"Can the dead use it?"
……
Chen Shu's expression froze, what kind of bullshit barrage is this shit?
The script is not like this!Shouldn't everyone rush to buy it?
Time passed, but the sales volume was only two dismal copies...
"The gangster sells medicine, I definitely want to support it unconditionally!"
Chen Shu couldn't help but read the barrage in the live broadcast room, and said, "Brother, you really support it!"
"I want to support, but my family doesn't have the conditions!"
"..."
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and he saw an extremely neat barrage in the live broadcast room:
"We support you unconditionally!"
"We support you unconditionally!"
"..."
Chen Shu rubbed his forehead. Looking at the large number of people, there is no financial condition for this co-authorship!
After a busy morning, Chen Shu managed to break through double digits in sales...
"Brother Bandit, let's stop here for today's delivery! Let's talk about future cooperation!"
A company employee came over, handed him a hundred yuan, and said, "Brother Bandit, please, this is your share!"
"..."
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and he said, "It's only a hundred yuan?!"
"of course not!"
The staff smiled and said, "You still need to find me 27 yuan and eight!"
"..."
Chen Shu's eyes widened. Are you kidding me? !
After half an hour,
Chen Shu returned to Huaxia Academy with an extremely depressed expression, still unable to accept that his first delivery was so miserable!
"It's still easy to be a gangster, but it's really beyond my ability to bring goods!"
Chen Shu shook his head, the moment he stepped into the school gate,
A spider web hit directly, trapping him tightly.
"I rely on!"
Chen Shu looked startled, and his heart sank.
I saw Liu Feng approaching with a calm expression, but there seemed to be a storm brewing in his eyes.
Liu Feng said with a smile: "Do you know what day it is?"
Chen Shu tentatively said, "Is it...a good day?"
"Ha ha!"
Liu Feng sneered, picked up Chen Shu, and headed towards the back hill of the school.
"It is indeed a good day for cremation!"
Chapter 4 My seat, I call the shots
behind the school,
Chen Shu kept wriggling, trying to break free from the cobwebs on his body,
There was a raging flame in the big pit beside him, bursts of black smoke scattered, and the temperature became hot.
At this time, his expression became terrified, and he said with difficulty:
"Ms. Liu, I'm your student! It's not necessary..."
"You are the first student who dared to escape the practical exam!"
Liu Feng's expression was calm, and he said, "Did you drift away, or did I, Liu Feng, lose my grip on the knife?"
"No, teacher, I have a reason!"
Chen Shu rolled around, away from the fire pit beside him, which was much more threatening than Shen Wushuang's burial.
"The reason? What reason?"
Liu Feng looked at him and said, "Is your terrorist organization going to take action?"
"..."
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, but he was speechless for a while.
If Liu Feng knew that he skipped the practical exam just to earn a few dozen dollars, he probably wouldn't look too good at death...
"No reason? Tell me your home address, I'm going to send the ashes!"
Liu Feng's expression was calm, and there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth.
"..."
Chen Shu remained silent and refused to speak.
Liu Feng said: "Since you don't say it, then let it be!"
Chen Shu heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. He thought he had escaped for the time being.
However, Liu Feng's words made him fall to the bottom.
"Just sprinkle your ashes over the Huaxia Academy! It's your only contribution!"
"??"
Chen Shu's eyes widened, and he couldn't help crying: "I actually received a live broadcast with goods, and I forgot the exam!"
"How much did you earn?"
Liu Feng looked him back and forth, it was really money's eye.
"73!"
"73?"
"No million!"
"Oh~~73, there is no ten thousand, so it is 73 yuan?"
Liu Feng's eyes were extremely weird, as if he was looking at a mentally handicapped person.
Chen Shu was silent, and kept saying in his heart: "It's not that you despise me... It's not that you despise me..."
Liu Feng squatted down, looked at Chen Shu, and said quietly:
"Do you know how much the credit reward for No. 1 of the actual combat course is?"
Without waiting for Chen Shu to answer, he said directly: "A total of two hundred credits! If it is converted into Huaxia currency, it will be at least 3000 million!"
"Uh……"
Chen Shu's eyes widened. He actually gave up 73 million for 3000 yuan? !
Moreover, he only earned more than 2000 million after accepting advertisements for half a month. The result is not as good as an exam?
He now understands what is meant by 'the house of gold in the book'!
Liu Feng said: "From this incident, what do you know?"
He wanted Chen Shu to understand one thing, the benefits brought by becoming a powerful beast master were far beyond what any advertisement could bring!
Chen Shu thought for a moment, and said seriously: "My... advertising fee is low?"
"Burn! Burn!"
Liu Feng stood up straight, and the spider beside him pushed him directly into the fire pit.
"Teacher, I was wrong! I will never be idle again!"
Chen Shu wailed, and even felt his butt was on fire.
"It's almost there!"
Liu Feng nodded, retracted the spider web, and let Chen Shu be free again!
The teacher and the student walked down the mountain, Liu Feng kept teaching, not wanting Chen Shu to go astray.
Chen Shu looked honest and obedient,
At this moment, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw a group of people surrounding the mountain.
The 24 members of Class [-] of Royal Beast were all dressed in black, and they were holding a black umbrella on a cloudy day, looking extremely mysterious.
Ahead, A Liang and Wang Jue stood up straight with solemn faces.
"Students! Let's send Chen Shu off for the last time!!"
A Liang looked sad, as if he was nostalgic, and said:
"Chen Shu is a good gangster, but unfortunately, heaven is jealous of talents! After all, he couldn't hold on!"
"If there is a next life, I am still willing to be his roommate!"
There were faint tears in A Liang's eyes, and he kept telling Chen Shu's life story.
In the distance, Chen Shu opened his mouth slightly, looking very dull.
I didn't do anything, and this is sending me away?
At this time, after Ah Liang's speech was over, the whole class began to bow in unison...
a bow --
Two bows---
Three bows---
"Today's ceremony is here!"
Wang Jue coughed and said sadly:
"The banquet will start tomorrow, everyone, prepare the gift money! Also, no bags are allowed to put vegetables..."
As soon as the words fell, a figure struck.
boom!
Wang Jue was immediately kicked away...
"Are you two sick?"
A black line appeared on Chen Shu's forehead, so he just hosted a banquet for me right away?
"Uh……"
Wang Jue rubbed his butt, and saw Chen Shu and Liu Feng immediately.
"We thought you were gone..."
Ah Liang coughed, but he didn't expect Chen Shu to come back alive.
"No shit!"
Chen Shu turned around, and caught a glimpse of a wooden sign with the words 'Han bandit Chen Shu's mu' written on it.
"Nimma, you actually erected a monument for me?!"
The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched, and he said, "What the hell is it still written in pinyin?! Those who don't know think it's a combination of Chinese and Western!"
With a sprint, he rushed directly to A Liang and Wang Jue, ready to start a one against two.
The three of them were in a mess immediately, Liu Feng shook his head, birds of a feather really flock together!
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