Tang Bohu retorted: "I fell in love with Qiuxiang at first sight, and I will never let him down!"
Lin Yu said: "Sweet talk, who can't speak it?"
Tang Bohu raised his voice: "I am willing to accept any test to prove my true love for Qiuxiang!"
Mrs. Hua said: "Don't worry, you are undergoing a test! If you marry Qiuxiang, you must divorce eight wives in the family. Can you do it?"
"This..." Tang Bohu hesitated, "Once I write the letter of divorce, they will hang themselves..."
Mrs. Hua said: "Crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself are women's usual tricks. What are you afraid of?"
Tang Bohu said: "After I marry Qiuxiang, I don't have to divorce my eight wives. I just need to buy a bigger and more luxurious house and move in to live with Qiuxiang, so I can get rid of eight wives."
Mrs. Hua said: "If you do this, don't you make Qiuxiang a concubine? Raise a canary?"
Grand Master Hua said: "Tang Bohu, you have made it clear that you dare not divorce eight wives!"
Tang Bohu's expression was embarrassing: "It's not that I don't dare, I'm worried that my old lady will also hang herself with the eight cousins, and make things difficult for me!"
Zhu Zhishan said with a smile: "Brother Tang is very filial to his mother, and he can't bear her sadness."
Lin Yu said: "This is stupid filial piety!"
Mrs. Hua said: "That's right, it's purely a kind of stupid filial piety! Tang Bohu, let me ask you again, for the sake of Qiuxiang, do you want to keep the eight wives at home?"
Tang Bohu's thick eyebrows frowned: "Ma'am, why do you have to force others to be difficult? The eight wives in the family will not affect my love for Qiuxiang..."
"Bullshit!" Mrs. Hua said angrily, "What a hypocrite! You keep saying that you can give up everything for Qiuxiang, but you dare not divorce the eight wives in the family, for fear that the old lady will turn against you!"
"I...I..." Tang Bohu was at a loss for words.
Mrs. Hua asked Lin Yu: "How many wives do you have?"
Lin Yu said: "I haven't married yet, and I don't have a wife!"
Mrs. Hua stood up: "Okay! I announce that Qiuxiang will marry Lin Yu and be married!"
Tang Bohu exclaimed: "Madam, the second test is over? Don't you want to continue to test me?"
Mrs. Hua said: "It's ridiculous! You just refused to divorce eight wives and failed the test. How dare you continue to accept the test?"
Tang Bohu looked anxiously: "Five games and three wins! Then ask other questions!"
Mrs. Hua said: "No need! Two wins in three games! Lin Yu successfully passed the test!"
Tang Bohu said: "This...it's so unfair. Lin Yu didn't have a family, but I already did." "
Lin Yu said: "This is not a question of fairness, but of our own advantages! I am single and you are married. What qualifications do you have to compete with me?"
Tang Bohu said loudly: "I have decided to divorce eight wives and devote myself wholeheartedly to Qiuxiang."
Lin Yu said: "it's too late to divorce my wife now, no one believes you."
Sure enough, Mrs. Hua, Hua Taishi, Chunxiang, Xiaxiang, Dongxiang and others cast contemptuous glances at Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu tried his best to compete with Lin Yu, but he didn't expect to lose so quickly.
He didn't love his eight wives, but his old mother, and couldn't bear the sadness and disappointment of her.
But the feudal thought of "foolish filial piety" became a stumbling block for Tang Bohu to marry Qiuxiang.
Zhu Zhishan leaned into Tang Bohu's ear and said, "Brother Tang, you are too upright, you should have pretended to agree to divorce your wife just now, try your best to get through and marry Qiuxiang."
Tang Bohu said with a mournful face: "Oh, I didn't know, I lost so quickly, I thought there would be a more difficult test later..."
Mrs. Hua ordered: "Bring Qiuxiang out! Worship and get married!"
At this time, a maid walked into the hall with Qiuxiang on her back.
The sound of firecrackers sounded, and the servants brought in a generous dowry.
Everyone applauded and congratulated Lin Yu.
Wu Zhuangyuan stretched out his hand to help Lin Yu tidy up his clothes: "Dress neatly! You are blessed, kid, Qiuxiang is the most beautiful woman in Washington!"
Lin Yu said with a smile: "Sister Shiliu was beaten up by me with "Return My Piao Piao Fist", and she looks very beautiful now!"
Wu Zhuangyuan said in a low voice: "Give me a few more skewers of bullwhip when you have time. I'm in good shape recently. I hope to satisfy Pomegranate and make her change her mind."
Lin Yu said: "No problem, I will bake you a camel whip!"
Wu Zhuangyuan was ecstatic: "Thank you very much!"
Mrs. Hua beckoned and said, "Come, come, worship, kneel down and salute, and start worshiping."
Twenty previous brides became bridesmaids, standing in two rows.
Mrs. Hua and Grand Master Hua sat on the stage.
Lin Yu and Qiuxiang walked to the stage side by side.
Mrs. Hua said with a smile: "Qiuxiang, Lin Yu has passed the test. I believe he really loves you!"
Qiu Xiang said: "I heard it from behind, Tang Bohu is reluctant to divorce the eight wives in the family, his feelings for me are purely novel, let me down!"
Tang Bohu hurriedly defended: "Qiuxiang! I really love you!"
Wu Zhuangyuan scolded: "Tang Bohu, please respect yourself! Lin Yu and Qiuxiang are getting married at the church!"
Tang Bohu yelled unconvinced: "Qiuxiang! Give me another chance to prove my love for you!"
Qiuxiang said: "Tang Bohu, you don't need to say too much. I have made up my mind. I am willing to marry Lin Yu and become his wife. Please don't bother me any more!"
After Tang Bohu listened, he stepped back three steps in a row, almost fell down, and was supported by Zhu Zhishan.
Master Hua stroked his beard and asked, "Lin Yu, do you have anything to say?"
Lin Yu said: "Life's ups and downs are too fast, it's so exciting, it makes me want to pee."
This sentence was originally Tang Bohu's line when he married Qiuxiang.
Hua Taishi laughed and raised his thick eyebrows: "I see, you don't want to pee, but you want to enter the bridal chamber?"
Mrs. Hua said: "Lin Yu, don't waste our hard work, and treat Qiuxiang well in the future."
Lin Yu said: "Madam, don't worry, I will not let Qiuxiang down!"
Hua Wen bowed his hands and saluted: "Call me Yitian, and you will be my brother for the rest of your life. I wish you all the best today!"
Hua Wu went on to say: "every year there is a present!
Lin Yu and Qiuxiang kowtowed to the world and looked at each other affectionately.
Finally, the task released by "Myriad Worlds Barbecue System" has been completed.
Grand Master Hua urged: "Lin Yu, your wife's red lips are about to drip, and her face is full of peach blossoms. Why don't you give her a kiss?"
Lin Yu is not polite, and grabs Qiuxiang's willow waist.
Qiu Xiang hurriedly said, "Wait a minute! Let's make two punches first!"
Lin Yu asked: "Fist? What kind of punch?"
Qiuxiang: "None of this? Mahjong, Pai Gow, dice, four-color cards, you will always be the same?"
Tang Bohu was standing in the corner, and when he heard Qiuxiang's words, he suddenly shivered!
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Tang Bohu never expected that Qiuxiang also likes to play cards and roll dice!
What is the difference between this and his eight wives?
Lin Yu said with a smile: "I'm not good at punching and playing cards, I'm only good at grilling all kinds of food!"
Qiuxiang said: "Then you have to learn in the future, otherwise, how can you play with me, how can you play with my wife?"
Lin Yu said perfunctorily: "That's good, that's good, I will definitely learn in the future..."
Tang Bohu was instantly relieved, and couldn't help smiling, the depression in his heart was swept away.
Zhu Zhishan was surprised: "Brother Tang, you didn't marry Qiuxiang, why are you still smiling happily?"
Tang Bohu said with emotion: "As Lin Yu said just now, life's ups and downs are too fast, it's too exciting! I'm only obsessed with Qiuxiang's smile and literary talent, but ignore her other hobbies!"
Zhu Zhishan understood: "Brother Tang, Qiuxiang, like your eight wives, also likes to play mahjong, which makes you feel disgusted?"
Tang Bohu said: "Yes, I hate the fact that my eight wives play mahjong all day! I thought that Qiuxiang was different from them, but who knows, Qiuxiang also likes to play mahjong, push Pai Gow, and throw dice!"
At this time, Hua Wen announced: "Bride and groom! Send them to the bridal chamber!"
Lin Yu took Qiuxiang's hand and walked towards the bedroom surrounded by everyone.
Tang Bohu took a step forward and said loudly: "Master Hua, Mrs. Hua, Tang is deeply ashamed for not being able to win Qiuxiang's heart! I will take my leave and leave Washington!"
Mrs. Hua said: "Tang Bohu, you are indebted to Huafu for killing the life-threatening scholar. I will no longer hold grudges against your father, and I must repay you! Therefore, I can betroth Chunxiang, Xiaxiang and Dongxiang to you!"
Tang Bohu quickly shook his head: "No need! Chunxiang, Xiaxiang and Dongxiang must also like to play cards and mahjong!"
Mrs. Hua said: "Which maid can't play these card games? Tang Bohu, you are too picky!"
Tang Bohu said: "I hope that my wife likes calligraphy and painting, and shares common hobbies with me."
Mrs. Hua's willow eyebrows raised: "Then please go home, cultivate the hobbies of your eight wives, and practice calligraphy and painting with you."
Tang Bohu said goodbye, and led Zhu Zhishan out of the hall.
Lin Yu and Qiuxiang enter the bridal chamber and embrace each other affectionately.
A moment of spring night is worth a thousand gold, how can Lin Yu miss it?
After the storm, Qiuxiang fell asleep in happiness...
Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" starts!
【Congratulations, master!Successful marriage with Qiuxiang! 】
【Congratulations, master!Get 6000 barbecue points! 】
[As of now, the master has completed all the tasks of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", one of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies"! 】
[Master, please get ready, travel back to the real world! 】
Lin Yu hurriedly asked: "I have the 'Infinite Travel Card', can I travel to "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" in the future?"
[Master please rest assured!You can use the 'Infinite Travel Card' to freely travel to the movies you have been to! 】
After hearing this, Lin Yu bowed his head and kissed Qiuxiang's cheek.
Whoosh!Lin Yu was sucked into the halo and disappeared from the marriage bed!
……
In an instant, Lin Yu returned to the real world and sat in the study of the villa.
In front of him, there are three calligraphy and paintings.
It was Tang Bohu who was greedy and exchanged for the calligraphy and painting of "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings".
A picture of mountains and rivers, a picture of ladies, and a picture of flowers and birds.
They were worth 3 taels of silver in the Ming Dynasty, but in the real world, they can be auctioned for at least 6000 million yuan, or even as high as 1 million yuan!
However, although these three calligraphy and paintings are authentic works of Tang Bohu, there is no trace of time.
Therefore, it will be judged as a fake by those so-called "appraisal experts"!
Lin Yu knew that in order to be recognized by appraisal experts and collectors, it is necessary to adopt ingenious means to carefully process the three calligraphy and paintings of Tang Bohu, so that they have a surface phenomenon that has been baptized for 500 years.
Including the priceless "Heshibi", it must be dealt with seriously to create a historical "paste" for it.
For now, get the "Happy BBQ Circus" chores done.
Lin Yu picked up his cell phone and dialed Lei Gang's number.
"Gangzi, you will accompany me to buy that grumpy kangaroo tomorrow!"
Lei Gang hurriedly asked: "I heard from Xu Fan that that kangaroo is so tough that it broke the animal trainer's nose! Are you sure you can handle it?"
Of course, Lin Yu is sure, because he can use the magical skills of "Taming the beast".
The next morning, Lin Yu contacted Boss Ding of the circus and informed him that he was going to buy kangaroos.
Just after finishing the call, Jiang Caiyi called suddenly.
"Lin Yu, do you have any performance plans?"
Lin Yu joked: "I'm thinking about performing, so you call me on my own initiative, we have a good understanding!"
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