Siheyuan: I was secretly replaced by Yi Zhonghai on the promotion list

What Chen Yu said was right, the people in the compound had to be called together to catch the thief!

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he waved the big spoon in his right hand and knocked it on the big aluminum pot.

Immediately, there was an ear-piercing sound.

【Clang clang clang! ! 】

"Hurry up, people!!"

"Catch the thief!! Hiccup..."

People were already sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, but the sudden sound of knocking on the pot resounded throughout the courtyard.

Even the neighbors in the front yard were awakened immediately.

It directly shocked the other people in the compound, and they all cursed at some crazy person for not sleeping in the middle of the night.

But it was clear that they were catching thieves, and everyone hurriedly got up to see what was going on.

Chen Yu secretly gave Xu Damao a thumbs up, secretly thinking that this kid is really up to the mark.

Don't be in a hurry to watch the excitement, Chen Meng must have been woken up by such a commotion, first go back to put her sister to sleep, and then come out to watch the excitement later.

At this moment, in the deaf old lady's room, Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui were discussing how to dress the deaf old lady and how to take the deaf old lady to the hospital. After all, men and women are different...

Yan Bugui considered whether to call his wife to help.

Suddenly, clanging and clanging sounds were heard outside, accompanied by Xu Damao's shouts.

The two of them were so startled that their souls almost flew out!

Yi Zhonghai's nerves have been tense all night, and his brain is still buzzing.

Shouted by Xu Damao outside, subconsciously wanted to pull up his pants and run away...

Yi Zhonghai's stress reaction, no matter how you look at it, looks like the scene of the anti-pornography scene in later generations...

However, Yi Zhonghai realized at this time that he was not wearing anything except his underpants!

When I was about to ask Yan Bugui what to do, I found that Yan Bugui had already rushed out

Yan Bugui chicken thief, if someone comes to check on the deaf old lady's room, won't he be discovered?

The point is that the deaf old lady's situation is a bit complicated now, and she can't explain it clearly!

Said that Yi Zhonghai raped the deaf old lady?Then why is he there?

Then why didn't he call the police?Then why didn't he find someone in the compound?Why was he in the room of the deaf old lady with Yi Zhonghai?

If people randomly speculated that Yan Bugui and Yi Zhonghai conspired together, then he would really be doomed.

At that time, the yellow mud will fall into the crotch, either flying or shit, I can't explain it clearly.

Yan Bugui hurried out, took advantage of the night to walk along the corner of the wall, and slipped directly into a dark corner, just wait for a while and pretend that he just arrived.

Because Xu Damao drank and yelled in the direction of the middle court, he really didn't see Yan Bugui come out.

Yi Zhonghai in the room was so frightened that he was sweating profusely and panicked for a moment.

That's too late!

At this time, Yi Zhonghai also realized that he must not stay in the deaf old lady's room anymore!

Maybe someone will come to check on the deaf old lady's room soon.

Besides, if Big Mom wakes up and finds that he is not there, she will definitely search everywhere.

At that time, Yi Zhonghai will be completely finished!

"No, you have to get out of here!"

The hatred in Yi Zhonghai's heart, he greeted Yan Pugui first, and he didn't even call himself when he ran away!

He greeted Xu Damao's family again, and secretly scolded the boy for being too unlucky.

In the end, I greeted the whole family of the short-sighted thief again. He didn't steal early or late, but he stole at this time!

This night, I almost tossed myself to death!

Yi Zhonghai was not stupid either, he hurriedly stooped and hid in a dark corner after going out the door.

However, at this moment, Xu Damao happened to see Yi Zhonghai's black shadow, passing by his door, running towards the dark corner.

At this time, a lot of people had gathered in the backyard, and Xu Damao directly shone the light of his flashlight on the past and shouted:

"Thief! There!!"

"Catch him quickly!!"

This voice almost scared Yi Zhonghai to pee, but he didn't expect that Xu Damao would find him before he came out and hid in the shadows!

Yi Zhonghai really wanted to shout that he was not a thief...

In this era, people's lives are not rich, so there will be some extremely hungry people who steal food from other people's homes at night.

Once the thief is caught, he will basically be beaten to death before being handed over to the police station.

If the crime of stealing money and tickets is more serious, just eat peanuts.

Therefore, in this era of shortage of supplies, the common people can be said to hate thieves, and they all hate thieves.

Xu Damao was on the verge of Jiu Jin at this time, and found the thief, so he must deal with it to death?

After a loud hello, he flew up and kicked the thief's ass.

Yi Zhonghai was running with his ass pouted and his hips squatting, how could he see Xu Damao behind him, he was kicked to the ground directly, and a dog eats shit.

At this time, the people in the front yard and the middle yard, either with sticks or broom bumps in their hands, rushed over, shouting loudly that they must kill the thief.

"The thief is here!"

"I saw the thief come out of the old lady's house!"

"He must have gone to steal the old lady's food!"

I don't know who shouted in the crowd.

At this time, Sha Zhu had just arrived in the backyard when he heard that the thief dared to steal the old lady's food!

Silly Zhu was originally a stunned young man, and the deaf old lady was usually nice to him.

This time I heard that the thief dared to steal the old lady's food, so I couldn't beat him to death?

Shazhu, who was extremely angry, raised his shovel and rushed over.

"Get out of the way!!!"

When everyone heard Sha Zhu's voice, they hurriedly moved out of the way.

And Xu Damao, who was in the middle of the crowd, saw Silly Zhu lift the shovel high, take a run-up to his side, and slapped him fiercely!

Xu Damao woke up from the wine!

I can't be accidentally injured by this silly pillar, so I hurriedly dodge back!

Just as Xu Damao escaped, he felt a gust of wind blowing along the tip of his nose.

Chapter 79 Xu Damao!you are a talent

Sha Zhu's shovel slapped down along the tip of Xu Damao's nose!

If Xu Damao hadn't been able to hide quickly, he would have been crippled by Shazhu this time!

Xu Damao stared and cursed angrily: "Fuck!"

"You idiot who rides a horse!"

"You almost killed me!"

As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, he heard a heavy bang, and the big shovel hit the "thief" heavily on the back of the waist.

The "thief" was kicked hard by Xu Damao, but he hasn't gotten up yet.

The next second, he was hit by the big shovel again and fell to the ground, grunting, feeling as if his waist was about to break.

Not only that, "Thief" only felt a sweetness in his throat, as if something wanted to surge up, a burst of retching came to his heart.

Want to tell Shazhu and the others to stop, stop beating.

But the "thief" vomited, and spit out a mouthful of blood, his head was in a daze, and he couldn't speak a word.

Sha Zhu said with a half-smile on his face: "I'm catching a thief, what are you doing so close?!"

"Besides, how can I see where you are in this dark place?!"

In fact, Shazhu did it on purpose, he just wanted to take advantage of this blow to beat Xu Damao well.

When Xu Damao was hit, at most it was just an accidental injury.

It's just that I didn't expect to be dodged by this kid!

Xu Damao's mustache was crooked, he bared his teeth and pointed at Silly Zhu and cursed: "You f*cking silly Zhu!"

"Don't think that I don't know what you have in mind!"

"If you hurt me, Grandpa, I'll smash your eggs!"

"Hey... you boy, if I don't hit you for three days, I think you are itchy!"

As Silly Zhu said, he raised his shovel and was about to hit Xu Damao.

Xu Damao bared, and ran out of the crowd.

【when! ! 】

The shot that Sha Zhu took suddenly did not hit Xu Damao, but by coincidence, he shot the head of the "thief" lying on the ground...

The "thief" lying on the ground had just vomited blood from his mouth, and his head just seemed a little more sober.

Wanting to reveal his identity, he called Shazhu and the others to stop, and he could not be beaten anymore. If he was beaten like this, he would be beaten to death sooner or later...

However, he was hit on the top of his head by this sudden blow.

He was dizzy all of a sudden, and there was a big lump on the top of his head, and blood was still dripping down.

"Okay! Stop fighting, you two!"

"The big guys are catching thieves, you two are messing around here!"

Liu Haizhong was wearing a piece of clothing, and stopped Sha Zhu and Xu Damao with his hands behind his back.

Liu Haizhong found out just now, and wondered that there were no Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui in the crowd.

As the former second uncle, how could he be missing in the glorious matter of catching thieves?

Liu Haizhong thought that he had to catch the thief, and went to Director Wang to claim credit tomorrow, so he had to get ahead of Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui.

This is a glorious deed. Director Wang will definitely restore his status as the second uncle of the compound.

Maybe there are other benefits to be rewarded...

Liu Guangqi at the side pretended to be arrogant and said: "Silly Zhu, Xu Damao!"

"Didn't you see that the second uncle is here? You two really don't have eyes!"

"Go and fight!"

"Don't delay us catching the thief!"

Liu Guangqi's direct ridicule succeeded. Sha Zhu is the god of war in the courtyard. How can he be scolded by Liu Guangqi's grandson?

Just when he was about to scold Liu Guangqi, he heard someone shout from the crowd: "Second uncle! This thief seems to be about to get up!"

Liu Haizhong was startled, the reward he got could not fly away, he pointed at the "thief" and shouted:

"beat!!"

"Hit me to death!!"

The people in the compound didn't care about Sanqi 21, it was so dark that they couldn't see clearly anyway.

Raise the broom bump and wooden stick in your hand, and hit the thief on the ground indiscriminately!

No matter where you hit, you don't have to be responsible if you get killed anyway!

Silly Zhu frowned when he heard that the thief could still move!