I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

Thunder and lightning flashed in the clear sky, and passers-by hundreds of miles away didn't know which unlucky ghost was condemned by heaven again.

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Chapter 571 The girl is obviously so cute

After half a minute.

In the big pit that was struck by lightning, Lin En, the seventh version, was emitting green smoke all over his body, with mosquito coils spinning in his eyes, lying dizzy and twitching.

"No, it's obvious that after possessing an earth-type physique, the overall ability to resist lightning strikes has been greatly improved, why are you still being shocked by Xiao Qi's electricity?!"

Lynn murmured.

"Hum!"

Xiaoqi sat cross-legged on the ground, with her back to him, closed her eyes, turned her head vigorously, and didn't want to pay attention to this bastard who just liked to tease her.

Lin En got up from the ground, because he was used to it, so he didn't feel any dissatisfaction, and soon recovered his smiling expression.

He took out a piece of clothing and draped it over his shoulders, and said with satisfaction:

"But no matter what, this ability is still very bt, but it just feels a little weird."

Xiao Qi turned her head and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Lynn said: "It's empty, run away."

Snapped--

Xiao Qi looked at this unscrupulous dog host very dissatisfied.

Especially when she saw that this guy didn't even wear a shirt, and just turned into himself, blowing the cold wind casually in the wasteland, she felt very ashamed.

Although there are only the two of them here, it is still a shame.

She was sure that this nasty guy must have deliberately changed into her appearance to tease her!

Damn!

Lynn grinned and covered his head. Tears came out from the punch directly. He got up and said:

"Xiao Qi, don't be so cruel! You won't be able to get married!"

Xiao Qi walked over dissatisfied, looked at the host who always liked to make such messy jokes, and planned to teach him a lesson.

Xiao Qi was about to speak, but seeing the current appearance of his dog host, Xiao Qi was suddenly taken aback.

With tears in her eyes and disheveled hair, she is a delicate girl because she used her own template, and the bullied expression on her face looks even more lovable.

She was just like a beautiful girl who had just been bullied!

Well……

In an instant, an evil thought emerged in Xiao Qi's heart.

Ok……

Xiao Qi thought about it and looked at Lin En who got up, his eyes looked up and down on him.

Suddenly, an evil thought came to her.

I especially want to see what the female version of the host looks like! !

(?ω?)!

Although I know this idea is not very good, but I just want to see it.

The host is already so handsome, if she becomes a girl, wouldn't she be pretty too?

hmmmm!

Xiaoqi, you are too bad, how could you have such evil thoughts!so bad!

In an instant, Xiao Qi's dissatisfaction that had just been provoked disappeared under the control of this evil thought.

Then Lin En was stunned to see that Xiaoqi suddenly knelt down in front of him dignifiedly and obediently, with a lovely and warm smile on his face.

"Host!" Xiao Qi clasped his hands together, blinked and said, "Xiao Qi please do something."

Lynn moved back a few steps vigilantly in an instant, and said, "What are you doing?"

Not right.

How could Xiao Qi, who was in a normal state, show such a gentle smile.

And this emotional change is too abrupt!Obviously, he still looked dissatisfied just now.

Something is wrong!There are weird!

Xiao Qi clasped his hands together, blinked and said, "The host is very cute!"

Lin En said vigilantly: "You shouldn't use the adjective "cute" for me... Shouldn't it be handsome, handsome?"

Xiao Qi continued to approach, blinked and said: "Of course the male version of the host is handsome and handsome, so Xiao Qi especially thinks..."

Lin En faintly felt a wave of uneasiness, took a step back, and stared, "What are you thinking?"

Xiao Qi tilted her head, blinked weirdly, and said, "So Xiao Qi really wants to see what the female version of the host looks like, is she as cute as Xiao Qi!"

Lynn breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh... I thought it was..."

A brief silence.

"..."

next moment.

Lynn (ΩДΩ) said: "What?!!!!"

Xiaoqi was still sitting there upright, with her head tilted, her long hair draped over her shoulders, she was extraordinarily cute.

"If you want to turn the host into a female version of the host, take a look~~"

Lin En forced a smile, coughed, and said, "That...Xiaoqi, are you kidding me..."

Xiao Qi blinked her eyes, and said lively: "No way, Xiao Qi really wants to take a look. Isn't the host able to change anything? It shouldn't be a problem to become a female version of myself!"

"I know that the host is the most powerful~"

Lynn was stunned.

The next moment, Lin En suddenly pointed to the sky behind Xiaoqi, and said in shock:

"Look! There are pigs flying in the sky!"

Xiao Qi was stunned, and immediately turned around, looked left and right, and stared, "Where? Where?!"

Lin En couldn't care about anything else, and rushed towards the end of the horizon at an unimaginable speed.

Even because he felt that the speed was too slow, he continued to use the ability of so close to the sky to quickly transfer.

joke!

Just kidding!

Why can she think of such a thing!

If her wish is really fulfilled, wouldn't her fame in the first life be destroyed in an instant?

Because becoming Xiaoqi and becoming a female version are two completely different concepts!

Turning into Xiaoqi's appearance is purely to tease his lovely little wife, but if turning into a female version, then there are two completely different concepts!

This kind of thing is impossible to kill!

impossible!

Lynn was frantically drifting at the end of the horizon, and at the same time kept looking back to see if Xiaoqi had caught up, so he didn't notice that a ray of light suddenly appeared at a distance of less than 100 meters in front of him. Door.

The next moment, Lin En rushed into the light door that suddenly appeared by virtue of inertia without any surprise.

In an instant, Lynn's eyes flashed.

When he opened his eyes, he sat down on the ground in an instant.

I saw Xiao Qi sitting there upright, looking at Lin En seriously, and said:

"Host, you lied to Xiaoqi, there are no pigs flying in the sky!"

"Xiaoqi! What are you doing!" Lin En o(╥﹏╥)o said: "Don't always make these weird requests to your host, okay! This kind of thing is not a joke!"

Xiaoqi pouted, rolled her eyes, and immediately smiled, clasped her hands together, blinked and said:

"Is the host not happy?"

Lynn o(╥﹏╥)o said: "This is not nonsense!"

Xiao Qi sat upright, blinked and said, "Hey, what do you think of this? If the host obediently does what Xiao Qi says, then Xiao Qi will unconditionally promise the host one thing, how about it?"

As soon as this remark came out, Lynn was taken aback for a moment, then sat up, stroked his chin, thought for a while, and said, "One condition?"

Xiao Qi blinked, nodded vigorously, stretched out a finger, and said: "En En, one condition, anything is fine, Xiao Qi speaks with all his promises, and will not be like the host!"

Lin En stroked his chin and thought about it immediately.

One of Xiao Qi's conditions, and he can make Xiao Qi do anything unconditionally.

It sounds tempting...

A bunch of unsightly images suddenly appeared in Lynn's mind.

"It is indeed a very constructive suggestion." Lynn thought about it.

Xiao Qi blinked and said, "That is to say, the host agreed?"

Lin En pondered for a moment, then raised his head, put up a finger, and tentatively said: "But I want to ask in advance, is this condition acceptable... that kind of... um... I mean, the condition is to come a few more times. Thousands... Dozens of conditions?"

Lynn said it very euphemistically, because he had already learned a lesson and would be beaten.

Xiao Qi closed her eyes, and said: "The host can give it a try and see if Xiao Qi will agree."

Lin En stared and said: "Didn't you agree unconditionally? Xiaoqi, your words don't count!"

Xiao Qi closed her eyes, and said: "Xiao Qi said that he agreed unconditionally, but it is limited to this one condition, so no matter how many conditions the dog host asks for with this one condition, Xiao Qi can refuse without reason."

Lynn: "Then I don't want it."

"..."

A gust of wind blows.

"Wow! Host, it seems that you are really going to force Xiao Qi to act stronger! Xiao Qi doesn't eat wine but eats fine wine! Then don't blame Xiao Qi for being the overlord! Ah!!"

"Xiao Qi! Let me tell you! You can kill a scholar and you can't be humiliated! Don't say that you haven't passed the door, Xiao Qi. Even if you have passed the door, you can't make such weird requests!"

"Damn host! Are girls bad?! Xiaoqi is also a girl! I don't feel any discomfort at all! Host, you are making trouble for no reason!"

"Can this be the same?! Xiao Qi, don't change the concept secretly! Otherwise, I... I will..."

"So what?"

"I'll go find your little six sister! Discuss life!! And little five, little four, little three..."

"Wow! Dog host, you actually have such nasty thoughts in your heart!! It seems that Xiaoqi really has to be strong! Ahh!"

"Stop! Xiaoqi! Let go, don't pull your face, I don't have the ability to activate, so I will tear it off! ~Stop! Stop!"

In the wilderness, there was a burst of chicken and dog jumping.

Chapter 572 The Beginning of Routine and Anti-Routine

And at the same time.

On a long congested road.

"Ah-"

Xiao Liu sneezed loudly, then raised his head suspiciously, looked around at the scene of a car accident that had just occurred in a series of collisions, and licked the lollipop.

Brass, who managed to get out of the exploded car, limped up to Xiao Liu, wiped off the blackness on his face, and said:

"Xiao Liu, are you okay?"

Xiao Liu shook his head, tilted his head in doubt, and said: "It's okay, it just feels like someone is missing Xiao Liu, and it's someone who is very close to Xiao Liu. It's a little bit open!"