I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

"Mom, Xiaoxiao~"

Facing this cheap old mother and cheap old sister, Lin En forced a smile on his face and waved to the two of them.

"En'er, where did you and that guy Wanbugou die!"

Seeing Lin En coming back, Yuan Qing reprimanded angrily.

But immediately, she looked behind Lin En, and she gasped in unison with Xiaoxiao.

hiss~~

So many, so many handsome guys!

There are countless stars in Yuan Qing's eyes.

Lin Xiaoxiao crazily rushed towards the group of handsome guys like a gold digger seeing a treasure.

"Wow, handsome guys, come and accept my pampering to your heart's content!"

Lin Xiaoxiao ran wildly, and fell into a familiar and warm embrace.

"Xiaoxiao, are you happy?"

"Hey, Aike, why is it you, hum, I want hugs from other handsome guys!"

Lin Xiaoxiao raised her head, and seeing that she was thrown into the arms of Viagra, she immediately pursed her mouth in displeasure, and opened her arms to invite the other looking Viagra beside her to hug her.

"..."

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao indulging in the hugs of the handsome guys, Yuan Qing was silent, and Lin En was also silent.

Since ancient times, there has been love and hatred, and this hatred has never ended.

Perhaps for Viagra, it is a kind of happiness to see Lin Xiaoxiao happy beside him and in the arms of "his doppelgänger".

"En'er, Mom, I want to ask you something."

Suddenly, Yuan Qing opened his mouth, took out two fragments and a letter from the turbulent abyss and handed them to Lin En.

"The key of time is the treasure that opens the door to the place of wishing. There, you can realize the wish in your heart, as long as you are sincere enough. And the place where the door is located is the office of the principal of the Imperial College of the Brave. Take this letter The letter finds Hagrid, and he'll take you there."

"..."

Listening to Yuan Qing's words as if they were last words.

Lynn only felt his heart tremble slightly.

He didn't understand why his heart hurt so much, even though he obviously hated this selfish mother, he couldn't help but hope that she would be safe.

"Mom, where are you going?"

"I don't want to go anywhere, I just want to find a place to quietly accompany the people who are important to me."

Yuan Qing smiled faintly, then waved his hand and tore open a crack in space, and hit a crazy man in the space opposite the crack with a blasting hammer.

"Oh, Shet, Marefak, who the hell dared to sneak up on me!"

"MD, Lin Jianping, you bastard, you don't even know me anymore, do you know that your daughter has been spoiled by you!"

Well...

On the other side of the space, Lin En looked at Lin Jianping, who was pressed to the ground and exploded with a hammer, feeling a chill in his heart.

Sure enough, the woman's heart fell to the ground.

How can there be such a quiet time, it is just a moment of tranquility before the storm!

It can kill you in minutes!

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Chapter 957 My Disciple and Grandson

"Master..Master..I'm back...I'm here..."

Outside the door, a yellow-haired boy with a thick head and a thick head was standing at the door dumbfounded.

And the master he was talking about was looking at him unhappily, wishing he could draw his sword on the spot.

"What's the point of yelling, get out and knock on the door before coming in!"

Wan Aike suddenly looked solemn.

The yellow-haired boy was so frightened that he hurried out of the door and knocked carefully...

"Master... can I come in?"

"Come in and kneel for me!"

Wan Aike said angrily,

Then he turned his head and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao, who was rubbing back and forth in the arms of the clone, with soft eyes.

...

"That's it."

Lin En silently withdrew the trembling magic sword in his hand, and looked down at the yellow-haired boy obediently kneeling at the door.

"You... are Aike's apprentice?"

"Yeah, my name is Jin Ge, and I'm the master's only apprentice!"

"Uh..."

Lynn was ashamed.

Viagra, Jin Ge...

You two are really two born masters and apprentices!

But...if this kid is Viagra's apprentice, isn't he his own grandson!

TMD, why do I feel old all of a sudden!

"Aike, come here~"

Seeing little Jin Ge kneeling on the ground pitifully, Lin En immediately grabbed it in the air, and Wan Aike grabbed it.

"Master...what's the matter?"

"Your Majesty!"

Oh...

Wan Aike knelt down silently.

"Is it nice to kneel?"

"accurate..."

"Then you still fucking make my grandson kneel!"

Lynn flicked his palm unceremoniously, about to slap Viagra on the face.

"Wait...Master, don't slap your face, listen to me, I made this kid kneel for a reason!"

"Say!"

"This kid is %##￥@...."

The Chinese words in Wanaike's mouth were lively, and Lin En's face changed endlessly when he heard it, and the eyes he looked at Xiao Jin Ge gradually changed along with his face.

"What you said is true?!"

"Of course it's true! This kid is not only cheap, but he also doesn't learn well. Just last month, he peeked at a widow outside the city taking a bath and was beaten half to death. If the widow's husband hadn't been cured by me, he How can there be life!"

"Uh... didn't you mean the widow?"

"Her husband was squeezed to death by her!"

...

(Lynn slandered in her heart: Salted fish, why don't you just change the name of this damn place to Juicer Reincarnation Mainland!)

"This kid is full of bad deeds, why do you keep him, just cut it across the board~"

"Hey, master, you are not the first person to say that."

Wan Aike sighed, looked at Xiao Xiao who was laughing in the group of her avatars, and then at Jin Ge with a cowardly expression, feeling desolate in her heart.

"Ai Ke~ don't be sad, don't be anxious, unlucky...ah bah, the days of committing crimes are still to come~"

Seeing the despair in Viagra's eyes, Lynn stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder.

Although this guy almost hiccupped because of his inner demons, but he was able to endure the beatings of the two Neptunes and still be able to live so calmly. With this mentality, he will be a scumbag with an unlimited future in the future!

(Lynn: Hey, why did I say no?)

"Master...Master Grandpa...Your faces are so scary..."

Jin Ge said weakly.

"To scare your sister, tell me, did you go to the escort agency in the east of the city to hook up with a girl again!"

"Master, you are talking nonsense, I don't, I'm not you!"

???

Wan Aike looked shocked.

A cold air came from the crowd not far behind.

"TMD, brat, how dare you slander me!"

Snapped--!

Snapped--!

Two crisp applause sounded on the cheeks of Jin Ge and Wan Aike successively.

The figures of the two slammed against the wall as if they were pulling strings!

slap~

The two slipped~

"Hmph, when I was my licking dog, I even hooked up with other women!"

Lin Xiaoxiao snorted angrily, and then continued to be happy among those handsome guys~

"Xiaoxiao, listen to me~"

"I don't listen, I don't listen~"

Lin Xiaoxiao refused quickly, took the hands of a few handsome men and headed towards Viagra's secret bedroom.

"I never loved you, I green myself..."

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao's leaving figure, Wan Aike burst into tears.

Turning his head to look at the little Jin Ge who was slowly digging himself out from the wall, his eyes were even more fierce, wishing to take off his 'heirloom' to soak in wine and put it up for auction!

"Master... I didn't mean to..."

"You are so sincere..."

Wan Aike slapped Xiao Jin Ge's head without hesitation, and Lin En also gave him a kick.

MD, this kid is really cheap!

It's even cheaper than myself!

"Master, master, stop fighting, I give you the treasure I stole!"

"MLGBD, you are proud of stealing things, aren't you? If it weren't for the fact that you are the grandson of my grandfather's apprentice, I would dismantle you and sell you for money, don't you believe it!"

"I don't believe it, unless you smash the death-free gold medal my wife gave me!"

As he spoke, Xiao Jin Ge silently took out a gold medal with a dragon paw print from his pocket.

There are also these big characters engraved on it: Dragon Calendar 8848, in order to thank 3000 people who introduced handsome Jin Ge, Lin Xiaoxiao hereby presents Jin Ge with a gold medal to avoid death!

Teng!

Muran Jian.