I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

The two fought in the deep pit, completely forgetting Lin En, who passed out.

The moves are all aimed at the opponent's vital points without mercy, and the mouth is full of obscenities. If others see it, they will think that two reckless men are fighting for some treasure!

The time for a stick of incense quickly passed.

The two, who were tired from fighting, sat on either side of Lynn, looking at each other panting heavily, their faces were full of hatred, but they were holding back a smile.

"Fahai, I told you earlier that you would be bald, look at how many hairs are left on your head now!"

"Don't be arrogant, old boy. I'll see if your little dick can show his glory after receiving those few punches from me!"

wow ah ah ah-

The eyes of the two were raging with anger, but neither dared to make a move.

Because at this time Lynn was already awake.

"I said what's the matter with you two? If you lose your hair, you can grow it again. If you have kidney deficiency, you can just take some medicine to supplement it. Is it worth fighting like you?"

Lin En couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed by the two who had been pinched together as soon as they were resurrected.

It is agreed that the mud will not be stained, and the clean water will not be demonized!

These two goods are dirtier than mud!

"Brother, it's this guy who doesn't respect me, he says I'm still a bald donkey!"

"Stop spitting blood out there, it's obviously you who first accused me of kidney deficiency!"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, Fahai, you guys are as stubborn as a donkey whether you are bald or not. If your hair is gone, it will be gone. Isn't it good to maintain your image of an eminent monk! And you little Xie , you have so many beauties in your harem, isn’t it normal for you to suffer from kidney deficiency? If you’re like Fa Hai, you don’t touch women every day, you’ll have nowhere to go if you want to!”

Well...

Facing Lynn's reprimand, both of them fell silent.

Although I feel that what Lynn said makes sense, I don't know why, but I just feel a little uncomfortable after hearing it.

"Brother, in fact, the poor monk doesn't want to be a monk anymore. If the poor monk wants to return to the vulgar, he also needs to experience what it means to have sex in fish and water."

"Then can you change the word "poor monk" that you habitually call yourself?"

"That's right, I have to change my words! By the way, big brother, I, Xie Wushuang, swear to God that I will treat a person with all my heart like you, and I will never go outside to make troubles again, so I'm afraid I won't be able to deal with kidney deficiency." .”

"You concentrate on you big-headed ghost, are you planning to give up your eldest wife or Qian'er?"

"I..."

Facing the question from Lynn's soul, Xie Wushuang fell into inexplicable contemplation.

Yes, these two women are so inseparable in his heart, if he is forced to choose one of them, it will be really difficult for him to choose.

"Old Xie, you don't need to worry, the poor monk happens to be single, so you just give me one of your two wives and you're done with it?!"

"I'm going to fuck your second uncle, you think so beautifully!"

Without even thinking about it, Xie Wushuang slapped Fa Hai on the head.

Fortunately, the latter's reaction was not bad. He leaned back and dodged the menacing palm.

"Hey, you really don't know what to do. As a brother, I am clearly sharing your worries, but you still attack me! You really chill my heart!"

"Bah, you really said that!"

Looking at Fa Haixie Wushuang, he gritted his teeth with hatred.

And Lynn, who was sandwiched between the two, also covered his head helplessly.

At this moment, he inexplicably wondered if he had mixed the soul of that guy Meng De when he revived Fa Hai!

"Okay, okay, what's the point of arguing endlessly, since you can't make a choice, then don't give up any of them, and you Fahai, if you want to return to vulgarity, you can eat more black sesame seeds for me if you have nothing to do. Grow your hair back now!"

"yes, Sir!"

Chapter 1084 Smart Head

After some lectures, Lynn rubbed his temples with a headache.

But fortunately, one of the two was eager to return to vulgarity to find a wife, and the other was eager to rush into the Shadow Legion to save his wife. The three of them actually reached an agreement in a short period of time, and jointly launched a forge ahead for the lofty goal of cultivation!

But in the deep pit at this time, Lin En, Fa Hai, and Xie Wushuang were all sitting cross-legged in the deep pit, in the shape of a character, interacting with each other, yin and yang co-existing.

The speed of practice is more than a hundred times faster than that of Lin En, who can meditate alone!

boom--!

The aura surged in Lin En's body crazily, and the interaction even raised Xie Wushuang and Fa Hai to the same initial stage of the ancestral realm as Lin En!

"Good guy, the three of us practice together, and the speed is really fast!"

Feeling that Xie Wushuang and Fa Hai broke through consecutively like setting off firecrackers in the New Year, and once again came to the same realm as himself, Lin En was naturally very happy.

But what surprised him was that the same three people practiced together, but this time the speed of practice was several times faster than before, even faster than taking medicine!

"Xiao Xie, Fa Hai, isn't our cultivation speed a bit too fast this time?"

Lynn said.

"Brother, why did you ask this question? The three of us are originally one. With your state of mind, we can comprehend the cultivation of the two of us naturally."

"No, it shouldn't be like this."

Lin En shook his head, turned around to look at Fa Hai and Xie Wushuang behind him.

"Although the three of you and I have merged into one body, if you want to step into the ancestral realm, you must understand the power of Tao. Could it be that the two of you have already understood the power of Tao?"

!!!

Hearing Lin En's words, Fa Hai and Xie Wushuang immediately understood, and their faces showed disbelief.

Especially Fahai, when he heard Lin En say that he had comprehended the power of morality, he looked at Lin En with a blank face, and said pleasantly: "Brother, according to your statement, doesn't that mean that Lao Xie and I are already friends?" Are you an expert?"

"Uh...literally yes, but can you put that smirk off your face?"

Seeing the increasingly uncontrollable smile on Fa Hai's face, Lin En really wanted to slap him!

How could someone as pure as himself have a younger brother who smiled so obscenely!

It is simply a failure and a disgrace in life!

"Boy, I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Just when Lin En was aggrieved by his 'purity', Brother Hei's voice suddenly came from his mind.

"It doesn't matter whether it's good or bad, brother, you can say whatever you want."

"That's okay, as the saying goes, report the good news and not the bad news, so I'll tell you the good news first."

Brother Hei cleared his throat, and then said, "The good news is, after I confirmed that these two guys have indeed comprehended the Tao, which is an extremely powerful Tao of life and the Tao of death, and because of their special , their own extreme yang power and extreme yin power have been sublimated."

"What about the bad news?"

"The bad news is that the three of you are now one. If you want to break through the ancestral realm and step into the emperor's realm, you must let your swordsmanship, Fahai's life path, and Xie Wushuang's death path reach a certain level. Or if you have a bad luck, you will never be able to break through the ancestral realm~"

"..."

Hearing the bad news of Brother Hei, Lin En's expressionless face showed even more frost.

This can already be called a tragedy, okay?

"Brother, if I kill them now, won't there be so many things?"

"Theoretically, it is possible, but if the two of them are dead but the breath of Tao is still there, you need to comprehend the profound meaning of the three Taos alone."

"... All right."

Lin En sighed helplessly, with despair written all over his face.

It's just that the ancestral realm is already so difficult, how difficult will the emperor realm, honor realm and even the origin realm mentioned by his father-in-law be in the future!

"Don't be discouraged, kid. The road is long and the journey is long. Cultivation is the way against the sky. How can there be such a simple and easy thing. But your current strength, kid, is far beyond the vast majority of people in the same realm. If you and you No matter how those two idiots in your body can further break through to the Emperor Realm on their own way, your strength will take a qualitative leap. At that time, even the strong in the Eternal Realm will have a chance to escape if they meet you. "

"My... brother, do I have to run for my life when I meet a master?"

The corners of Lin En's lips raised slightly, but after hearing Brother Hei's words, they immediately pulled down again.

"Brat, you can be content. If it wasn't for my brother who escorted you before, do you think you can get into that group of guys with your strength? Let me tell you, if you really meet someone in the eternal realm 1v1 Strong man, don't talk about fighting, you don't even have the qualifications to stand! The opponent releases a coercion enough to make you kneel there, and you can't get up at all!"

"so serious?!"

"Nonsense, otherwise, why do you think those guys with high cultivation bases always like to show coercion? Do you think it's just for pretending to be X? This is called surrendering without fighting! But speaking of your luck, if you The woman named Ming Xuan didn't do it directly but released her coercion before, I'm afraid you have already exposed your truth! Remember, pretending to be X can only solve temporary difficulties, and you still have to speak according to your real skills at critical times!"

"Hiss...brother, stop talking, I already know."

Lynn gasped.

Then he turned around, patted Fa Hai and Xie Wushuang on the head, and recounted what Brother Hei said verbatim to them with a serious face.

"Hiss...Brother, what you said is so serious. If the two of us can't comprehend the Tao, wouldn't you have to stay in this realm for the rest of your life?" Fa Hai said slightly shocked.

"That's right, so don't be lazy, you two, if it's because of one of you that delays my progress in practice, then don't blame me for not leaving any roots behind my sword!"

As Lin En said, he waved his hands and summoned the Xuanyuan Sword, which hadn't been seen for a long time. The blade of the sword shone with a cold light, and both of them felt chills in their crotches.

Gan!Brother, we are all men!

Even if yours is sealed and can't be used, don't always make life difficult for our place!

"Brother, as the old saying goes, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, so put away your sword first."

"Yes, brother, we are all cultural people, sometimes we use our brains too much, how scary is your dangling sword! It will affect your intelligence, okay?"

"It makes sense."

Seeing the shivering look of the two, Lin En nodded and took Xuanyuan Sword back.

Then, he looked at Fa Hai whose head had been plucked by Xie Wushuang's balding whirlwind legs, and asked, "Fa Hai, it is said that smart heads don't grow hair. Tell me, what do you have?" There is a way for us to quickly understand our respective ways~"

Chapter 1085 It's all a misunderstanding

"Brother, you feel too oppressive like this, I'm afraid I can't think of a good way."

"Stop talking nonsense, move your smart bald head quickly, or I will not only make you bald on the top, but also on the bottom!"

"Brother, please forgive me, I don't want to be bald!"

Faced with Lin En's threat, Fa Hai really wanted to cry but had no tears.

Although I don't have much hair on my head now, it doesn't mean that I can immediately come up with a suitable solution!

What's more, Lin En is well aware of the character of this guy, if something goes wrong with the method he came up with in the future, let alone something wrong, I'm afraid even the things that pass on from generation to generation will be doomed!

"Brother, I don't think it's a problem for you to force Fahai like this. Why don't we leave here and ask our sisters-in-law and the others? The strength of a large number of people is better than those of us trapped here."

Seeing Fa Hai being persecuted by Lin En, Xie Wushuang couldn't bear to persuade him.

But Lin En shook his head and sighed: "Hey... Right now, wars are going on in every universe and every plane, if I run around and get involved in the battle of the strong, I must die. "

A sigh of helplessness.

Especially after listening to Brother Hei's introduction to the function of the master's coercion, Lin En felt a little bit confused about the cross-border battle.

Could it be that Lin's journey of pretending to be X is coming to an end!

"Well, big brother, little brother, I suddenly thought of a method, I don't know if I should say it or not!"

"Don't be a fool, tell me quickly, or I'll shave your head off!"

Hearing Fa Hai's voice behind him, Lin En called out the Xuanyuan Sword without hesitation and set it beside his few hairs.

"Brother has hairy men. The poor monk suddenly remembered that there is a kind of exercise in my Buddhist and Taoist exercises that can gather the beliefs of believers, create a Buddhist kingdom, and can accommodate your believers in your Buddhist kingdom. You can assign them to do anything. Wouldn’t it be nice if we pretended to be part of the shadows and go to their grassroots to recruit younger brothers and then send them to ask questions?”

"Hey, it makes sense, but why do we go to their grassroots to collect younger brothers? Just accept a bunch of big bosses as our followers, and we'll be done."

"Brother, can you use your brain, how can we beat those masters with our strength, unless there are ready-made disciples for you."

Fa Hai said something casually.

But it was this casual sentence that woke Lin En up, and a bold idea suddenly appeared in his mind!

"There is a ready-made... master... I have it! Fahai, tell me the information of that exercise, and I will reward you with black and thick hair after it is done!"

"yes, Sir!"

Although Fa Hai didn't know what Lynn was up to suddenly, but when he heard that the reward was a head of black and thick hair, his eyes lit up immediately.