Crazy Zhang San: He sent the opposing lawyer to jail

Li Shi's father had a beer belly, and said very kindly: "Isn't it just scooping up some shit? Whose vegetable field was not planted with manure. It's such a big deal, it's a big fuss."

Li Shi's mother was holding half a bamboo basket in her hand. It seemed that she was called in halfway through weaving the basket, and her tone was a little dissatisfied:

"We've already taken the bowl back to clean it and sent it back to the school cafeteria. What else do you want?"

Xue Shen stepped forward and looked at Father Li: "I think what you said is very correct."

Father Li:?

Xian Hongguang:? ?

Qian Wei:? ? ?

"Isn't someone's vegetable field grown with manure as fertilizer? There's nothing wrong with it," Xue Shen said.

Xian Hongguang looked at Xue Shen and frowned, as if he was asking: Are you here to help or are you here to help?

Father Li patted Xue Shen on the shoulder, and smiled happily: "Look, this brother can get along, and he will tell the truth when something happens."

"It's just..." Xue Shen asked Father Li: "My fellow, the dung you use for farming should be quite precious."

Father Li was unprepared, and said, "Of course, no one in our village has a few acres of land, and there is only so much manure. The manure in our village is not much cheaper than oranges."

Xue Shen smiled: "Then, your son Li Shi scooped up all the excrement in the school's toilets with a bowl, and poured it all into the pot in the cafeteria. Do you have to compensate the school for the loss of these excrements?"

Father Li looked at Xue Shen in disbelief.

Xian Hongguang nodded as if waking up from a dream: "Yes, yes, there are regulations in the village regulations that anyone who violates public or private property in the village will have to pay. Our village regulations are more powerful hahaha..."

Xue Shen thought: It's not that your village regulations are strong, it's called the tort liability section of the "Civil Code".

"And," Xue Shen said to Li's mother again: "According to the law, your son's act of scooping up excrement with a bowl has violated the personal dignity of other students and teachers who eat in the cafeteria. Based on the violation of personal rights, the two As a guardian, he failed to fulfill his duty of supervision and needs to be liable for compensation for Li Shi's behavior."

human dignity?

personality rights?

Qian Wei looked at Xue Shen in surprise.

He shook his head, laughing and helpless.

The expression on his face ranged from awe to surprise.

The afterlife is terrifying.

He didn't expect that Xue Shen could talk about personal dignity.

However, there is nothing wrong with it.

As the saying goes, dogs can't change eating shit.

Isn't it a violation of human dignity to scoop up feces in a bowl for people to eat now?

One word, absolutely.

Qian Wei had a good idea, but Li Shi's parents were well-known rascals in the village.Upon hearing Xue Shen's words, Mother Li put her hands on her hips and said:

"I don't know what a guardian is, and I don't know what human dignity is."

"Anyway, there is no rule in our village rules that you can't use a bowl to scoop up shit. What's wrong with using a bowl to scoop up shit? How can it involve human dignity? Is it that serious? What an exaggeration!"

Xue Shen nodded: "Okay, since you think that using a bowl to scoop up excrement does not violate human dignity. Well, Village Chief Xian, please arrange someone to go to Li Shi's house."

Xian Hongguang took Xue Shen as a favorite, and almost responded to every request: "OK."

Mother Li panicked: "What are you doing at our house?"

"Take out all the bowls in their house, use them to scoop up shit, and then send them back." Xue Shen touched his chin, then looked at Li Shi, the boy scooping up shit, and said, "There's more... If I were the principal, I would let you stand under the flagpole and lick the bowl to show the public."

Mother Li was so angry that she picked up the bamboo basket and threw it at Xue Shen, "Are you still human? He is still a child, you are insulting his dignity!"

Xue Shen smiled: "Then there is a rule in the village rules that people who use a bowl to scoop up excrement are not allowed to lick the bowl to show the public?"

Mother Li choked up.

Xue Shen asked again: "What's wrong with licking the bowl to show the public? How can it involve human dignity? Is it that serious? What an exaggeration!"

He actually returned Mother Li's words to her without saying a single word.

Mother Li's face was flushed red and her expression was stiff. She said "you you you you" for a long time, but she didn't say a word.

At this time.

With suspicion on Xian Hongguang's face, he squinted his eyes to look at Xue Shen, and asked suddenly:

"Why do you know so much legal knowledge?"

"Personal dignity, personality rights, and what... guardian, tort liability?"

"Are you really a rural support teacher who studies sow postpartum care?"

Xian Hongguang was suspicious.

Chapter 233 Doubt Attribute

Xue Shen smiled slightly.

He didn't speak.

Qian Wei swallowed his saliva and explained for Xue Shen: "Mr. Xian, Mr. Xue is..."

"I'm asking him, what are you anxious about?" Xian Hongguang's muscular stiff face evoked a strange smile, "It's not your turn yet."

Qian Wei was taken aback for a moment, he always felt that Xian Hongguang's eyes were very familiar.

It's like he walked into the depths of the prison, those felons who were sentenced to life imprisonment or even the death penalty, some stared at you coldly, and some smiled at you shallowly.That kind of look makes people shudder.

Xue Shen stopped Qian Wei, and said by himself: "I am a rapist."

Qian Wei:?

Xue Shen glanced at Qian Wei, followed Qian Wei's words that he had fooled before, and made up the following: "During the prison period, I learned the law by myself in the prison. Later, because the jokes I gave about popularizing the law were very interesting, the prison guards and the warden sat together. Listen to my jokes, I escaped from prison."

Qian Wei:?

Xue Shen glanced at Qian Wei.

Qian Wei: "..." The editing is pretty good, I will continue to edit it next time, don't look at me.

Xian Hongguang obviously didn't believe it, "Did you really study law in prison?"

"I did study law in prison." Xue Shen said naturally.

He didn't lie.

When I was an intern in prison in my junior year, I studied law by the way and passed the judicial examination.

It should be regarded as having studied law in prison.

Xian Hongguang said: "Then you tell two legal jokes, just what you said... let me listen to the legal jokes that prison guards and wardens are fascinated by."

Xue Shen nodded.

Without further ado, Xian Hongguang dealt with Li Shi, a boy scooping up excrement, and Li's parents first, and asked Xue Shen, "Mr. Xue, how should we pay for this act of scooping excrement in a bowl?"

Xue Shen: "First, using bowls to scoop up excrement violates the school's property rights to excrement. Therefore, as much excrement is scooped up, it has to be bought and sent back to the school toilet."

Xue Shen: "Secondly, using a bowl to scoop up feces violates the personal dignity of other students and teachers eating in the cafeteria, as well as the school leaders. It will take a long time to determine how much money will be lost in the end.”

Xue Shen: "Third, using a bowl to scoop shit up violates the school's reputation, and you have to lose money..."

Hearing that Xue Shen said to follow the village rules, Xian Hongguang nodded with satisfaction, and his opinion of Xue Shen was not that big anymore.

Xian Hongguang said: "Have you heard, do as Teacher Xue said! Go!!"

Li Shi's parents were about to cry.

Originally, they dared to be arrogant and dissatisfied with all kinds of dissatisfaction because they relied on the fact that there was no one in the village rules that they could not use bowls to scoop up excrement.

However, now that Xue Shen has come, he is also dealing with all kinds of grievances.

A few words.

It directly turned the village regulations that had nothing to do with scooping shit into a mountain that could crush them to death.

Do you dare to say that using a bowl to scoop up excrement does not violate the law or regulations, and does not violate human dignity.

So what's wrong with Xue Shen letting Li Shi lick the bowl in public?

Li Shi's parents were so choked that they couldn't say a word, and walked away dejectedly with their tails between their legs.

Seeing the large amount of compensation, Li's father kicked Li Shi's ass in anger, kicked Li Shi to the ground, and burst into tears.

"You prodigal child, it's all your fault! A waste of my money!" Li's father said cursingly. You are from outside, why are you so stupid, why can't you just say no to that surnamed Xue?"

From outside?

These four words passed into Xue Shen's ears inadvertently.

Xue Shen thought deeply.

Could it be that Li Shi's mother was a daughter-in-law bought from outside Daniu Village?

【Ding! 】

[Mission completed: Successfully use the law to help Daniu Village to solve the [bowl for scooping shit] problem smoothly. 】

[Task Reward: Suspiciousness attribute bar +1. 】

Xue Shen clicked on the attribute bar and took a look.

Because he was new here, he didn't know other people in the village, only the village head.

So, with a thought in mind, Xue Shen first entered the name of the village chief, Xian Hongguang, in the attribute column.

[Xian Hongguang doubt degree: 2.0]

Xue Shen breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it is only 2.0, and there is still a distance from 5.0.

"Mr. Xue, tell me a few... I'll also listen to some legal jokes, what the law looks like outside." Xian Hongguang spoke, interrupting Xue Shen's thoughts.

Xue Shen rubbed his chin, "Then let's talk about a few."

There are many parents of students around, because of the matter of scooping up shit in their jobs, they all came to school.

Usually, the village is calm and peaceful, with few outsiders coming, and every day is quite boring.

As soon as they heard about the story, the villagers gathered in twos and threes and sat next to Xue Shen with a small bench.

Xue Shen said: "One day, Zhang San suddenly found out that his wife Li Si cheated on the old Wang and Wang Wu next door."

"And this adulterer and adulterer use a lot of lubricant every time they do that kind of thing."

"So, in anger, Zhang San quietly replaced the lubricant at home with 502."

"As a result, one day Li Si took advantage of Zhang San's absence and invited Wang Wu to his bedroom to have an affair."

"As a result, because of the use of 502, Li Si and Wang Wu were stuck together, and they were inseparable."

"Later, I went to the hospital for surgery, because the distance between the two of them was always negative, which resulted in Li Si being stabbed and seriously injured."

"Excuse me: What does Zhang San's behavior constitute?"

Xue Shen's voice fell.

"Pfft—" Qian Wei spat out a mouthful of water.

He was sitting on a small bench in the village drinking water.

As a result, the water sprayed out, the water glass was overturned, and he fell to the ground together with the stool.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"502 is okay!"

"I will change the toothpaste of our family to 502 later..."

"Then I'll add 502 to my son's footwashing water."

"So...is this illegal? Who made Li Si cheat, doesn't it deserve it?"

Xue Shen said: "Li Si cheated first, there was indeed a mistake, but..."

"According to the law, Zhang San should have foreseen that his actions may cause more than minor injuries to Li Si and Wang Wu."