Siheyuan: I was secretly replaced by Yi Zhonghai on the promotion list

"Stop, stop..."

"Since Director Wang of the Sub-district Office has arranged for a steward, it is to resolve the conflicts and disputes in the compound."

"Now Chen Yu has a problem, we have to solve it even if we don't have dinner tonight!"

"It just so happens that everyone is here now, let's hold a meeting of the whole hospital!"

It's a good thing to solve the problem even if you don't eat!

Everyone in the courtyard felt that this third master Yan Pugui had done the most correct thing for the first time in history.

Isn't this nonsense, Jia Dongxu boiled shit, which made the compound stink to the sky.

Who the hell can eat?

Xu Damao was the most active, and immediately set up the dark Eight Immortals table.

Then he took a bench and sat down.

And Yan Bugui was the first to bear the brunt, sitting in the middle of the Eight Immortals table.

He is the only uncle, of course he sits in the middle.

Liu Haizhong's small eyes rolled around, with envy on his face.

He has been fighting for so many years, but he has never sat in the middle of the Eight Immortals...

And Yan Bugui never competed, but was fortunate to be able to sit in this position...

Qin Huairu put the stick back home first, and helped Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai to the center of the conference.

And Chen Yu stood aside confidently.

As for Sha Zhu, no one cared about him at all, and after waiting for a long time, he reluctantly got up and sat on the bench.

"Third Lord, this kid Chen Yu did it on purpose!"

"Don't let me go to the doctor, I will bleed too much in a while, but my life will be in danger!"

"Also, third master, I'm the one who suffers, you should make the decision for me!"

Jia Dongxu covered his head, the blood was still flowing.

Chen Yu didn't wait for Yan Bugui to speak, and said directly: "Third Lord, Jia Dongxu ate my shit!"

"He has to pay me money!"

Chen Yu's words fell, causing an uproar.

"Chen Yu, are you crazy about money?!"

"I was beaten by you, I ate your shit, and I paid you money?!"

Jia Dongxu was so angry that his teeth were itchy, this was really the first time he saw such a shameless Chen Yu in a general meeting!

As soon as Chen Yu said this, Yi Zhonghai's heart skipped a beat, as if he understood what Chen Yu meant.

Hastily pushed Jia Dongxu, motioning him to talk less.

Chen Yu said seriously: "Everyone knows that all materials are now nationalized!"

"Our food and drink are all bought with tickets and money!"

"But, don't forget!"

"Even the shit we shit is the material of the crops, and it belongs to the country!"

"Jia Dongxu ate my shit, he has to pay me!"

The crowd escalated into an uproar and started discussing one after another.

Many people agreed with what Chen Yu said and nodded.

Indeed, in this day and age everything is nationalized, even manure.

In addition to the usual cloth tickets, oil tickets and rice tickets, there is another kind of tickets called big dung tickets!

Don't underestimate this big manure, it is a high-grade fertilizer for crops.

Because there are too few chemical fertilizers in this era, the feces of the latrines in the city have become a sought-after commodity for growing crops!

It is precisely because of this that many rural production teams may have traveled dozens of miles to the city to pull dung with their dung carts.

It was discovered that the excrement had already been snatched up by others, so it was a waste of time!

Later, the production team even began to give gifts to the little head in charge of the toilet in order to get the big dung.

And this situation is getting worse.

In order to protect the interests of farmers and promote agricultural development, the state officially issued dung tickets.

It is stipulated that the production team will go to the city to pull the manure with a ticket, and the manure will be taken away. The production team will give the person in charge of the manure a manure ticket.

Of course, these dung tickets must be handed over to the street in a regular and quantitative manner in the end.

And the person who took care of the dung in the compound was none other than the former uncle, Yi Zhonghai!

After Yi Zhonghai ceased to be a master, this matter naturally fell on Yan Pugui, the master in charge.

In other words, if Yan Bugui didn't have a dung ticket to hand over to Director Wang, Yan Bugui would be held accountable!

"Chen Yu! Aren't you just looking for trouble?!"

"If you don't poop in the toilet, how can you explain it if you poop in the spittoon?!"

"Don't you want to steal dung and don't want to donate dung to the country?!"

Yi Zhonghai said in a cold voice.

"I want to shit in the middle of the night, what's wrong if I don't want to go to the toilet?"

"What's wrong with me pulling it into the spittoon!?"

"I pulled it into the spittoon, and I planned to dump it in the latrine the next day!"

"Who knew it was stolen by Jia Dongxu before it was poured!"

Yi Zhonghai scratched his neck again and said angrily: "Even if Dongxu accidentally ate your shit!"

"How much can you eat then?"

"You are holding on to this matter, you are looking for trouble for nothing!"

Chen Yu said coldly: "Yi Zhonghai! You can hear me clearly! Jia Dongxu is stealing!!"

"You actually said that he stole my things and is looking for trouble?!"

"You got the stolen goods at the same time, you, Yi Zhonghai, dare to deny it!"

"I didn't steal much this time, in case he always has nothing to do in the future to steal shit!"

"If you don't make sure, he can eat all the latrines outside!"

"Where did the third master get that dung ticket from?"

"Aren't you letting the third master be punished!"

When Yan Bugui heard this, his whole body became excited.

It doesn't matter whether he is a steward or not, but don't be fined by the street office just because of this shit.

That's not worth the candle!

Yan Bugui immediately realized that Chen Yu was doing it for his own good!

Few people take this thing seriously, if Chen Yu hadn't held a meeting to remind him, he would have been negligent

Hearing what Chen Yu said, Jia Dongxu was also trembling with anger from Chen Yu's unreasonable fuss, and said in a cold voice, "Chen Yu! Even if I lose money, I will do it for the street!"

"Why should I lose money to you!"

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly kicked Jia Dongxu, signaling him not to speak.

Then I heard Chen Yu continue to say: "Yes, it's all right!"

"You can do it for the street!"

"Director Wang is in charge of the excrement tickets, right?"

"Then let's go find Director Wang and talk about it properly!"

A Jiling in Liu Hai knew that the opportunity had come, raised his hand and said loudly: "I'm going to find Director Wang!"

"I'm familiar with the road!"

Yi Zhonghai sweated profusely, calling Jia Dongxu a fool!

Director Wang is coming, this is not just about stealing shit!

I'm afraid even Jia Dongxu's beating will have to be settled together!

Yi Zhonghai immediately shouted: "Don't go!"

"We'll pay you back!"

Chapter 108 Yi Zhonghai digs a hole for himself

Liu Haizhong was in the crowd, waiting for this moment.

This is an opportunity to perform meritorious service, although today's matter has nothing to do with him.

But isn't this the credit for picking it up in vain!

As soon as he heard that he was looking for the street office, this Liu Haizhong was definitely the first person who was willing to be an errand runner.

Before Liu Haizhong took two steps, Yi Zhonghai grabbed Liu Haizhong directly.

"Old Liu, don't make trouble!"

"I'm willing to lose money to Chen Yu!"

At this moment, Jia Dongxu roared angrily: "Master, why should we give money to this kid!"

"I was beaten by him!"

"Shut up, kid!!"

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai really wanted to slap Jia Dongxu in the face.

He, Yi Zhonghai, wanted to heal his injuries first, and then take care of Chen Yu!

Unexpectedly, just after returning from the hospital, Jia Dongxu had to take all precautions, and in the end Jia Dongxu fell into the tricks of Chen Yu, a little bastard!

And this Jia Dongxu is too reckless.

It's fine if you don't have a good brain, the most important thing is that this kid still doesn't listen to me!

Difficulty is hard steel!

I don't know how Chen Yu reacts so quickly now, it's obvious that Jia Dongxu can't beat Chen Yu!

Also, now Chen Yu is biting a word of stealing and won't let go!

Now the loss is due to the theft.

However, in just a moment, Yi Zhonghai had a bad idea in his mind.

Doesn't Chen Yu want money?

Chen Yu only needs to take this money!

He, Chen Yu, doesn't take it for granted. After the matter is over, find Director Wang and fight against Chen Yu's army!

Let's just say that he, Chen Yu, used state-owned resources to pocket his own money!

This alone is enough for Chen Yu to drink a pot!

However, when Jia Dongxu saw Yi Zhonghai promised to give the money, he covered his wound with an expression of dissatisfaction!

He was obviously the one who was beaten, but now he humbly pays Chen Yu money!

He really wondered if this Yi Zhonghai was frightened by Chen Yu, he was so domineering!

Yi Zhonghai said coldly to Chen Yu: "Chen Yu, how much do you want us to compensate you?!"

Chen Yu smiled and said, "How much?"