I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

It was Pan Jinlian's turn to ask: "Who are you, shrew?"

Li Shishi glared and said, "I am Li Shishi!"

Zheng Yang's eyes widened: "Master Li? Master Li from Kaifeng Prefecture in the Northern Song Dynasty? A famous prostitute favored by Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty?"

Pan Jinlian was overjoyed: "Hahaha, it turned out to be a brothel woman! Ridiculous, I am a bitch, and I still have the face to laugh at others, haha, it's so interesting!"

Li Shishi's face was flushed, and he couldn't find the right words to refute for a while...

Lin Yu scolded loudly: "Okay! Both of you, don't slander anyone, you both have a disgraceful side! Pan Jinlian is misunderstood by the world as a super bitch, and Li Shishi is recognized by the world as a senior mistress!"

As soon as the ruthless words came out, Pan Jinlian and Li Shishi were immediately speechless, lowered their heads silently, and their eyes were red.

Zheng Yang still thought it was a joke: "I'm laughing so hard, are you rehearsing? What kind of costume drama are you going to do? Lian Lian, even you are from the Ming Dynasty!"

Pan Jinlian said seriously: "Zheng Yang, to tell you the truth, I come from ancient times, if you don't believe me, ask Lin Xue!"

Zheng Yang shook his head with a playful smile, still not believing it.

Now, Lin Yu decided to confess completely.

He said with a serious expression: "Zheng Yang, your mouth is not strict, so I never told you! Xue Lin has an "Infinite Travel Card", which can bring the ancients back to the modern society! Xiao Pan, Xiao Xi, Xiao Chan , Mr. Li, Wu Song, and Li Shishi are all ancient people!"

After listening to Lin Yu's words, Zheng Yang was dumbfounded.

His mouth is open enough to fit a duck egg.

Lin Yu warned: "If you disregard the brotherhood and reveal this secret, Wu Song can handle you without me!"

Wu Song's big hand exerted strength, and picked up Zheng Yang again!

His legs trembled with fright, his head drooped, and his expression was very depressed.

"No wonder you reminded me that day that Lianlian was married... and her husband is separated by thousands of miles... so it's all true..."

Lin Xue added: "Pan Jinlian is not only married, but also has three sons!"

"Damn it!" Zheng Yang was even more shocked, "Lianlian, you...are you already a mother?"

Pan Jinlian felt a little guilty, and said softly: "Zheng Yang, I'm really sorry, I didn't tell you before..."

Zheng Yang waved his hands, with a sad face, and sighed: "Oh... forget it, forget it, blame me for being sentimental... Anyway, as long as you are still here, I will take care of you until the day you leave one day!"

Lin Yu gave a thumbs up, it's so touching, 100% true love!

Chapter 493 Am I Really Ugly?

Seeing Zheng Yang's infatuation, Lin Yu and Lin Xue couldn't help applauding, and Pan Jinlian also shed tears of gratitude.

Lin Yu signaled Wu Song to let go, and patted Zheng Yang on the shoulder.

"Yangzi, we have been buddies for many years, and we will make a fortune together with you in the future. With money, why do you worry about women?"

Zheng Yang said solemnly: "Don't talk about it with me, at this stage, Lianlian is still the goddess in my heart! It cannot be changed!"

Lin Yu looked at Zheng Yang with contempt, and then said to Pan Jinlian: "Xiao Pan, Wu Song brought it for you, use it with peace of mind."

Pan Jinlian's expression was a little embarrassed, and she squinted at Wu Song: "I thought he was a tiger-fighting hero, a Liangshan hero, but I don't know, he is not the one described in "Water Margin"...he...he is too ugly, can ...Could you change to a slightly more handsome man?"

Damn, this little girl has actually become a member of the Appearance Association, talking about her looks!

Wu Song was furious: "I am the governor under the command of the prefect of Hangzhou, the first generation head of the famous "Meridian Gate", and I only acted as your bodyguard under the orders of Mr. Lin. You... how dare you despise me!"

He was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, he reached out and grabbed the torn clothes on his chest, and tore them off!

In an instant, the muscular chest muscles were exposed, with a red scar on them!

Wu Song was furious, his eyes were red, and the veins on his thick arms were swollen, ferocious like a little snake.

Li Shishi stretched out his slender hand, wanting to touch the scar on Wu Song's chest, but he didn't dare.

She said in surprise: "Oh, it's bleeding!"

Sure enough, the half-foot-long scar hadn't completely healed, and under Wu Song's quick grasp, an opening opened and blood flowed out.

Li Shizhen shook her head helplessly: "Xiao Wu, you are so reckless, speak slowly if you have something to say, don't hurt yourself!"

Wu Song said aggrievedly: "This woman is so rude that she even laughed at me for being ugly!"

Li Shizhen looked at Wu Song kindly, then sighed, and criticized Pan Jinlian: "Little Pan, why are you so honest? Can't you be more tactful? Wu Song is a newcomer, please show me some face!"

Wu Song was stunned: "I... am I really ugly?"

Lin Xue and Pan Jinlian covered their mouths, not daring to laugh out loud, for fear of hitting Wu Song again.

While checking Wu Song's wound, Li Shizhen asked, "Did no one tell you?"

Wu Song replied: "No, everyone praises me for my handsome appearance, majestic and majestic, and I am a good man!"

Li Shizhen said with a smile: "That's right, why don't you praise you as a hero, but one?"

Wu Song asked puzzledly: "What's the difference, I don't understand!"

Li Shizhen reminded: "Don't understand? The old man asks you, do dogs talk about 'pieces' or 'bits'?"

Wu Song said without hesitation: "Of course it is a 'piece', a dog!"

Li Shizhen nodded: "Well, you should understand the hero, right?"

Wu Song scratched his head, and two straws fell down.

He suddenly understood, and screamed angrily: "Straight mother thief! So there is a big difference between a good man and a good man! Only a beast is called a one! His grandma is a bear! Kill me with anger!"

Nima, this IQ is a bit worrisome.

Lin Yu suppressed his laughter, poured a glass of water and handed it to Wu Song: "Don't be angry, if a person is as fierce as a dog, it's amazing!"

Wu Song raised his neck to drink, and shouted at Pan Jinlian: "Ugly is ugly, I don't care about you! But you said that Wu Song in the kettle killed the tiger, so what's the matter?"

Li Shizhen carefully applied wound medicine on the wound, put gauze on it, and corrected, "It's not a water bottle, it's "Water Margin"! A novel edited by Shi Naian!"

Wu Song raised his square face dissatisfied, and frowned with thick eyebrows: "It doesn't matter if it's a dripping tiger or an earth tiger, as long as it's a tiger, I can fight it!"

Seeing the trembling of his cheek muscles and the beating of his strong chest muscles, Pan Jinlian was so frightened that she nestled on the sofa, bowed her head and said nothing.

Li Shizhen laughed, shaking the paper fan and said: "That Liangshan hero, Wu Song, drank eighteen bowls of rice wine, went to Jingyanggang alone, drunk, slept on the bluestone slab at night, and was attacked by a tiger! Wu Song fought back bravely and sent a whistle." After the stick was broken, he fought with his bare hands and finally killed the tiger without any injuries, which has been passed down through the ages!"

The old man's expression was beaming, his tone was up and down, he was more professional than a storytelling speaker!

Wu Song nodded: "This man is quite skilled, he is a hero! If I encounter a tiger, I can subdue it with three punches and two kicks!"

This guy is bragging, it's easier to beat a tiger than a cat!

Lin Yu expressed doubts about what he heard.

Wu Song puffed up his chest and continued: "The son of Cai Jing, Cai Jun, became the magistrate in Hangzhou. He ran amok and bullied countless women. From 60-year-old girls to [-]-year-old women, he never let them go. He was nicknamed Cai Hu! Tell me, which one is more powerful, this birdman or the tiger in Jingyanggang?"

"Cai Hu is amazing!" Everyone replied in unison.

Wu Song said: "I didn't join forces with Cai Jun. Not only was I dismissed, but I was also deprived of my salary for half a year. When I asked him to argue, he even insulted my parents and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm! A soldier can't be killed, but I, Wu Song, is also the same." How could the first generation master of "Meridian Gate" swallow his breath?"

The more Wu Song spoke, the more excited he became, his face flushed, spit stars flew around, and his nostrils dilated.

Pan Jinlian quietly turned her head and listened carefully.

Wu Song pointed at his scar and cursed angrily: "Damn you bastard! I couldn't bear the anger so much, so I rushed up and stabbed Cai Hu several times while he was out, digging out his heart and lungs! His men More than a dozen people surrounded me like wolves and tigers, and finally I was outnumbered, wounded and captured."

Wu Song turned around immediately, and sure enough there were a few eye-catching scars on his back, and he wanted to take off his tattered trousers to show them off.

Lin Xue stopped Wu Song in time, and Li Shishi took a few more glances unwillingly.

Wu Song tightened his belt: "The thieves are so vile, they put me in a big prison, locked me with iron shackles, tortured me for three days and three nights, fed me rats, earthworms, and toads! They also fed me feces and pepper water But I refused to plead guilty and did not complain of pain! Finally, I was sentenced to death! Fortunately, Miss Lin Xue came in time and rescued me from prison!"

Everyone was engrossed, and they couldn't help being horrified when they heard the details.

Goosebumps appeared on the arms of Xi Shi and Diao Chan...

At this moment, Pan Jinlian's gaze towards Wu Song was much gentler.

As for Li Shishi, there was a little love in his heart, and tears glistened in his eyes.

Such a heroic and heroic man, which beauty would not be tempted?

It doesn't matter if a man is ugly, as long as he is bold and brave, he can embrace a beauty.

It's a pity that in the real world, girls care more about boys' looks and don't like ugly guys.

Therefore, Lin Yu believes that Wu Song is the best candidate to be the security guard in the "Dream Barbecue Restaurant"!

Chapter 494 Abandoning Li Shishi

After hearing what happened to Wu Song, Lin Xue admired it sincerely and gave her a thumbs up.

Li Shizhen also expressed his admiration, stretching out the V-shaped gesture he had just learned.

Wu Song went on to say: "You guys don't know, I worshiped the famous Shaanxi hero Zhou Tong as a teacher since I was a child! The hero Yue Fei, who came out of the Zhou family with me, is my junior brother! Yue Fei would rather die than suffer for the righteousness of the nation. After being tortured, what does it matter if I suffer this little crime?"

Lin Yu thought to himself, Wu Song is boasting too much, the national hero Yue Fei is actually his younger brother?

Let Lin Xue use the "Infinite Travel Card" another day, invite Yue Fei over, and ask him clearly!

I saw Wu Song raised his iron fist and laughed wildly on his back!

"Hahaha... I have never fought a tiger in the mountains, but I killed this evil Caihu! Am I considered a hero?"

"Forget it, definitely count!" Li Shizhen's beard trembled excitedly, and she grabbed Wu Song's hand, "You are more heroic and mighty than Wu Song in "Water Margin"! Because you have truly eliminated great harm for the people! For the benefit of the people !"

Lin Yu applauded immediately, and Lin Xue and Li Shishi also praised this grassroots hero.

Wu Song's big mouth grinned, and he smiled cheerfully, and his huzi stretched out like a hedgehog.

He suddenly asked: "I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?"

Lin Xue said, "Yes! Pig's trotters!"

Wu Song's eyes glowed: "The pig's trotters are plump, and I like them the most!"

Lin Xue walked into the kitchen, took out four marinated pig's trotters from the refrigerator, and heated them in the microwave.

Lin Yu suddenly asked Li Shishi: "I heard that you have a close relationship with Zhou Bangyan, a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty?"

Li Shishi was startled, then nodded.

Lin Yu said: "Zhou Bangyan is a romantic and talented man with a wild and unruly personality. His lyrics are graceful and delicate, rigorous in style, and charming. All the singers in Bianjing are proud of singing his new lyrics!"

Li Shishi's eyes flashed brightly, and he nodded again.

Lin Yu raised his thick eyebrows: "I also heard that Emperor Song Huizong was very obsessed with you and loved you very much. Not only did he give you as much as 10 taels of gold and silver, but he also gave you a place between the imperial palace and Zhen'anfang where you live. , dug an underground tunnel so that I can find you for pleasure?"

Li Shishi hurriedly shook his head: "Song Huizong didn't dig a secret tunnel, it's pure nonsense, but..."

Lin Yu asked, "but what?"

Li Shishi said: "The eunuch Zhang Di, in order to flatter Song Huizong, specially sent people to build hundreds of houses on the open space between Zhen'anfang and the imperial palace, and built a wall! The guards rest in peace, in fact, in order for Song Huizong to come to see me at any time..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "this eunuch has a brain, he is good at flattering, and he is good at trying to figure out the emperor's mind."

Suddenly, Li Shizhen asked: "Master, Yanqing, the prodigal son of Liangshan, is also closely related to you?"

Li Shishi was puzzled: "The prodigal son Yanqing? I have never heard of this person!"

Li Shizhen said: "Song Jiang sent Yanqing to Bianjing to meet you in order to recruit security, and asked you to give Liang Shanbo a few words of kindness in front of Song Huizong..."

Lin Yu interrupted Li Shizhen: "Sir, you are talking about the novel "Water Margin" again. The relationship between Yan Qing and Li Shishi was completely fabricated by Shi Naian. There is no such person as Yan Qing in history!"

Li Shizhen suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, I got confused again..."

Lin Xue brought the steaming pig's trotters and put them on the coffee table.

Wu Song was delighted, grabbed a pig's trotter, and ate it like a wolf.

Lin Yu couldn't help being curious, and asked Li Shishi, "Why did you commit suicide by jumping into the river? Which man failed you?"

Li Shishi frowned slightly, and sighed softly: "Oh...to be honest, Song Huizong is too cruel, and he is going to send me to the emperor of Jin Kingdom..."

As we all know, the Kingdom of Jin stared at the Northern Song Dynasty covetously, constantly provoking disputes and aggressing wantonly.

Song Huizong was fatuous and incompetent. In order to preserve the throne of the emperor, he asked for peace many times and gave his daughters to the Kingdom of Jin.

Therefore, it is not surprising that Song Huizong reluctantly gave up his love and sent Li Shishi.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "Song Huizong even gave his own daughter to Jin Guo, so why not you?"

Li Shishi's eye circles were red: "What makes me even more sad is that Zhou Bangyan agreed and did not dissuade the Holy Majesty."

Lin Yu said: "As a literati, Zhou Bangyan is full of the idea of ​​being loyal to the emperor and serving the country. The Jin Kingdom invaded the Song Dynasty. It is impossible for Zhou Bangyan to boldly speak out for you and persuade Song Huizong to reject the Emperor of the Jin Kingdom!"

Li Shishi burst into tears: "The vows made by the mountains and the sea, the sweet words, are all illusory clouds..."