Now that the King of Han has lost power, His Royal Highness Taisun has started to make trouble.
Although this aggravation can't hit Lord Han, but he's so fucking disgusting and disgusting!
"By the way, what are you guys?"
Zhu Zhangui pretended to be very filial, and looked curiously at the things held by the eunuch behind Little Snotty.
Little Snot looked back, and said with an embarrassed smile: "The maidservant, like His Highness, is also here for the funeral."
The relatives and friends behind Zhu Zhangui understood this situation instantly.
It seems that the emperor is really angry.
The eyes of those who were in conflict with Lord Han rolled their eyes, and they started howling on the spot. Listening to the sad voice, it seemed that they were more uncomfortable than the death of their own father.
But the tearless corners of the eyes and the raised corners of the mouth betrayed their feelings.
Hearing the chaotic howling behind him, Zhu Zhangui waved his hand to stop and said: "You are crying too chaotically, it can't reflect the sad and tragic mood and sense of ceremony that we lost the second uncle. We must have rhythm, we must There is a form... it all depends on me."
After finishing speaking, while everyone was watching, Zhu Zhangui took out a piece of ginger from his sleeve, wiped the corner of his eyes, stretched out his hand to mess up the bun on his head, and let his hair be disheveled, he raised his voice and roared loudly.
"My second uncle, why are you leaving like this!" (Shouted in Henan dialect)
Chapter 62: Second Aunt, you have to hold on, everything depends on me!
The outer courtyard of the palace.
Mrs. Zhang looked at Webster in hemp and filial piety, suppressed a smile, and said sullenly:
There's no way, don't sullen Zhang, afraid that she can't help laughing.
"Brothers and sisters, it's not me, the sister-in-law, talking about you."
"Our grandfather made a rule that the back room can't interfere in politics, and doesn't care about anything. This old man still has to say what he should say."
"The second child is a bit past today. The old man is saying that he is also his father. He is said to be a few words. This is unacceptable. Your elder brother is scolded every day, and I have never seen him not answering a sentence, let alone making such a big fuss. gone."
"The old man is the emperor after all. If the second child makes such a fuss, how can he ask the old man to step down. If the old man can't step down, this matter won't end."
"Listen to my sister-in-law's persuasion, talk to the second child, let him be soft, and then let your elder brother talk to the third child, this matter will be over. The old saying is good, there is no obstacle that the family cannot overcome, and they keep making trouble like this Let’s go down, let’s not talk about the uncomfortable life of the family, and let outsiders see the joke, don’t you think so!”
"Yes, sister-in-law is right."
Webster nodded in agreement, but secretly rolled his eyes in his heart.
Hmph, this guy surnamed Zhang speaks better than sings.
If your man doesn't quarrel with the old man, it's because you are cowardly.
If my man is going to be like your man, I will never even think about being a prince in this life.
"My second uncle, why are you leaving like this!"
Just when Wei Shi was about to say a few polite words and was about to send Zhang Shi away who was watching the excitement.
A howl made her jump.
Then she didn't understand what was going on.
A man with disheveled hair rushed in and hugged her.
Being hugged by this, Wei Shi was dumbfounded at the time.
It was the first time for her to be hugged by another man besides her family and Han Wang Zhu Gaoxu after growing up so big.
"Second aunt, you have to hold on!"
Full of fragrant jade, endless joy!
"Second Aunt, Second Uncle is gone, and me, you can't do stupid things. From now on, I..."
Wei Shi, who was hugged by Zhu Zhangui, blushed and wanted to struggle away, but she was not as strong as Zhu Zhangui, no matter how she moved, she couldn't break free.
Coupled with the stimulation of Zhu Zhangui's strong masculine aura, she, who hadn't been in the water with Zhu Gaoxu for a long time, felt a little weak in her legs.
"Let... put..."
Webster struggled hard a few times, wanting Zhu Zhangui to let go.
But Zhu Zhangui looked like I could understand, and said sadly with tears: "Don't worry, second aunt, I am the oldest brother in the family. I will be responsible for the second uncle's funeral to the end, and all family affairs will be entrusted to me. I will let him rest in peace." Go on your way with peace of mind."
"Cough cough..."
Mrs. Zhang on the other side was about to cry when she saw Webster, so she let out the anger she had suffered a few days ago, and coughed a few times to remind her son not to go too far, because there are outsiders around.
Zhu Zhangui also accepted as soon as he saw it, let go of Webster, and wiped his nose and tears.
"Second Aunt, where is Second Uncle's body? I want to take one last look at him."
Webster, whose pretty face was flushed, did not dare to look at Zhu Zhangui, and stretched out his jade finger to point to the inner hall.
Zhu Zhangui nodded, reached out and snatched the soul banner from Zhu Zhanqi's hand, and the filial piety clothes on his body.
"Zhanqi, you are still young. There are many rules for funerals. If you fail to do it well, you will be laughed at by others. Come... let the elder brother take your place! You can take your younger siblings to play!"
Zhu Zhanqi, who was only eight years old, heard that he didn't need to kneel here and could go out to play, and his mother just blushed and didn't object, nodding happily.
"Cough cough!"
After seeing off the little ones, Zhu Zhangui gave a dry cough and hung up the filial piety clothes of the younger ones.
In fact, he wanted to wear it, but it was too small.
Picking up the soul banner, he turned his head and said to the relatives and friends behind him and Little Snot: "Everyone, we can't make Second Uncle wait too long, let's go see him off!"
After speaking, he waved to the musician who was hiding aside.
"What are you doing there, keep playing music, keep dancing, oh, no, keep crying!"
Palace Hall.
Holding the wine glass in his hands, Zhu Pangpang looked at Zhu Gaoxu who was eating the tribute, pointed to the coffin of the rice box and said speechlessly: "Second brother, you...you...you are really going to die!"
Zhu Gaoxu didn't say a word, took a plate of eight-treasure rice and started to eat.
Seeing that the eldest Zhu Pangpang was speaking incoherently, the youngest Zhu Gaosui rolled his eyes at Zhu Pangpang, and looked at Zhu Gaoxu helplessly.
"Second brother, let's stop joking."
Zhu Gaoxu didn't speak, he ate eight-treasure rice.
Zhu Pangpang was so greedy seeing the wolf-hungry appearance.
Swallowing the food in his mouth, Zhu Gaoxu shook off the residue on his hands, looked at Zhu Pangpang and Zhu Gaosui and said, "Okay, I've finished the farewell wine, you all go back and do your work! Come and take a look when I'm buried, Even if it's all about our brotherhood."
Got it!
Seeing Zhu Gaoxu's determined look like eating a weight, the two felt helpless for a while.
Zhu Pangpang persuaded anxiously: "Don't, second brother, I'll let you know what happened to you. If the old man scolds you like that, you won't be able to take it anymore."
He stretched out his hand and patted his chest, "You learn from me, he uses scolding me every day as a joke, look at when I was in a hurry and said something to him, I don't know him as well. He is our father, who is our son? If you don’t want to be scolded, just put it in your left ear and out of your right ear.”
After speaking, he gave Zhu Gaosui a nod.
Zhu Gaosui nodded repeatedly.
"Second brother, elder brother is right, just don't be as knowledgeable as the old man."
After finishing speaking, seeing that Zhu Gaoxu was still eating, he stretched out his hand angrily and snatched the plate from Zhu Gaoxu's hand, Zhu Gaoxuan said solemnly: "Second brother, stop making trouble, the boss and I will accompany you to finish the drink, and the three of us will enter the palace together. The old man kowtowed to admit his mistake, the boss and I were talking to you, the old man calmed down, and this matter is over."
Zhu Gaoxu glanced at him, lowered his head and said nothing.
It was obvious that Zhu Gaoxu didn't want to go.
"Second brother, the old man is just like that. It's been so many years. Who do you spare with his mouth?"
"As I said, the battle is about to start, and it's time for you to contribute. He must beat you first, so as to save you from making mistakes on the battlefield."
Zhu Gaoxu felt much more at ease after the eldest brother and the third had exhausted their words for so long.
Sighing, looking at the two of them, he said, "Maybe it really won't work this time."
Pointing in the direction of the palace, Zhu Gaoxu said unhappily: "I have been beaten by him for most of my life. I work hard every day, but in the end I was scolded bloody by him. He is not angry with me, he He is telling everyone that no one is as good as him."
While talking, Zhu Gaoxu sniffed aggrievedly, stood up and wiped his face.
"I, I won't play with him anymore."
Then, under the bewildered eyes of Zhu and Pangpang, they turned over and lay down in the coffin made of rice boxes.
Zhu Pangpang and Zhu Gaosui looked at each other dumbfoundedly, and hurried to the side of the rice box.
I looked at the coffin curiously, thinking where did I find this thing?
Zhu Gaoxu didn't care, and explained to the two enthusiastically.
"I'm in a hurry. I didn't get the coffin, so I replaced it with a rice box. But it's quite appropriate. I'll bury it like this when the imperial decree arrives."
Zhu Pangpang and the two were dumbfounded.
"Second brother, you have played with it, why did it become real?"
"Yes, second child, come out quickly, this is so outrageous."
"The decree has arrived!"
"Second Uncle, I'm late!"
Just when the two were trying to persuade each other, the shouting of the imperial decree from the little snot suddenly came to mind outside the door, as well as a call of howling ghosts and wolves.
Chapter 63: Second uncle, I think I want to die today.
The two of them were stunned and looked out the door together.
Zhu Gaoxu also raised his body subconsciously, showing half of his head and looking out.
But then he thought that he was having a fight with the old man, snorted coldly, and lay down again.
"Second brother, don't lie down, come out quickly, the imperial decree is here."
"Yes, second brother, stop making trouble, the imperial edict is here, hurry up and receive the imperial edict."
"Who messed with him? I'll be honest, I'm waiting for his imperial decree now."
Seeing that no amount of persuasion would work, the two cared too much, and hurriedly knelt facing the door to welcome the imperial edict.
Just as the two knelt down, the scene outside the door stunned them.
I saw Little Snot holding the imperial decree in one hand, and supporting Zhu Zhangui, who was crying out of shape, to move forward.
Behind the two, the funeral objects originally held by the little eunuch were snatched by the relatives and friends of the royal family, each holding the objects happily.
No, they walked in with sad faces and tears on their faces.
Behind the group of people, the musicians played sad dirges, and the servants of the King of Han's mansion, who had been driven away, walked in with the support of Princess Wei Wei and the wives and concubines of the King of Han who were a little weak.
In the end, there is the princess Zhang who has a strange expression, wants to laugh but can't laugh, wants to cry but can't cry.
"This... this... this..."
Looking at the big battle in front of him, Zhu Zhangui was dressed in such a suit, Zhu Pangpang felt like he was dead.
He stretched out his hand and squeezed his thigh.
"Hiss, it hurts so much, it's not a dream."
"That's not right, the second child is having an awkward fight with the old man, looking for death, why is my son playing the flag?"
Zhu Gaosui, who was kneeling on the other side of the rice box, looked at Zhu Zhangui who came in with a white banner, and poked his teeth with a toothache.
This eldest nephew really knows how to play, and after watching for a while, the second child is somewhat affected.
This kid is very mean-spirited. He bullied him like that when the second child was in charge of the country. Now that he has a chance, he will definitely tease him back.
Thinking of what would happen later, Zhu Gaosui was almost amused by his own reverie.
"His Royal Highness, please stand for a while, and the slaves will finish reading the oral order first."
Helping Zhu Zhangui, who was crying and out of shape, walked to the door, snotted and whispered, let go of Zhu Zhangui and stood up straight.
"The emperor's word of mouth!"
Although Zhu Pangpang is still a little dazed now, he still kneels down subconsciously to say hello.
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