I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Liu Bei said contemptuously, "Mrs. Zhou! You sacrificed your life for Huang Gai, which is admirable! However, you surrendered to Cao Cao and gave him back as a concubine! Governor Zhou must be very sad to hear that!"

Sun Yunlei yelled angrily: "It hurts you!"

Liu Bei scolded: "You are so vulgar, you will lose the face of Governor Zhou!"

Lu Su was surprised: "Mrs. Zhou was definitely not like this before. Could it be that Cao Cao fed poison and confused her mind?"

Di Lina said: "A dog will bite if it is crazy, so you must not keep it! If a person is crazy, it will harm people, so you can't keep it!"

Sun Yunlei yelled: "Kill me quickly! I'll change places and fight for you!"

Zhao Yinger said: "Killing you will dirty my butcher's knife!"

Di Lina said: "Killing you will dirty my mace!"

Lu Su hurriedly said: "Don't kill her, tie her up and hand her over to Zhou Yu!"

Zhao Yinger said with a smile: "I suggest, let Xiao Qiao be handed over to Zhang Fei first, and conquer her fiercely! Zhang Fei, are you willing?"

When Zhang Fei heard it, his eyes lit up, and he grinned: "I am willing!"

Chapter 159 Abnormal means must be adopted

As soon as he heard that Xiao Qiao was handed over to Zhang Fei, Lu Su immediately became anxious.

"This... I'm afraid this is inappropriate?"

Lin Yu said: "Zhang Fei has never been merciful to beauties! If he should be captured, he will be captured, and if he changes his possession, he will be possessed! I have no doubts about his domineering spirit!"

This remark satirizes Zhang Fei's glorious deeds of snatching away the "little mushroom picking girl" and taking over his wife.

Zhang Fei laughed straight, thinking that he was praised by Lin Yu.

He stared at Xiao Qiao's slender waist like a hungry wolf discovering a fat lamb.

"I will seriously teach Xiao Qiao a lesson, treat her to be obedient, stop swearing nonsense, and promise to make her return to her original gentle appearance..."

As he said that, Zhang Fei was so greedy that he sucked his breath.

Seeing Zhang Fei's greedy face, Sun Yunlei's scalp was numb, and a chill rose from behind...

Lu Su also said: "I have talked with Mrs. Zhou many times, and I understand her character. I will never turn black and white, and help the evildoers! Today, if it is like this, if it is not drunk, it will be greatly stimulated!"

Zhang Fei said: "No matter what kind of stimulation she has received, I will stimulate her even more, fight poison with fire, and wake her up completely!"

Lu Su said: "I don't think force should be used."

Lin Yu was upset when he heard this: "don't go around in circles. What do you want to do?"

Lu Su hecked a few times, showing a flattering smile: "Master Lin, why don't you give Xiao Qiao to me, let me understand it with reason, move her with emotion, enlighten her repeatedly, and let her return to her previous state..."

Lin Yu was so startled that he almost fell down. What the hell, Lu Su wanted to get his hands on Xiao Qiao too!

Zhao Yinger smiled and said, "Lu Su, are you strong enough? Can you subdue Xiao Qiao?"

Lu Su said: "Please don't worry, I am not only strong, but also have enough endurance, no, I have enough patience!"

Lin Yu made up his mind, Nima, Xiao Qiao's charm is infinite, even Lu Su secretly covets her beauty.

Di Lina deliberately said: "If you rely on strength and endurance, it will not be your turn, Lu Su, but Guan Yu!"

Guan Yu, riding on the red rabbit horse, nodded proudly.

Lin Yu understood what Di Lina meant, and hurriedly said, "Actually, Zhao Zilong is very eloquent, so he should also participate in educating Xiao Qiao!"

In an instant, Zhao Zilong's sword eyebrows stretched out, his eyes sparkled, and he stared straight at Xiao Qiao's face.

Lin Yu said implicitly: "Well, Liu Bei will also work hard and take the lead!"

Liu Bei hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's wife. I am allied with Sun Quan. How can I be rude to Mrs. Zhou?"

Lin Yu said: "Xiao Qiao is currently in an abnormal state, and abnormal measures must be taken to save her!"

After listening to Liu Bei, he said in a pretentious manner: "Okay, I will let go of my worries for the time being, and set an example to save Xiao Qiao."

Zhang Fei hurriedly said, "This time, I'm in second place! Second brother, don't compete with me!"

Guan Yu's expression was displeased: "Third brother, you are too rude. Second brother is worried that you will hurt Xiao Qiao."

Zhang Fei's thick eyebrows slightly raised, and he smiled evilly: "Second brother, don't you know me, I've always been thick but thin..."

Before he finished speaking, he only heard Sun Yunlei scolding loudly!

"Cao Nima! You bastards!"

He reached out to pick up Cao Zhen's sharp sword and pointed it at Zhang Fei!

Lu Su hurriedly dissuaded: "Mrs. Zhou! You...you calm down..."

Sun Yunlei glared at Lin Yu: "Stinky boy! You are ruthless! Instigated a group of men to mess with me! "

Lin Yu said with a smile: "You betrayed Zhou Yu and married Cao thief. Your reputation is already bad, and everyone can kill you!"

Sun Yunlei said: "How dare you remember! Offending me, there will be no good fruit!"

Crack!Sun Yunlei swung his sword and killed himself, blood spattered!

"Little Qiao!" Zhang Fei exclaimed!

"Mrs. Zhou!" Lu Su was dumbfounded.

Liu Bei was also stunned: "Little... Xiao Qiao, you actually killed yourself... I would rather die than surrender..."

Guan Yu sighed: "Oh...it's a pity...it's a pity..."

Zhao Zilong shook his head: "It's a pity that I couldn't have a long talk with her..."

Zhao Yinger approached Xiao Qiao, examined it carefully, and then said to Lin Yu, "He's really dead!"

Di Lina hurriedly said: "Sun Yunlei's soul must have traveled away, I don't know where he went..."

Liu Bei asked curiously: "Master Lin, who is the Sun Yunlei you are talking about?"

Lin Yu said perfunctorily, "Sun Yunlei is our nickname for Xiao Qiao."

Liu Bei suddenly realized: "So that's the case, haha, this nickname is very weird!"

Lu Su hurriedly ordered someone to pack up Xiao Qiao's body, put it on the horse, and prepared to take it back to Jiangdong and return it to Zhou Yu.

At this time, Liu Bei cupped his hands again and bowed to Lin Yu.

"I implore Master Lin to serve as a military adviser and help me revive the Han Dynasty!"

Lin Yu asked: "I am your military adviser, what will Zhuge Liang do?"

Liu Bei snorted, turned his head to look at Zhuge Liang, his eyes were full of contempt.

Zhuge Liang's cheeks were still red and swollen, and he said with embarrassment: "Sect Leader Lin is resourceful and skilled in both civil and military affairs. I am willing to bow down to you. The position of military advisor should be yours!"

Lin Yu pushed the boat along the water, and said with a smile: "Okay, I will serve as a military adviser for the time being, and I will help you!"

Ding!The system starts!

【Congratulations, master!Finally completed the second requirement of this mission and became Liu Bei's chief military adviser! 】

【Congratulations, master!Get 5000 barbecue points!The current total points have reached 51800! 】

【Congratulations, master!Has been upgraded to "Advanced BBQ Cooking"! 】

Zhuge Liang sighed, looking lonely.

He cupped his hands and said: "My lord, I'm so ignorant and ashamed of you, so let's just say goodbye, and there will be no future!"

Lin Yu asked: "Are you planning to go back to Wollongong in Longzhong, continue to hide in the mountains and forests, and become a villager?"

Zhuge Liang shook his head: "Xu Shu was found by Cao Cao in order to save me. He must have been beaten severely and his life was in danger! I hurried to Cao Ying to dissuade Cao Cao and let him let Xu Shu go."

Lin Yu said: "If you return to Cao Ying, it's like a sheep entering a tiger's mouth."

Zhuge Liang said: "If Xu Shu can be rescued, I would rather die."

Lin Yu said: "You still value loyalty and friendship! Unfortunately, it's too late now! Cao Cao will never let you and Xu Shu go, and even killed you and Xu Shu in a rage!"

Zhuge Liang lamented a few more times, looking helpless.

Lin Yu said: "You stay for now, continue to be Liu Bei's counselor, study hard, and accumulate experience! When I am away, you can advise Liu Bei!"

Seeing Lin Yu's words, Liu Bei had no choice but to obey: "Everything is arranged by the military division!"

Zhuge Liang saluted and thanked him, and his previous conceit and arrogance disappeared.

Lu Su reminded: "Zhuge Liang hasn't drawn a lottery yet!"

Zhao Yinger stared: "Smack your head! Liu Bei got a good idea, and the lottery is over!"

Lu Su regretfully said: "Alas...it's a pity that I didn't see Zhuge Liang get the punishment note..."

Zhuge Liang couldn't help touching his red and swollen face, scolding Lu Su in his heart...

Lin Yu said: "It's not too late, you follow my deployment, advance quickly, pass Huarong Road, and capture the southeast of Jiangling!"

Liu Bei asked, "Will the military advisor accompany us?"

Lin Yu said: "With your fighting power, it is not a problem at all to win the southeast of Jinling and establish a base area behind the enemy! I have important things to deal with, see you later!"

Liu Bei obeyed his orders, led the team on horseback, and entered Huarong Road...

Zhao Yinger asked: "What important things do we need to do?"

Lin Yu snapped his fingers: "Save Hua Tuo!"

Chapter 160 You Are Destined To Be A Faint King

Although Cao Cao won the "Battle of Chibi", he was not happy.

Because, his "savior" Lin Yu left Cao Ying to assist Liu Bei!

In addition, two favorite generals, Cao Zhen and Zhang Liao, were lost, and Xiao Qiao was also killed.

What made Cao Cao even more angry was: Liu Bei led three hundred soldiers to attack the southeast of Jiangling, and occupied the rear of Jiangling, cutting off the water and land communication between Cao Jun and the north!

Cao Cao was very annoyed, and his headache recurred again, which was very serious.

Hua Tuo hurriedly roasted ten "spicy chicken skeletons" and brought them into the tent for Cao Cao to eat.

Snapped!Cao Cao raised his foot and kicked the desk, and the "spicy chicken skeletons" were scattered on the ground.

"Don't eat! Don't eat! Take it out and feed it to the dog!"

Hua Tuo persuaded tremblingly: "Prime Minister, you must finish eating the chicken skeleton... before I can give you acupuncture..."

Cao Cao's eyes widened: "After eating for four months in a row, the old man not only vomited, but also got angry every day! His eyes are bleeding hot! You want the old man's life?"

Hua Tuo was so frightened that he fell to his knees: "Prime Minister, I have prescribed a good prescription for you to clear the fire, take it on time every day, and you can..."

Cao Cao said: "Take a fart! You have two days to cure the old man's headache! If you do it again, you will be taken out and beheaded!"

This guy was in an irritable mood and used Hua Tuo as a punching bag.

Hua Tuo was anxious and afraid. He knew that Cao Cao's stubborn illness could not be cured with his own acupuncture and moxibustion skills.

Two days later, he must die at the hands of Cao Cao.

Hua Tuo was disheartened and neither begged for mercy nor used acupuncture to relieve Cao Cao's headache.

He sighed, and was about to leave the tent and throw himself into the river.

Suddenly, a dazzling halo appeared in front of him, and three figures flashed out.

Cao Cao exclaimed: "Master Lin!"

It was Lin Yu, Zhao Yinger and Di Lina!

Lin Yu despised: "Cao Cao, you are so sick and have a headache, what kind of man are you to vent your anger on Mr. Hua Tuo?"

Cao Cao laughed loudly: "Hahaha...Master Lin, you are finally back!"

Lin Yu said: "what are you so happy about? The reason why I came back was to save Mr. Hua Tuo, not to help you."

Cao Cao was surprised: "You...why didn't you help me? What did I do wrong?"

Lin Yu said: "The enemy is now, you are obsessed with women, and you take Xiao Qiao as your concubine, which disappoints me!"

Cao Cao hurriedly said: "I was confused for a while, thinking that with the help of Master Lin, this battle will be won! That's why... I..."

Lin Yu said: "You just sit back and relax and indulge in Xiao Qiao's gentle hometown?"

Cao Cao showed embarrassment, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.