I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Mrs. Gu was not happy, she rolled her eyes gorgeously at Erniang Sun: "You bad bitch! Stop talking nonsense!"

Sun Erniang's willow eyebrows are flying: "just now, you were severely beaten by Lin Yu with a bamboo pole, and you will inevitably fart."

Mrs. Gu's face turned red, and she became angry from embarrassment: "You are the one who farts, and your whole family farts!"

Hahaha... Everyone laughed.

Wu Yong scolded: "Quiet! Be quiet!"

Lin Yu deliberately waited to let the "honest cumin powder" fully exert its effect.

Song Jiang was anxious instead: "I have eaten lamb skewers, how do you test?"

With a smile on his face, Lin Yu waited for more than ten seconds before asking abruptly, "Song Jiang, do you like Yan Poxi?"

Song Jiang immediately said: "I don't like Yan Poxi at all, I just pity her and sympathize with her! I admit, I'm greedy for her body!"

This answer, very honest.

After confirming her eyes and falling in love with the right person, Yan Poxi confirmed Song Jiang, thinking that she would marry a good man with wealth and righteousness.

Unexpectedly, Song Jiang has a feeling of helping Yan Poxi and has no real love. After the honeymoon period, he feels bored and gradually alienates Yan Poxi.

Lin Yu continued to ask: "Song Jiang, the women on Liangshan, who do you like the most?"

This question is very interesting and deep...

Chapter 016 The Real Murderer Who Shot Chao Gai

Song Jiang raised his eyebrows and replied without thinking: "Hu Sanniang!"

Wow!Everyone was shocked and discussed in low voices.

"Brother Gongming actually likes Hu Sanniang!"

"It's not surprising, Hu Sanniang is our number one beauty in Liangshan!"

"Yeah, Hu Sanniang is so pretty, and I like her too."

"Because Hu Sanniang is as beautiful as a flower, I don't like Wang Ying!"

……

Song Jiang confided the truth, his face flushed instantly, and he quickly covered his mouth with his hands.

rub!Wang Ying jumped onto the stool!

He raised his round head and shouted at the top of his voice: "Brother Gongming, you are merciful, don't snatch my wife!"

Hu Sanniang was anxious and shy, her heart was beating wildly.

Lin Yu asked loudly: "Song Jiang! Since you like Hu Sanniang very much, why did you marry her to Wang Ying?"

Song Jiang couldn't help letting go of his hand, and said: "After attacking Zhujiazhuang and capturing Hu Sanniang, I sent someone to send her to my father. I intended to marry her! However, Li Kui preached everywhere that I wanted Hu Sanniang to be the wife of the village. , let me lose my face!"

"In desperation, I have no choice but to recognize Hu Sanniang as my righteous sister and betroth her to Wang Ying, so that this kid will be loyal to me, support me, and obediently be my little brother, and go through fire and water for me!"

The answer was very honest and completely in line with Song Jiang's behavior style.

Lin Yu said contemptuously: "In your eyes, women have become tools to gain their own interests! It can be seen that you are a typical scumbag!"

Hu Sanniang asked curiously, "What do you mean by scumbag?"

Of course she doesn't understand modern Internet buzzwords.

Lin Yu explained: "A scumbag, as the name suggests, is a man like a scumbag! Abandoning women, betraying friends, selfishness, lust for money, are all characteristics of a scumbag!

Hu Sanniang snorted, and gave Wang Ying a meaningful look.

At the same time, the expressions of many Liangshan heroes were unnatural, because they also had despicable acts of scumbags.

After several questions, it can be fully proved that the effect of "honest lamb skewers" is great!

Lin Yu stepped forward and cut to the point: "Song Jiang! Who the hell shot Chao Gai with a poisonous arrow?"

Song Jiang covered his mouth again!

In his subconscious, he was stubbornly resisting, refusing to tell the truth!

Wu Yong saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly stood in front of Song Jiang!

The dog-headed military division put on a righteous posture: "Absurd! It is simply too absurd! Brother Gongming, please don't answer!"

Lin Yu snapped: "Wu Yong! Why are you always blocking Song Jiang, are you guilty of being a thief?"

Wu Yong was stunned, his mouth shrugged, and he had to hide aside.

Lin Yu asked repeatedly: "Song Jiang! Who is it that shot Chao Gai with a poisoned arrow?"

Song Jiang was forced to remove the hand covering his mouth, and finally replied: "Hua Rong!"

Everyone exclaimed, dumbfounded!

Hua Rong stood up abruptly: "Brother Gongming took the ecstasy! It's nonsense! I didn't shoot Chao Tianwang!"

Wu Yong hurriedly said: "Yes! There is ecstasy in the mutton skewers!"

Lin Yu retorted: "Master Mini! Doctor An just tasted it carefully! Why isn't he talking nonsense?"

At this time, Lu Junyi raised a question: "Hua Rong's archery skills are extremely superb, and he is loyal to brother Gongming. If he is sent to shoot King Chao Tian, ​​wouldn't it be suspicious?"

Lin Yu asked: "Song Jiang! Why did you send Hua Rong down the mountain to assassinate Chao Gai and blame Shi Wengong?"

Song Jiang replied: "It's all the idea of ​​the military adviser! He said that it is the safest person to send the person who is most likely to arouse suspicion!"

Fuck, do the opposite, coup!

Wu Yong's eyebrows were raised upright, and he tried his best to argue: "Slander! It's pure slander! I kowtow to King Chao Tian and we are like brothers and sisters. How could I harm him?"

Song Jiang went on to say: "The military adviser discussed with me. After the death of Chao Tianwang, he will assist me to take the top spot in Liangshan, lead the brothers to recruit security, submit to the court, serve the country, and honor the ancestors..."

Absolutely true, absolutely not lying.

boom!Wu Song slammed his fist on the dining table: "Request! It's Ye Niang's call again!"

Lin Yu had read many articles on the Internet. The authors carefully analyzed the real culprit who shot and killed Chao Gai. Some guessed it was Xiao Li Guanghuarong, some guessed it was the green-faced beast Yang Zhi, and some guessed it was the sick Wei Chi Sunli!

Who knows, it turned out to be Hua Rong!

Lin Yu said: "Wu Yong, you sworn brothers with Chao Gai, but you betrayed him ruthlessly! It's so despicable! It's so black-hearted!"

"An insidious and cunning villain like you still has the face to hang out in Liangshan? Why do you still want to be a military adviser?"

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Wu Yong's forehead, completely panicking.

Entering Yunlong, Gongsun Sheng drew out the bronze seven-star sword, and said angrily: "Cut off the treacherous villain! Avenge Chao Tianwang!"

In an instant, Hua Rong bumped away from Mrs. Gu who was next to her, and fled out of the Loyalty Hall!

Lin Yu laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Huarong ran away in fear of crime, so he didn't call himself!"

Wu Yong immediately fainted, kicked, kicked, stepped back a few steps, and almost fell down.

Song Jiang continued: "I not only like Hu Sanniang, but also admire the famous concubine Li Shishi very much!"

"However, brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes! For brothers, women can be thrown away!"

"However, for the sake of recruiting peace and loyalty to the imperial court, some brothers can also abandon..."

The guy was eloquent, babbling, and constantly telling the truth.

At this moment, Wu Yong's conspiracy and tricks were exposed, and he became ashamed, and his former wisdom and calmness disappeared.

He said with an aggrieved expression: "Chao Gai is too stubborn and refuses to call for peace, which seriously hinders Liangshan's bright future!"

"It was really helpless, so I discussed with Brother Gongming, sent Huarong down the mountain secretly, and shot Chao Gai secretly..."

"I... I did this for Liangshan, for the sake of all brothers..."

Lin Yu scolded angrily: "The dog-headed military strategist! How dare you quibble! You deserve a beating!"

He pulled out the bamboo pole from his waist, and once again performed the sharp "dog-beating stick technique", to teach Wu Yong severely.

clap... clap...

The bamboo pole was like dense raindrops, covering Wu Yong, beating his head and shoulders constantly!

The rough guys in Liangshan not only watched indifferently, but also gloated a little.

Wu Yong is known as "Smart Star". He has come up with many bad ideas and played many dirty tricks.

Therefore, some people harbor jealousy and refuse to accept Wu Yong.

Especially Gongsun Sheng has always been unhappy with Wu Yong.

Moreover, Gongsun Sheng supported Chao Gai and belonged to the camp against Zhao'an.

At this moment, he held the Seven Star Sword tightly and walked towards Wu Yong angrily.

Lin Yu stopped attacking and put away the bamboo pole.

Wu Yong's forehead was red and swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding. He looked extremely embarrassed and begged for mercy: "The hero is merciful...the man is merciful..."

Lin Yu said with a smile: "you eat my roasted lamb, lamb hooves, lamb kidneys and lamb whips, so you are my customer! So, I won't kill you..."

Before I finished speaking, I saw the sword light flashing for a while, the blood splashed, and the autumn chrysanthemum was dyed red.

Boom!Wu Yong's head fell to the ground, rolling to Song Jiang's feet like a ball!

"Army...Military division..." Song Jiang was terrified, his eyes widened...

Chapter 017

Lin Yu originally thought that Gongsun Sheng would at most cut off Wu Yong's hands and feet and make him a useless person for the rest of his life.

Unexpectedly, Gongsun Sheng cut off Wu Yong's head directly and sent him to meet Lord Yan!

In the future, calling "Water Margin 108 Generals" in the real world will inevitably lack Wu Yong.

However, such an insidious dog-headed military division is of little value in the real world.

Gongsun Shengyi said indignantly, "Wu Yong deserved his crime for conspiring to kill Chao Tianwang! I will clean up Liangshan's house!"

"Good!" Sanxiong Ruan and Liu Tang cheered in unison.

Song Jiang looked at Wu Yong's head, his face was gray and his hands and feet were trembling.

Wu Song frowned and said, "Brother Gongming, I am so disappointed that you actually killed King Chao Tian!"

Li Kui clenched his fists tightly, with a rather complicated expression, his bushy beard was covered with red chili noodles.

At this time, Lin Yu used the "dog beating stick method" again to beat Song Jiang!

The offensive of the bamboo poles is extremely sharp, just like a violent gust of wind, cruelly torturing "timely rain".

Song Jiang hugged his head and wailed, curled up into a ball, like a bereaved dog!

Lu Zhi stared and scolded angrily: "Follow this guy! Liangshan will never end well!"

Wang Ying spurned Song Jiang: "I treat you as a big brother, but you like my wife! Bah! Bah..."

The rough guys who were respectful and respectful to Song Jiang on weekdays all changed their attitudes sensibly, scrambling to curse Song Jiang, wishing to kick him a few times.

Sun Erniang and Mrs. Gu put their hands on their hips and spit at Song Jiang fiercely.

Yan Qing, the prodigal son, also pointed at Song Jiang, and scolded angrily: "Shameless and lowly, actually plotting against Li Shishi!"

Yan Qing and Li Shishi fall in love with each other, and knowing that Song Jiang covets Li Shishi's beauty, Yan Qing naturally feels hostile and jealous.

At this moment, Song Jiang's head was whipped with a bamboo pole until it was colorful.

He shouted in a hoarse voice: "The hero, spare your life... the hero, spare your life..."

Song Jiang is not a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death, but when the conspiracy to kill Chao Gai is revealed and the secret of crime is revealed to the public, how can he not collapse?

Lin Yu put away the bamboo pole and stopped attacking.

Plop!Song Jiang knelt on his knees, tears and snot mixed together, and bowed to Lin Yu.

"Hero! Hero... let Xiaoke live, and let you take the top spot in Liangshan."

Lin Yu laughed: "Hahaha...I'm not interested in being the king in Liangshan! I just like to travel around the world and set up a stall to sell barbecue!"

Song Jiang hurriedly said: "All the four hotels in Liangshan will be handed over to you, and they will sell barbecue delicacies instead! I will give you as much money as you want!"

Lin Yu said contemptuously: "Now that things have happened, what qualifications do you have to control Liangshan's property? Are you worthy?"

Gongsun Sheng raised the seven-star sword and pointed it at Song Jiang: "Water in Liangshan, do justice for the sky! But you killed Chao Tianwang, and you are dedicated to recruiting safety and submitting to the court! You are the same as Wu Yong, and death is not a pity!"