The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and he asked with a smile, "Old Zhao, do you believe in Lao or believe in Zhao?"
"..." The other side was silent for a while, and then said again: "You haven't changed at all, you still like to joke so much."
Chen Shu said: "Haha, I was just kidding with you, I will never forget Old Zhao."
His eyeballs rolled, and he asked again: "By the way, what have you been doing lately?"
"I've been working as a fitness trainer recently, but I always feel that I don't have enough money. If I want to invest in business, I need to find a partner."
"Put it down, old Zhao, I remember that you have been suffering from epilepsy since you were a child. From time to time, you fell to the ground and twitched, foaming at the mouth and so on. Why are you a coach for others? Teach people to twitch?"
"..."
There was another long silence on the other side.
Chen Shu forced a smile, and could already imagine the expression on the other side.
"Heh...heh... Now that the level of medical care is advanced, am I recovering?"
"Have you recovered? Congratulations, congratulations."
"Don't talk about the past, let's talk about investment now."
There was another mean smile on the corner of Chen Shu's mouth, and he said, "That's not right, Old Zhao, didn't you drink too much when you were in junior high school, and you were playing disco on the road, and you were hit by a dump truck? Your left leg was amputated at that time , you can also be a fitness trainer?"
"..." The voice on the other side became a little unnatural, and said, "Old classmate, did you remember wrongly?"
"That's right, that's right! Look at my brain, I misremembered it." Chen Shu said apologetically.
"For so many years, you are always forgetting things."
"My memory was wrong. I remembered it. You had your right leg amputated. Look at my memory."
"Beep beep beep~~~" There was a silence on the other side, which was already autistic, so he hung up the phone directly.
"Hey! Hey! Old classmate!"
"Hahaha!" Chen Shu couldn't help laughing, guessing that the liar on the other side had already broken his defense.
Just as he was enjoying himself, another phone call came.
"Another call from a stranger? Are there so many scammers now?"
Chen Shu picked up the phone and said directly, "Why, Old Zhao, is the epilepsy cured?"
"..." A familiar voice came: "I, Xie Sunan, what are you talking about?"
"Uh... Thank you so much..." Chen Shu explained, "A liar called me just now, and I was molesting him."
After saying that, Chen Shu remembered something again and said, "You are not a liar, are you?"
"What do you think?" Xie Sunan's mouth twitched, and said, "Are you free today? I accepted a task, are you interested?"
"What mission?"
"Recently, a Nanjiang bandit appeared!"
"I'm not interested. For this kind of thing, you need to contact the Public Security Bureau."
"You have a reward of 5 yuan!"
"I, Chen Shu, have never been used to criminals in my life. Where are you now? I'll come out to find you!"
"..." Xie Sunan said speechlessly, "Why don't you let this Sichuan opera change your face?"
"How dare you call yourself a Nanjiang bandit, you clearly want to meet my Nanjiang bandit!"
Chen Shu got up to pack up, and left the community with his backpack in hand.
Half an hour later, Xiafei intersection.
Xie Sunan is wearing a blue T-shirt and jeans, she looks extremely young, if you don't look at her face...
"Old Xie, you don't sell pork anymore?"
"Pork has been in a downturn recently, so I don't sell it anymore. Besides, I'm just a part-time job."
"Part-time job butcher, to be honest, you are outrageous." Chen Shu patted him on the shoulder and said, "But you are not bad, I actually saw someone part-time mentally ill last night."
"..." Xie Sunan said, "I'm a serious part-time job, okay?"
"Stop talking, let's take a look at the mission information."
Chen Shu nodded, and took a pamphlet.
[Task Name]: Capture the Nanjiang Bandit.
【Task Difficulty】: None
[Task Content]: Recently, a Nanjiang thief appeared in Nanjiang City, specializing in stealing the property of rich families. His crime methods are superb, and there are no clues at the scene. The wealth he stole is as much as millions. Arrested!
[Task reward]: 10 yuan
[Mission Difficulties]: [-]: Without the basic information of the Nanjiang Bandit, even the gender cannot be judged.Two: Its method is strange, avoiding all monitoring, it may be the ability of using the contract spirit.
[Mission Tips]: It can be concluded that the Nanjiang Bandit is only one person, and there is no possibility of a gang fighting.Two: The level of the beast master will not be too high. Three: After committing the crime, there will be four words "robbing the rich and helping the poor" on the scene, probably living in a slum.
"Beast Master?"
Chen Shu frowned slightly, his expression a little dignified.
"What's the matter?" Xie Sunan asked, although he was a beast master, his combat power was almost zero, so he specifically found Chen Shu as a thug.
"If the criminal is a beast master, it will be tricky. Criminals are all cruel and unscrupulous in their actions, and their contract spirits are equally cruel and difficult to deal with."
"Can't it be done? I have already investigated the specific information." Xie Sunan frowned.
Chen Shu laughed and said, "I can do what others can do, and I can do what others can't!"
"I mean..." His tone paused, and he said, "We need to pay more!"
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"..." Xie Sunan was silent for a while, you really deserved to be co-acting for half a day just to earn more money, right?
"I'll take 7 yuan, you 3 yuan! Buy it now, no bargaining!"
Xie Sunan said: "Aren't you the most unfamiliar with criminals?"
Chen Shu nodded his head as a matter of course: "Yes, but I am most used to Huaxia currency, and the two do not conflict."
"Yes!" Xie Sunan nodded: "But let's say it first, I don't have much fighting power, and it's all up to you."
The two drove to the north of Nanjiang City.
"Aren't you going to the slums in the west of the city?"
The west of Nanjiang City is the least developed. It stands to reason that they should go to the west of the city to find criminals.
Xie Sunan said, "Do you really believe the official information?"
Chen Shu was right after thinking about it. This was the announced information, and the criminal must have moved out long ago.
Chen Shu asked: "By the way, old Xie, why are you doing the mission all of a sudden? Are you short of money?"
Xie Sunan sighed: "School will start soon, earn some living expenses."
"It's really hard work. It's not easy to earn living expenses for my son."
Chen Shu patted him on the shoulder and said, "How about this, I get 8 yuan and you get 2 yuan. Why do students spend so much? It's easy to develop a habit of squandering."
"You are a real dog!"
Xie Sunan made an international contempt gesture.
I thought that the other party felt that it was not easy for him, and would take the initiative to let some benefits out, but who knew that it turned out to be an intensified squeeze.
"arrive!"
The two came to a community in the north of the city, named Thyme City, a mid-range community, not a slum at all as reported in the intelligence.
Chen Shu asked, "Are you sure it's here?"
Xie Sunan nodded: "You can question my combat effectiveness, but you can't question my detection level!"
"Then let's go, end it early!"
Chen Shu took the lead and came directly to the entrance of the community, but he was stopped by the security guards immediately.
Chen Shu explained calmly: "I am the owner of the second unit of a building, and I forgot to bring the access card."
With my buddy's acting skills, where can I go freely?
"Why are you making trouble here? There isn't a single building inside!"
"..." The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched. What kind of community is there without the first building?
"There are only two to nine buildings in the community, which are specially designed to prevent people like you!"
"..." Chen Shu actually felt that his IQ was suppressed.
The two were stopped at the gate of the community, but they didn't expect to be unable to take the first step.
"How to say?" Xie Sunan asked: "If you can't catch it, you have to give me the taxi money."
Chen Shu waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, there must be a pit when the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally sink when it reaches the bridge."
He glanced away, and suddenly saw a figure.
"No, the pit...the road is coming?"
Chen Shu shouted: "Spiritual boy!"
A gentle-looking boy looked over, and he smiled shyly: "Brother, it's you."
It was the 'psychopath' that Chen Shu met last night.
"My name is Xu Xingxing." The boy extended his hand in a friendly manner and said, "Brother, did you take your dad out for a walk so early? Walking more can prevent Alzheimer's disease."
Chen Shu and Xie Sunan were stunned on the spot, how could they offend two people with one sentence?
Xie Sunan said with a sullen face: "You not only have mental problems, but also your eyes are not good, right?"
Chen Shu took a deep breath and forced out a smile: "Xu Xingxing, you live here?"
"My relatives live here." Xu Xingxing said.
Chen Shu and Xie Sunan looked at each other and smiled.
After 10 minutes, the two successfully entered the community.
Xu Xingxing asked: "You two big brothers, are you really here to catch criminals?"
"Of course, punishing evil and promoting good is our quality!" Chen Shu nodded and said, "Old Xie, where is that fellow?"
"follow me!"
The three sneakily arrived in front of 403 in the third building.
Xie Sunan said: "This is it, you come and trick him into opening the door!"
Chen Shu nodded, this kind of thing has to be done by professionals.
Boom!
He knocked on the door twice, and there were voices from the people inside.
"Who is it!"
Chen Shu frowned, why did he feel that the voice inside was a little familiar.
Without thinking too much, he said, "Hi, I'm from the property management team, open the door to check the water meter!"
Time passed by every minute and every second, and there was no movement from inside.
No one spoke, and the door was not opened for him.
"What's the situation? Exposed?"
Chen Shu was in a daze, he hadn't played yet, and there was a problem.
He yelled: "Is there anyone? Say something like no one!"
"..."
Still a long silence.
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