I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

Seeing the portal open, Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi were overjoyed and jumped into the portal immediately!

...

"Thanks to the fairy for saving me. The little girl has nothing to repay, so she can only help her sister and brother-in-law..."

Under the bonfire, Xiaoqing saw Lin En's cheeks flushed slightly, with a hint of spring in her eyes, she actually took off her clothes in front of Lin En!

"Hmph, brother Lynn, here we come!"

Just when the green snake's clothes were all falling off, two smaller figures suddenly broke into the bamboo house, looking at the three people sitting by the campfire with a smile on their faces, and the green shirts all over the place...

"Sister, it seems that we came at the wrong time~"

Looking at the green shirt on the ground, Xiao Liu looked at Xiao Qing with a smile on his face and asked, "Sister, do the clothes on the ground belong to you?"

"Yes...it's mine..."

Facing these two girls who appeared out of nowhere, Xiaoqing was extremely flustered, especially after hearing their address to Lin En, she felt a chill run down her spine!

"Hee hee, my sister took off her clothes in such a cold, did Brother Lin En take them off!"

"!!!"

Lin En was shocked, and hurriedly looked at Xiao Qi, who was burning with anger, and said, "Xiao Qi, Xiao Liu, listen to my explanation, things are really not what you think!"

"Bastard, you die for me!"

[Chinese Valentine's Day Special]

Xiaoqi: Brother Lynn, do you miss me on Qixi Festival~

Lynn: Then how can you not want to, hurry up and give me a hug~

Xiaoqi: Then go play with snakes!

Xiao Liu: Hee hee, sister is jealous, brother ignores her, hug me~!

Master: ... Wife, let's go out for a walk.

Kami Sakura: No, it’s good to see the children making trouble like this <(￣︶￣)>

Xiao Wu: Hmph, brother Lynn is naughty, he only knows how to coax my sister, let me out quickly!

Shenying/Xiaoqi/Xiaoliu:...glaring

Juggernaut: What the fuck... brat, just stand still, I'll kill you today!

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Chapter 896 Master, I'm Here To Rescue You

Rumbling--

A series of thunders crazily bombarded the bamboo house, and in an instant, the originally delicate bamboo house was turned into coke scattered all over the ground, and there were two women and a man kneeling on the ground...

"Hmm... so you can take off your clothes yourself?"

"Yes, Sister Fairy, the little girl just wanted to repay the immortal head for saving her life, but she never thought that she would bring such an indiscriminate disaster to the immortal head..."

"Hmph! Excuses are all excuses. I hate women like you the most!"

Xiao Qi angrily came to Lin En's side, glared at the two green and white snakes, and then looked at himself.

Hmph, isn't it just that the ball is big, and sooner or later he will be big too!

Even bigger than theirs!

"Xiaoqi, don't be angry~"

"Hmph, no, unless you coax me!"

Xiao Qi hugged her small chest angrily, flung her small face to the side, very arrogant.

"Hee hee, sister is jealous~"

Xiao Liu came to Lin En's side with his rag doll in his arms, hugged Lin En's arm and said, "My sister is too bad-tempered, brother, why don't you pamper me in the future!"

"You..you..you delusional!"

Facing Xiao Liu's slashing for love, Xiao Qi immediately jumped up in anger.

"Okay, okay, my Xiaoqi is the best~"

Seeing Xiaoqi's anxious appearance, Lin En hugged him into his arms and comforted him physically.

"Hmph, I'm not good, you didn't know how to coax me when I was so angry just now~"

"Hee hee, then shall I apologize to you?"

"not good!"

Seeing Lin En's smirk, Xiao Qi couldn't help but feel a surge in his heart, and shook his head repeatedly to refuse.

But how could Lynn make her resist, he immediately hugged Xiaoqi's head, and kissed him deeply!

bae~

The scorching breath imprinted on the lips, Xiao Qi was so ashamed that his face flushed immediately.

Damn, there are outsiders here!

"Um...uh..."

Xiao Qi struggled hard.

But facing Lynn who inherited the Titan's heart, it was useless at all.

"Wow, I'm so envious of my sister, do you want to kiss Xiao Liu~"

Seeing Xiao Qi being forcefully kissed by Lin En, Xiao Liu's heart suddenly felt sour, and he leaned over and secretly kissed Lin En's cheek!

...

This kiss, after kissing for an unknown amount of time, suddenly felt a turmoil on the ground, and a thunderclap resounded!

"master!"

"Where is the evildoer, how dare you ask for my master's energy in broad daylight!"

Outside the bamboo house, Pang Ding looked angrily at Xiao Qi who was kissing Lynn passionately, and immediately aroused countless rocks to turn into a titan!

"Get the fuck out of my way!"

Seeing that Fat Ding was about to make a mess, Lynn immediately slapped Fat Ding angrily!

biu~!

"Ah...Master...I'm here to save you!"

The sky is beautiful, the sunset is brilliant, this arc is very elegant~

slap~

Somewhere five miles away, Fat Ding's body fell down like a meteor, smashing a big hole in the ground!

"This... what is this?"

"Quick, hurry up and invite the abbot, a man has fallen from the sky!"

In the temple, several monks who were sweeping the floor were startled by the fat man who fell from the sky, and immediately ran out towards the backyard screaming and screaming!

"Well... Master, you have been confused by the monster!"

Fat Ding sat on the ground and sighed.

If he and Sister Shitou had ended earlier, the master would not be haunted by demons. It is really an abominable demon. It is unforgivable to see through his long-lasting secret to seize the opportunity to attack the master!

Thinking of this, Fat Ding stood up angrily, and was about to turn into a titan and leave.

"Who broke into my pure place of Buddhism?!"

Just when Fat Ding was about to wake up the mountain stone, a roar of anger rolled like a thunderbolt.

Fat Ding looked where the sound came from, and saw a monk wearing a cassock and holding a silver tin Buddhist staff, stepping out from a door opening, followed by a group of monks and novices. people!

"Abbot, it was that kid just now, he fell from the sky!"

"That's right, Abbot, look at the Buddhist altars that were smashed by him!"

All the monks accused and said.

"Hey, you guys with no hair on your head, I didn't think your ground was not strong enough when I fell from the sky, but you are blaming me instead?!"

"you..."

Seeing that Fat Ding accused them of being wrong, those monks were suddenly a little annoyed, and they were about to speak out when they were stopped by the cassock monk.

"Since the little benefactor is here, he has a predestined relationship with my Buddha. It's just that my Buddhist pure land does not allow outsiders to intrude, so let's stay here with the poor monk today!"

"do not want!"

Hearing that the monk wanted to keep him, even if he was a fat man, he could vaguely guess that something was wrong, so he immediately turned around and wanted to avoid it!

"Go away!"

Seeing Fat Ding running away, the cassock monk immediately threw the Zen staff in his hand and soared into the sky, and the cassock on his body flew out, turning into a red cloth cloud sail that covered the sky and covered the entire sky of the temple !

"Wow... hell..."

"Bold and evil, you dare to put on a show, the poor monk can tell you are not human at a glance!"

"Dawei Tianlong!"

Roar--

The monk shouted loudly, and a golden light in his hand turned into a ferocious golden dragon, roaring towards Fat Ding, and in the blink of an eye, Fat Ding fell to the ground!

"Ah—you don't talk about martial arts, you bully the small with the big, I want...I want to tell my master that you bullied me!"

"Hehe, martial arts? Why do poor monks and demons talk about martial arts!"

The monk sneered, and summoned the golden dragon in his hand to bind Fat Ding tightly, but after a while, it turned into a small golden tower and stood where Fat Ding was originally!

"Ah—damn bald donkey, let me out quickly! Otherwise, my master will never let you go!"

"Damn it, why don't you even have a stone in it!"

"Help~~~!"

Inside the small golden dragon pagoda, Fat Ding roared and roared, making the noise extremely loud.

All the monks looked at it with disgust.

"Pass my order down, from today onwards the entire temple will be under martial law, a dangerous guy is coming soon!"

"Follow the law~!"

...

At the same time, in the eastern suburbs of Dongping County...

Both Lin En and Xu Xian fell to their knees on the two pieces of coke, feeling hopeless for life.

"Hmph, men don't have a good thing!"

Xiao Qi looked angrily at the two kneeling on the ground, his eyes were about to burst into flames.

"Sister Xiaobai, you must not spoil these two people, especially my brother Lin En, who is really bad!"

"Uh...Actually, senior, he really didn't do anything, it's my sister..."

"Sister Xiaobai, stop talking, sister Xiaoqing must have been bewitched by him! No, I must tell Dad that he must never let him wander outside alone!"

Rumbling--

A thunderbolt struck Lin En's head without warning, and even Xu Xian was struck by the lightning, causing smoke from his mouth and nose.

"Sister-in-law/brother-in-law!"

Seeing Xu Xian being struck by lightning, both the green snake and the white snake were very worried.

However, his strength was no match for Xiao Qi, so he could only secretly swallow this bad breath in his stomach!

Xiaoqi: "Hmph, I just said that men don't have a good thing, and they play with the little ones and hook up with the big ones!"

Suzhen: "Actually, I am the older sister..."