Tomb Raider Live: Opening Awakening Kirin Tattoo

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Wu Buzheng was about to get up when he suddenly felt itchy on his buttocks.

When I touched it with my hand, I cursed in my heart.

"Damn it! Why is it such a big pimple, what else could it be if it wasn't a grass tick!"

Wu Buzheng said hurriedly.

"Damn it, we got caught. There must have been some catching up when we ran there just now. Everyone, check it out!"

The fat man hurriedly said.

"Still check the fart, this thing is afraid of fire, the fire pocket will burn the dagger, you and I will clean each other up!"

Wu Buzheng was taken aback when he heard the words, and cleaned up each other?Looking at each other's ass?

How embarrassing this is, the fat man urged.

"They are all big men, what are you afraid of, I can still molest you!"

Wu Buzheng still felt embarrassed and said.

"Then I'll choose my little brother to help me. Your butt is too big. After cleaning it up for you, I'll probably be bitten and useless!"

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[Chapter 381 Why don't you have unicorn blood? ]

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Chapter 381 Why Don't You Have Qilin Blood?

"You brat, Fatty has a big ass, but it's easy to clean it up!"

The fat man was dissatisfied.

But Wu Buzheng couldn't take it anymore, he dragged Qin Yu and ran away.

Seeing this, the fat man could only go to the black box, but the black box looked disgusted.

Apparently remembering the reluctance to see the fat man's big ass.

The fat man was also in a hurry, and scolded upon seeing this.

"Damn it, a grass tick costs five yuan, do you want to do it!"

Hearing the words, the black box smiled, stretched out a hand and turned it upside down and said.

"Ten dollars! One!"

"Damn, you're fucking taking advantage of the fire!"

The fat man said helplessly, but the money has to be paid.

After all, he can't solve his troubles by himself.

Seeing that the fat man agreed, the black box followed to help.

Wu Buzheng originally wanted to remind the fat man to remember to turn off the camera.

After all, this is broadcast live around the world.

The global audience is not interested in studying your big ass.

But at this time, the two of them had already walked away, so they didn't say anything.

When they came to a place, Wu Buzheng hurriedly turned off the cameras of the two of them.

Qin Yu also had no objection, but the people in the live broadcast room were very reluctant, and one by one posted bullets in the live broadcast room.

[Why do you turn off the camera, the camera didn't mess with you! 】

【Yeah, if you open it up, I would consider you a hero】

[Brother Wu, don't be shy, everyone is human, what are you afraid of?]

[Upstairs is incisive, they are all human beings, why don't you say they are all Earthlings? 】

[Strongly request the program group to turn on the camera]

[I rely on you upstairs to be a woman, are women's tastes so strong now? 】

[What do you know, they just want to see Angkor's ass, why don't they look at Fatty's ass]

[Hey, damn it, I just realized that Fat Master's live broadcast is not turned off when you say that)

[Hey fat man, people all over the world are watching, you are closed, don't take off your pants! 】

.....

It's too late to say don't take it off.

The studio immediately fell silent.

It seemed to be very embarrassing, but it was quiet and no one spoke.

Fatty's situation is really bad.

His crotch was pierced by Qin Yu with a black gold ancient knife last night.

I forgot about it all the way, and realized that many grass ticks had already got into it when I knew it was itchy.

The black box was disgusting at first, but when I saw such a tick, I immediately laughed.

After this trip, it is estimated that the fat man will go bankrupt.

But the fat man didn't seem to know yet, he just kept urging the black box to hurry up.

For a while, I felt like I was going to be anemic.

.....

But at the same time at Wu Buzheng's side, when Qin Yu saw Wu Buzheng's situation.

The expression on his face was also a bit ugly.

After all, Wu Buzheng has the dried unicorn presented by the system, and his blood is better than Fatty's.

In addition, his own pants were intact, and although he had climbed a lot, it was far from the fat man's.

But seeing so many grass ticks, Qin Yu couldn't help but get a little ugly.

"Brother, don't be in a daze at this time, hurry up, I will be sucked dry if I don't deal with it!"

Wu Buzheng urged.

However, Qin Yu didn't go to pick up his Huozhangzi, and said.

"One by one is too troublesome, let's solve it at once!"

Wu Buzheng was taken aback for a moment, how to solve it all at once?How to deal with it?

However, following him, he saw that Qin Yu took out the dagger and pierced a wound on his fingertip.

A drop of blood was squeezed out by him.

Then I saw him stretching towards Wu Buzheng.

Almost at the same time, those grass ticks seemed to have seen a ghost.

One by one quickly fell off him, and then ran towards the distance.

Only now did Wu Buzheng remember that Qin Yu's blood was divine blood, the most effective against insects.

No wonder there is nothing wrong with him.

But Qin Yu had to bleed again, Wu Buzheng felt uncomfortable, so he found a band-aid and stuck it on.

Then I checked that there were no grass ticks on my body, and tightened my trouser legs and cuffs, and this was the end.

Wu Buzheng went to open the live broadcast room.

He found that Fatty's live broadcast room had been closed, but he didn't know that the official was actually afraid of accidents in the live broadcast, such as pornography and the like.

So the picture of forcing the fat man was turned off.

Seeing that they haven't come back, maybe they haven't finished processing, so Wu Buzheng is going to check the equipment to see if there is anything missing.

But as soon as he walked to the backpack, he heard the fat man scolding.

"Damn, why is there another wave of grass ticks, don't you mean these are inactive during the day?"

The black box is a smile.

"Isn't this good? Fatty is here to do business again, and you already owe me [-]!"

"You fucking suck more blood than these bugs!"

The fat man scolded dissatisfied.

Wu Buzheng was a little embarrassed when he heard it. Those grass ticks probably came down from him.

By accident, he ran to the fat man's place.

But with the black box to help him, it's okay to think, but it will take some time.

Qin Yu and Wu Buzheng checked the equipment and found that there was basically nothing missing, so they were relieved.

To be honest, they had wasted too much time on this journey, and they were already at the edge of the forest.

They didn't want to procrastinate any longer, and they were going to go find Third Uncle and the others after Fatty and the black box came back.

It took the fat man and the black box about 10 minutes to deal with all the grass ticks.

The fat man put on a new pair of pants.

After tightening the trouser legs and cuffs, I felt relieved.

Seeing that Qin Yu and Wu Buzheng had waited for a long time, he couldn't help asking.

"Why are you so fast!"

Wu Buzheng smiled.

"Because my brother has divine blood!"

The fat man was taken aback for a moment, and then he remembered that if he had known how much he would have asked his little brother to help, he would not have been looked at his ass for 10 minutes.

Thinking about it, he looked towards the black box and said.

"Why don't you have unicorn blood?"

The black box didn't mind laughing either.

"With unicorn blood, the price doubles!"

The fat man shook his head when he heard that, feeling the pain in his heart.

Not to mention doubling, at the price of ten yuan a piece, he will go bankrupt.

Double it again, then he would rather be sucked to death by these grass ticks.

"its not right!"

Suddenly the fat man seemed to remember something, and looked at Wu Buzheng.

"Brother, I will help you with unicorn blood, those grass ticks must have escaped!"

"Dare to crawl to my place later!"

"Well, you are so naive, you are also cheating the fat man!"