The day before yesterday, Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body to paint a huge "Eagle Spreading Wings, Swallowing the World". Today, Lin Yu drew a reduced version of the landscape painting.
Lin Yu possesses the "God-Level Literature and Art Skills" provided by "Wanjie Barbecue System". He is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and is good at poetry and poetry. He is a top leader in music, literature, painting, calligraphy and other arts!
It is no exaggeration to say that Lin Yu's talent far exceeds Tang Bohu's!
At this moment, Tang Bohu has also seen that Lin Yu's painting skills are profound, and his accomplishments are really not inferior to him.
Zhu Zhishan couldn't help clapping his hands: "Wonderful, wonderful, Master Lin's landscape painting is majestic, and it can be called a rare masterpiece in the world!"
Lin Yu put down his wolf hair: "If I am also one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, is this painting worth 1 taels of silver?"
Zhu Zhishan gave a thumbs up: "Absolute value!"
Tang Bohu also nodded, expressing approval.
Lin Yu said solemnly: "As the head of the 'Barbecue Group', my job is to set up a stall to sell barbecue, and playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting is just a hobby!"
Zhu Zhishan said: "Master Lin can be called a strange person who can play his business hobbies to this level!"
Lin Yu's thick eyebrows raised slightly: "Excuse me, Mr. Tang, can I exchange six skewers of 'roasted chicken wings in honey sauce' for three of your calligraphy and paintings?"
Tang Bohu had been looking forward to tasting the "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings" that were snapped up by diners, and at this time he admired Lin Yu's calligraphy and painting skills, so he agreed without hesitation!
Lin Yu was delighted and reached out to open the food box.
Thirty broiler chicken wings have been marinated to taste.
Lin Yu picked up the bamboo sticks and began to skewer the chicken wings.
Tang Bohu observed intently, and asked in amazement: "This...these chicken wings, how can they be marinated automatically? I haven't seen you apply special sauce..."
Chapter 608 Speak Tang Bohu's Heartfelt Voice
Lin Yu smiled lightly, continued to skewer chicken wings with bamboo sticks, and placed them on the grill.
Zhu Zhishan guessed: "I guess, the food box of head Lin is full of special sauces and seasonings."
Tang Bohu suddenly realized and no longer doubted.
Lin Yu skillfully flipped and grilled six skewers of chicken wings, dipped a brush with wild honey, and spread each chicken wing evenly.
At this time, he heard the sound of playing mahjong and bursts of laughter.
Apparently, Tang Bohu's eight wives were playing cards, gambling and having fun in the hall.
Lin Yu deliberately asked: "Mr. Tang, are there any guests in the house?"
Tang Bohu's face darkened: "It's not a guest."
Zhu Zhishan said with a smile: "Brother Tang's eight wives, they are as beautiful as flowers, and their looks are extraordinary, so enviable!"
Lin Yu said: "Six skewers of chicken wings are definitely not enough for Mr. Zhu, Mr. Tang and eight wives to eat. I will give away ten skewers of 'Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip' and ten 'Spicy Roasted Chicken Skeleton' for free!
Zhu Zhishan said excitedly: "It's great! I love sheep penis the most! It can strengthen yang! Brother Tang, you should eat more later!"
Tang Bohu said, "I'm not interested in sheep whips."
Zhu Zhishan's expression was evil: "Brother Tang has eight wives, they should nourish the kidneys and strengthen the yang, so that they can sing and sing every night!"
Tang Bohu sighed: "Alas... I haven't played every night for a long time..."
Zhu Zhishan hurriedly asked: "Could it be that Brother Tang has been too indulgent in the past few years, and his body has been exhausted, resulting in kidney deficiency?"
Tang Bohu raised his eight-character eyebrows, shook his head with a wry smile, and picked up his teacup to drink tea.
Lin Yu took out the sheep whip and chicken skeleton from the food box, and put them on the grill: "Mr. Tang's complexion has no symptoms of kidney deficiency, but is full of yang energy! And Mr. Zhu's appearance, it seems that he is too drunk, I don't know control!"
Zhu Zhishan smiled awkwardly: "As we all know, I am a romantic and talented person, and I often get together with beauties and have a good time..."
Lin Yu deliberately said: "Mr. Tang doesn't sing every night. He must have lost his freshness to the eight ladies! Or, they are not your confidante!"
As soon as these words came out, it hit the depths of Tang Bohu's soul!
Lin Yu said: "as far as I know, Mr. Tang's eight wives are your eight cousins, and your mother handles all the marriages! She thought that you have a lot of wives and concubines and a lot of money, so you should live happily! It's a pity that you are unhappy, and you and the eight wives only have the name of husband and wife, but in fact you are sharing the same bed and different dreams!"
Snapped!The teacup in Tang Bohu's hand fell to the ground!
He was extremely shocked: "You...why do you know so clearly..."
Lin Yu chuckled: "It's very simple, there is depression and loneliness hidden between your brows! Deep down in your heart, you need a real confidante!"
Lin Yu said Tang Bohu's heartfelt feelings, and his eye circles couldn't help getting hot.
Zhu Zhishan patted Tang Bohu's shoulder: "Brother Tang, why didn't you tell me earlier? I know a few confidante friends in Yihonglou. They are gentle, considerate, and understanding. They can completely relieve your depression and loneliness! Tonight, I will bring Brother Tang to visit Yihonglou, and meet my confidante!"
Tang Bohu laughed and scolded: "Damn! Although I am romantic and suave, I never go to brothels! Those confidante who are good at dressing people, you can keep them for yourself and enjoy them slowly!"
Zhu Zhishan said: "Brother Tang, it's too early to say, one day, you will get tired of the eight wives at home, lingering in the brothel, playing songs every night, hahaha..."
While chatting and laughing, six skewers of "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings" were released.
Lin Yu continued to roast "Spicy Lamb Whip" and "Spicy Roasted Chicken Skeleton".
Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan couldn't wait, and began to taste "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings".
"Delicious! Delicious... so delicious!"
"Damn it! It's delicious, ten times better than my grilled chicken wings!"
"Six skewers are definitely not enough to eat, I can eat ten skewers!"
"If I had known earlier, I would have bought more chicken wings from broilers..."
Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan ate and praised, their mouths full of oil, completely disregarding the elegant image of literati.
Immediately afterwards, ten skewers of "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whips" and ten "Spicy Roasted Chicken Skeletons" were also roasted.
Zhu Zhishan munched on the "Spicy Roasted Lamb Whip" quickly, as if wishing to become a super macho.
Tang Bohu held a "Spicy Roasted Chicken Skeleton" and ate it with relish, full of praise.
Afterwards, the servant took two skewers of "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings" and eight "Spicy Roasted Chicken Skeletons" into the hall, and invited the eight ladies to taste them.
Tang Bohu ordered his servants to fetch three paintings and calligraphy and hand them over to Lin Yu.
A picture of mountains and rivers, a picture of ladies, and a picture of flowers and birds.
Zhu Zhishan reminded: "These three paintings and calligraphy are worth at least 3 taels of silver. Head Lin, please keep them properly!"
With a smile on his face, Lin Yu put three calligraphy and paintings into the toolbox.
Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" suddenly started, and a reminder was issued!
【Congratulations, master!Conquer Tang Bohu's taste buds with "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings" in exchange for three of his calligraphy and paintings! 】
【Congratulations, master!Complete the first task of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", one of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies"! 】
【Congratulations, master!Get a reward of 1000 barbecue points! 】
Lin Yu thought to himself, after completing the various tasks of "Wanjie Barbecue System" and returning to the real world, he would find an opportunity to sell Tang Bohu's calligraphy and paintings.
According to rumors, on September 2013, 9, the "Waterfall Viewing of Lushan Mountain" auctioned by Sotheby's in the United States, after 19 rounds of competition, was finally sold at a price of 120 million US dollars, which was equivalent to 5 billion yuan in Ruanmei coins at that time. It is the most expensive pair of Tang Bohu's paintings, breaking the world record of Tang Yin's painting and calligraphy auction!
Regardless of whether the news is true or not, according to the current market price, each of Tang Bohu's authentic paintings does exceed ten million yuan!
If Lin Yu wants to successfully sell Tang Bohu's calligraphy and painting, he must adopt ingenious means to make the calligraphy and painting that has traveled to the real world have the traces of 500 years of history.
Ding! "Wanjie Barbecue System" prompts again!
[Master please pay attention!Release the second task of "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", one of "Zhou Xingchi's Top Ten Movies"! 】
[Set up a street stall to sell barbecue, earn 1000 taels of silver from Mrs. Hua, and gain the favor of the four maids of "Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter"! 】
【Mission successful, reward 2000 barbecue points!If the mission fails, 4000 barbecue points will be deducted! 】
Lin Yu was stunned for a moment. It was not difficult to earn Mrs. Hua's money.
It is not easy to gain the favor of the four maids of "Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter"...
Tomorrow, Mrs. Hua will lead four maidservants into the temple to burn incense in "spring, summer, autumn and winter".
Lin Yuke took the opportunity to set up a stall on the roadside to sell barbecue, attracting Mrs. Hua's attention and arousing the glutton in her stomach.
Then, Lin Yu tried his best to win the favor of the four maidservants in "Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter" with a clever plan.
However, Tang Bohu, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, and Xu Zhenqing also stared at the four maids of "Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter".
Especially Tang Bohu, after seeing Qiuxiang, fell in love with her at first sight, chased her frantically to Washington, sold himself as a slave...
Chapter 609 Going to the temple fair and setting up a stall to sell barbecue
Just as Lin Yu was thinking, a servant ran over in a hurry.
"Master! The ladies call you over!"
Tang Bohu swallowed the grilled chicken wings in his mouth: "Damn, they must have lost money again, they asked me for money!"
He wiped his mouth and walked towards the hall.
Lin Yu knew that according to the plot of the movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", Tang Bohu found that his "Hundred Flowers Striving for Beauty" was spread on the mahjong table, "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" was placed under the table legs, and in "Hundred Birds Facing the Phoenix" The crane's head was dug out and pasted on the mahjong tiles as "Yaoji"...
Tang Bohu was so angry that he complained a few words.
As a result, the eight wives hanged themselves collectively to protest, and Tang Bohu had to praise them against his will to calm down the absurd farce.
At this time, King Ning sent someone to invite Tang Bohu to be a staff officer, and he asked his old lady Zhu Xi to come forward and send out King Ning's people.
Tang Bohu returned to the garden and continued to eat "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings".
Zhu Zhishan said with a playful smile: "Brother Tang, have you thought it over clearly, follow me to Yihonglou tonight, and have a drink with your confidante?"
Tang Bohu said angrily: "I like your head! If my eight wives find out, they will hang themselves again!"
Lin Yu put away the grill and food box, ready to leave.
Suddenly, King Ning's men broke into the garden, followed by Zhu Qian.
"Tang Bohu!" The leading envoy walked up to Tang Bohu and questioned Zhu Qian, "Didn't you say that he is very sick?"
Zhu Qian was startled: "He...he is very sick!"
The envoy asked: "I am very ill, how can I still have the appetite to eat roasted chicken wings?"
Zhu Qian was speechless, so she could only look at Tang Bohu: "What's wrong with you? You still eat chicken wings when you're sick?"
Tang Bohu was about to sing "I Like to Eat Braised Chicken Wings" when Lin Yu stepped forward.
He said flickeringly: "My 'Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings' is so delicious that it can make a terminally ill person have a strong appetite!"
The messenger sneered: "It's rare for a dying person to have such a good complexion as Tang Jieyuan! Imperial doctor, take Tang Jieyuan's pulse and see how serious his illness is!"
The imperial doctor listened to the order and felt Tang Bohu's pulse.
"Tang Jieyuan's pulse condition is smooth and stable, which is normal! There is no problem!"
Tang Bohu secretly used his internal strength to change his pulse.
In an instant, the imperial doctor turned pale with shock.
The messenger asked, "What happened to him?"
The imperial doctor said: "I... I have never heard... such a chaotic pulse!
The Messenger asked, "What did you hear?"
The imperial doctor said: "General's order! Oh, hurry up and prepare for the funeral!"
The envoy was annoyed: "What a waste of time for a half-dead man! Let's go!"
Witnessing the retreat of King Ning's people, Zhu Qian's expression froze.
Tang Bohu was quite proud, and continued to eat "Honey Sauce Roasted Chicken Wings".
She glared at Tang Bohu and said, "Bastard! You still eat? Come into the house with me!"
Tang Bohu put down the chicken wings and left the garden with Zhu Xi.
Later, Zhu Xi reprimanded Tang Bohu for not using martial arts, and told him about the two major enemies of the Tang family...
……
The next day, the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River traveled together.
Along the way, it attracted the attention of many women.
Tang Bohu, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, and Xu Zhenqing came from the bridge, walking in model steps, taking off their coats, and posing in cool poses.
The women were shy and hurriedly dispersed.
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