Siheyuan: Get rid of five-guarantee households and try again

As long as the sticks go out, there is a high chance that they will see braised pork in the window.

Even if you can't see it, the fragrant roast chicken will float out.

Xu Damao specially bought the roast chicken with the strongest smell. The smell is very strong, comparable to stinky tofu that can pollute the streets.

It's just that after the stick smells the fragrance, it can't stop.

It is not easy for a seven-year-old child to have an IQ.

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Jiajia

Xiaodang and Huaihua were so hungry that they cried, and Banggen, as the big brother, warmed up the buns for them to eat.

The stick is also gnawing on the tasteless corn bread.

After eating for a long time, Bang Geng sighed: "I really want to eat meat, my mother hasn't brought a lunch box back recently, I'm almost starved to death."

"Brother, I want to eat meat too, let's go get some meat."

Xiao Dang watched with anticipation.

"I also eat meat".

Hearing what her brother and sister said, Xiao Huaihua cried out excitedly.

Sticky sighed again: "I want to too, but where can I get it?"

"Go to Uncle Silly's house, your house has a lot of delicious food."

Xiao Dang smiled, bewitching his brother to steal the meat, no, to get the meat.

It's okay if you don't mention Shazhu, but if you mention Shazhu, you will get angry.

I insulted myself yesterday, and said that his mother, Qin Huairu, was a broken shoe. Wasn't it because of silly Zhu?

"Don't mention him to me, or I'll beat you up."

Even though she is a younger sister, Sticky Dog will still beat her when it's time to beat her.

Xiao Dang shrank his head, and came up with another idea: "Brother, why don't we go and get some grandma's pension money, I know where it is."

Sticky's eyes lit up, and he quickly asked, "Where is it?"

If it's Jia Zhang's money, Bang Jiong won't be lenient.

"exist....".

Xiao Dang just wanted to speak, but at this moment, there was a shout outside the door.

"Silly Zhu, go to Nima, dare to scold me, see if I don't beat you to death."

Hearing this shout, Bang Geng was startled, and then burst into joy: "It's Xu Damao, is he going to fight Sha Zhu?".

Curiosity was aroused in an instant, and the stick opened the door and ran out.

Looking left and right, he didn't see Xu Damao's figure.

Not being curious, Stick was a little disappointed, but when he turned to go home, he suddenly smelled a fragrance.

"Chicken? Does it smell like chicken?".

Bang Geng took a deep breath, completely sure that it was the unique smell of chicken.

In an instant, the sticky halazi almost fell off.

He followed the scent, but found that it came from Li Jianguo's house.

"It's so fragrant, it's good to smell it."

Stick stem ran to Li Jianguo's window, wanting to smell a more intense fragrance.

But when he came to the window, he found a small plate of braised pork.

Stick was overjoyed, and sneaked a few glances around. When he found no one, he stood on tiptoe and looked at the house again.

When he saw a fat and oily roast chicken, he couldn't help being shocked.

Although he was sure that there was no one in Li Jianguo's room, BangGou didn't dare to go in to steal the chicken, so he just picked up the plate of braised pork and rushed home.

Xu Damao felt sorry for this scene.

This product is actually not fooled.

He had no choice but to wait where he was.

Jia Jia, after half a minute, looked at the empty small plates.

Xiao Dang pouted: "Brother, you have too little meat, I only ate two pieces, and now I am even more greedy."

"I still want to eat meat."

Little Sophora japonica followed suit.

"this.....".

Stick stem is hesitant.

Although stealing things is commonplace for him, he is still a little unwilling to sneak into Li Jianguo's house.

After all, he had been beaten several times, and he also had a shadow in his heart.

But thinking of the scent, Stick couldn't help but licked his lips.

It's really fragrant, why don't you try it, anyway, no one is at home, even if you steal it, you don't know who stole it.

Yes, that's it.

After a lot of struggle, Bang Giao finally convinced himself.

He walked out of the gate and crept in through Li Jianguo's window.

Seeing this scene, Xu Damao began to cheer up.

"It's up to you how you die this time."

With a sneer on the corner of Xu Damao's mouth, he walked over slowly, stood at the window and watched Stickong quietly.

Seeing the fat and oily roast chicken, Bang Jiong was so excited that he couldn't tell how much he swallowed.

"It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, grab something and run away."

Bang Geng thought to himself, put the 20 yuan on the dining table into his trouser pocket, and picked up the plate.

Just when he was about to turn around and leave, a joking voice suddenly sounded:

"Bang, do you have a good eye?".

As the voice fell, the stick figure subconsciously froze, and his hands couldn't help but go weak.

Clang!

The plate fell, and the roast chicken rolled twice on the ground.

Bang Geng's heart skipped a beat, he was terrified, and when he turned his head and saw that it was Xu Damao, he breathed a sigh of relief again.

Fortunately, it wasn't Li Jianguo, otherwise he would be dead.

He looked at Xu Damao with pleading eyes: "Brother Damao, can you not tell Li Jianguo?"

"sure".

Xu Damao smiled slightly.

Xu Damao's straightforwardness made Bang Giao overjoyed and bowed again and again: "Thank you, thank you...".

Before he could finish his thank you, Xu Damao yelled loudly: "I have been robbed, I have been robbed, and our compound has been robbed."

The smile on the stick's face froze instantly.

Ruined! !

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Chapter 40: The whole compound knows, and the stick is completely panicked

Following Xu Damao's yelling, all the aunts in the yard who were not at work ran over.

"What's going on, I was woken up from my midday nap"

"Xu Damao said there were thieves, how could our courtyard be thieves?".

"That's right, our courtyard often evaluates the advanced ones, and the incidents of being thieves are all in the neighboring courtyards."

Xu Damao pointed at the house and said with a cheerful smile, "Isn't there a thief here?".

The aunts walked over and were shocked when they saw the chicken stalk holding the chicken inside.

"Isn't this a stick? Why did you run to Li Jianguo's home, why did you hold a chicken in your hand, the little thief wouldn't say him."

The third mother asked.

"Hey, you guessed it right, the thief is really him, but there is more than one chicken. He just stole a plate of braised pork and ten yuan."

Xu Damao's face was full of smiles, and his eyes were like looking at the God of Wealth when he saw the stick.

When the stick enters the game, isn't the money just flying in?

Stick was frightened and panicked, his ten fingers clenched the plate tightly, and his body kept shaking.

It was the first time he was caught on the spot after being a robber for so long, and he was terrified.

"Wow.....".

Under the tremendous pressure, the seven-year-old Bang Giao finally couldn't bear it anymore and cried out loudly.

Seeing that the stick was crying, Xu Damao not only showed no sympathy, but sneered: "Isn't it very courageous to steal Dongxu? Why are you still crying?"

After finishing speaking, he looked at the aunts: "According to the custom, what should be done with stealing things."

Aunts, you look at me, I look at you, and finally say:

"According to the usual practice, adults steal and close the small black room, and children who steal have to chop their hands."

It's okay if the aunt didn't say it, but when she said this, Bangjong cried even harder.

From standing up and crying at the beginning, to now sitting on the ground and crying.

The helpless appearance made the aunts shake their heads.

If I knew today, why bother.

It's not good to learn anything, you have to learn to steal.

"No, I have to go home and have a look. This stick is probably a veteran. I have to go home to see if I lost anything."

The third mother suddenly exclaimed, and hurriedly moved to the house.

Hearing what the three mothers said, the rest of the aunts also rushed home to check.

These are small Taoists, so if you lose something, you don't feel so bad.

Only Xu Damao laughed happily and said: "Don't cry, I won't do anything to you, let's deal with you when Li Jianguo comes back."

Fortunately, I don't take anything against you, otherwise I will make you a little cheap.

Li Jianguo is ruthless, he probably caught you right now.

It was fine if Xu Damao didn't say this, but when he said this, Bangjong cried even louder.

From sitting on the ground crying at the beginning, now lying on the ground rolling and crying.

Xu Damao shook his head and went to work.

Everyone in the yard knows that Bang Geng has become a thief, and there will be a good show when the people from work come back.

After Xu Damao left, Banggen also stopped crying.

Looking at the roast chicken in his hand, he took it home with a hard heart.

"Let's eat, my brother, this is my last meal."

BangJiao bit a big chicken leg with tears in his eyes.

Xiao Dang and Huaihua didn't know what stick stem meant, so they happily ate roast chicken.