Who is not a monk

Grandma always said: Why?

Vegetable cocoa: ditto

Haoran Zhengqi: You two have rich experience in this area, especially you @奶妹常说, you should take the lead

Grandma always said: Why?

Vegetable cocoa: ditto

Grandma always said: You are the leader of the group, you should take the lead

Vegetable cocoa: ditto

Grandma always said: And didn't you bring it up?

Vegetable cocoa: ditto

Qingdeng Ancient Buddha: Amitabha, is this the reason why the vegetable donor did not bring it up?

The Gate of Wonders: The Mysterious is Mysterious, and the Miao is Wonderful

Nameless: /Shocked

When Chen Shu saw these messages, he suddenly thought of when he was just a freshman, and they were the ones who bubbled the most in the group.

Grandma always said, Qingdeng ancient Buddha, the door of all wonders, green vegetables and cocoa, chatted happily with unknown people.

Do the math, it's already 5020.

It's all about 5029 now.

But when the westerly wind will come, they secretly change.

"Buzz."

Haoran Zhengqi: ...

Grandma always said: Hurry up!It's crazy!You send it, we promise to send it!

Chen Shu remained calm, long pressed, and copied.

Vegetable cocoa: Hurry up!It's crazy!You send it, we promise to send it!

Haoran Zhengqi: ...

Haoran Zhengqi: Forget it, pretend I didn’t mention it

Vegetable cocoa: oh...

Green vegetables and cocoa: / with complex expressions

Qingcai Keke: Sure enough, you can’t be relied on

Green Vegetable Cocoa: Then let me throw bricks to attract jade

Vegetable Cocoa: [Video]

Green vegetables and cocoa: no thanks

……

Jianzhou, Jianzong, the signal is not very good.

Zhang Yogurt sat on the boulder with the word "Jian Zong" written on it. Unlike before, this time he swaggered.Someone from a distance flew towards Yu Jian, but Zhang Yogurt just glanced at him, not afraid of being reported.

Anyway, no one can beat her now.

The video was loading slowly, but from the cover of the video, she could already tell whose video it was.

Feeling a little heavy for a moment, fists clenched.

It happened that Yu Jian's inner disciple passed by.

"Where are you looking at Nima? Get lost!"

The other party replied in a friendly way:

"You spicy skin..."

Friendly exchange, friendly atmosphere.

Heads down, the video is loaded.

Zhang Yogurt clicked with a heavy heart.

"Why don't you let me go to the bathroom?

"I can't hold it anymore!

"Nonsense! I am a man!

"My men don't go to the men's restroom, should I go to the women's restroom? I won't do it!

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

Although he had expected it, he still couldn't help it, and a gnashing of teeth resounded through the night sky of Jianzong Mountain Gate, reaching Xinghan directly.

The phone was thrown several meters away.

However, what people didn't expect was that the quality of this phone was so good, so it wasn't bad, but the video was still playing, and the sound kept coming.

"Go ahead, remember to close the door.

"What is this for?

"Oh, this is the urinal, for boys to pee, you go there.

"Why?

"Aren't you going to the bathroom?

"I need to pee...

"You go in there!

"I'm a boy...I want to pee...this is a boy pee drop...I'm going to pee here...how is this thing used? I forgot.

"Forget it, just go to the compartment."

"No! I'm going to pee in the urinal!

"You're definitely not a man!

"I'm a man!

"Men generally don't urinate in the urinal! Unless the cubicle is full of people! Look at you, the cubicle is clearly empty, but you insist on urinating in the urinal! No need to quibble, you must be a woman!

"What?"

"Ahhhhh!!"

Zhang Yogurt had already hugged her head, her facial features distorted.

Why make her suffer this...

Obviously forgot!Why make her think of it again!Moreover, these memories came up again after many years, and they were so clear in my mind, almost like new!Is it because it has never been used?

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Thinking of the whole group of people holding their mobile phones all over the country at this moment, admiring her stupidity, she had the urge to destroy the world.

"Because I'm afraid of being compared!

"Oh!!! I'm a boy...I want to pee in the cubicle...Standing outside to pee I'm afraid of being compared..."

The video ends here.

Zhang Yogurt's expression suddenly recovered, put down the hand holding his head, rubbed his distorted face just now, and picked up the phone calmly, without even a whimper or cry, just silently turned over the inventory.

Since you are not benevolent, don't blame me for being unrighteous.

Going to a nuclear war, right?This is what you provoked.

Grandma always said: 【Video】

Still uploading slowly.

……

Yujing, East Palace.

The fragrance of plum blossoms at night makes people calm.

But the people in the room couldn't calm down, and being able to hold back their laughter was already an astonishing accomplishment of a child of the royal family.

"Interesting and interesting..."

Even later, he didn't hold back at all, and it was the first time that such unbridled laughter came from the East Palace.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Laughter is a laugh, I can't stop typing.

Haoran righteousness: @grandma always said

Haoran Zhengqi: You must not fight back?

The Gate of All Wonders: Finally, there is no @我, it’s not easy

Haoran Zhengqi: I can't help it this time

Qingdeng Ancient Buddha: Amitabha, if the poor monk guessed correctly, he should already be on his way

Just call it Luo Huai'an: Garbage Jianzong's network speed is poor

The Great Door: Detecting an En route Nuclear Strike

The beauty with eight-pack abs: So scary, so excited, so excited, so looking forward to it

Grandma always said: 【Video】

The group owner's hand speed is extremely fast, click to open in seconds, and load in seconds.

A crying adult came into view.

"Om...

"Don't cry, don't cry! I'll get you ice cream! Sister Yogurt, please help me watch my brother-in-law, don't let him fall, I'll get him ice cream!

"Don't worry... your mother sold you to us.

"Om...

"...

"That's right, that's right, that's it, take a piss, and there will be water! You can play with mud! No, no, no! It's not like this. Did you see those two small ropes? Grab them. The end of the rope..."

The smile on the group leader's face couldn't close.

Grandma always said: I watched it again

Grandma always said: I laughed to death

Haoran Zhengqi: Returning to childlike innocence, very good / snickering

Unknown Person: Interesting.

Just call Luo Huai'an: / Cover your face

Just call it Luo Huai'an: the image has collapsed

The beauty with eight-pack abs: Hahaha, Brother Chen was so fun when he was a kid, I really want to bully him

Suddenly shut up and stand: / die laughing

Jiang Lai: / die laughing

The Gate of Wonders: Saved

Then the following is a series of +1.

Grandma always said: Have you regretted it? @green vegetable cocoa

Vegetable cocoa: / pick nose

Qingdeng Ancient Buddha: Grandma benefactor, you underestimate the vegetable benefactor, with the character of the vegetable benefactor, maybe you are laughing now

The Door of All Wonders: Agreed