Wu Zhuangyuan couldn't hold back his face and was about to get angry.
Lin Yu took out three strings of lamb whips from the food box and put them on the grill: "You should eat spicy roasted lamb whips!"
"Roasted lamb whip?" Wu Zhuangyuan put away his anger and became interested.
Lin Yu said: "Roasted lamb penis nourishes yin and nourishes kidneys, and men can strengthen their yang after eating it."
Wu Zhuangyuan puffed out his chest, and pretended to say, "I'm already very strong!"
Lin Yu said: "Look at your poor complexion, dark circles under your eyes, and obvious kidney deficiency. You must make up for it, otherwise, Miss Pomegranate is not satisfied with your ability!"
Hahaha... Everyone burst into laughter.
Wu Zhuangyuan's expression was awkward, and he wanted to get mad, but he didn't have the confidence.
Because, he really has kidney deficiency and cannot satisfy his girlfriend, Sister Shiliu.
Sister Shiliu hurriedly said: "Three skewers of lamb whips are too little, roast a few more skewers, let Wu Zhuangyuan replenish his yang energy!"
Lin Yu said: "The roasted lamb whip is very spicy, I'm afraid Wu Zhuangyuan won't be able to stand it!"
Sister Shiliu said, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can bear it."
This sentence has a deep meaning.
Wu Zhuangyuan raised his thick eyebrows and said to Lin Yu: "You underestimate me, in the whole Washington, I can eat spicy food best!"
Xia Xiang hurriedly said: "Bragging! The person in Washington who can eat spicy food the most is Qiu Xiang!"
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "Absurd! I am a handsome man, can I not compare with a weak woman?"
Chunxiang urged: "Qiuxiang, go eat spicy roasted lamb penis, and compete with Wu Zhuangyuan!"
Qiu Xiang's face was reddish: "I...I don't eat sheep whip..."
Dongxiang said: "Lin Yu said just now that the sheep whip nourishes yin and nourishes the kidney. It must be good for women to eat it."
Xia Xiang asked with a smile: "Wu Zhuangyuan, do you dare to compete with Qiu Xiang?"
Chapter 614 Spicy Became a Sausage Mouth
Wu Zhuangyuan chuckled, putting on an air of self-importance.
"Qiu Xiang, you are a girl, so don't try to compete with me!"
When Qiuxiang heard this, Liu Mei raised her eyebrows slightly: "I didn't want to compare with you, but you said so, I must compare!"
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "Come on, let's see who can eat spicy food better!"
He walked to the grill and reached out for the "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip"!
"Wait a minute!" Lin Yu shouted, "Since you two are competing, I must increase the difficulty! Let everyone enjoy watching!"
Wu Zhuangyuan asked: "How to increase the difficulty?"
Lin Yu picked up a bottle of chili oil and said with a smile: "Everyone, this is chili oil from overseas America. It is ten times more spicy than ginger juice, pepper, and dogwood!"
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "What America? What pepper oil? Shaote mother tricked me! You just smear it on the roasted lamb whip, I will not refuse!"
Lin Yu said to Qiuxiang: "Remind you, this pepper oil is a spicy taste that you have never tasted before. I'm afraid you can't resist it."
Qiuxiang said, "Hmph! Pretending to be a good person! I'm not going to be fooled by you!"
Lin Yu said: "Qiuxiang, don't be too arrogant, you will suffer a lot!"
Qiu Xiang urged: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and roast the lamb whip!"
Lin Yu quickly unscrewed the bottle cap and poured the chili oil into the plate.
Then, he dipped in chili oil with a brush and spread it evenly on the surface of the lamb whip.
After being grilled over charcoal fire, the combination of red chili oil and mutton fat releases a more intense aroma, which whets the appetite.
Wu Zhuangyuan smelled the aroma of the meat, and he couldn't wait to eat it, so as to replenish his yang energy and change Sister Pomegranate's opinion of him.
Tang Bohu quietly stepped forward, stretched his neck, and carefully smelled the aroma of "spicy roasted lamb penis".
He feels that the pepper oil produced in the Americas is very important.
After Lin Yu finished baking, he asked loudly, "Qiuxiang, Wu Zhuangyuan, which one of you will eat first?"
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "Women come first!"
Qiuxiang said, "Are you afraid of spicy food, so you dare not eat it first?"
Wu Zhuangyuan raised his head: "I will be afraid? Cut, it's nonsense! Okay, I'll eat first!"
He stretched out his hand to pick up a bunch of "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip", and praised it in a pretentious manner: "It's so oily and red, it looks delicious! It must strengthen the yang and nourish the kidney!"
Immediately, Wu Zhuangyuan opened his mouth and bit the sheep whip fiercely, rolled it off the bamboo stick, and chewed wildly in his mouth.
Suddenly, Wu Zhuangyuan was stunned, his eyes widened, and then his face turned red.
Sister Pomegranate asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Wu Zhuangyuan opened his mouth and exhaled continuously: "Wow... It's too spicy, it's too spicy..."
He sucked it a few more times, and ordered: "Hurry up and get water!"
A servant with lively eyes quickly brought a bowl of water and handed it to Wu Zhuangyuan.
goo-dong... goo-dong...
Wu Zhuangyuan raised his neck and finished drinking the water, then looked at the "spicy roasted lamb whip" in his hand.
He stuck out his tongue and said, "It's spicy and numb, beyond my expectation..."
Lin Yu asked: "Can you finish a bunch?"
Wu Zhuangyuan's thick eyebrows twitched together: "You boy, look down on me? Look!"
He continued to eat "spicy roasted lamb penis", which was so spicy that only beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.
After eating this skewer, Wu Zhuangyuan's head was like a cooked pig's head, and the clothes on his back were soaked with sweat.
Tang Bohu said: "I bet that Wu Zhuangyuan can't finish the third skewer."
Wu Zhuangyuan scolded: "9527! As a servant, you actually look down on me?"
Tang Bohu said: "It's not that I look down on you, but that you are too weak."
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "If I finish eating three skewers, but Qiuxiang can't finish, you will kneel down and lick my shoes!"
Tang Bohu said: "No problem! If you can't finish three skewers and Qiuxiang finishes eating, you can kneel down and lick Qiuxiang's shoes."
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "It's a deal!"
Tang Bohu said: "One word from a gentleman, four horses are hard to chase! Whoever plays tricks is a bastard!"
Wu Zhuangyuan picked up the second string of "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip", collected himself, and tried to eat.
As a result, after eating the second skewer, Wu Zhuangyuan was so hot that tears and snot were mixed together, his lips were red and swollen like sausages, and there seemed to be a fire burning in his throat.
He drank another bowl of cold water and picked up the third skewer of "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip".
After taking a few mouthfuls, Wu Zhuangyuan's head became dizzy and he almost fainted.
Sister Shiliu screamed, "Come on Wu Zhuangyuan! Hold on! Hold on!"
Wu Zhuangyuan raised his eight-character eyebrows: "I...I can't do it..."
The guy staggered, took a few steps back, and was supported by two servants.
Sister Shiliu sighed deeply, and said disappointedly: "A useless man turns into a coward at a critical moment, which is disappointing!"
Her words also have deep connotations, full of complaints and dissatisfaction with Wu Zhuangyuan.
Tang Bohu yelled: "Sister Qiuxiang, come on! You must be able to eat three skewers, and let Wu Zhuangyuan kneel down and lick your shoes!"
Qiuxiang witnessed the embarrassment of Wu Zhuangyuan, she was secretly surprised, she did not expect the power of "pepper oil" to be so powerful!
Therefore, Qiuxiang has no idea.
Xia Xiang said: "Sister Qiuxiang, quickly eat three skewers of roasted lamb penis, and defeat Wu Zhuangyuan!"
Dong Xiang held the teapot and said, "I've prepared the tea, which can relieve the spicy taste at any time, so feel free to try it!"
Qiuxiang nodded, stepped forward, and picked up a bunch of "spicy roasted lamb penis".
Lin Yu said: "Remind you again, the hot pepper oil is very spicy. After you eat it, your lips will be swollen into fat intestines like the champion of martial arts!"
The loyal words are harsh, but Qiuxiang can't listen to them at all.
She opened her mouth cautiously, took a bite of "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip", and chewed slowly.
Immediately, a spicy smell violently bombarded Qiuxiang's taste buds, stimulated her brain nerves, and made her tremble a few times.
Qiuxiang was shocked, she had never tasted such a spicy taste!
Lin Yu is not alarmist. The power of pepper oil is indeed more than ten times stronger than the spiciness of ginger juice, pepper, and dogwood.
Qiuxiang regretted it, but it was too late.
She frowned and continued to eat "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip"...
Soon, Qiuxiang's face turned red, her lips swelled into sausages, and she looked extremely funny.
Lin Yu laughed secretly. When he traveled through the Three Kingdoms, even Guan Yu couldn't bear Chaotianjiao's torture, so how could Qiuxiang bear it?
Tang Bohu kept pumping his fists and shouting: "Cheer Qiuxiang! Come on Qiuxiang..."
Qiuxiang managed to finish the second string of "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip". Her face was flushed, her back was sweating profusely, and she could hardly stand still.
Lin Yu said: "If you can't finish eating three skewers, just admit defeat, otherwise, you will suffer when you go to the toilet for three consecutive days!"
Qiuxiang became angry from embarrassment: "You...you are talking nonsense!"
Lin Yu said: "I'm not talking nonsense. Haven't you experienced the consequences of eating strong spicy food?"
Qiuxiang took a few sips of tea in a fit of anger, and picked up the third string of "spicy roasted lamb whip"!
She sucked a few mouthfuls cruelly, but swallowed it without chewing it.
Tang Bohu applauded excitedly: "Yeah! Sister Qiuxiang is amazing! After eating three strings, she defeated the champion of martial arts! Sister Qiuxiang is really amazing, I adore you!"
Chunxiang, Xiaxiang and Dongxiang also cheered happily.
Qiuxiang's footsteps were unsteady, and she was on the verge of falling. Lin Yu supported her with quick eyesight and quick hands.
"You...you let me go..." Qiuxiang is still sober and rejects Lin Yu.
"Okay, I'll let go..." Lin Yu let go.
Qiuxiang's belly felt as if the river was tossed, her head was also dizzy, she fell on her back, and happened to fall on the food box.
Chunxiang and Xiaxiang help Qiuxiang.
Tang Bohu said: "Wu Zhuangyuan, you lost, hurry up and lick Qiuxiang's shoes!"
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "What's the hurry, I will lick it another day."
Tang Bohu said: "Damn it, you actually cheated!"
Wu Zhuangyuan said: "How dare I play a fool, you didn't say to lick now!"
Just as Tang Bohu was about to continue attacking Wu Zhuangyuan, he saw Mrs. Hua leading Hua Wen and Hua Wu.
Mrs. Hua asked: "Lin Yu, what food did you bake tonight?"
Lin Yu said: "A whole lamb and a suckling pig were roasted."
Mrs. Hua said: "Well, when the master returns home, let's taste together... Hey, Qiuxiang, why are you blushing? Oh, why is your mouth so swollen?"
Lin Yu explained: "Qiuxiang and Wu Zhuangyuan competed for spicy food, and both of them became sausage mouths!"
Mrs. Hua said with a smile: "Nonsense, eating too much spicy food hurts the stomach, how can we compete arbitrarily?"
Lin Yu said: "After eating a lot of spicy food, just eat a few more roasted bananas to relieve the pain in the stomach."
Wu Zhuangyuan hurriedly said: "You...you bake bananas..."
Lin Yu said: "Wu Zhuangyuan is strong and strong. There is no need to eat roasted bananas. Drink a few more pots of green tea to relieve the spicy taste."
Wu Zhuangyuan raised his red head: "That's right, I am physically strong, how can I be afraid of spicy food? I don't need to eat roasted bananas at all!"
The bird man pretended to be a hero, acting as a hero in front of Mrs. Hua.
Xia Xiang said, "Lin Yu, you can roast some bananas for sister Qiuxiang to eat."
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