I set up a stall in Wanjie to sell barbecue

Rhetoric, passionate.

Liu Bei was secretly refreshed when he heard it, and his eyes showed approval.

Zhao Zilong said: "Zilong was in Changbanpo, and the many generals who fought alone against Cao's bandits were able to break out of the siege bravely and tirelessly just because they thought about the lord in their hearts and with the blood of loyalty to the lord!"

"Compared to riding the savior alone, learning to leap five hundred times is nothing, not worth mentioning! For the sake of the master, Zilong will go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire, and he will do anything!"

These words are even more majestic, like swallowing mountains and rivers with anger!

Tears flickered faintly in Liu Bei's eyes: "I have Zilong's help in this life, even if I die, I have no regrets!"

In an instant, Guan Yu's two eyeballs rolled up, expressing his aloofness and jealousy.

Your grandma, Zhao Zilong, always likes to show her loyalty to my elder brother in public, isn't that stealing my limelight?

Lin Yu clapped his hands: "Okay! Punish Zhao Zilong, carry Liu Bei behind his back, learn how to leapfrog five hundred times!"

Zhuge Liang hurriedly asked: "If you can't finish it, what should you do?"

Lin Yu said: "If Zhao Zilong can't finish it, you have to carry one person on your back and leapfrog five hundred times! This rule applies to all punishments!"

After Zhuge Liang heard this, his face changed slightly, and his stomach churned with bitter water again.

He hurriedly said to Zhao Zilong: "Zilong, you are extremely brave and loyal to the lord! I firmly believe that with your lord on your back, you will generate endless power and successfully complete five hundred leapfrogs!"

Zhao Zilong took a bite of the chicken leg, and said proudly while chewing: "It must be so! There is no doubt about it!"

Lin Yu picked up a small shovel and fiddled with the charcoal in the grill to reduce the temperature.

Then, he sat on the stone and ordered: "Zhao Zilong! Start your performance!"

After Zhao Zilong finished eating the "roasted eight-treasure chicken legs", he immediately turned around, bent his legs, bent over to Liu Bei and pouted his buttocks, and shouted enthusiastically, "My lord! Please come up!"

Puchi!Zhao Yinger laughed out loud.

Lin Yu said solemnly: "Yinger, don't laugh so evilly, you must respect Zhao Zilong's love for Liu Bei!"

I saw Liu Bei striding forward, walking behind Zhao Zilong, lying on his back, and wrapping his arms around his neck.

The two wore only "natural" plant pants, almost embracing each other naked.

The picture is cool, and you can make up your own brain.

Zhao Zilong firmly supported Liu Bei's leg, and said with a smile on his face: "Master! Hold tight! I'm going to jump!"

rub!Zhao Zilong learns leapfrog forward!

The legs are strong, and the landing is steady without shaking.

Just like two advanced "shock absorbers" that conform to "ergonomics", the effect is excellent.

Three hundred cavalry stood in a circle around them, shouting in unison.

"General Zhao is mighty!"

"General Zhao is invincible!"

……

Dilina was in charge of counting: "...three, four, five..."

Zhao Zilong carried Liu Bei, who weighed 150 kilograms, back and forth, and easily jumped more than 50 times, showing his strong strength.

Liu Bei hugged Zhao Zilong's neck tightly, showing a happy smile, like a happy little daughter-in-law.

However, when he jumped to one hundred, Zhao Zilong's speed slowed down significantly, his strength decreased significantly, and his face began to turn red.

At the same time, his urge to urinate increased dramatically.

After eating six slices of "roasted mustard lumps", Zhao Zilong almost fainted and drank a lot of water, causing frequent urination.

Before arriving at "Huarong Road", he had dismounted to pee more than ten times!

At this moment, Zhao Zilong is carrying Liu Bei on his back, jumping leapfrog non-stop, which definitely creates pressure in his body, it would be strange if he didn't increase his urge to urinate.

Zhao Zilong gritted his teeth and persisted, and danced more than 50 times.

His two legs were sore and weak, and began to tremble...

Chapter 155 Too Tired to Urine Incontinence

Liu Bei clearly felt that Zhao Zilong's body was trembling, and his back was sweating profusely.

"Zilong! Take a break!" Liu Bei reminded with concern.

Lin Yu said sharply: "No rest! Otherwise, what kind of punishment is it? Do you think you are moving bricks at the construction site?"

Zhao Zilong forced a smile: "My lord, don't worry, I can persevere..."

Liu Bei said, "I've only done 160 jumps, and there are still more than 300. Can you do it?"

Zhao Zilong exhaled, and said loudly: "As long as the Lord is on Zilong's back, Zilong's strength will only increase, and will never disappear!"

He gritted his teeth and continued to learn leapfrog!

Zhao Yinger said: "Is there something wrong with Zhao Zilong's head?"

Lin Yu deliberately asked, "what's the problem?"

Zhao Yinger said: "His head may have been soaked in water, and it was washed again."

Di Lina said: "I agree. Looking at Zhao Zilong's state, he was obviously brainwashed by Liu Bei. He has devoted himself to Liu Bei without hesitation, and is crazy about Liu Bei!"

Lin Yu ridiculed: "Zhao Zilong's feelings for Liu Bei have surpassed the feelings of monarchs and ministers and brothers, and have been sublimated to a high level!"

Zhao Yinger said: "Advanced state? How high is it?"

Lin Yu said: "At least three or four floors, so high."

Di Lina said, "No matter how tall you are, you're still in love."

Lin Yu said: "That's right, the burning years of the Three Kingdoms are exactly the burning years of basic love!"

"Hahaha..." Di Lina and Zhao Yinger laughed heartily.

Hearing the laughter, Zhao Zilong seemed to be stimulated, burst out with strength, and jumped more than 20 times, more than two hundred!

His gait became unsteady, and his calf continued to shake.

The thigh muscles, as if being burned by a raging fire, are not only hot, but also tearing.

Zhao Zilong roared angrily, carried Liu Bei on his back, and jumped ten more times!

Plop!The two of them fell to the ground and fell to the ground!

Immediately afterwards, Zhao Zilong's legs trembled as if he had been electrocuted. The pain made his face pale, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

"Zilong!" Liu Bei shouted eagerly, "What's wrong with you?"

Zhao Zilong's eyebrows were furrowed, and he grinned and replied: "Trump... cramps..."

Not only did he suffer from cramps, but his right leg muscles were also severely strained!

Zhao Zilong panted heavily and raised his eight-character eyebrows: "My lord, I exerted too much force and accidentally got injured... I couldn't continue to learn leapfrog, I failed your expectations..."

Liu Bei said comfortingly: "You have tried your best, I am very pleased!"

Di Lina announced: "Zhao Zilong carried Liu Bei on his back, and he danced a total of 210 seven times! It's far from five hundred!"

Zhao Zilong sat up and stretched out his hands to hold his trembling legs: "I'm still strong enough to jump [-] times, but my injury doesn't allow me to continue jumping, oh..."

Lin Yu had to admit that Zhao Zilong's pretentious level was far above Guan Yu's.

Suddenly, Zhuge Liang pointed at Zhao Zilong's crotch: "General Zhao...you...why do you pee in public?"

Everyone took a closer look, and sure enough, there was a pool of urine between Zhao Zilong's legs!

Zhang Fei exclaimed: "Zilong, you are seriously injured, your lower body is paralyzed, and you are incontinent when you urinate!"

Zhao Zilong looked down, feeling extremely ashamed and embarrassed: "I... drank too much water before, and kept urinating frequently... Just now I jumped too fast, I couldn't control myself, my legs cramped, and I leaked urine... It's not paralyzed... "

"Hahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter!

Liu Bei also laughed, and suddenly felt something was wrong, so he hurriedly raised his head and put on a serious posture.

In an instant, the cavalry consciously stopped their voices and suppressed their laughter.

Lin Yu said: "Zhao Zilong, fortunately you only wear a pair of pants made of branches and weeds. If you wear clothes and armor and pee in the crotch, it must be uncomfortable!"

Zhao Zilong's expression became even more embarrassed.

Liu Bei ordered: "Get branches and weeds quickly, and make a new pair of underpants for General Zhao! It must be looser and more comfortable!"

The two cavalry obeyed the order and hurried to work.

Lin Yu said: "The punishment of Zhao Zilong is over! Next, let's start the lottery game!"

Zhang Fei raised his hand: "It's my turn to smoke chicken legs!"

This guy can't wait.

Liu Bei reminded: "Third brother, be careful, don't get a punishment note!"

Zhang Fei grinned: "I'm not afraid if I get it! At least I can eat a roasted eight-treasure chicken leg!"

Zhao Yinger said: "You are very optimistic! Choose quickly!"

Without hesitation, Zhang Fei picked up a "roasted eight-treasure chicken leg" and gnawed it fiercely!

"It's really delicious! It's so fragrant! This is the most delicious chicken drumstick I've ever eaten!"

Liu Bei watched helplessly, hoping that Zhang Fei could catch the "smart trick".

However, inside the drumstick, there is only a ball of tinfoil.

Liu Bei hurriedly reached out to take the tinfoil, quickly took out a roll of paper, and read it: "Reward: two pig intestines wrapped with green onions!"

Zhang Fei immediately jumped up, punched and shouted: "Haha! My luck is so good! Reward the pig's intestines!"

Lu Su cupped his hands in congratulations: "Congratulations, General Zhang!"

The cavalry raised their arms and shouted: "Congratulations, General Zhang! Good luck, General Zhang!"

Zhang Fei gobbled it up, finished the "roasted eight-treasure chicken legs", and took two "pig large intestines with green onions" from Lin Yu's hands!

He happily bit off a piece and chewed it quickly.

"Wow! It's so fucking delicious! It's so fucking delicious... Thank you, Master Lin! Thank you..."

Seeing Zhang Fei eating like a feast, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "You have all seen it, the rewards and punishments are clear, very fair! It's all about personal luck!"

Guan Yu held his head high, and said proudly: "Guan is here to draw a lottery!"

He looked down at the eight "roasted eight-treasure chicken legs", thought for a while, and chose a chicken leg that seemed thicker.

Immediately, he opened his mouth and gnawed fiercely!

Liu Bei couldn't take his eyes off: "Is there any tips?"

Guan Yu only cared about eating and had no time to answer, so he repeatedly praised him.

"It's delicious! Headmaster Lin's barbecue cooking skills are so superb... The chicken legs are so fragrant! The combination of eight kinds of food is wonderful... With Guan's appetite, he can eat at least ten pieces..."

Liu Bei was anxious, and asked again: "Second brother! Do you have any tips?"

Guan Yu suddenly stopped chewing, and spit out a ball of tinfoil from his mouth.

Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and said: "Three chicken legs in a row didn't come up with any tricks, so I have to doubt the authenticity of the lottery game!"

Lin Yu sneered: "Bad luck, don't blame my own smelly hands, but question my authority? What's the difference between this and 'I can't poop, blame the toilet pit'?"

Zhuge Liang retorted: "General Guan is eating roasted chicken legs, but you talk about shit and toilets with me. It's really rude! It affects General Guan's appetite!"

Guan Yu said: "Roasted eight-treasure chicken legs are extremely delicious! No matter what you talk about, it will not affect Guan's appetite!"

Lin Yu said: "Zhuge Liang, did you hear that? Guan Yu's words are the best praise for 'roasted eight-treasure chicken legs'!"

Liu Bei took out a note from the tinfoil ball and read aloud: "Punishment: step on the charcoal fire with bare feet and walk ten meters!"

When Guan Yu heard this, he immediately froze...

Chapter 156

Lin Yu picked up the grill, poured charcoal on the ground, and spread it over three meters long.

White smoke rose from the red charcoal fire.