Who is not a monk

Zhang Yogurt showed a look of complacency, and continued to say to everyone: "I'm really sorry for keeping everyone waiting... Let's do it! I'll punish myself with five cups. Anyway, high-level practitioners of spiritual wine that are common on the market can't get drunk , I will eat less food at best!"

"..."

Everyone looks at me and I look at you.

Zhang Yogurt was still cheerful and didn't care, and shouted to the outside world at the top of his voice:

"waiter!"

"Hey!"

"Serve!"

"Ok!"

"waiter!"

"Hey!"

"Trouble change me to the double iron fast!" Zhang Yogurt finished yelling, and patiently explained to everyone, "I have just been promoted to the seventh level, and my strength has increased too much. It is not the same level as when I was at the peak of the sixth level. I'm not used to this force, and I lack the ability to control my body. If I use wooden talons, I'm afraid that they will be broken or bitten off. It's better to use iron talons, it's better..."

fart!

Chen Shu thought to himself.

That's not what you said the other day.

"Oh, I just graduated, I really can't bear it." Zhang Yogurt sighed, and then said to Master Xuanzhen, "By the way, little Taoist priest, I heard that the tonic pills practiced by your Yu'anguan Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. are not bad, get me some." Order."

"Replenishment pills are not effective for high-ranking people." Little Master Xuanzhen looked at her, "What are you using it for? You won't be selling it?"

"Ugh……"

Chen Shu sighed.

Little Master Xuanzhen is innocent after all!In this case, you shouldn't return to her!

Sure enough, Zhang Yogurt slapped his forehead: "That's right! I forgot, I'm already a high-level, and the nourishing pills are useless to me! Oh, it's a pity that I can't buy a bunch of pills for nothing. "

Master Xuanzhen fell silent.

The waiters also started to serve the food.

This private kitchen only receives one wave of customers at noon and evening a day, and each wave only accepts four tables. Advance reservations are required, and it has a high score on Dianping.com.The dishes on the menu look pretty good, especially in a place like Yujing, which is really rare and worthy of its high reputation.

It's a pity that Zhang Yogurt holds a grudge against them and is destined not to let them eat smoothly.

"Oh, that's right! It's been one or two years since you graduated, and it's been four or five years since you graduated. Why haven't you been promoted to a higher level?" Zhang Yogurt looked at the crowd, blinking her innocent eyes. Seeking knowledge, "Don't you want to?"

The group leader pursed his lips and said nothing.

Master Xuanzhen shut up and lowered her head.

Master Tongdeng stretched out Kuaizi to a plate of stir-fried sweet potatoes specially prepared for him, but before the Kuaizi touched it, he took it back silently.

Wu Aiwei's masked eyes gleamed coldly.

Strict Ling showed a look of embarrassment.

Brother Meng and Brother Jiang looked left and right, at a loss.

Chen Shu also pulled the corner of his mouth.

Only Ning Qing was still calm, holding the lemon boneless chicken feet on the table and sipping.

"Amitabha."

A long Buddhist chant came out from Master Xuanzhen's mouth, and then he looked at Chen Shu: "Green vegetable donor, it's time to play the audio you recorded after the yogurt donor failed to be promoted."

"It's useless."

Zhang Yogurt chuckled and didn't care: "The real strong will not be defeated by the same move twice! I have already developed antibodies to it, and now I will automatically filter it out when I hear those words."

At this moment Wu Aiwei spoke out, his voice became colder and colder through the metal mask: "Say, if we fight together, can we beat her?"

"Ha ha! You're dying of laughter! You're dreaming!"

"Amitabha, I'm afraid it's too much." Master Tongdeng said, "There is a world of difference between high-level and middle-level, and the yogurt donor is extremely talented. I heard that after the dissertation defense, she and a seventh-level reviewer were discussing swords outside the city. In the end, it was her who had just entered the seventh level that was even better."

"Haha, you still have a brain!"

"I think she can try it while she has just entered the seventh level and her realm is not stable." Wu Aiwei said coldly.

"Try a fart! I can crush you with one finger!"

"I agree." Master Xuanzhen said.

"You want to be beaten too, don't you?"

"Amitabha, since this is the case, let's add a poor monk." Master Tongdeng said leisurely.

"Where's your brain? Grandma just praised you for your brains, why are you being stupid again?"

"Add me one more." The group leader nodded.

"Eh you?"

"And me!" Chen Shu said.

"?"

"I can take pictures for you." Meng Chunqiu said.

"??"

"That... I listen to the group leader." Jiang said.

"???"

"If the group leader, Senior Sister Wu, and Senior Brother Chen are all that... I'll add one too." Yan Yanling said weakly, and nodded apologetically to Zhang Yogurt, "I'm sorry, Senior Sister Yogurt, let's join the group activities."

"..."

Zhang Yogurt's expression became serious.

At some point, a simple long sword appeared in Wu Ewei's hand. She held the sword in one hand and the handle in the other, and pulled out the long sword.

Zhang Yogurt opened his mouth slightly, with a dull expression, turned to look at the group of friends on the table, only to find that everyone except his roommate was staring at him.

The eyes are not friendly...

A moment later

The road outside the University City is wide and clean, with few cars and people. I saw a tall woman flying with her sword close to the ground. A group of people followed closely behind, and she could faintly hear the clear and crisp shout of the tall woman from the wind:

"You are crazy!

"It's illegal to fight in the city! It's a felony!

"Look! There are a group of Gu Xiu lunatics here, fighting in the city with control methods! Is there anyone to take care of it!

"Shooting you! Hurry up and call the police!"

……

I wish everyone a great Dragon Boat Festival.

Another Dragon Boat Festival leave

Due to going home for the holidays, it is inconvenient to code words, and the college entrance examination is coming soon, and the review is also very nervous, so I took three days off and did not update for three days.

……

……

Haha I lied to you.

Only ask for the next two days, the two-day order change, and the one in the morning, is this more acceptable?

(bow and bare chest)

Chapter 378 Enriching Life

A detention center in Xicheng District, Yujing City.

A group of young people stood in a row, many of whom were dressed in strange clothes.Each of them has the power to destroy this place, but at this time they are all honest.Only a tall and long-legged girl kept making noises and expressing her dissatisfaction.

"Will you investigate! I'm a victim! Why should I be arrested? Can I run away when they chase me? Stand there and let them beat me? Is anyone listening to me! Come on !"

"What's the noise?"

"I'm wronged! I'm wronged!"

"What are you wronged!? We have already checked it out! You all know each other, and you have a dinner together today, and you drank five glasses of wine! Your companions have also admitted to us! This is why you are drunk and excited. A farce that ignores the laws and regulations!"

"I'm really wronged! I'm a victim!"

"Be honest! You haven't been in the detention center once or twice, are you still not used to it?"

"It's different this time! I was wronged this time! I don't know them at all! I can't bear to be detained like this!"

"Are you sure you don't know him?"

"I don't know! I don't know at all!"

"Yes, police officer, we all know each other. She is still my girlfriend's roommate. She came to dinner for my birthday a few days ago." Chen Shu said, "I still have photos taken when we were eating on my mobile phone. Apart from my girlfriend and my sister and sister, she was the only one present."

"Is there nothing to say?"

"This……"

"I don't know you?"

"I……"

"This time we were impulsive, and we admit our mistake." Chen Shu said honestly, "But...um...how will we be punished in the end?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone opened their eyes and looked at the police officer.

"Flying in the urban area, um, flying close to the ground is also considered flying. In addition, it crashes into the busy city at high speed, disrupting public order, and arouses widespread heated discussions among citizens... But since you are a first-time offender and have a good attitude of admitting your mistakes, you will be detained for a few days according to the regulations." Police Officer He paused again, "In addition, considering that you have students at school, in order not to affect your future, we will give priority to contacting the school, and the school will conduct punishment education. Those with religious backgrounds will also contact religion, and the religion will conduct internal punishment. Punishment education, the specifics are waiting for the punishment letter to come out.”

Zhang Yogurt heard this and looked around.

Chen Shu, Jiang Lai, and Yan Yanling are all current students. Master Deng and Master Xuanzhen belong to a Buddhist school and a Taoist school. The other three simply disappeared, saying that they were taken away because of their special identities, and one is an active soldier. , The army has its own picket and punishment mechanism.

And she just attended the graduation ceremony a few days ago...

I haven't got my graduation certificate yet, so I don't know if I'm still a student.

"I am wronged!!"

"Quiet!"

"I am the closed disciple of the current sword master, and I am the future sword master!"

"Even if the sword master is here, we have to..."

"What do you have to do!?"

"Let's talk later."

"I don't accept it! I am wronged!"

"Call again to inform your family!"

"Go and inform! I have no father or mother. Master is the contemporary sword master. He is 302 years old. Go and inform!"

"Your sect manager, please!"

"Please! Those are all my nephews!"

"..."

The police officer was silent for a while, turned around and left, leaving only one sentence: "You can keep arguing, I don't bother to talk to you."

"Injustice!"

Zhang Yogurt was not too tired, and continued to yell at the door.

The five people in the back sat side by side, with a calm expression, watching her performance quietly, turning their heads from time to time to exchange their inner thoughts.

"The yogurt donor has quite a lot of hair."

"Senior Sister Yogurt has a really good figure."

"The legs are also quite white."