Siheyuan: Get rid of five-guarantee households and try again

Li Jianguo sneered.

Jia Zhang's face is thicker than the city wall, Li Jianguo's words not only did not make her ashamed at all, but made her laugh more firmly: "Hey, we are all neighbors, there is nothing we can't get through, we will be good neighbors in the future up".

"And you also know the situation in my family. I'm almost starving to death. Don't talk about eating meat. I can only eat one bun at a time. You can give us the braised pork ribs. The sticks are still small. You need to eat meat to grow your body."

Stick has long been greedy for the aroma of braised pork ribs. Hearing what Jia Zhang said, he quickly cried: "I want to eat meat, I want to grow my body."

"I want to eat meat, I want to grow my body."

The corners of Li Jianguo's mouth curled up slightly.

Just you still want to eat meat?

Eat shit you! ! !

The Jia family are all white-eyed wolves, and he will not help them.

Bringing out these braised pork ribs is purely to disgust the old lady Jia's family.

The neighbors also wanted this plate of braised pork ribs very much, but seeing how anxious Jia Zhang got angry, they could only suppress their inner impulse.

After all, they didn't want to be hated by the old woman.

"It seems that no neighbor wants this braised pork ribs, okay, then I will take it back."

Li Jianguo smiled slightly, and then walked home.

Hearing this, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt very anxious, and quickly said: "I, Jianguo, you are a good boy, so you should help our Jia family and give me the braised pork ribs."

Li Jianguo ignored her, just walked into the house with his front foot, and closed the door directly with his back foot.

The door slammed, and the smile on Jia Zhang's face suddenly froze.

Furious, she pointed at the door and cursed: "Li Jianguo, you are really nothing. There are only two of you in the Li family. Isn't it a waste to eat so many braised pork ribs?".

"Give it to me, how nice it is to give my family a stick, stingy, I wish you not to marry a daughter-in-law, and stay a bachelor for the rest of your life...".

Mrs. Jia Zhang stood outside the gate of Li Jian's country and yelled at him. The neighbors couldn't stand it anymore, and they all went back to their homes.

At this time, Qin Huairu walked quickly, pulling Sha Zhu along.

The soft and tender touch of both hands made Shazhu grin his mouth involuntarily, very fond of it.

Let alone beating up Li Jianguo, even if Qin Huairu asked him to beat Yi Zhonghai, he didn't hesitate at all.

"What's going on, Li Jianguo is not at home?"

Qin Huairu asked curiously.

"That brat was hiding at home, and I was so scolded that he dared not come out."

After wailing for so long, Jia Zhang only felt his tongue dry and his mouth dry, and he didn't want to scold anymore.

Qin Huairu had a look of disbelief.

Although your skills of throwing and rolling are very strong, but Li Jianguo doesn't buy it, so what can you do?

After Jia Zhang's voice fell, the door suddenly opened.

"Pour water."

Li Jianguo poured out a basin of dirty water, and was thrown into a drenched chicken by Jia Zhang.

"Lee! Jian! Guo!".

"ah....".

Jia Zhang's super-decibel scream resounded throughout the compound.

Qin Huairu's heart skipped a beat, she wanted to laugh but was too embarrassed to do so.

But the unkind silly Zhu burst out laughing straight away: "What does this water smell like? Why does it stink?".

Jia Zhang's face was as dark as foie gras, and he stared at the door with cross-eyed eyes.

"Li Jianguo, I'm not finished with you, I'm so mad, I'm so mad."

Jia Zhang's chest heaved up and down quickly, and he kept panting heavily, wishing to kill Li Jianguo immediately.

She lowered her head to look left and right, and soon she saw the kitchen knife, and then she picked up the kitchen knife and came to Li Jianguo's gate, and kept chopping it down with all her strength, yelling, "I'll hack you to death, hack you to death!" Bastard, bastard who doesn't respect old people, hack you, hack you...".

Li Jianguo was furious when the gate was hacked with a kitchen knife.

After arguing all night, he decided not to hold back.

He first covered his right foot with a plastic bag, then walked into the room and took out a urinal.

"Hey! Dad, what are you doing, it stinks."

Li Xiaojiao, who was playing in the living room, couldn't help pinching her nose.

"Hey, give Granny Jia a surprise."

Li Jianguo smiled slightly.

"Dad, you are so bad."

Regardless of Li Xiaoming's young age, she immediately understood what her father meant, and hurriedly hid behind her eyes and opened them slightly.

That small appearance, both fear and expectation.

It was funny to see Li Jianguo.

"Here comes the chicken soup."

Li Jianguo opened the door and threw out the urinal in his hand.

This wave of chicken soup was literally splashed on Jia Zhang's face.

She couldn't help but take two steps back, completely dumbfounded.

"This, this... what is it?".

Jia Zhang was trembling with anger, a little unbelievable.

"It's not over yet, old woman."

Without further ado, Li Jianguo kicked him with his feet covered in plastic bags.

thump!

Jia Zhang was kicked one meter away and fell to the ground.

Her eyes were wide open, staring motionless at the sky full of stars.

There was only one thought in my mind; how dare he, how dare he pour urine on me.

"Mom, Mom, how are you, please don't worry."

Qin Huairu was so anxious that she was about to die, she quickly covered her nose and shouted.

As she said that, she cast a begging look at Sha Zhu: "Si Zhu, you go and see my mother-in-law, I beg you."

"This... is not good".

Silly Zhu glanced at Jia Zhangshi with disgust on his face, that was pee.

"Sister, I beg you, silly Zhu, okay, okay?"

Qin Huairu secretly touched Shazhu's palm, pleading.

Sha Zhu couldn't help but shivered, his heart was full of joy, and he nodded directly: "Okay, no problem, wrap it on me."

Seeing this scene, Li Jianguo shook his head straight.

Lick the dog, you must die

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Chapter 18: Drink the Piss, Silly Zhu

Sha Zhu frowned, resisting the smell of urine in the air, and came to Jia Zhang.

"His grandma...".

As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, he felt a stronger smell of urine rushing towards his face, making him have to pinch his nose tightly.

I'll go, so coquettish, Li Jianguo is really ruthless.

But it happens that Zhizhi is an old woman who guards against me every day like a ghost.

I'm just greedy for your daughter-in-law, not you.

Silly Zhu has long been unhappy with Jia Zhang, but because she is Qin Huairu, he doesn't dare to hate her.

After all, if he wants to marry Qin Huairu in the future, he has to pass her test.

Just when this silly Zhu fell into thinking, Jia Zhang, who had been fainted by the smoke, suddenly widened his eyes and let out a deafening scream: "Ah......".

"Li Jianguo, I can't spare you, I can't spare you."

"Playing with piss, right? Playing with shit, I told you, playing with shit, I'm your ancestor."

This roar directly frightened Sha Zhu to the core.

Before Silly Zhu recovered his senses, Jia Zhang hurriedly grabbed his trousers, and then pulled his body to stand up slowly.

Silly Zhu was completely dumbfounded.

Pee!

I'll go, I'm full of urine.

I'm stupid, so coquettish!

Jia Zhang, fuck you.

Li Jianguo, you fucking, you fucking.

A foul smell from his body rose to his nostrils, and Sha Zhu roared crazily in his heart.

After standing up again, Jia Zhang pointed at Li Jianguo angrily: "You wait for me."

As soon as the words fell, he started to rush home.

Li Jianguo couldn't help shaking his head at the clumsy small steps, coupled with his head-covering hair and face: "What a crazy woman."

But he didn't panic, if Jia Zhang wants to play, then I will play with you to the end.

Li Jianguo was thinking about it, and from the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the stick sitting on the ground.

He stepped forward and swung the stick directly.

The stick was stunned and shouted incoherently: "What are you doing, what are you doing, grandma save me, save me quickly, mom, mom, save me quickly, uncle silly, save me quickly".

"Help me".

Seeing this scene, Qin Huairu, who is a mother, was also very anxious, and her heart immediately became agitated.

"Li Jianguo, if you have something to say, please let go of the stick, let go of the stick."

Qin Huairu cried desperately, but when he saw Li Jianguo, he didn't even move.

She turned her help-seeking eyes to the side again, and she was disgusted with the stupid Zhu who smelled like urine on her body.

Qin Huairu took two steps forward, walked in front of Shazhu, and begged bitterly: "Silly Zhu, save the stick quickly, hurry up, I'm really anxious to death."

As Qin Huairu's cry for help fell, Shazhu knew that he could no longer pretend not to hear it.

Even so, he really didn't want to face Li Jianguo again.

Because I really can't beat it.

Thinking of the scene of Li Jianguo being crushed last night, Shazhu admitted that he panicked, and suddenly became a little incoherent: "It's illegal to do it, it's not good."

"Ouch, silly Zhu, Bang Giao is only seven years old, do you have the heart to watch him get beaten? Can you help me out?"

Seeing that Silly Zhu was still pushing back and forth, Qin Huairu immediately grabbed his hand in a hurry.

At this moment, a strong urination suddenly poured into his nasal cavity.

I'll go, why is Shazhu so smelly.

He also drinks urine?

It's disgusting.