Sun Wukong's face suddenly changed, and his hair stood on end.
Chapter 147 Live Barbecue Roaring Dog, Queen Mother Blushes!
It is still under the Five Elements Mountain.
But the style of painting changed abruptly, and the golden flame scorched the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
But on the golden cudgel is a thin dog that has been roasted deliciously!
Although the thin dogs don’t look like meat, they can be divided into different types!
For example, dogs like filial piety dogs that run in the sky every day and are bathed in immortal energy are fat girls that are tender and delicious.
Sun Wukong was already drooling looking at it from the sidelines.Although I am a little sorry for the old man Ruyi Golden Cudgel, this filial dog is really fragrant!
That's right, at this time Xuanzang had already roasted the filial piety dog. It was roasted until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Sun and Moon"
First of all, Xuanzang didn't offend anyone, and the Xiaotian dog wanted to bite him, so is it reasonable for him to roast the Xiaotian dog?
It’s just that only dog meat seems too monotonous, Xuanzang looked at the monkey beside him, and said kindly: “Monkey, you should know that, these days, not a single catty of meat on your body is for nothing. wrong?"
"Xuanzang? What are you talking about? I don't understand what it means?"
Monkey King felt his head and feet were cold, his head was a little dizzy, and his heart was not good.
This monk, isn't it enough that he thinks the filial dog is not enough and wants to play with it?
"I heard that tofu nao is good with dog meat, but it doesn't exist here." Xuanzang said.
"Xuanzang, if you ask my grandson, I don't have any." Sun Wukong replied innocently.
"Ahem, there is a formula in the folk, which can be replaced by monkey brain." Xuanzang smiled more and more warmly.
"I lost it!"
Sun Wukong quickly hugged his head, and with a nervous look on his monkey face, he said quickly: "Xuanzang, don't come here!"
"You are human, please be human! My grandson is only five hundred years old, so young!"
At this moment, a thousand beasts trampled past Sun Wukong's heart.
Never thought that this monk was playing with it from the very beginning?
No wonder it is so good to it, it is happy water and bananas and various fruits!
This is a pot of fattening!
Monkey King has no doubts about Xuanzang's determination to eat tofu nao, there is nothing he dare not do!
After all, the filial dog is stewed, let alone it?
It also gave Yang Jian face, and at most interrupted the filial dog's dog legs, stewing will not stew!
Why, people in this Buddhist sect are better than animals!
In this comparison, Tathagata is still very good, just suppress it!
Xuanzang wanted to eat it!
"Xuanzang, who has my grandson never obeyed?"
"Don't come here!"
"It's kind of waiting for me to get out of trouble, let's compete!"
Sun Wukong spoke quickly, but Xuanzang was getting closer.
Xuanzang stretched out his hand, and finally just touched Sun Wukong's messy head, and said with a smile: "Silly monkey, how could I do such an outrageous thing!"
Even so, the shadow in Sun Wukong's heart did not go down at all.
Xuanzang's smile standing in the sun is really too permeating.
"Holy Monk, Holy Monk!" Sun Wukong changed his words, showing respect.
As for whether Xuanzang was joking or telling the truth, only he knew.
Xuanzang continued to roast Xiaotian dogs. After all, they have lived for thousands of years, so they are not easy to cook!
In this gap, Xuanzang started the live broadcast of the chat group.
"Ding, Journey to the West started a chat group live broadcast!"
"Ding, Immortal King An Lan joined the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, the Demon Queen joined the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Kyushu No. [-] Golden Elixir joins the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Foshan Ip Man joined the live broadcast!"
……
As the live broadcast camera switched, many group members also saw the Five Elements Mountain and Xuanzang and Monkey King who were grilling under the Five Elements Mountain.
Ye Fan is really not black: "I'm going, Brother Xuan, this is Wuzhishan, right? That unkempt monkey is a great sage? Also, Brother Xuan, what are you roasting, you can smell the aroma through the live broadcast!"
The No. [-] Golden Elixir in Kyushu: "Whoever sees it will have a share, Elder Xuanzang! People want to eat it too!"
The Demon Queen: "Wang Wu, show some face! Don't try to mess with everything, I haven't even said a word, Queen."
Immortal King Anlan: "That's the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Although he looks disheveled, his eyes are piercing and full of fighting spirit. He is worthy of being Xuanzang's apprentice."
Ye Fan is really not dark: "That's natural, the great sage has piercing eyes, and no monsters can hide from him."
Journey to the West: "As you can see, the live broadcast is now under the Five Elements Mountain. As for what the barbecue is, you should be able to tell that it is a dog!"
The No. [-] Golden Elixir in Kyushu: "Dog meat is very delicious! It is a perfect match with tofu brain!"
Ye Fan is really not black: "Is there such a way to eat?"
Chunqiu Sword Armor: "Indeed, I was lucky enough to eat it once when I was young."
Bad handsome: "Find a chance to try!"
Playboy: "This rich man will order a takeaway on the spot!"
Favorite drink of animal milk: "Wow Kaka, I want to eat it too!"
Ye Fan is really not bad: "Uh... I remember that there are no dog monsters in Journey to the West, so this can't be a filial dog?"
Ye Fan made a bold guess!
Journey to the West: "Congratulations, you got the answer right! But there is no reward!"
Ye Fan is really not black: "Really, brother Xuan, you roasted the filial dog. Yang Jian will not fight for you!"
Ye Fan was shocked, Yang Jian is the God of War in the Three Realms, a dog lover!
Fortuneteller: "Great!"
Yan Shuang gave a thumbs up and had to obey Xuanzang's operation.
Kyushu No. [-] Golden Elixir: "Isn't it just a dog? Eat it and eat it!"
The head of the Yunlan Sect: "I believe that the monk Xuanzang has a reason to do it."
The Pope of Wuhundian: "I will always support Brother Xuanzang!"
Journey to the West: "It's simply hungry! It just so happened that this filial dog found fault and simply roasted it. But don't worry, it's just roasted the flesh. As long as the soul is still there, it's not a big problem."
Immortal King Anlan: "That's right, if you roast it, you will roast it! What kind of God of War is Yang Jian, if you dare to trouble Brother Xuan, I, An Lan, will be the first to go up and scold him!"
Ye Fan is really not fooled: "Brother An Lan, Yang Jian is a person with a holy body, are you sure? Don't call me when the time comes, brother Xuan, save me!"
Immortal King Anlan: "So powerful!"
Fortune Teller: "Myths are no joke, every world has its own rules!"
Journey to the West: "An Lan, a man is as good as his promise, and he must practice what he says. I will find a chance for you and Yang Jian to challenge each other!"
Immortal King Anlan: "Brother Xuan, will you be beaten to death?"
Journey to the West: "It's okay, just pay attention in the next life, the pain will only be a moment."
Immortal King An Lan: "Uh..."
While talking, the Xiaotian dog has been roasted to half-cooked, almost edible.
After the filial piety dog Yuanshen came out of his body, he returned directly to the Heavenly Court, the Judicial Heavenly Palace.
"Master, you have to be the master for me!"
The filial dog is clutching its buttocks, and can feel the taste of being roasted by the fire every moment. The key is that Xuanzang even skewered it with a Ruyi golden cudgel, which is simply inappropriate.
This is what monks do!
"……"Yang Jian!
"..." Brothers of the Mei family!
"..." Grass Head God.
In fact, they all saw it in the sky and knew what happened to Xiaotian Dog, but no one dared to go up.
Even if Yang Jian wanted to rescue him, it was too late!
"Second Master, what do you think?" Boss Mei said.
"Write it down in the book first, and then calculate it later. Find a good body for Xiaotian Dog."
Yang Jian left the palace with a sullen face, without saying a word.
He wants to find Xuanzang, but will the Queen Mother agree?
I'm afraid the Queen Mother is also watching at this moment!
Yang Jian guessed right. In the Yaochi Palace, the Queen Mother looked at the scene in the Linglong Mirror where Xuanzang strung a filial dog on a string, and laughed so hard that a blush appeared on her graceful and beautiful face.
……
Chapter 148 Houtu Da Tianzun engages in Xuanzang, the monkey is autistic
West Paradise, Lingshan Daleiyin Temple.
At this time, the Tathagata stopped speaking, and many Arhats and Buddhas were silent!
The same was true for several Bodhisattvas, all of them were silent.
The scene under the Five Elements Mountain was all in their eyes.
After all, this is the beginning of the journey to the west, and it is related to the interests of Buddhism, so they naturally have to pay attention.
However, in fact, this deviates from what they expected, and even deviates greatly.
It was supposed to be Xuanzang who rescued Monkey King and crossed Monkey King to the door of emptiness.
But what's going on now?Xuanzang roasted a Xiaotian dog at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and shared it with the Monkey King.
"Cough cough..."
Arhat subduing the dragon, Maitreya Buddha subconsciously touched the five internal organs temple.
Is there a problem with roasting dogs, no problem, this is a very reasonable thing!
But Xuanzang, it is your fault that you eat alone.
"Tathagata Buddha, what do you think?"
On the side, the Burning Lamp Buddha with a withered and old face asked.
Tathagata Buddha shook his head, looked at Maitreya Buddha lying on the side, and asked, "Maitreya Buddha, what do you think?"
Maitreya Buddha laughed fatly and trembled, looked down at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and asked, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, what do you think?"
Guanyin lowered her eyelids, thought for a moment and said, "Will this move hurt the face of Tianting?"
Maitreya shook his head and said casually, "It's just dog meat, what's the problem?"
"..." Tathagata Buddha.
"No problem." Guanyin said.
You'll Also Like
-
Carefree Life in the World of Film and Television
Chapter 1182 2 hours ago -
Lords Trying to Survive: Strategizing from a Rundown Yard
Chapter 1547 2 hours ago -
Qin Official
Chapter 1040 2 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: Please Ascend the Immortal Ceremony, I Became a National Treasure!
Chapter 1654 2 hours ago -
Supreme Daddy
Chapter 1900 2 hours ago -
I pretend to be a fortune teller in a fantasy world
Chapter 1465 2 hours ago -
The God-Level Prodigal Son of the Tang Dynasty
Chapter 1849 2 hours ago -
I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive
Chapter 400 16 hours ago -
I Became the Leader of Academy City
Chapter 132 16 hours ago -
I Am Actually the Main Villain in the Novel
Chapter 200 16 hours ago