole!"
Wu Guangde said, "Because I know how to shrink bones."
Lin Yu said, "what are you doing here?"
Wu Guangde raised his thick eyebrows: "Tonight, the inn is full! The three of us are going to sleep in the same bed!"
Chapter 657
Seeing Wu Guangde's attempt to stay overnight in this room, Bao Longxing hastily refused: "No, no!"
Wu Guangde raised his thick eyebrows: "What are you afraid of? Everyone is a man, unless you are a woman..."
Suddenly, Wu Haoti's voice sounded outside the door: "Lin Yu! A Xing! Come out quickly!"
Lin Yu asked, "what's the matter?"
Wu Haoti said: "Here comes a man who claims to be your relative!"
In an instant, Wu Guangde's expression became depressed: "What a coincidence, a relative appeared at this time..."
When Wu Guangde walked out, Bao Longxing muttered curiously: "A relative? Who is it?"
Lin Yu leaned into Bao Longxing's ear and said, "I guess it should be Bao Youwei."
Bao Longxing said: "Too bad, if it is Youwei, he will definitely expose my identity."
Lin Yu said: "Why, are you willing to pretend to be a woman?"
Bao Longxing smiled evilly: "If you pretend to be a woman, you can have intimate contact with Wu Haoti."
Lin Yu asked, "do you like Wu Haoti?"
Bao Longxing said: "I like her very much! The first time I saw her, I fell in love with her deeply!"
Lin Yu said: "Fuck, you are really affectionate. You love one when you see one. I liked Qi Qinshi before, and now I like Wu Haoti."
Bao Longxing said: "It's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines!"
Lin Yu said: "Stop talking too much, go downstairs and see Bao Youwei."
Bao Longxing said: "Go downstairs first, tell Youwei that I am his daughter, and let him pretend to be my father!"
Lin Yu said: "Damn! Using this childish way to pick up girls, isn't it too bright and aboveboard?"
Bao Longxing quibbled and said: "We have to keep a low profile when we go to the capital to sue the imperial court! Therefore, for the time being, we need to hide our names and disguise ourselves!"
Lin Yu said: "don't blame me for not reminding you, if Wu Haoti knows that you cheated her, she will definitely feel disgusted with you."
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