I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

"This is... the golden light of Buddhism! It turns out that the son-in-law is the legendary blood-raged Vajra! The poor monk... the poor monk is willing to surrender!"

"Golden light?"

Lin En glanced back at the soul ring behind him, okay, this thing is now shining like an overload, it is really no different from Buddha's light in the eyes of others...

"That's it."

Facing Fa Hai's misunderstanding, he didn't give any explanation, just casually threw Fa Hai on the ground beside him, and threw a few top-grade Great Return Pills to him.

"Hey, since you are mine now, then heal your injury quickly, I still have something to ask you!"

"Yes...!!..top grade...no...the level of rich spiritual energy, could it be the legendary top grade Great Returning Pill!!"

Seeing the elixir Lin En sprinkled into his bosom, Fa Hai's eyes nearly popped out.

As the abbot of Jinshan Temple, he has only seen a medium-grade Great Returning Pill, which is used by the heir of the dynasty to save his life when he dies frequently. As for the top-grade one, it is something that only appeared in legends!

"What a fuss, don't rush to take the medicine!"

"Yes Yes.."

Fa Hai hurriedly swallowed the Great Huan Pill, and immediately, the strong force of the medicine healed his injuries.

"Fahai, let me ask you, how did you know about me?"

"Hey, my son-in-law, all living beings are caused by cause and effect, everything is... wait, don't slap your face! Ah——!"

Faced with Fa Hai's problem of pretending to be B, Lin En really couldn't help it, brushing his hands is like a big-eared melon.

"speak English!"

"I am so gifted, every time a big event happens, I will have a hunch, the bigger the event, the clearer it is..."

"Mist Grass, with this kind of talent, don't you know that you will be beaten?!"

"Uh... I only know that you will come to this world, but the poor monk really doesn't know about the beating!"

"Yeah~"

Lynn nodded, who the hell would put his face on knowing that he was being beaten, wouldn't that be a cheap panic?

"Then what happens when you tell those mortals in Dongping County the news of my coming?"

"Ordinary people? Could it be that my son-in-law didn't see the yin energy in those people, they were all possessed by yin soldiers from the Netherworld!"

"Possessed by Yin soldiers?!"

"That's right, those residents are all possessed by yin soldiers. As for the county magistrate, he is the incarnation of yin minister ghosts. Even poor monks can't do anything about them!"

"Aren't you a monk, convert them!"

"I..."

Fa Hai scratched his bald head with some embarrassment and said, "The poor monk doesn't understand Buddhism, he only knows how to use his fists..."

female mouth...

Lin En looked at Fa Hai speechlessly, then at Xu Xian who had changed back into men's clothes, and asked, "Then why did you attack him?"

"He has monopolized two women by himself, and the poor monk feels uncomfortable watching...Wait, son-in-law, don't slap your face if you have something to say!"

Snapped--

Lynn slapped him again without hesitation.

God TM can't see it.

Isn't Xu Xian hooking up with two snake demons, you can't see it?

I can't bear to see you return to vulgarity!

I even hooked up with Zhuzhu's three daughters, am I proud!

Fahai: TAT. ． ．

"Okay, okay, it's definitely not a good thing for Yin soldiers to appear in this world, it seems that this matter needs to be dealt with properly!"

"May I ask how the son-in-law is going to deal with it?"

Snapped--!

A huge hand volleyed down from the void, and the entire Dongping County was destroyed in a blink of an eye!

"Gan Linliang, what's going on?!!!!"

Among the ruins, Ji Pingsheng put his arms around a dozen beautiful women and looked shocked.

Is it easy to be a maid by yourself? Hey, I was interrupted twice a day!

"Bah! What a bad luck!"

Ji Pingsheng picked up a piece of salted fish that had fallen on the ground and threw it aside heavily!

"Hey, I didn't expect that you are not a big official, but you have a big temper!"

In the ruins, Lin En led Fa Hai and the others slowly to Ji Pingsheng, and led a young man in his hand, it was that gangster!

"The magistrate...help me!"

"To shut up!"

Facing Wu Zuo's call for help, Ji Pingsheng's complexion turned dark.

What he was worried about finally happened!

"You said that you are not waiting to come to this world to do what you are doing in this world, are you trying to reverse yin and yang!"

Lin En glared at Ji Pingsheng, looked at the dozen or so women who shrank behind him, and immediately slapped him!

Tmd, dead scumbag!

"Shangxian spares his life, Shangxian spares his life, the villain has something to hide!"

"It's hard to say, what's the matter, don't tell me that you came here because of some ghost."

"No, no, no... Shangxian, we actually don't want to come to the human world. There is a dark eye in the human world. We have no choice but to come to the human world to catch the ghosts escaping from the dark eye!"

Ji Pingsheng knelt on the ground pitifully and said that, and that guy even nodded frantically like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Shangxian, everything Lord Yinsi said is true!"

"Hmph, I advise you not to play tricks with me, otherwise I will definitely make you regret coming to this world! Come on, take me to see that evil eye!"

Lin En grabbed Ji Pingsheng and Wu Zuo, and came to a dry well in a short time.

"My lord, Yinyan is in this dry well."

Wu Zuo pointed to the dry well and said.

"What a strong Yin Qi, but why do I feel that this is not a Yin eye, but a person with extremely Yin Qi!"

"Hahaha, you have good eyesight, you really deserve to be an immortal."

In the dry well, a handsome man walked out slowly. Lin En raised his eyes and looked, this is not the hunter that he met in the wasteland a few days ago, Xie Wushuang!

"So it was you, I was careless!"

"I'm Xie Wushuang, Emperor Youming, the most handsome man ever in the underworld. Originally, I didn't want to be an enemy of the Immortal, but if the Immortal wants to spoil my good deeds, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!"

After all, Xie Wushuang was about to attack Lynn.

But before he could react, he saw a huge fist descending from the sky, smashing him back into the well in less than a ten-thousandth of a breath, even the dark eye at the bottom of the well, He was also directly blasted out under the power of this punch!

"!!!"

Ji Pingsheng and Wu Zuo were immediately frightened.

Looking at the bottomless giant pit and the huge yin energy that suddenly disappeared without a trace, thinking about what Lynn said to them before leaving, they almost didn't scare them back to their hometown.

Nima, a young birthday!

"Fat Ding, come here~"

Seeing Lin En calling for himself, Fat Ding rushed over.

"You just...￥@#@@#..."

"Okay master, don't worry about my work, I will keep this matter safe for you! Hehe~"

Patting his muscular chest, Fat Ding walked up to Ji Pingsheng and Wu Zuo with a smirk on his face, grabbed the back of their necks and walked towards the distance.

"Shangxian, where are Pang Ding brothers taking them?"

"A place of mystery and joy!"

"!!! What Shangxian is talking about is the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss!" Fahai said with golden eyes.

"No, no, no, it's a magical country. The name of that place is the Kingdom of Tuochuqikanjiji!"

[Next chapter preview]

In the next chapter, the door to a whole new world is about to open, and the cute system is officially back!

Salted fish here just wants to ask everyone a question.

If Lin En spoils Xiao Qi alone, will you agree!

Fa Hai: "I'm free...don't ask me..."

Fat Ding: "Who is Xiao Qi? Is he the evildoer who sneaked up on Master last time?"

Lynn: "!!!"

clap clap-!

Fat Ding, pawn!

Ji Pingsheng/Wu Zuo: "(tears) We...protest, protest!"

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Chapter 903 Who Allows You To Die

"Oh no--!"

The shrill screams came from not far away, startling countless birds, making people feel fearful.

"Shangxian, didn't you say it was a place full of joy, why did these two people scream so fiercely..."

Fa Hai asked tremblingly.

"Why, do you want to know more?"

"Uh... can't stop..."

Seeing the slightly raised corners of Lin En's mouth, Fahai's heart skipped a beat, and his spine felt chills.

For some reason, when he sees Lynn's smile now, he can't help but tense his muscles and turn his defense to the highest level. His whole body trembles like a memory, just to prevent being beaten into a cripple by Lynn in the next second. !

"Hey, you don't understand other people's happiness~"

Lin En sighed, and reached out to fish out Xie Wushuang embedded in the dry well.

Although the latter was sober at this time, his eyes were already lifeless, as if he had lost his soul.

"Hey...wake up!"

Facing Xie Wushuang's state, Lin En slapped his handsome face directly!

Snapped--!

Waking up the dreamer with one palm.

Xie Wushuang looked at Lin En and Fa Hai, who was silently reciting the Buddha's name and pretending to be gentle, with a dazed expression. His mind went blank. If it wasn't for the burning sensation on his cheeks, he wouldn't have believed it. It was instantly killed by someone!

What a slap in the face!

Can this be tolerated? !

Da Da Da~

"Master, I'm coming~!"

Just when Xie Wushuang was about to resist, Fat Ding came to Lynn's side with firm small steps.

He was still holding two figures in his hand, wasn't it just his underlings and imps!