After a while, he forced himself to calm down and asked:
"Is this really what you wrote?"
"Teacher, is there a problem with the writing? I think it's broad!"
"What do you write about your personal abilities?!"
With black lines all over Liu Feng's head, he began to read:
"Good at all kinds of thermal weapons, such as: incendiary bombs, rocket launchers and nuclear bombs!"
"Strong communication skills, very good at extortion! Give me a chance, the king will cry!"
"Excellent combat ability, good at sneak attacks in various situations, absolutely no one will predict..."
"..."
After a while, Liu Feng said, "Are you sure this is a resume?!"
"Uh……"
Chen Shu scratched his head and asked seriously: "Is there anything wrong?"
"There's no right place for this!"
Liu Feng scolded, then read again:
"I can still understand personal ability, what the hell is this practical experience?!"
"The number of nuclear bombs released is as high as double digits. The bazooka has accurately hit beast masters of all levels. The highest record of incendiary bombs is to set an entire street on fire..."
"Negotiating with two king-level beast masters in the Sakura Kingdom, successfully stripping away their belongings, negotiating with the legendary contract spirit of the Freedom Alliance, and seizing hundreds of billions of ransom..."
"So far, we have sneak attacked hundreds of beast masters, with a success rate of 99%, and a serious injury and fatality rate of 80%..."
"..."
After reading this, Liu Feng's heart couldn't take it anymore.
"the most important is……"
He looked straight at Chen Shu and said, "Is the salary you frankly ask for too outrageous!"
"Teacher, I'm the national champion, so it's not too much, right?"
"That's why you want 51% of the company's shares?!"
"Uh... I'm short of money!"
Chen Shu said: "Besides, I have a share, so I can work for the company more attentively!"
"You are looking for a job, not robbery!"
"Is there a difference between the two?"
"???"
Liu Feng took a deep breath. Seeing this resume, it would be kind of the other party not to call the police...
Then, he read out the highlights above, and finally threw the resume on the sofa, shouting:
"You call this a resume?!"
"Isn't it?"
Chen Shu's face was full of innocence, and he said:
"Teacher, didn't you tell me to seek truth from facts? I can describe any of the above things, and there is absolutely no deceit!"
"..."
The corner of Liu Feng's mouth twitched, you can't be too honest, can you?
After a while, he took a deep breath and said:
"Chen Pi, in fact, sometimes, it's okay to lie in good faith, which is conducive to maintaining world peace..."
"Really?"
Chen Shu scratched his head and said, "Then how should I write?"
Qin Tian said, "Just write about the experiences of normal students! Isn't that good?"
"Makes sense!"
Chen Shu nodded, and continued, "The problem is that I don't have any experience other than what's mentioned on my resume!"
"..."
Liu Feng and Qin Tian were silent,
If you don't write the above, Chen Shu seems to have nothing to write...
After a while, Qin Tian said:
"Chen Pi, otherwise, let's find a job and let it go..."
He had already started thinking about whether to send Chen Shu to Zhenling Army or Yulongwei.
Don't talk about ordinary companies, even the king beast regiment dare not accept this product.
"But people have to work!"
Chen Shu said, "Teacher, I think I will definitely meet Bole!"
"..."
The corner of Liu Feng's mouth twitched, Bole is a fart, pure psychopath!
He said resolutely: "If anyone can read your resume, I'll stand on my head and have diarrhea on the spot!"
"I can't fly no matter what, Huahua's world..."
At this moment, Chen Shu's phone rang.
"Wait a minute, I'll take a call!"
Chen Shu connected the phone, and he exclaimed after just talking a few words:
"Are you serious?! Are you willing to hire me?!"
"??"
Liu Feng's expression froze instantly, did you find an actor? !
10 minutes later,
"Come to the interview tomorrow? No problem at all!!"
Chen Shu hung up the phone, then looked at Liu Feng, with a strange smile in his eyes,
"You did it on purpose, didn't you?"
Liu Feng's expression was determined. According to normal people, it is impossible for someone to hire this guy.
"What on purpose?"
There was an innocent look in Chen Shu's eyes,
"Stop it!"
Liu Feng curled his lips and said, "Just after I finished speaking, you called me this time, isn't it collusion?"
"Am I that boring?"
Chen Shu's eyes widened, as if he had been wronged.
"This kind of idle and painful thing, only you can do it!"
"Not really!"
Chen Shu spread his hands and said, "It's the call from the Almighty Beast Familiar Group! You really want to hire me as the chief member of the Beast Familiar Group!"
"Almighty Group?"
Qin Tian was slightly taken aback, and said, "Are you sure it's them?"
"What you said on the phone shouldn't be fake, right?"
Chen Shu said, "Let me go to the company for an interview tomorrow."
"Then go and try!"
Qin Tian said: "The Almighty Group is a large national chain enterprise, mainly responsible for the processing of various raw materials for royal beasts, and its comprehensive strength can definitely rank among the top ten!"
"It's not bad!"
Chen Shu's heart was a little moved, and he said quickly:
"Principal, can you check the value of the company's shares for me?"
Qin Tian was slightly taken aback, then thought of something, and asked:
"You're not going to sell the shares and run away, are you?"
"How is it possible... I'm just asking..."
Chen Shu gave a dry laugh, shut up and stopped talking.
"Take your chance!"
Qin Tian patted him on the shoulder, walked towards the balcony, and muttered at the same time:
"In these days, does anyone really dare to recruit thugs?"
Liu Feng remained silent and prepared to leave with Qin Tian.
Chen Shu hurriedly stopped Liu Feng, and said, "Teacher Liu, what you said just now..."
Liu Feng turned his head to look, and asked puzzledly:
"Did I just say something?"
Without waiting for Chen Shu to answer, he said again: "No, I remember that I didn't say a word."
"???"
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, what kind of question and answer mode?What about this split personality?
Chapter 714 Sick clothes and suits, it can only be said to be really delicious
Early the next morning, just after seven o'clock, Chen Shu woke up for the first time.
"Is today my first step in the workplace?"
Chen Shu murmured to himself, and a carp straightened up and rolled over from the bed smoothly...
"Ah~~~~~~~"
He stretched a super lazily, only feeling stretched all over his body,
After half an hour,
"It's really kind!"
Chen Shu put on a smile, looked at himself in the mirror, and couldn't help saying to himself:
"Someone would treat me as an international criminal, really..."
"It hits the nail on the head!"
He only heard a voice coming from the balcony, Liu Feng walked in calmly again,
"Miss Liu, is the balcony your resurrection point?"
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and he said, "You don't sleep early in the morning?"
"As long as you are in the academy, I won't be able to sleep well!"
Liu Feng sat on the sofa, picked up the sauced elbow on the dining table, and said:
"You eat so greasy early in the morning?"
"I'm growing, is it normal to eat more?"
Chen Shu curled his lips, quickly took the remaining sauced elbow, and said:
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