Who is not a monk

"Wow?"

"Don't be afraid of that dog." Chen Shu lowered his head sincerely, "I think you can communicate with it, anyway, you can speak dog language."

"!"

Tao Zi quickly ran to Ning Qing's feet, followed Ning Qing, and ignored him.

Naturally, lunch is hearty.

Grandma cooked a table of dishes, most of which were hot dishes, not cold ones. There were also nine bowls of main dishes for big events. She also cooked a pot of signature smooth broth and deep-fried crispy meat. , Chen Shu said to Qingqing, this is the top specification.

For the elderly, it is indeed top-notch.valley

Such a table of dishes has to be tossed from yesterday.

It's not easy.

in the afternoon.

Chen Shu had enough to eat and drink, basking in the sun and playing with his mobile phone in the yard.

During the Chinese New Year, everyone was free, and it was the peak time for chatting, but the Guxiu group was a bit calmer. Maybe everyone was busy with real things. Anyway, yesterday, everyone basically just said happy new year to each other, and there was nothing more.

Chen Shu scrolled through the short video.

Ning Qing was next to him, looking at him with his head tilted.

At the beginning of the new year, there are mostly some videos about the new year.

Whether it was New Year's greetings from major official media, or clips from the New Year's Eve party, or news about the New Year and Spring Festival travel, it was rare for Ning Qing to watch him post more than a dozen small videos, but not a single lady.

And none of his idiosyncratic idiosyncrasies.

This year His Majesty is the first incense burner at Xinzheng Temple, and last year at Yu'an Temple, but this time Yingjie Bodhisattva did not come forward to receive him.

On the second day of the new year, Yiguo once again intervened militarily in the Puluo turmoil, which was suppressed by the suzerain.

Last year, the birth rate and marriage rate fell again, but the divorce rate hit a record high.

"Buzz."

There is a message from the group.

Chen Shu opened it casually.

The Gate of Wonders: Has the group leader gone to Puluo?

The door to all wonders: @赵然正尊

Qingdeng Ancient Buddha: The group leader wanted to go last time, but his karma had not been completed at that time

The Gate of All Wonders: Puluo is more chaotic this time than last time

The Gate of Wonders: I have a news from my uncle in Puluo. Now Puluo not only has civil strife, but also the forces of Lanya and Mengyue Sect. Moreover, it is not so easy to suppress popular sentiment in this era. Consider international public opinion

Haoran righteousness: yes

Haoran Zhengqi: We do not intend to suppress the public opinion, let them protest, but we must ensure that the government of Puluo is under our control, and eliminate the forces of those folk practitioners who launch attacks on the country

Haoran Zhengqi: This time we have to root out

The Gate of All Wonders: Good luck to you

Ancient Blue Lantern Buddha: Amitabha, everything is going well

Vegetable cocoa: good luck

Zhao Yeqing: Good luck to you

The beauty with eight-pack abs: The group leader is big, everything is going well

Beauty with eight-pack abs: /Sahua

The Door of All Wonders: Where's Grandma?

Qingdeng Ancient Buddha: Maybe the signal is not good on the mountain

Mrs. Grandma: Fart!

Mrs. Grandma: My father, Jianzong also has a wireless network

Mr. Grandma: I was just flying down the mountain to eat maocai, oh, I’m sorry, I forgot that the two of you are still fifth-level food dogs, you can’t fly, and the information leaked inadvertently hit your self-esteem/Silly smile

Neither the Qingdeng Ancient Buddha nor the Gate of All Wonders made a sound.

Qingcai Keke and Zhao Yeqing did not make a sound.

Probably everyone was thinking the same thing at this time, let her hang up this pretentious news for a few more days, and embarrass her.

Chen Shu handed the mobile phone back to Qingqing, and saw her legs crossed and stretched straight, he also stretched her legs, but found that they were a bit shorter than Qingqing, and after quickly eliminating the influence of the bench, he quickly put them away return.

Qingqing turned her head and looked at him calmly.

There are four words in the eyes: overestimate one's abilities.

Chen Shu pretended not to understand.

……

The next day, afternoon.

Grandpa and grandma sent them all the way to the outside road.

The flower dog is still accompanying.

Tao Zi had to follow the owner closely, looking back from time to time. She also tried to listen to Chen Shu, trying to reason with the dog, but the dog was too stupid to understand his high-level language, and was still hostile to him. , it is also very helpless.

"Don't send it."

"Not many steps."

"It's all here."

"Have it."

Grandma took out four red envelopes from her pocket and distributed them side by side.

As a child, Chen Banxia has passed the shelf life, but from the appearance, the quality is still good, so he also has a share.

"Qingqing, grandma wishes you a happy new year, success in your career, good luck in everything, and a smooth journey in your relationship with Chen Shu."

"Thank you grandma."

Ning Qing took the red envelope calmly.

Then the grandma turned to the little girl next to her and handed out a red envelope: "Happy New Year, Xiaoxiao too. She has a successful career, and her wishes come true."

The little girl rolled her eyes and quietly glanced at her brother-in-law next to her.

"Hurry up."

"Thank you grandma."

The little girl took it with both hands and bowed to thank her.

Both cars opened their doors.

Professor Chen drove his beloved retro car, while Qingqing drove Boss Ning's luxury car over, followed Tao Zi to sneak up, slapped Huagou on the face while Huagou wasn't paying attention, and quickly got back into the car Among them, several people also got into the car.

Ning Qing was sitting in the co-pilot, holding the red envelope which was obviously much thicker than the other three, thinking quietly.

Chapter 276 No worries, no worries

The seventh day of the first month.

The weather in Yujing has begun to warm up.

After Zhang Yogurt attended the wedding of the sixth senior sister and the seventh senior brother, she decisively chose to return to Beijing.

The days in Zongmen were too degenerate, apart from pretending to be coercive, they just got together to play mahjong.But she always loses in mahjong. These days, she has already lost a lot of money.Bragging and pretending are not as good as these people. After finally finding an opportunity in the sand sculpture group, I wanted to pretend to be a force, but no one paid attention to her until now.

Here lies the drawback of forcibly pretending——

I didn't feel anything when I was on the top, but I was quite excited. When I came back to my senses, the excitement was over, and I was so embarrassed.

But that group of people didn't speak, none of them spoke, as if they were disconnected from the Internet collectively.

As a result, she dared not open the group these days.

Once you open the group, it's your own forced pretense.

This group of people seemed to have taken a photo of a super embarrassing moment of hers, framed it into a huge photo frame, and hung it by her bedside.

"hateful!"

At this time, Zhang Yogurt was riding a motorcycle, driving fast on the highway, bored at high speed, and thinking wildly in his mind.

In the middle of the journey, there were a few big traffic jams caused by the rush hour on the way back, and the advantages of motorcycles were reflected. They could easily pass through, and no points would be deducted for taking the emergency lane.But sometimes it was so congested that even the motorcycle couldn't get through, so she stopped, put the motorcycle into the space magic weapon in front of all the drivers, and flew over with the sword.

It took her almost half a day to return to Yujing from Jianzhou, and the sun made her drowsy on the way, which made her very tired.

Back in the dormitory, she fell asleep on the sofa.

After sleeping, I had another dream.

In the dream, for some reason, except for her, the sand sculpture group of friends and his goddess roommate actually spent the New Year together.Just when she felt absurd, all the group friends in the screen saw the news of her forced pretending in the group, and made some discussions about it, and came to the conclusion that she was a pretender.

pissed her off.

Among them, the sand-carved green vegetable was the most vicious.

It was his idea not to answer her.

The most annoying thing is that the roommate is still there.

How could these idiots slander themselves in front of their roommates?

But soon she realized that this was just a dream.

It turned out that this was a dream.

Zhang Yogurt breathed a sigh of relief.

But then, the picture changed.

Time began to turn back, back to the past.

In the dream, there was a picture of the roommate holding the mobile phone expressionlessly, watching him chatting in the group silently.

Grandma always said: Don't tell my goddess!

Grandma always said: I can't let my goddess know the embarrassing things I did in the group, and I can't let her know that I am a sand sculpture!

The roommate in the dream sneered.

Why is it still a dream?

Thinking so, Zhang Yogurt woke up.

When I woke up, it was already May of this year, and the Martial Arts Competition was held again.

And today is the finals.

Because she had slacked off on her practice a few days ago, she fell behind the sand carving vegetables.At that time, the arena was attracting attention, but she couldn't fight well, the sword in her hand was jerky, and finally lost to the sand sculpture Qingcai under the gaze of countless eyes, and she was powerless to fight back.

"what!"

Zhang Yogurt sat up instantly.

The evening light entered the dormitory, the living room was empty, and the silence around her was in stark contrast to her beating heart.

At this moment, the phone rings suddenly.

It was Master calling.

Zhang Yogurt took a long breath and connected the phone.

"Crooked master?"

"Reached?"

"arrive."

"When did you arrive?"

"It's been a while."