Martial Arts: Storyteller in the Valley of the Wicked, Xiao Yuer works part-time

"Hey hey hey!"

"Unexpectedly, Mr. Ye is also a fellow, and there is nothing wrong with Li Mochou being ahead of Cheng Ying."

Seeing the enigmatic smiles of the people around them, some young quacks immediately panicked.

"No, why!"

"It doesn't make sense why you can rank ahead of Miss Cheng when you are older!"

"Oh! You are still young, you will understand when you grow up."

"Humph!"

Two cold snorts came out, and the quack in the inn immediately shut up.

"Ping'an Inn is a place to listen to books. If you dare to discuss these obscenities, you will never see the sun of tomorrow."

"Ha ha!"

"Although I promised Mr. Ye that he would not make a move within ten miles of the Ping An Inn, but I have no guarantee beyond ten miles."

"If you want me to hear another sentence that I don't want to hear, then you should try the Sun Moon Sect's Three Corpse Brain Pill!"

Yaoyue and Dongfang Bubai threatened one after the other. Although everyone was full of anger, they did not dare to vent.

snort!

Mr. Ye said this, and Mr. Ye set the rouge list.

Why don't you find trouble with him, you know how to bully us.

Curse you for being spanked by Mr. Ye at night.

(Ahem! There is no other meaning, so don’t think about it.)

......

Ignoring everyone's resentful eyes, Ye Chen continued to comment without changing his expression.

I dare say it was because they couldn't beat me, and they couldn't bear to beat me.

As for why you are so courageous, I don't know.

"The second round of the Great Song Rouge List has been reviewed, and now I want to review the first round of the Great Song Rouge List."

"Let me explain in advance, it is not an exaggeration to say that the woman in the first rank of the Song Rouge List is a fairy descending to earth."

"The Great Song Jianghu has been around for a hundred years, and there are only three of them."

Chapter 31 Song Dynasty's No. [-] Perfect Wife, Dongfang Bubai Is Not Happy

Ye Chen's words made everyone sit upright.

The beauties on the Song Rouge List are rare in the world, but even so, they did not receive such praise from Mr. Ye.

There are only three of them in the Great Song Jianghu in a hundred years. How beautiful they must be to be worthy of Mr. Ye's comments!

......

Ye Chen closed his eyes and remained silent for a moment, everyone was waiting for his opening.

I even want to see what this woman who was born after a hundred years of luck in the Great Song Dynasty looks like.

Opening his eyes, Ye Chen said, "Huang Rong ranks first and third on the rouge list."

"Huang Rong, the daughter of the owner of Peach Blossom Island."

"Combining the aura of heaven and earth in one body, she is gorgeous in the world, intelligent in ice and snow. She is exquisite and translucent, versatile, knowledgeable about the past and the present, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and cooking skills are even more amazing."

"There is a poem that says that the geese are frosty and cold, and the clouds are protecting the moon. The tender ice is still thin, and the brook (lian) is combing and sweeping."

"If you want to make powder with fragrance, it's hard to learn gorgeous makeup. The jade muscles are thin and thin, and they are heavier, and they are set off by dragon silk. Leaning on the east wind, smiling sweetly, turning to look forward to thousands of flowers and being ashamed."

"And her most outstanding feature lies in her ice and snow intelligence."

"If she falls in love with you, no matter what you do, she will always help you."

"You'll never be bored with her, she's smart enough to know what you know and think what you think."

"She will never let your day go by in vain. She will tease you, act like a baby, be jealous, and even make a clay figurine to tell you how much she cares about you."

"For such a woman, Ye Mou really has no reason not to put her at the top of the rouge list."

......

After speaking, there was silence in the inn.

The teacups in the hands of some quacks were slightly tilted, and their chests were also soaked in tea.

But no one cared about this situation, because they couldn't imagine that there would be such a perfect woman in this world.

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, a quack said tremblingly: "If I can get Huang Rong's favor."

"I would break my ribs and make her soup."

The companion next to him didn't react too much when he heard this, but just said in a stuttering way: "You don't have this chance."

"Miss Huang Rong will be the love of my life, you dare to rob me and kill you."

......

Tianzi No. [-] room.

The teacup in Dongfang Bubai's hands had been crushed to pieces.

She was not jealous of Huang Rong's beauty, nor did she care about Huang Rong's ability.

She was angry because Huang Rong had such a high evaluation in Ye Chen's mouth.

Although I never said that I like Ye Chen, I just don't like to hear that he admires other women so much.

"Humph!"

"It's just cooking, I will too!"

......

Tianzi No. [-] room.

After listening to Ye Chen's description, Lu Xiaofeng's saliva almost dropped.

"I didn't expect such a strange woman to exist in the world. No, I must go to Da Song."

"Ximen Chuuxue, don't forget what you said, you are only interested in swords, don't compete with me."

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at Lu Xiaofeng, and said calmly, "Huang Rong is the daughter of Yaoshi Wujue Huang."

"Go ahead if you're not afraid of death."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

It's really a bit tricky, I can't beat her father!

And the world is so big, Mr. Ye didn't mention Huang Rong's whereabouts.

......

Ye Chen put down his teacup and was about to continue his lecture.

A quack got up and asked, "Mr. Ye, Miss Huang is the most perfect woman in the world."

"Is there really a more perfect woman than her in the Great Song Jianghu?"

Ye Chen shook his folding fan lightly, and said with a smile, "If Huang Rong is the ultimate in the world, then the next two should be said to be fairies who don't eat the fireworks of the world."

"Especially the first one. If she can stay young forever, it's fine to call her a fairy."

"Wang Yuyan ranks first and second on the Song Rouge List."

"Born in Mandala Villa, childhood sweetheart with Murong Fu."

"Wang Yuyan's beauty is not like Zhong Ling's beauty, nor is it like A Zhu's elf and playfulness, and A Zi's glamorous and slim."

(I will never admit that I left out Mu Wanqing, there are too many beauties, I am blinded, woo woo woo!)

"She is dignified and graceful, she is as gentle as misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, her knowledge is as vast as mist, and she is proficient in a hundred schools of martial arts."

"Although I don't know a little bit of martial arts, but the theory of martial arts can be called a master."

"If you don't see the person, you should hear the voice first. A light sigh is enough to shake your body and take your soul away."

"Seeing his back, I feel shrouded in haze, like a fairyland."

"There is a poem that says, the moon sets and the crow crows at Taohuawu, and the light shirt and thin belt are condensed with flowers."

"Picking pearls and dew with jade hands, sighing the pain of parting. Tanlang is far away, where is the infatuation, and the mud and dry well are the destination in the world."

......

After speaking, the inn fell into silence again.

There are only occasional sighs.

"Wang San! Wang San! After living for so many years, why didn't you think of meeting these fairies in the world?"

"Even if you can't get it, it's good for you to go and see it!"

Countless people are berating themselves for living so many years in vain, saying that they are good-looking when they see any woman.

Now that I came to this Ping An Inn, I realized what it means to be beautiful in the world.

In addition, some people have found clues.

The last sentence of Mr. Ye, "Where is Tanlang far away from his infatuation, and the mud and dry well is the home of the world", does not sound like a description of a woman's beauty.

On the contrary, it was like a fortune-telling, Mr. Ye seemed to be talking about Wang Yuyan's fate.

Thinking of this, some daring quacks rolled their eyes and asked loudly: "Mr. Ye, that muddy well of yours is the end of the world."

"What do you mean? Could it be that Miss Wang's marriage is not with Murong Fu, but with someone in a dry well."

Hearing this sentence, everyone's eyes lit up.

When they heard Wang Yuyan and Murong Fu's childhood sweethearts, everyone thought it was hopeless, but now it seems that there is hope!

......

Facing everyone's eyes, Ye Chen shook his fan slightly, and said with a smile: "Everyone is joking."

"Ye is not a fortune teller, how can he know the fate of others?"

"The last two sentences are just added for rhyme, so don't worry about it."

Facing everyone's justification, everyone in the inn didn't believe it at all.

Ah!

Do you think we'll believe you?

When you and Wan Sanqian robbed people, they said inside and outside that they would die if they left the Ping An Inn.

Now you are commenting on Wang Yuyan's marriage, you are a god, we will not be fooled by you.

"By the way, do you remember that there is a dry well outside the Ping'an Inn!"

"That's where Mr. Ye said!"

"It seems that there really is one. Could it be that Wang Yuyan's true son is in there?"

"Probably yes, let's say it first, no one is allowed to snatch it from one person to one day, fate is destined."

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Chapter 32 The fairy who should not appear in the world, Zhang Sanfeng seeks medical treatment

I heard a group of quacks below discussing how to allocate the time for guarding the dry well at the gate.

The corner of Ye Chen's mouth was twitching constantly.

Didn't I just talk about the rise and comment on it?

Besides, Wang Yuyan and Duan Yu fell into the dry well, so she has something to do with you.

If you can wait for Wang Yuyan in this dry well, then you will be damned!