Who is not a monk

Even a esoteric practitioner cannot perfectly predict every thought of himself after Yingjie Bodhisattva becomes a Buddha, right?

"Hey~"

Can't help snickering.

Give them a surprise?

Zhang Yogurt decided to go out early in the morning to buy some gifts, write a note, and hang it on the courtyard door of Qingqing and Xiaoxiao's house next door, then knocked on the door and hid aside.

It must be Xiaoxiao who came out to open the door.

I quietly observed Xiaoxiao's puzzled expression.

Then when they realized that a new neighbor had moved next door and came over to return the gift——

Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!Zhang yogurt debut!

"Ha ha……"

Yogurt Zhang went out.

After about half an hour.

The little girl was having breakfast and was about to ride a motorcycle to school for the second class when she suddenly heard a knock on the door:

"Tuk Tuk."

"?"

The little girl looked at the door strangely.

There are no guests today.

Is it Zhang Yogurt?

The little girl got up and walked over, opening the courtyard door.

It was empty.

There is only a bag hanging on the doorknob, which contains a serving of steaming potatoes and a serving of cold chicken feet mashed with lemon.

There is also a note.

"?"

The little girl leaned out of the door, turned her head and looked around, but she didn't see anyone.

Open the note again.

"Hi, I'm your new neighbor, a little gift, I hope to take care of you in the long life to come."

Is it Zhang Yogurt?

The little girl leaned over and looked out again.

But she didn't notice that there was half an extra head on the courtyard wall at the back left, staring at her unblinkingly, watching her leaning out the door, poking her butt, looking left and right. Can't find anyone, hold back a smile.

"..."

The little girl walked back silently and went upstairs all the way.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk!"

"Crack!"

The little girl opened the door of the quiet room and looked at her brother-in-law lying on the ground and her sister sitting cross-legged beside her. She blinked her eyes and quietly searched for details. She didn't remember her purpose until her sister opened her eyes and looked at her.

So he held up what he was carrying:

"Qingqing, a new neighbor has moved into the courtyard on the left and brought us a gift. Do we want to return the gift?"

Ning Qing sat motionless and only whispered:

"Ignore her."

"..."

The little girl was silent for a while, stood outside the door, pointed inside, and seriously accused:

"You have no manners!"

"roll."

"You have a bad personality!"

"close the door."

"You old nun!"

"?"

"!!"

The little girl closed the door immediately.

It turned out to be Zhang yogurt.

Eighty-nine is close to ten.

Even if it's not Zhang Yogurt...

Since my sister said that there is no need to return the gift, then I will not return the gift.Because she didn't want to return the gift, it's very troublesome to deal with people.Well now, even if she is rude, it is her sister who is rude, not her.

……

Zhang Yogurt stepped on the sword, hung in the air, and stuck a periscope out of the courtyard wall.

But the little girl took the book, got on the motorcycle, and left the small courtyard directly... The periscope turned and followed her all the time.

"Well!"

Zhang Yogurt put away the periscope.

It seems to have to wait until noon or evening.

Fortunately she was patient.

So Zhang Yogurt sat and waited, until the sun was shining, the little girl came back from class, and waited until she finished her afternoon nap and went to afternoon class, until she also came back from afternoon class, the sun was setting and the sky was bright. fades.

Still haven't waited for the gift and surprise in return.

"Could it have been discovered?"

Zhang Yogurt finally couldn't bear it anymore, took out his phone, and prepared to test it a little bit.

Zhang Yogurt: Xiaoxiao, what are you doing?

Xiaoxiao: swinging

Zhang Yogurt: Guess what I'm doing

Xiaoxiao: no guess

Zhang Yogurt: Then guess where I am

Xiaoxiao: no guess

Zhang Yogurt: You guessed it, please eat potatoes

Xiaoxiao: next door

Zhang Yogurt: / with complicated expressions

Zhang Yogurt had no choice but to climb up the courtyard wall, but happened to meet the little girl who was swinging in the courtyard to enjoy the shade.

"emmm..."

Zhang Yogurt looked uncomfortable, feeling like he had been a clown for a day, and couldn't help asking, "How did you guess it was mine?"

"I am a occult practitioner."

"...Can I come to your house?"

"can."

"okay!"

Zhang Yogurt stood on the courtyard wall.

Zhilan Court is not a high-end mansion in Bie Yuan Community, it is the edge of the city, the suburbs of the suburbs, and further out is farmland, the price of a courtyard is far lower than that of a large flat in the city.Each yard itself is not big, there are no mountains, rivers, lakes, or pavilions and corridors, and the distance between neighbors is very close.

However, the two yards are not adjacent to each other, and there is a small gap in the middle, which is used as a parking space.

Zhang Yogurt took a light step, and came from the wall of his own courtyard to the wall of Ningqing courtyard, and took another step, and landed in front of Xiaoxiao.

"You didn't even tell me if you guessed it! It made me wait for a day!"

"My sister told me to ignore you."

"Since when have you listened to my sister so much?" Zhang Yogurt snorted softly, "I even bought you lumps of yams!"

"I thought you'd find this amusing."

"Well……"

Zhang Yogurt waved her hand: "Let's not talk about this... Where are your sister and your brother-in-law? Didn't you see your brother-in-law coming when I came yesterday? Why haven't I seen them all day? You are eating alone. "

"Brother-in-law is attacking high-level."

"what?"

Zhang Yogurt immediately held her breath.

Seeing her expression, the little girl frowned, but she repeated: "Brother-in-law is attacking the high rank."

"!"

Zhang Yogurt's breathing recovered, but it was extremely heavy, and even his chest began to heave violently.

"what happened to you?"

The little girl tilted her head to look at her.

The swing is still swinging and swinging.

Zhang Yogurt suppressed her excitement. She knew that this little roommate was a loyal supporter of her brother-in-law. If she saw what was going on in her heart, she would probably kick her out, so she tried her best to pretend nothing had happened:

"Nothing... what about your sister?"

"I'm guarding my brother-in-law's promotion."

"He let your sister guard?"

"otherwise?"

The little girl still tilted her head and looked at her.

"Isn't there a period of time after the promotion that he will be delirious and may be embarrassed? Is he not afraid of being seen by your sister and losing his image?"

"?"

The little girl tilted her head to the other side.

"Understood……"

Zhang Yogurt has a sour tone.

He was so afraid of being embarrassed in front of Qingqing, but what he was least afraid of was being embarrassed in front of Qingqing.

This……

Zhang Yogurt shook her head secretly, adjusted her expression, and continued to ask, "When did your brother-in-law start attacking?"

"last night."

"last night……"

Zhang Yogurt was thinking——

It will take about ten hours to hit the seventh step, that is, the shock will end this morning.After taking Huanyuan Pill, one will be unconscious for about [-] hours, and will regain consciousness after [-] hours, but not completely. This is the time when the mind is unconscious.

So calculate...

It's now!

Zhang Yogurt was surprised.

But he hasn't come out yet...