A distance of three meters, projecting an intercontinental missile!
Chen Shu looked calm: "The latest squatting posture researched by experts is said to help relieve constipation. Is there anyone who hasn't tried it?"
Xie Sunan said happily: "There is indeed a scientific basis. My constipation is completely cured now."
"I like this posture." Xu Xingxing smiled shyly.
After all, the three of them fell to the ground one after another, and opened the toilet cubicle with a calm expression, without any panic.
This psychological quality can be described as leveraged.
A quick operation made the others feel unconfident, so they could only watch them leave calmly in a daze.
……
Chapter 96 sorry, you can really do whatever you want
"Are you really old?!"
Chen Shu looked left and right, still unable to believe that an old man suddenly became a student? !
Xie Sunan raised her eyebrows: "Which of your eyes can't tell that I'm Xie Sunan?"
Chen Shu replied: "Three eyes didn't see it."
"It is indeed a bit magical."
Xu Xingxing was also full of surprise, and said: "Although there is a big difference in age, but the wretched temperament revealed between the brows, and the smell of pork on the body, I can confirm that I am right."
"..."
Xie Sunan doesn't want to explain anymore, I'm just a little more mature, is it wrong?
The three of them frolicked and returned to the classroom.
Due to the establishment of the special training class, the students in the third year of high school were re-divided into classes.
The original classroom of the first class of Beastmaster was given up to the special training class.
At this time, the classroom was almost full of people, and the three of them looked calm, as if the leader was patrolling, and slowly came to the back seat.
In the special training class, Chen Shu didn't know many people, only Xu Xiaoyu, Xia Bing, Wang Qinghan and the duo beside him.
"Chen Shu, give me the homework."
Xu Xiaoyu came to his seat. As the monitor of the former Class One Royal Beast, she came to collect homework immediately.
Chen Shu spread his hands and said, "No, I'm in the fifth class of Beast Master, and the teacher didn't assign any homework."
Xu Xiaoyu was speechless, as expected, she said, "Where did Xia Bing's homework come from?"
"Uh……"
Xu Xingxing and Xie Sunan on the side both said: "Okay, Chen Shu, just hand in your homework, I know you have already done it."
"Be good as your sister!" Chen Shu's mouth twitched, pointing at the two of them.
"Why don't you accept their homework?"
"We are transfer students!"
Both of Xu Xingxing's bodies were straight, with a look of gloating.
"Is this the privilege of transfer students?!"
Chen Shu wailed, and said with a humble face: "Xiao Yu, based on our relationship, don't report my name, just treat it as I have already handed it in."
As the class monitor, Xu Xiaoyu naturally hoped that all the homework could be collected, and said, "You didn't do any homework for two months during the summer vacation?"
"I remember that I had already done half of it before going to bed last night." Chen Shu scratched his head.
"What about the other half?"
"When I woke up, I realized that the front half was just a dream..."
"..."
The corner of Xu Xiaoyu's mouth twitched, he was completely speechless.
Chen Shuyu said earnestly: "Xiao Yu, just say you have collected everything, and then hand it in."
"The teacher is not stupid, how could he not see it?!"
"It's all right. In the past, there were dozens of students in the class. Zhang Dali only accepted three homeworks, so he just told the teacher that he had collected all of them."
Xu Xingxing and the two stared at each other, dare to say that they have all been collected? !It is really fearless!
Xu Xiaoyu questioned: "Does the teacher believe it?"
"Uh...his career as class representative has come to an end."
"..."
While the two were talking, a man in short sleeves came in. He was tall and thin, with black-rimmed glasses, and looked a bit serious.
"Xu Xiaoyu, let's go back! Chen Shu doesn't need to accept his homework."
As soon as the man walked in, the classroom became extremely quiet.
"I will be your homeroom teacher for a year, my name is Shen Wushuang!"
Chen Shu's eyes rolled. He had never seen the teacher in front of him, and it seemed that the school hired him with a lot of money.
Nanjiang No. [-] Middle School is really desperate.
A fat man wearing glasses said: "Teacher! It should be the student's duty to hand in homework, no one can be an exception."
Chen Shu narrowed his eyes, little fat man, did you mess with me on the first day?
Shen Wushuang said with a smile: "Student Chen Shu's cultural subject score is 396. If anyone can get 390, the cultural subject homework will be free!"
"As long as your ability is outstanding enough, then you can have privileges!"
Sun Ziyang said dissatisfied: "Teacher, it's amazing to be capable! Can you ignore the school rules?"
Shen Wushuang spread his hands, shrugged, and said, "Sorry, you can really do whatever you want with the ability!"
Chen Shu smiled, he didn't expect this teacher to be interesting.
Shen Wushuang looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, from now on, you must remember that you are in the special training class! As long as your grades are good enough, you can ignore the rules!"
"Of course, I'm referring to the school rules. If you kill people and set fire to them, it will be under the control of the Zhenling Bureau."
Seeing that the students in the class had nothing to say, Shen Wushuang nodded in satisfaction.
"Maybe everyone has discovered that there are more than [-] people in the special training class, and the school specially recruits outstanding transfer students."
Shen Wushuang looked at the few people in the class and nodded.
Immediately, four people got up and came to the podium.
"Wang Qinghan, the contract spirit is an A-level fire elemental spirit! The talent for controlling beasts is extremely good!"
Wang Qinghan nodded with a smile on his face. He looked kind, but there was always a sense of indifference that rejected people thousands of miles away.
"Du Long, the contracted spirit is an A-level earth dragon, and the talent for controlling beasts is excellent!"
Du Long is an ordinary-looking boy with arrogance in his eyes.
No matter when it is, the dragon contract spirit is not easy, even if it is a sub-dragon with inferior blood.
Sure enough, as soon as the words came out, all the students in the class looked at him one after another. No wonder the school specially recruited him.
"Xie Sunan! The contract spirit is a B-level insect butterfly, proficient in searching!"
Quite a few people gave a 'chirp', most of the people in the special training class were B-level, obviously they didn't like Xie Sunan.
Boom!
At this moment, a sound came, as if metal fell to the ground, and many people looked at it one after another.
On the spot, many people's faces turned green, and there was a hint of fear in their eyes.
I saw a butcher's knife suddenly fell out of Xie Sunan's clothes, with dark blood stains on the blade, which made people immediately think of human blood.
For students, this can already be called a murder weapon.
"Sorry, sorry, occupational disease! I accidentally carried it on my body."
Xie Sunan picked up the butcher's knife, and her demeanor suddenly became a bit ferocious.
"Occupational diseases?!"
Everyone's faces turned pale, and they all prayed that Xie Sunan didn't see the disdain they showed just now.
The corners of Shen Wushuang's mouth twitched, he didn't expect that someone would come to school with a butcher's knife.
"Students, don't worry, this is the last transfer student."
"Xu Xingxing! The contracted spirit is an A-level mutant Thunderbird, and its talent is at an excellent level."
Xu Xingxing looked much more normal, and he smiled shyly, which made people like him.
Xie Sunan touched him with her arm, and said in a low voice, "Your clothes are messed up."
"Uh, sorry!"
Xu Xingxing smiled shyly and straightened his clothes. Under his white shirt, he was actually wearing a blue and white hospital gown!
It can be seen at a glance that it is worn by a mental patient.
"Ah this..."
Everyone in the class was shocked. The school is really hungry, and they actually poached people from the mental hospital? !
"Don't be nervous, everyone! I also work part-time during summer vacation."
Xu Xingxing smiled slightly, the shy and gentle smile in the eyes of others, now it seems so abnormal.
Don't all mental patients laugh like this?
Chapter 97 Do you think this makes sense?
"Teacher! I am applying to withdraw from the special training class!"
"I want to quit too!"
"Knowledge is precious, life is more expensive! Let me go!"
Many people raised their hands and said that they wanted to escape from the special training class.
Is this really what normal people do?
Shen Wushuang also had a headache. As the head teacher, he had made preparations early on and thought he had a deep understanding of the class.
But now it seems that he only knows the tip of the iceberg.
Chen Shu below looked dazed, and there was an option.
[Option [-]: Stand up and say: "As a normal person! I am the first to quit!" Completion reward: camouflage potion]
[Option [-]: Keep silent and see what the teacher says.Completion reward: medium amount of animal power]
[Option [-]: Get up to comfort the classmates, and at the same time use urea bags to pack the two people's things, completion reward: Skill 'Wind Breath' +[-]]
Chen Shu sighed, and silently took out the urea bag from his backpack.
"Students, don't panic. I can prove that they are just part-time jobs during the summer vacation, not the thugs you imagined."
Chen Shu's voice was sonorous and powerful, making people unconsciously convinced.
The students looked behind one after another, wanting to see who was talking.
I saw Chen Shu with his hands behind his back, smiling and nodding, his smile was sunny, which made people feel comfortable.
"Come on, put everything away, and don't mess up the class."
I saw Chen Shu holding a urea bag in his hand, where he packed the butcher's knife and the psychiatric clothes.
"Why do you carry a urea bag with you?!"
"They are a group. I saw them in the toilet this morning. All three of them are squatting in the sky!"
"It's them, insisting that it's a new posture that can relieve constipation."
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