Martial Arts: Storyteller in the Valley of the Wicked, Xiao Yuer works part-time

It's the tenth time, sister, we can understand that you don't know martial arts.

But it's too much for so many people to come. Do you have common sense about prescribing medicine?

Everyone was waiting, and everyone wanted to know how many women who thought they hadn't been discovered would come to drug them.

......

A quarter of an hour later, Ye Chen made a move with his right hand, and the teacup beside Lao Huang flew over.

Looking at the sticky tea in the teacup, Ye Chen felt powerless.

After drinking all the mush in the cup, Ye Chen put down the teacup and said softly, "Old Huang, give me a cup of tea without sweat medicine."

Hearing Ye Chen's voice, Lao Huang woke up from his sleep.

"Okay sir."

When new tea was served, Ye Chen said casually, "It's important to prescribe the medicine quietly."

"If you drug it with great fanfare, it's easy to be discovered."

"Besides, you girls have never experienced Jianghu, so you may not be able to tell what Mongolian sweat medicine is."

"You've been lied to. Flour tastes bad in tea."

"Hahaha!"

After saying the last word, the whole inn burst into laughter.

And those ladies from all over the world were even more blushed.

"Mr. Ye is indeed a god descending to earth. It's the first time I've seen Mongolian sweat medicine can make tea muddy."

"Only a fairy-like figure like Mr. Ye can attract so many women to drug him!"

Chapter 38 The Ming Dynasty's Rouge List

The laughter in the inn made Dongfang Bubai angry.

The original plan went smoothly, and it was all due to those stupid fools who pretended to be smart!

If it weren't for them, I said it might not be a success.

At the same time, Dongfang Bubai still had doubts in his eyes.

Although the plan was discovered, the cup of tea dust was obviously drunk!

Why is there nothing wrong with him?

(Ye Chen: Manggu Zhuha Dan, it will make you invulnerable to all poisons, it is worth having.)

......

Looking at the laughing crowd below, Ye Chen took a sip of tea and wiped the sweat medicine sticking in his mouth.

"It seems that there is no sweat medicine to drink, and it is not a good thing."

When Ye Chen said this, his voice was very soft.

But just such a sentence, the smile of the inn froze instantly.

Everyone: "..."

Are you unable to afford it? It’s just a joke. Why do you scold people?

It's just sweat medicine, it's like who can't afford it, tomorrow I'll buy a catty and drink it for you.

Seeing everyone's drooping expressions, Ye Chen was in a good mood.

Ah!

A group of single dogs dare to laugh at me?

......

Whoa!

The folding fan opened, Ye Chen shook it twice and said: "The main text of the bookstore is over."

"Next is the chat time. Last time I promised you to rank the Ming rouge list, now let Ye Mou reveal the secret for everyone."

"Wait a minute, Mr. Ye!"

A voice interrupted Ye Chen's words.

Lu Xiaofeng came out with a smile.

"Mr. Ye, you once said that there is no peerless woman on the Rouge List of the Song Dynasty."

"But there is the Ming Rouge List, so you should explain to us the difference between the two Jianghu Rouge Lists."

"That's right, Mr. Ye, tell us about it!"

The quacks below started booing.

Ye Chen smiled and said: "Young master Lu is right, you should really talk about the difference between the rouge lists."

"There are different winds for a hundred miles, and different customs for thousands of miles."

"Each dynasty has its own flavor, which is perfectly reflected in women."

"The Jianghu of the Great Song Dynasty is unique in poetry and painting, so the women of the Song Dynasty are as beautiful as the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River."

"It even gave birth to a little dragon girl who looks like a fairy in the sky."

"Where Daming is the opposite, the entire rivers and lakes and the entire dynasty are filled with a taste of gold and iron."

"This also led to the emergence of many magnificent women in the Daming Jianghu."

"As for what is the peerless beauty in Ye's heart..."

In the middle of speaking, Ye Chen deliberately paused.

"Have you ever heard 'who says women are inferior to men'?"

......

As soon as these words came out, the faces of all the people in the Great Song Jianghu drooped.

Although Mr. Ye said it very euphemistically, everyone understands it.

The meaning is just one, Da Ming has a lot of backbone, and Da Song is very cowardly.

Faced with this kind of humiliation, the people in Da Song should refute it fiercely.

But they can't open their mouths!

Six dynasties stand in the Kyushu Continent, and each dynasty has experienced countless wars.

Even today, there are still other countries on the border between the Great Song Dynasty and the Great Ming Dynasty.

But among the six great dynasties, the Great Song had the most defeats.

Some battles were defeated outrageously, with more troops, better weapons than the enemy, and more food and grass than the enemy.

But it happened to be defeated, this operation is very confusing.

And even more confusing operations are yet to come. Song has lost so many battles, and almost every time he pays compensation.

But the financial resources of the Great Song Dynasty are much richer than those of the Ming Dynasty. Many people in the Jianghu have not figured out this problem.

On the contrary, Daming is much simpler.

It's not that they haven't fought a big defeat, but the emperor is stubborn!

A long time ago, the rivers and lakes of the Ming Dynasty also wanted to follow the example of the Song Dynasty, and the rivers and lakes supported the court.

But a certain emperor of Ming Dynasty came directly.

"If it's cool, just stay and go. The rivers and lakes are rivers and lakes, and the court is the court."

"It's not the turn of the Jianghu people to intervene in the frontiers of Ming Dynasty. They want to kill the enemy and join the army!"

Thinking of this, all the Jianghu people in the Song Dynasty sighed.

Why is the emperor of his own family not up to date?

Don't be afraid of defeat, you have some backbone!You are making it difficult for us.

......

Seeing the silence below, Ye Chen continued to speak: "Ye Mou divided it into four grades in the Daming Rouge List."

"The numbers are two, three, three, two."

"Other rules are the same as the Song Dynasty Rouge List, women in the same class do not matter whether they are superior or inferior."

"Daming rouge list, No.10 in the fourth rank, Bai Axiu."

"Bai Axiu, the Snow Mountain Faction of the Western Regions, the granddaughter of Mr. Weide Bai Zizai."

"The appearance is beautiful, gentle and kind, the clothes are fluttering, and the figure is graceful."

"The character is gentle but strong, and she is very prone to tears."

"The big watery eyes looked at the toes, and tears fell down."

"Any man can't help but feel sorry for him when he sees it."

"It's actually an elf in the snow descending into the mortal world. After comprehensive consideration, it's placed tenth on the rouge list."

......

After listening to Bai Axiu's comments, Daming's quacks were all moved.

Gee!

If this kind of woman marries home, she won't be afraid of falling if she holds it in her hand, or it will melt if she holds it in her mouth.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Ye has dabbled in such inaccessible places as the Western Regions, which is amazing!

People in the Jianghu of the Ming Dynasty admire Mr. Ye for his knowledge and knowledge, but people in the Jianghu of the Song Dynasty are dismissive.

cut!

What's so great, can you be as beautiful as Xiaolongnv?

The Ming Rouge List is nothing more than that.

......

Ye Chen naturally noticed the expressions of the Jianghu people in the Song Dynasty, so don't slap them in the face now, take your time.

"No.9 in the fourth rank of the Ming Dynasty Rouge List, Liu Yiyi."

"Liu Yiyi, the master of the God of Cookery."

"His culinary skills are superb, with bright eyes and long black hair."

"The character is simple, kind and helpful. As the saying goes, if you want to conquer a man's heart, you must first conquer his stomach."

(Don't look, this word has been around for a long time. It comes from the "Southern History. Xun Boyu Biography" of the Tang Dynasty: "If Xu Mou rehabilitates, he must swallow a knife to scrape his intestines, and drink ashes to wash his stomach.")

"Liu Yiyi looks good, but if it weren't for his cooking skills, he might not have been on the rouge list."

......

After listening to the two women on the Ming Dynasty Rouge List one after another, everyone frowned.

Although these two women are beautiful, they are somewhat unappreciated in front of the picturesque beauty list of Song Dynasty Rouge.

Seeing this, the people from Dasong Jianghu jumped out.

"Mr. Ye, didn't you say that the Ming Dynasty rouge list is the most magnificent?"

"But now after hearing about the two beauties on the list, I don't think it's all that bad!"

Hearing this, everyone looked at Ye Chen.

People in the Ming Dynasty especially, all hoped that Mr. Ye could give a suitable explanation.

I don't want to be compared to Da Song's gang.

......

"Hehehe!"