I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

And when passing a corner, with a bang, he bumped into Lin En who was coming out to go to the bathroom.

"Excuse me……"

But at the next moment, he saw Lynn's face, his heart tightened suddenly, and a wolf-like light burst out of his eyes.

It's him!

The most handsome and most disgusting one among them?

He clenched his fists for an instant and squinted his eyes.

Do you want to... kill it here?

Lin En rubbed his head, stood up from the ground, and said, "Sorry, you didn't..."

Then he raised his head and saw Chen Meinan's face.

He was stunned.

"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

The next moment, there was a burst of uncontrollable laughter from the entire corridor.

The laughter echoed for a long time, and it lasted for a long time.

System: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha! Damn it! Dog host, you are so rude! You can't make fun of others and laugh so unscrupulously!! It's too rude! Hahahaha~"

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Chapter 102 Is This Brother Wogua Your Friend?

Chen Meinan suddenly became angry from embarrassment: "What are you laughing at?"

Lin En looked at his face, covered his own face, his face turned blue and white because of suppressed laughter, turned his head and said: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but... poof... haha Ha ha ha ha!"

"Why can a person's face look like a shrunken melon lying sideways, and it looks like someone has been punched, and as a result, the entire facial features are squeezed together and can't bounce back... …puff……"

System: "Pfft... Damn it! Host! You are so rude! Don't laugh, don't make fun of others in front of them! And don't use metaphors indiscriminately! Hahahaha!"

Seeing Lin En, who was holding back a smile forcibly, with a painful expression on his face but still unable to restrain the crazily raised corners of his mouth, Chen Meinan's head was filled with anger.

The veins on his temples were even more exposed.

"you you……"

He admitted that his appearance was indeed somewhat unsightly.

but!

It was definitely not as unbearable as he described!

What is a horizontally shrunken melon that has been punched and caused the facial features to be squeezed together!

He turned his head suddenly and looked angrily at a mirror in the corridor.

Suddenly, subconsciously appeared in his mind the appearance of a shrunken melon whose facial features were squeezed together due to being punched...

It's really...a pretty...

"What a joke!"

Chen Meinan was so furious that he punched the mirror, and the mirror was instantly torn apart.

I must not be disturbed by his words, in the name of Chen Meinan! !

Lin En took a few deep breaths, and also felt that it was really not good to laugh so brazenly in front of others. He brewed his emotions and prepared to say something to apologize to him.

Then he turned his head and met his eyes.

"..."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha! Why are there two soybeans embedded in a shrunken melon! It's too close to the mouth, so when you stick out your tongue, you should be able to lick your eyes easily! Puff hahaha !!"

Lin En clutched his stomach, bent down, and had a painful expression on his face because he laughed too hard, but he still couldn't suppress his laughter.

System: "Hahahaha! Bastard, hateful host, impolite host! Puff haha! Don't use metaphors like this! Puff... this is wrong! Puff ha ha ha hiccup~"

Chen Mei's chest heaved up and down in a manly manner, and her whole face was flushed red, like a volcano about to erupt.

"You...you..." Chen Meinan trembled angrily.

Lin En forcibly held back his smile again. He covered his face, stared at the floor, and said with a straight face:

"I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I know it's wrong to laugh so unscrupulously, please allow me to express my deepest apologies to you, I..."

System: "Pfft ha ha ha ha! After blushing, why now it looks like a ripe shriveled melon that has been punched and squeezed together!"

Lynn was immediately detonated by the system's laughter, and the laughter that had just been suppressed surged out again.

"Damn system, I managed to hold back, puff haha! Why do you want me to think of it! Hahahaha!"

Lynn covered her belly with one hand and beat the ground with the other, tears bursting out of her bank because she laughed so hard.

Not anymore!

It's really going to die!

Lin En blamed himself very much, because his good upbringing told him that this kind of thing is definitely a very rude thing!

This will affect a person's character!

but……

I can't help it!

After laughing so much that Lin En was a little weak, Lin En stood up from the ground with difficulty. He panted, and forced himself not to look at his face, and said:

"I'm sorry, I have to apologize to you, a person's appearance is born, I really shouldn't..."

And at this moment, Master Chi Lian walked over with a glass of beer in his hand, and said casually:

"Lyn, didn't you go to the bathroom? Why..."

Then, he saw Chen Meinan's face.

puff! ! !

The beer in his mouth burst out instantly.

"Wahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha why a person's face looks like a overripe melon that has been punched and the five sense organs are squeezed together!!hahahahaha!!!"

Immortal Chi Lian's unscrupulous laughter instantly suppressed Lin En's laughter, and suddenly seduced him again.

System: "Pfft ha ha ha ha! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!"

Lin En resisted the urge to laugh, grabbed Chi Lian's real person, and said, "You can't be so rude! Puff...no, it will ruin your character...puff...hahahaha!"

One after another, veins exploded from Chen Meinan's body, his whole body trembled with anger, as if his whole body was burning red.

asshole!These bastards!

I will definitely kill you today! !

Do not!

No, you have to hold back!

My own strength is only a little higher than this Chilian real person, if the two of them join forces, I will definitely die.

You must not conflict with them here! !

The two laughed like hell. Finally, Master Chi Lian and Lin En had had enough laughs and stood up panting. Master Chi Lian was full of guilt and said:

"I'm sorry, I didn't laugh at you, I should hold back...I..."

And at this moment, Beihua's doubtful voice came from behind him.

I saw Beihua wearing pajamas, striding towards here.

"Master, what are you doing? Didn't you say you want to get some more beer? Why..."

Then he saw Chen Meinan's face.

Bei Hua was taken aback.

"Cluck! How can someone's face look like a pillow that has been punched and the facial features are squeezed together and can't bounce back! Cluck!"

Beihua's devilish laughter instantly seduced Lin En and Chi Lian, who had been suppressed, once again.

In an instant, the corridor was filled with uncontrollable laughter from the three of them.

Chen Meinan was so angry that his whole body was smoking, as if his whole body was on fire.

"I can't do it! I really can't do it!" Lin En gasped and grabbed the arms of Beihua and Chi Lian, his whole body was weak, and he couldn't stop panting:

"Stop, no one is allowed to laugh! Let me have a rest!"

Chilian Daoist is also extremely weak, panting: "Old man's lungs, stop, stop! Don't laugh anymore, definitely don't laugh!"

But at this moment, Xu Feng's suspicious footsteps came from behind them.

"Hey, why are you all here?"

The three of them held back forcibly, with wonderful expressions on their faces. They turned their heads, stared at Xu Feng, and kept winking at Xu Feng, telling him to leave quickly.

Because it's too late, I can't laugh anymore.

Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Chen Meinan who was so angry that his whole body was smoking.

He is not smiling.

He politely extended his hand to Chen Meinan, and asked Lin En suspiciously, "Is this brother Wogua your friend?"

"..."

"..."

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha! I can't bear it anymore, help me, puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The whole venue was immediately filled with the unscrupulous laughter of the three people, but this time, they really couldn't control it anymore.

System: "Don't laugh! Pfft! That's too rude! This is so rude, puff hahaha..."

Chen Meinan stretched out her hand tremblingly, pointed at them and said, "You...you..."

Chapter 103 Am I Really Ugly?

an hour later.

The forest perimeter outside the military base.

Chen Meinan sat on the grass, gritted his teeth, kept wiping away his tears with his sleeve, and said:

"Too bullying! Really too bullying! I must kill those bastards! I must smash them into pieces!"

The surrounding Tianyi Sect disciples looked at each other in blank dismay.

In their impression, Elder Chen Meinan had always been an extremely serious and cruel person. When had they ever seen their Elder Chen Meinan cry like this.

"Elder...well, what happened?"

The man in black asked worriedly.

Chen Meinan's eyes were bloodshot, she gritted her teeth, stared at him firmly and said:

"Let me ask you, am I really ugly?"

The man in black scratched his head for no reason, and asked in confusion, "Why did the elder say that?"

Chen Meinan gritted her teeth and said, "The bastards smiled at me for half an hour. If it weren't for their large numbers, I would have killed them long ago! Am I really that ugly? ?”

The man in black smiled calmly and said: "The elder's words are wrong. We are immortal cultivators who asked for the sky. Our body is just a skin. So what is beauty? What is ugliness? Why should I care about these things?"

After listening to his words, Chen Meinan felt very reasonable.

That's right!

Immortal cultivators, why care about the beauty and ugliness of the skin!

His eye sockets were slightly moist.

These words really spoke to his heart.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and said with tears in his eyes: