Lin Yu shouted: "Master Xing! Run!"
He led Bao Longxing towards the gate.
Lei Bao flew to catch up, bang, smashed the drum of crying for grievances!
Lin Yu grabs Bao Longxing and runs to the gate.
Lei Bao rushed over and missed, and just happened to fall into the trap!
Lin Yu shouted: "Master Bao, the bastard, has fallen into the trap! Bao Longxing has fallen into the trap!"
Wow, a group of neighbors appeared, scolding Lei Bao with all kinds of vegetables, fruits, and even stones!
Facing the stormy attack, Lei Bao couldn't escape the trap and was knocked unconscious!
When he woke up, he found himself naked, his mouth was blocked by a towel, and his body was locked in a human-shaped stone box.
Bao Youwei smiled evilly, picked up a black fur mouse, shook it in front of Leibao, then opened the small window of the human-shaped stone box, and put the black fur mouse in.
The "girls" with heavy makeup kept laughing.
Lei Bao couldn't make a sound with a "woo hoo", appearing in extreme pain.
Bao Longxing came and reprimanded him righteously: "Hey! What are you doing? Are you playing games? Youwei, I told you to do things, but you let mice bite people? Lord Lei, don't be afraid, I let a snake in , eat the mice!"
With that said, Bao Longxing picked up a snake.
When Lei Bao saw it, he was angry and angry, his face turned purple.
Bao Longxing put the snake into a human-shaped stone box: "Lord Lei, don't worry, this snake is so hungry that it will definitely kill the mouse!"
"Squeak..." the mouse kept tearing.
Lei Bao couldn't break free, and wanted to cry but had no tears.
Lin Yu walked over quickly, pretending to be angry and said: "Master Bao, how can you treat the world's number one catcher, the number one master of the six gates in the capital like this?"
Bao Longxing asked seriously: "Master Lin, I put a snake in to kill the mouse, isn't it right?"
Lin Yu shook his head: "No, no, this animal should be released!"
He took out a hedgehog from behind!
In an instant, Lei Bao's face turned pale, and his eyes were full of horror.
Lin Yu said: "The natural enemy of mice is snakes, and the natural enemies of snakes are hedgehogs! Besides, hedgehogs also like to eat mice! So, I put a hedgehog in and killed snakes and mice!"
Bao Longxing nodded: "Master Lin is still considerate!"
Lin Yu put the hedgehog into the human-shaped stone box, and there were louder squeaking and biting sounds inside.
Lei Leopard was so hurt by the hedgehog that his eyes almost popped out...
Lin Yu said: "Let's go! Let's go back to Qi's house, and then drink wedding wine!"
Chapter 650 The Mutton Skewers You Sell Have Spoiled
Lin Yu, Bao Longxing, and Bao Youwei left the yamen and hurried to Qi's house.
It was dark and the streets were silent.
Bao Longxing said: "After tossing and tossing for so long, I didn't even eat dinner. My stomach is growling with hunger! The two whole lambs roasted by Mr. Lin must have been split up!"
Bao Youwei said: "I hope there are a few sheep's hooves left, it's not bad to gnaw on."
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Don't worry, when I get to Qi's house later, I'll roast pepper steak for you!"
Suddenly, a group of people rushed over and surrounded Bao Longxing!
They shouted excitedly in unison: "Master Bao! Master Bao!"
Bao Longxing was so frightened that he quickly covered his face with his sleeve: "I'm not Master Bao, I'm not...
The leading middle-aged man said: "Master Bao, you are so powerful that you subdue Leibao in just a few strokes and saved the Qi family. We are all relatives and friends of the Qi family. We are here to welcome Master Bao on behalf of the Qi family!"
The person next to him said: "Everyone applaud together! Welcome Mr. Bao!"
Wow!Applause warm!
"Master Bao is really amazing!"
"Master Bao is amazing!"
"Lord Bao is our protector!"
Lin Yu leaned into Bao Longxing's ear and said, "Obviously, they are all profiteers, and they will become your loyal supporters!"
Bao Longxing heaved a sigh of relief, showing complacency.
The leading middle-aged man said: "Master Bao, please tell us a few words."
Bao Youwei reminded: "Uncle Thirteen, say something of a standard!"
Bao Longxing thought about it seriously: "I'm so hungry, I want to eat a bowl of wonton noodles!"
The leading middle-aged man said: "Haha, Mr. Bao, we specially reserved two roasted whole lambs, waiting for you to go back and enjoy them slowly!"
Amid even more enthusiastic applause, Bao Longxing, Lin Yu and Bao Youwei arrived at Qi's house.
Bao Longxing had never received such an honor before, so he couldn't help but put on a complacent look, and was a little embarrassed.
Master Qi led the whole family to welcome Bao Longxing.
"Thank you, Mr. Bao! You really managed to capture the head of the leopard alive!"
Master Qi bowed and saluted, expressing his gratitude.
The groom, the tuberculosis ghost, and the bride, Qi Qinshi, also bowed to thank them.
Bao Longxing pretended to say: "You're welcome! As a police officer, Lei Bao abused his power, oppressed the people, attempted to blackmail, and committed a heinous crime! As a local parent officer, it is my duty to arrest Lei Bao!"
Lin Yu walked to the grill and saw that the charcoal fire had been extinguished, and the whole lamb was not burnt.
The servant said: "Master Lin, according to your order, I kept turning and roasting these two whole lambs. Look at the heat, are you satisfied?"
Lin Yu nodded in approval.
He continued to look around, only to see Master Qi's wife Wan Jun, but not Chang Wei.
At this time, the little boy who once spat Bao Longxing's face came, gave Bao Longxing a flower, and kissed him on the cheek.
In an instant, Bao Longxing seemed to be moved, and there was a light in his eyes...
Lin Yu picked up a sharp knife and skillfully separated the roast lamb for everyone to eat.
Master Qi complimented: "Master Lin's barbecue cooking skills are too superb, I plan to open a barbecue restaurant, ask Master Lin to become a shareholder, and be in charge of barbecue, what do you think?"
Before Lin Yu could answer, Bao Longxing swallowed the mutton in his mouth, and quickly said: "I agree! Master Lin can run a barbecue restaurant after handling the affairs of the yamen, and I will patronize it often!"
Master Qi said tactfully: "Of course, this barbecue restaurant also has Mr. Bao's shares, and they share dividends every month."
Bao Longxing said excitedly: "Great, let's work together, the business of the barbecue restaurant will definitely be booming!"
Lin Yu didn't refuse, and agreed casually.
Bao Longxing wiped off the greasy corners of his mouth, and said to the tuberculosis bridegroom: "You must treat your wife well, or I will lock you up! Besides, you have to take care of your health, eat two pieces of pork liver to make up for it!"
Bao Youwei said: "Or, eat more lamb whips and lamb kidneys roasted by Mr. Lin, it will also be great for you!"
Lin Yu stared at Qi Qinshi. Her face was more beautiful than flowers, blooming behind the bead curtain.
With such a beautiful woman, it's no wonder that Bao Longxing was moved.
Master Qi said: "Go to the bridal chamber, go, go!"
Qi Qinshi helped the coughing tuberculosis ghost to the bridal chamber.
Holding flowers in his hand, Bao Longxing looked lonely, staring at Qi Qinshi's back in a daze.
Lin Yu knew that Bao Longxing was in a fantasy and hoped that Qi Qinshi would marry him.
Sure enough, Bao Longxing threw away the flowers and spread his arms: "Xiao Lian! Okay! I promise you! Xiao Lian! Come here..."
Bao Youwei was shocked, and quickly reminded: "Uncle Thirteen, what are you doing?"
Master Qi and the others were stunned, petrified by the wind.
Bao Longxing came to his senses and left in a hurry...
At noon the next day, Lin Yu set up a stall selling barbecue on the street opposite the yamen.
After a while, Lin Yuanwai and Fang Tangjing appeared.
"Master Lin! Your grill was knocked over yesterday, so it should be fine today, right?"
Lin Yu pointed to the barbecue delicacies on the plate: "All kinds of barbecue you want have been roasted, order someone to take them away!"
Lin Yuanwai immediately ordered his servants to send all kinds of barbecue to Zuixianlou.
Fang Tangjing stared at Lin Yu's barbecue pit with evil eyes, and said to Lin Yuwai: "Lin Yuwai, look at this barbecue stand, it's greasy and dirty, can the grilled food be clean? Eat it After that, aren't you afraid of diarrhea?"
Lin Yuanwai said, "I think it's quite clean, and I shouldn't have diarrhea."
Lin Yu said: "Fang Tangjing, what the hell are you talking about? I set up a stall here and sold so many mutton skewers and pig's trotters, and none of the customers had a stomachache after eating it!"
Fang Tangjing said: "Not before, doesn't mean there won't be in the future."
As soon as the words fell, a chubby middle-aged man came, followed by several servants.
The fat middle-aged man covered his stomach and pointed at Lin Yu: "The 'Red Willow Roast Lamb' you sold has gone bad. I suffered from severe diarrhea after eating it. I will arrest you and report to the police!"
Lin Yu didn't panic, he made a judgment immediately.
This fat middle-aged man is obviously Fang Tangjing's helper, deliberately slandering Lin Yu's grilled mutton skewers.
Fang Tangjing's character is extremely bad, he was resentful and tried to take revenge on Lin Yu.
Seeing this, Member Lin hurriedly took a step back, just watching and not participating in this matter.
Fang Tangjing waved the paper fan and smiled wretchedly: "My prediction is too accurate. There are customers who have diarrhea after eating mutton skewers."
Lin Yu looked at the fat middle-aged man: "From yesterday to today, I haven't seen you at all. How can you prove that you ate my 'Red Willow Roast Lamb'?"
The fat middle-aged man said: "I didn't come to the barbecue stand to buy mutton skewers, but my family bought them."
Lin Yu asked: "Does your family have diarrhea after eating it?"
The eyes of the fat middle-aged man flickered: "That's right! They also have diarrhea!"
Lin Yu said: "Okay! You bring your family and sue me at the Yamen!"
The fat middle-aged man stared: "My family is lying on the bed with diarrhea and can't come out...Stop talking nonsense, come with me to the yamen!"
Lin Yu said: "Your one-sided words alone cannot prove that you ate my roast lamb!"
The fat middle-aged man yelled: "How dare you play tricks! Come on, arrest him!"
Lin Yuanwai hurriedly reminded: "Ma Yuanwai, he is the master of the yamen, don't be rough!"
The fat middle-aged man known as the horseman was stunned: "He...he is the master of the yamen?"
Lin Yuanwai said, "That's right, don't you know?"
Ma Yuanwai said: "I just came back from another place yesterday. I didn't know that the yamen had a new master...Fang Tangjing, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Lin Yu sneered: "So, you know Fang Tangjing? Be honest, did Fang Tangjing instigate you to come and slander me by pretending to have diarrhea?"
Li Yuanwai hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, how could I be instigated by Fang Tangjing..."
Lin Yu said: "Stop pretending to me! You have already shown your feet! Fang Tangjing, you are so brave, dare to find someone to pretend to be sick, and slander me for selling spoiled mutton skewers!"
Fang Tangjing raised his voice: "Don't talk nonsense! I am the number one lawyer in Guangdong, how could I find someone to slander you?"
Lin Yu said: "You don't admit it? Okay, I'll grill another honest kebab. Do you dare to eat it?"
Fang Tangjing's face changed drastically when he heard this.
He wanted to take revenge on Lin Yu, but he overestimated Li Yuanwai's courage and IQ.
Fang Tangjing's eyeballs rolled, and he said with a smirk: "Mr. Li, you and your family have diarrhea, which may be caused by eating other foods! You should think carefully, and don't wrong Mr. Lin."
This guy sees the situation is not good, and he is a good guy.
Before Li Yuanwai could react, he said anxiously: "My family and I ate 'Red Willow Roast Lamb' without any other food!
Fang Tangjing said: "Master Lin's roast lamb is very fresh, there will be absolutely no problem."
Lin Yu took the opportunity to say: "Fang Tangjing, since you approve of my roast lamb, why don't you buy more and take it home for your family to eat?"
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