Lin Yu said: "I tell you to go away, don't affect my business!"
Lei Bao's eyes shot fire: "Stinky boy, I'll come back and deal with you after I catch these birdmen!"
Chapter 647 Original Roasted Heart and Liver
Lei Bao ran and continued to chase the rest of the gangsters.
Lin Yu shrugged his shoulders and said to Lin Yuanwai's servants: "You have all seen it, the arrest of Jiang Yang's robbers, smashed my barbecue pit, dirty the roast suckling pig and kebabs, you go back and tell Lin Yuanwai, tomorrow at noon Bring Fang Tangjing with me, and I will re-grill all kinds of delicacies!"
The servant listened to the order and left in a hurry.
Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu closed the stall, followed Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei, and arrived at Qi's house.
At this moment, the bride was carried into the gate of the Qi family.
Bao Longxing stared blankly at the bride, his eyes full of disappointment.
Lin Yu asked with a smile: "Master Xing, do you like the bride?"
Bao Longxing blurted out: "Yes, yes."
Lin Yu said: "Unfortunately, she has already married the tuberculosis ghost of the Qi family, so you have no chance."
Bao Longxing shook his head and sighed.
Suddenly, Mr. Qi led the bridegroom, the tuberculosis ghost, came over, bowed his hands and saluted: "Master Bao."
Bao Longxing shivered in fright, and hurriedly denied: "I am not Master Bao, absolutely not! Old man, don't talk nonsense, or I will report to the police and arrest you!"
Master Qi said: "Don't deny it. Although you are wearing a mask, I know that you are Lord Bao!"
Bao Longxing asked: "No way, why are you so sure?"
Master Qi said with a smile, "Because, I smell your scent!"
Bao Longxing asked: "What's the smell?"
Master Qi said: "Of course it smells like a corrupt official, hehehe..."
Bao Longxing is speechless and turns to look at Lin Yu.
Lin Yu said: "I'm not wrong, you give off a smell of corrupt officials all the time!"
Master Qi said: "Master Bao is here, our Qi family is full of splendor, and we sincerely welcome Master Bao!"
The bridegroom was a tuberculosis ghost, his complexion was ashen, and he kept coughing.
He really looks like someone who is about to burp, no wonder, Bao Longxing said that he will meet Lord Yama before he can wait for the bridal chamber.
Bao Youwei took off the mask: "Uncle Thirteen, this old man admires you very much, you should kill a chicken to return to God!"
Bao Longxing took off his mask excitedly: "Do you really appreciate me?"
Elder Qi smiled treacherously: "Without corrupt officials like you, how can we profiteers live a good life? You are our protector!"
Bao Longxing nodded: "You are right! It makes sense!"
Master Qi said: "Master Bao, please do me a favor and go in for a drink?"
Bao Longxing readily agreed: "Since you invite me, you're welcome!"
Bao Youwei said shyly, "Master Qi, don't forget to give me a red envelope!"
Master Qi said: "Good, good! Please...please..."
Bao Longxing waved and led Lin Yu and Bao Youwei into the Qi family compound.
Lin Yu observed from left to right, the Qi family of the movie "Nine Grades of Sesame Officials: White Bread and Blue Sky" has a large courtyard and many houses, so it is the richest man in the area.
Decorated with lanterns and festoons, full of guests, it was a festive scene.
Lin Yu, Bao Longxing, Bao Youwei, Mr. Qi, the groom, the bride and others sat in the hall for the painter to paint.
The painter reminded: "Everyone smile, smile a little more, and you will be fine soon!"
The tuberculosis ghost of the bridegroom is still coughing incessantly, which is disturbing to listen to.
Lin Yu knew that this guy looked seriously ill, but he was not dying. As long as he took the right medicine and took good care of him, he could alleviate his condition and gradually recover.
Moreover, Lin Yu is not obliged to treat the tuberculosis ghost of the bridegroom. After all, the Qi family has an ancestral prescription that can treat lung disease.
Bao Longxing sat for a long time, his eyelids could not help but twitch, his head was tilted, and he leaned on Qi's wife's shoulder.
This woman's name is Wanjun, and she is the successor of Master Qi. She is quite pretty and has an extremely coquettish temperament.
Wanjun was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly shook her shoulders to wake Bao Longxing up.
Bao Longxing opened his eyes and wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth.
The groom's tuberculosis coughed even worse and seemed to be dying.
Bao Longxing's eyes flashed gloating: "Master Qi, your son has a bad cough, do you want to see a doctor?"
Master Qi waved his hand: "It's okay, he's fine, don't worry."
Bao Longxing turned around and said, "Brother, be careful to cough up your lungs!"
As soon as the words fell, a piece of scarlet liver fell on Bao Longxing's shoulder.
He hurriedly picked up the liver, and asked in surprise: "Fuck! What is this? Is it a liver?"
The tuberculosis ghost of the bridegroom stopped coughing, and patted his chest: "Finally coughed out, much more comfortable, really cool!"
The painter announced: "The portrait is complete! Let's rest!"
Everyone got up, yawned, stretched, and dispersed one after another.
Bao Longxing held his liver and stared at the bride foolishly.
Bao Youwei patted Bao Longxing's arm: "Uncle Thirteen, he is about to worship, so don't think about good things."
Bao Longxing smiled wretchedly: "When he was in the hall, he probably died suddenly! Because, just now, he coughed so much that even his liver fell out."
Bao Youwei looked at the liver in Bao Longxing's hand, and expressed doubts: "Is it really a liver?"
Lin Yu said with a smile: "It's indeed a piece of liver, keep it for hot pot."
Bao Longxing said: "Shabu-shabu? How boring is that? How about cutting it into slices, skewering it on bamboo sticks, and roasting it?"
Lin Yu said: "Master Xing has a good idea. Do you want spicy or salt and pepper?"
Bao Longxing asked Bao Youwei: "Youwei, what do you think?"
Bao Youwei thought for a while: "How about the original roasted heart and liver?"
Bao Longxing said: "Damn, if you want to eat the original flavor, why don't you bake it and just swallow it!"
Immediately, Bao Longxing stuffed the liver into Bao Youwei's mouth.
Bao Youwei chewed slowly, feeling the taste was good, sucked and swallowed the liver...
Master Qi walked up to Bao Longxing and bowed.
"Master Bao, I have something to ask for from the villain."
Bao Longxing asked: "What's the matter, just say it."
Master Qi said: "The villain has heard of Master Lin's reputation for a long time, and even admires Master Lin's barbecue cooking skills. The villain is bold and wants to invite Master Lin to roast two whole lambs for everyone to feast on."
Lin Yu's thick eyebrows frowned slightly: "the groom and the bride are married in the hall, isn't it convenient to roast a whole lamb?"
Master Qi said: "It's okay, it's okay, Mr. Lin roasted the whole lamb on the spot, it's like adding luster to your child's wedding!"
At this time, the servant came over and presented a bank note.
Mr. Qi said: "The live sheep are being killed now. They have been skinned and disemboweled, cleaned and cleaned, just waiting for Mr. Lin to barbecue! The 800 taels of silver is not a respect, please accept it with a smile!"
Bao Longxing's eyes lit up, he reached out to grab the bank note and put it in his sleeve.
He smiled and said: "Master Qi is too polite, Mr. Lin and I came to your house to celebrate, and by the way, roast two whole lambs for the guests. It's only natural! Mr. Lin, I'm sorry for your trouble!"
Lin Yu had no choice but to agree.
Soon, barbecue tools were set up in the hall. Lin Yu held a brush, dipped in sesame oil, and smeared the slaughtered goats.
While he was busy, a young son walked into the hall...
Chapter 648 How dare you underestimate me
This young son is exactly the first villain in the movie "Nine Grades of Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky" - Chang Wei!
With a paper fan in his hand and evil eyes in his eyes, he walked towards Grandpa Qi's wife.
While roasting the whole lamb, Lin Yu watched Chang Wei.
At this moment, Wanjun is busy entertaining guests.
Chang Wei approached Wanjun and said with a smile: "Cousin Wanjun, congratulations on marrying your daughter-in-law tonight!"
When Jun Wan saw Chang Wei, she couldn't hide her joy, and there was a charming look between her eyebrows.
She smiled sweetly: "I am just someone else's little mother, so I have no right to be happy, just to be happy with others."
Chang Wei glanced at Gu Wanjun's collar, and smiled even more lewdly.
"By the way, cousin, I heard that you have collected a hand-copied "Avatamsaka Sutra", can you lend me a copy?
After listening to Jun Wan, her heart fluttered, with a look of shyness and anticipation: "Yes...you go first, wait for me..."
Chang Wei put away the paper fan and left the hall proudly.
Jun Wan looked around and saw that Grandpa Qi was busy greeting guests, so she turned around and slipped out of the hall...
Lin Yu cursed inwardly, Chang Wei and Wan Jun, a pair of sluts, actually had no shame in secretly committing meddlesome things during the wedding days of Qi's family!
According to the current movie plot, Lin Yu can't interfere with Chang Wei and Wanjun.
Of course, Lin Yu couldn't stop Chang Wei from bullying Qi Qinshi, otherwise, the subsequent plot would not be able to unfold.
Just as Lin Yu was thinking, three gangsters rushed in from outside, knocked down the guests, and caused commotion.
Immediately afterwards, Lei Bao held the steel knife tightly and rushed into the hall as well!
Everyone exclaimed and dodged one after another.
Bao Longxing picked up a flowerpot to cover himself, and Bao Youwei picked up two teacups to protect his eyes.
Lin Yu calmed down and continued to roast the whole lamb.
Lei Bao snapped: "Look at you desperadoes, where are you going?"
Gangster A said: "Leopard head! You are very powerful with that knife, if you have the guts, put the knife down!"
Lei Bao sneered: "Good!"
He raised his hand and threw away the steel knife, flying more than five meters away, and happened to stab the roasted whole lamb!
Lin Yu yelled and scolded: "Fuck! You are so sick! I set up a barbecue stall on the street, but you knocked over the grill! I was roasting a whole lamb at Qi's house, and you stabbed it with a knife! You deliberately Make trouble, right?"
Lei Bao watched intently: "It's you again! I'm arresting Jiang Yang's bandit, so I don't have time to make trouble for you!"
Gangster A took advantage of Leibao's distraction and rushed over, punching Leibao in the face!
At the moment of lightning and flint, Lei Bao grabbed Gangster A's fist, twisted his wrist, and smashed Gangster A's sky and earth cover with his palm!
Plop!Gangster A fell to the ground and died!
The guests screamed in fright and hid in the distance to watch the excitement.
Gangster B said: "Leopard head! You rely on your hands to be powerful, if you have the guts, don't use them!"
"Okay!" Lei Bao proudly agreed, with his hands behind his back.
Gangster B rushed to attack, and before he got close to Leibao, he was kicked flying by him, landed on the wine table, and died of vomiting blood.
Gangster C's face changed drastically, and he said tremblingly: "Leopard head...you are powerful with a pair of legs...you have the guts, you don't need hands, feet, and knives!"
Lei Bao sneered: "Good!"
Lin Yu hurriedly said, "You can't use your mouth either!"
Suddenly, everyone looked at Lin Yu.
Lei Bao was startled and glared at Lin Yu.
Because he was going to use his mouth to use the "Lion's Roar Technique" to shock criminal C to death.
Gangster C wondered: "Why don't you let the leopard use its mouth? Could it be that he will bite me to death?"
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