Daqin: Ugly children tell stories, the emperors beg to shut up

Once traveling to the mainland of Kyushu, Ying Chang'an accidentally became the nineteenth prince of the Great Qin Empire, and obtained the storyteller system.

Adhering to the idea that a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor fellow, Ying Chang'an completely let himself go.

Ying Chang'an: "It is said that there is a man who is like a shooting star. He captured two kings in one battle, launched the Xuanwumen Incident, killed his brother and forced his father, and ascended to the throne of God."

Li Shimin: "Who's brat, how can he talk nonsense?"

Ying Chang'an: "It is said that there is another person, who is a vassal king, but his heart is attached to the throne. He waits for his father to ascend to heaven, and kills his nephew Yunwen with his hands."

Zhu Di: "Father, my son was wronged, that brat from Daqin is talking nonsense."

Ying Chang'an: "It is said that there is a female emperor who raises three thousand face heads."

Wu Zetian: "Win Chang'an, I will take your skin off!"

Faced with the common accusations from several major dynasties in Kyushu, Qin Emperor Yingzheng said helplessly: "Son, you said it very well, don't say it again next time."

001 This prince can deal with him, he really beats him with his own brother!

Xianyang City.

Dongshi Street was crowded with people.

A little cute baby with red lips and white teeth was sitting on the high platform, drooling passionately.

"It is said that there is a man who was born as a prince and was the second child. He rode alone for thousands of miles, escorted outside Yanmen Pass, and fought alone with [-] Turkic cavalry. He made great achievements when he was young."

"This man is very lucky, and he is like a shooting star. He captured two kings in one battle, and won thousands of miles of land for his father."

"Who would have thought that once he was a prince, he could not escape the fate of his brothers fighting against each other."

"Outside the Xuanwu Gate, he murdered his brother and forced his father, and he became the Ninth Five-Year King in one fell swoop, shocking the world."

The cute baby's voice was crisp and clear, which attracted many people to stop and watch.

Some people just watched the excitement, and thought it was interesting for a little doll to set up a stage to tell a story.

Some people were fascinated by it, clapping their hands from time to time.

"Little Nineteen, shut up! You are a big prince of Qin, and you put up a stage to tell a story in the street. Are you ashamed? I'm going to tell my father, and let my father open your ass!"

Under the high platform, Hu Hai had his hips akimbo, gloating at his misfortune, making people want to give him two slaps.

Just as Xiaomengwa was about to retort at Hu Hai, a voice suddenly sounded in her mind.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the storyteller system, and will receive an additional 10000 popularity points, which can be exchanged for a chance to draw ten consecutive bronzes. 】

"Finally activated!"

The little cute baby's big eyes full of childish innocence are shining.

His name is Ying Chang'an, he traveled to the mainland of Kyushu half a year ago and became the nineteenth prince of the Qin Dynasty.

In this world, dynasties stand side by side, and martial arts are rampant.

Among them, the Qin, Han, Tang, and Ming empires were the most powerful.

a few days ago.

Win Chang'an to obtain the storyteller system, the activation condition is storyteller.

therefore.

He came to Dongshi Street today, and asked his maid, Yao Meier, to build a high platform and officially set it up for storytelling.

Unexpectedly, not long after the start, Hu Hai brought people over to smash the scene.

"System, redeem the lottery!"

Ying Chang'an gave the order without hesitation.

He had already beaten Hu Hai.

Just because Ying Zheng gave Yao Meier to Ying Chang'an, Hu Hai was jealous and always wanted to find fault with him.

If you don't beat Hu Hai violently today, how can you live up to the teachings of your elder brother Fu Su Yide?

[Successful draw! 】

[Congratulations to the host for gaining the power of ten bulls. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a middle-grade vitality pill. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a leaf of Bodhi tea. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a pill of washing tendons and cutting marrow. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the low-level heavenly skill "Bagua Wuyingquan". 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a low-level exercise experience book. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining ten fairy rattan chairs. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the low-level heaven-level exercise "Golden Bell Cover Iron Shirt". 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting a pot of Green Ant Spring Carving Wine. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a pair of golden silk armor. 】

【Ding!All item rewards have been automatically stored in the system backpack, please check or withdraw by yourself. 】

A series of reward prompts crazily pounded Ying Changan's little heart.

This reward is really good.

After the lottery draw was completed, Ying Changan felt so full of strength that he couldn't pull back even a few cows.

He looked at Hu Hai who was domineering under the high platform, and grinned.

"You, what are you laughing at?"

Seeing Ying Chang'an's malicious smile, Hu Hai felt a chill in his heart for no reason.

Ying Changan shook his little head: "It's nothing, I just look at you like a sandbag."

"Sandbag? What do you mean?"

Hu Hai didn't quite understand.

But he didn't need to understand.

because.

next second.

A little cute baby fell from the sky, crushed Hu Hai to the ground, and was beaten violently when he went up.

The small fists are round and round, and they look very powerful.

"Fuck! Stop hitting, stop hitting! Aww! Ah!"

After a few back and forth, Hu Hai's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he kept hugging his head and begging for mercy.

But Winning Chang'an didn't mean to stop at all, instead he fought harder and harder.

"Don't you want to sue? Don't you want my father to open up my ass? Labor and management first open up your ass!"

Hu Hai kept crying: "Don't hit me, don't hit me anymore, can't I be wrong?"

"Knowing it's wrong and finding fault on purpose, it's even more important to fight! Slap!"

Ying Chang'an slapped him across the face, half of Hu Hai's face swelled up quickly.

"Then I don't know, can't I not know?"

Hu Hai wanted to cry but had no tears, he didn't know what to say.

"I don't even know what's wrong with me, why shouldn't I fight? Crack!"

Another small slap slapped him, and the other half of Hu Hai's face was also swollen.

I am Nima!

Is it wrong to co-author me?

and also.

Don't you want a spanking?

What does it mean to slap me in the face?

Hu Hai was slapped with stars in his eyes, and he was about to disappear.

The few guards he brought were also dumbfounded.

They looked at each other in blank dismay, not daring to act rashly.

Ying Chang'an is also the prince, who dares to touch him?

The onlookers on Dongshi Street were stunned.

The nineteenth prince looked like a porcelain doll with red lips and white teeth, harmless to humans and animals, who knew he was actually a little devil in the world?

This prince can get along with him, he really beats him with his own brother!

"Brother, brother, please, you are my own brother, no, you are my own father, stop beating, otherwise you will die."

"Woooooo!"

Hu Hai covered his swollen face like a pig's head, crying loudly in the street, splashing his nose and tears all over the floor.

"I don't believe it, unless you really die and show me."

Ying Chang'an's voice was clear and lovely, with two small white canine teeth hanging from the corners of his mouth, but the smile on his face looked like a little devil no matter how you looked at it.

"what?"

Hearing this, Hu Hai's whole body was in a bad mood, he slumped on the ground a little weakly, closed his eyes, and resigned himself to fate.

"stop!"

At this time, a sharp voice suddenly sounded.

ps. The new book sets sail, looking for flower evaluation tickets! .

002 Sorry, being a prince means you can do whatever you want

Ying Chang'an turned his head and saw a thin, pale eunuch walking over.

Zhao Gao?

Cut, really boring.

Ying Changan curled his lips in disgust.

"The CRRC government ordered to save me."

Seeing Zhao Gao's figure, Hu Hai's eyes lit up instantly, and he cried loudly.

In many terrified eyes.

Zhao Gao approached slowly.

He glanced at Hu Hai who was beaten into a pig's head.

The coldness in the eyes flashed past.

Followed by.

He put on a smile of a dog slave, and asked respectfully: "I don't know what the eighteenth prince did wrong to let the nineteenth prince beat elder brother in the street?"

Good guy!

A short sentence.

Zhao Gao labeled Ying Chang'an as "beating his elder brother in the street".

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