Who is not a monk

Grandma always said: When are you going?

Vegetable cocoa: you say first

Grandma always said: you say first

Vegetable cocoa: you say first/cute

Grandma always said: you speak first / despise

Green Vegetable Cocoa: I haven’t decided whether to go or not

Grandma always said: /doubt

Vegetable cocoa :/lovely

Grandma always said: What are you afraid of?

Vegetable cocoa: afraid of danger

Grandma always said: / squinting smile

Green vegetable cocoa: I will not go

Grandma always said: / squinting smile

Green vegetable cocoa: / Squinting smile

Unknown person: /doubt

The Gate of Wonders: ? ? ?

Qingdeng Ancient Buddha: Amitabha, what are the two benefactors playing riddles about?

Grandma always said: This is a battle of intelligence, and it is normal for the master's wooden fish head to be unable to figure it out

Vegetable Cocoa: Makes sense

Haoran righteousness: /eating melon seeds

Chen Shu put down the phone.

It feels like Zhang Yogurt is becoming more and more suspicious of him, and I'm afraid he won't be able to hide it for a few days.

Daily practice.

March [-].

According to the small camera installed next to Zhang Yogurt, Zhang Yogurt went out early this morning again, and I don’t know where he went.Chen Shu guessed that this person came to Yujing Academy to guard himself and Brother Meng again.

So when he went out to class, he pulled Meng brother through the back door. After class, he made an appointment to go to another cafeteria to eat together, and he also went through the back door when he came back.

Meng Chunqiu was very happy about this, and felt that brother Chen was very kind to him today.

Come back and pack up the things for the hunting festival.

Daily practice.

Chen Shu lay on the bed and fell asleep, and survived another day.

……

March thirteenth.

Zhang Yogurt woke up from the bed.

I had another dream last night, which was a bit outrageous.

In the dream, she and Keke Qingcai went out to meet Ji, because she claimed to be a student of Yujing Academy, so the sand sculpture Qingcai proposed that the two meet at Yujing Academy.

For some reason, she made no objection.

How irritating!

If she was sober, she would definitely object and change the location to Ling'an Academy!

So in the dream, she went to Yujing Academy to attend the appointment.

When they met, neither of them found each other, and after tossing for a while, they realized that the other party was by their side.

Standing face to face, both fell silent.

Immediately, the hateful Qingcai complained first and accused her of being a woman, but she immediately bit back and asked him why he was a man.

After finally calming down, the sand sculpture Qingcai suggested that she take him for a stroll around the school.

However, Zhang Yogurt is not from Yujing Academy, so he had to take him around in Yujing Academy.What was even more speechless was that she had to introduce him halfway, so she had no choice but to point to the administrative building and say it was the teaching building, and point to the girls' dormitory and say it was the boys' dormitory.

At noon, the sand sculpture of vegetables asked her to take him to the cafeteria for dinner.

Zhang Yogurt walked in silence for a long time, circling and circling, when the road was impassable, when she looked up, they came to the gate of the sports field.

I vaguely remember the last content of the dream——

The sand sculpture Qingcai whose face could not be seen clearly pointed at her: "You are lying! You are not a student of Yujing Academy at all! You are full of lies!"

Before Zhang Yogurt had time to retaliate, she woke up from the dream.

Immediately pissed off.

After waking up, she sat on the bed, sulking for a long time, and tried to lie down again, wanting to sleep again, to continue the dream, so that she could go back, but found that she could not fall asleep anyway, so Even more angry.

This sand sculpture of green vegetables would make her angry in her dreams.

Zhang Yogurt suppressed the desire to find him out and hack him to death, took two long breaths, and then looked at the watch.

It was almost seven o'clock.

Jingle bell~~

Oh, it's already seven o'clock.

Zhang Yogurt turned off the alarm clock, turned over and got up.

Today Yujing's annual hunting festival opens, she is naturally going to join in the excitement, let alone whether it is fun or not, this is also the time of the year when she uses Master's flying signal to deceive her brothers and sisters The largest source of income outside of their red envelopes.

Zhang Yogurt is positive about this.

wash;

Go to the cafeteria to buy breakfast, and bring a copy to the roommate by the way;

pack up, go out;

Because of the space magic weapon, Zhang Yogurt didn't have big bags and small bags of equipment, but traveled lightly. After sweeping a shared car outside the school, he drove directly to the village at the foot of Qingshanling.

According to the news, these villages have already suffered from sword pigs, but sword pigs are protected at other times and cannot be hunted casually.

Today is different.

Zhang Yogurt came here once last year, and this time he is familiar with the road.

When approaching the village, many people on the side of the road blocked the way, asking if you are here to participate in the hunting festival. If you answer yes, they will hand over your business card, hoping that you will sell them the sword pig you caught at a favorable price.

Last year, she was too immature, afraid that these people were liars, so she only took a business card, and when it was time to sell it later, she couldn't compare the price, and lost a lot.

In fact, these are the people in the slaughterhouse.

This year, Zhang Yogurt has been receiving business cards all the way, and has received more than a dozen of them. When receiving them, he even asked them the approximate price.

Some answered, while others were vague and refused to speak clearly.

For the latter, Zhang Yogurt directly threw away the business card.

At present, the price of farmed sword pigs in supermarkets is about 50 yuan per catty. This is the price of clean meat.In addition, there are many worthless things on the pig, so the price of a sword pig may only be more than 20 yuan per catty.

Wild sword pigs are not much more expensive than farmed ones.

During the recent hunting festival, a lot of wild sword pork will flow to the market, and the price will be affected, which basically offsets the wild bonus.

These merchants only charge live pigs, and do not accept margins. The quotations are usually more than 20 yuan per catty, which fluctuates greatly among different merchants, and is not standardized at all.

And only live pigs have this price.

Because Yiguo law stipulates that slaughterhouses can only accept live animals that are qualified for slaughter, and they must pass a quarantine certificate before they can be sold.If the live sword pigs caught in the hunting festival are not slaughtered immediately, they have to apply for a number before they can be kept temporarily.

If a hunter accidentally kills a sword pig during the hunt, they can either take it back to eat, or give it away, or sell it at a low price to some slaughterhouses that dare to accept dead pigs. Can sell.

Zhang Yogurt kept the three with higher quotations, closed the car window, and accelerated towards the village.

After passing through the village, the car can still drive forward for a section of dirt road. After reaching the foot of the mountain, the road ends here.

There is an open space here, which is full of cars.

Mostly SUVs and pickups.

Zhang Yogurt searched around, but couldn't find a vacant seat, so he parked casually in front of other people's cars—presumably these people are all here to participate in the hunting festival, so a one or two-ton car should be able to move it, right?

Get out of the car, lock the car, and return the car.

All in one go.

Zhang Yogurt put away her phone and looked up at the cold mountain stone path in front of her.

At the end of the stone path is a continuous green hill with lush vegetation, covered by a layer of mist on this late spring morning, the deep mountain is like a fairy dwelling, and in fact there are indeed hermit practitioners inside.

There are people walking into the mountains in an endless stream.

Some carried swords, some carried longbows, some led hounds, and some carried various tools for making traps, looking very professional.

Few people travel alone and travel lightly like her, most of them carry big and small bags.

Zhang Yogurt looked down at herself again.

Dark gray skinny jeans, originally trousers, but turned into cropped trousers because the legs are too long, a pair of sneakers, a short white cotton T-shirt, and a blue and white jacket on the outside, youthful and vigorous, compared to She looks more like a schoolgirl on an outing than a hunter.

"Hey!"

I am the most beautiful!

Zhang Yogurt took a step forward.

As soon as he set foot on the path, he heard the cry of a pig from the mountain, which was very shrill.

I don't know how many sword pigs will be murdered by humans.

Suddenly, a chatter came from behind: "Miss, are you alone?"

Zhang Yogurt looked back.

It was a few young people in their twenties, four men and one woman, the man held a long bow and sword in his hand, and carried a hiking bag, and the girl only carried a small bag. The person who spoke earlier was looking at him curiously.

"yes……"

Zhang Yogurt replied with a smile, knowing it instantly, the opportunity to pretend to be coming, so she scratched her head embarrassingly, pretending to be ignorant: "I heard that there is a hunting festival recently, and I want to join in the fun, but I invite my roommates Come, but my roommates refused to come, so I had no choice but to come by myself..."

"You didn't bring anything?"

"I don't know what to bring..."

"Then you are really a tiger!"

The young man tugged at the corner of his mouth, looked the girl up and down again, and swallowed secretly.

The figure of the girl in front of her is really amazing, her legs are long and straight, they were fascinated by just looking at her back, but now she turns around, her appearance is even more beautiful than they imagined, but this dress comes from Qingshanling , If you are not a boss, you are an idiot.

It's a pity, so good-looking, it turned out to be an idiot.

The young man looked at the girl again, and said: "Then you remember to walk around outside and go back after seeing the excitement. It is very dangerous inside, and there are many poisonous insects, snakes and rats. If you enter without preparation, you may be hurt." In danger!"

"Eh? What about you?"

"Us? Of course we went in to hunt sword pigs!" The young man said, "Why don't you add Fetion, if we get something by then, I can send you two pictures, and you can post them on Moments."

"No... no need."

"Forget it, goodbye, miss!"

"..."

Zhang Yogurt stared blankly at them leaving and scratched her head.

Shouldn't the correct script be: These people saw her beautiful and innocent, so they decided to take her along to add fun to the hunting process, and then when they were in a hurry to hunt sword pigs, she stood up and showed her might. Recruit the enemy and stun them all?

Or: When they saw her alone, they couldn't help becoming lustful after they went to the deep mountains and old forests, and spoke frivolously to her, but they never thought that the character woman in front of them was actually a peerless genius of Jianzong, who would defeat them all at once?

"emmm..."

Zhang Yogurt was a little reconciled, so she still kept up with the group of people, following quietly, to see if she could come up with a forceful act——