I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

……

Inside the torture chamber.

Zhang Tianshuo was tightly chained to an iron bed, blindfolded, and struggling hard.

"Let me go! I'm not with him! I'm a victim!"

Zhang Tianshuo roared.

The two ghosts sitting opposite him glanced at each other, then took a paper and a pen, narrowed their eyes and said:

"Fortunately, we got orders from His Majesty the Ghost King just now, those cultivators ran away, now answer our question honestly, what do you know about the most handsome man?"

Zhang Tianshuo was stunned, and said, "The most handsome one? Oh! My name is Zhang Tianshuo, a descendant of Zhang Fei, and I am good at running..."

Snapped--

The ghost slapped the table and said angrily, "We're asking about the most handsome guy in you, not you! Be more honest!"

Then a whip hit him.

Zhang Tianshuo screamed suddenly, and said: "I see, do you want to ask about that Lynn?!"

The ghost narrowed his eyes and said, "Say it quickly!"

Zhang Tianshuo gritted his teeth and said, "I won't say it. He is my brother. What I talk about most is loyalty!"

Snapped--

a whip.

Zhang Tianshuo immediately said: "His surname is Lin and his name is En. He is 21 years old and lives in the center of Jianghai City. He is a bastard. What this person is best at is bullying girls from good families and entrapping ignorant boys. I am one of the victims. His family is rich. The richest man in the world has also won over a large number of smart and powerful people in Kunlun Mountains through bad means. He is also an evil capitalist and the lifelong enemy of all the workers. I am ashamed to be with him! I request the organization to immediately detain him Arrest and then torture to vent public anger!"

The two ghost generals were taken aback.

Immediately took out a pen and paper, and jotted it down.

Zhang Tianshuo continued: "Also, you must be careful, this person is full of tricks, and he especially likes to corrupt other people's minds with sugar-coated shells!"

"Besides, there is not a single truth in this person's mouth. Five of the ten sentences are to induce you, three are to disturb your mentality, and two are to pretend to feel good about yourself. I suggest that when dealing with this person, you must Block your ears in advance, don't give him a chance to speak, and then seize the opportunity, it's best to kill him directly!"

"Also, be careful of his money offensive. This person is an evil capitalist who is very good at buying people's hearts. When you deal with him..."

The two ghost generals gritted their teeth, writing with a pen on the paper.

And Zhang Tianshuo has already opened the chatter box, talking blah blah blah, the speed of speech is getting faster and faster, and even in the end, he has successfully portrayed Lin En as a super perverted serial serial killer who murders and sets fire, rapes and plunders, commits all kinds of crimes, and feels good about himself murderer.

"Slow down! You slow down!"

The two ghost generals gritted their teeth and said, "Give us some time to write!"

Zhang Tianshuo stretched out his hand and stretched it towards the table, then fumbled to pick up a cup of tea, took a sip, moistened his throat, and said:

"Keep going, I still have at least one hundred thousand words of manuscripts about that bastard, please write quickly! Write quickly!"

The two ghost generals were sweating profusely, writing furiously.

……

And almost at the same time.

outside the gate.

Lin En brought the four great ghost cultivators, Jin Long and others, and came here quietly.

Lynn winked and said, "Is my brother locked up here?"

The third child nodded vigorously, and said, "Yes, this is the place where we usually interrogate prisoners and deal with those disobedient little devils!"

Lin En squinted his eyes and said: "Come in quietly, don't shoot those who shoot, kill those two ghost generals, quietly rescue my miserable brother, and then run away!"

Everyone nodded and said, "Understood!"

The next moment, Lin En took out his Xuanyuan Sword from his arms, and it was the size of a toothpick. He put his ear near the door lock and inserted the Xuanyuan Sword into it.

After a few seconds.

There was an extremely subtle clicking sound.

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The door was locked.

Lynn signaled the people behind him to retreat with his eyes, then quietly pushed the door open a crack, and stepped into the interrogation room without anyone noticing it.

As soon as he stepped into it, Lin En saw Zhang Tianshuo who was chained and chained to the steel bed with his bare arms.

Lynn's eyes turned red.

brothers!

You have suffered!

On the opposite side of Zhang Tianshuo, there are two ghost generals who are scribbling.

Lin En narrowed his eyes and sneaked past without a sound.

But the two ghost generals didn't notice Lin En behind him, and they kept writing.

And at this very moment, Lin En covered the mouth of a ghost general. The ghost general was shocked, but he hadn't had time to react.

The next moment, with a click, the ghost general's neck was broken on the spot.

The other ghost general was taken aback, raised his head, and said:

"Broken?"

Click.

There was another crisp sound, and the ghost general's neck was also successfully broken.

But for ghost generals, it is impossible to kill them directly by breaking their necks. Lin En threw them into his own small world without saying a word.

The world is clean.

Lin En breathed a sigh of relief, turned to look at Zhang Tianshuo who was tied there, then took out a bottle of eye drops from his arms, brewed up his emotions, and dripped a few drops into his eyes.

His eyes were suddenly red, and tears filled his eyes.

"Brother Tianshuo!!"

He was about to speak, but at this moment, Zhang Tianshuo, who was blindfolded, spoke.

"Have you finished memorizing it? If I have finished memorizing it, I will start talking?!"

"What did you say? Yes, Lin En is a complete bastard, the kind that is down to the bone. I think back when he was in Qilian Mountains, when he encountered an enemy he couldn't beat, he would directly kill us without saying a word. Sold it, and in turn helped the evildoers, beating and insulting us in various forms, and even lighting me up like a firework!"

Lynn: "..."

"Do you think this person is an asshole? When I think about it now, I am still angry. Moreover, this person has no public morality at all. It is a common thing to defecate everywhere. If it is not because I, Zhang Tianshuo, have always had a saint in my heart." Tolerate him, tolerate him, teach him, I am afraid he will go too far now!"

Kaka-

Lynn gritted her teeth.

Zhang Tianshuo still didn't know that Lin En was standing in front of him, and he was still talking endlessly.

"Also, this person also likes to pretend to be aggressive. It's the kind that doesn't care if you can stand it or not. There are really too many such cases. I will slow down when I have time. I'm slow to tell you, but you just have to remember one thing, when dealing with this person, you must not come directly, and directly anal with him, then you will lose, and you should do some crooked ways like him, such as making an iron cage. Put a beautiful little sister in it, and make a mechanism that will be triggered as soon as you enter it, with that guy's brain cells, there is a 90.00% chance of being caught."

At the door, the Four Great Ghost Cultivators, Jin Long and others all stared at each other, subconsciously swallowing their saliva.

Naturally, they heard Zhang Tianshuo's endless bad words.

They raised their heads and looked at Lin En's gloomy back, sweating profusely.

He really just opened his mouth!

Brother, your road is narrowed!

Lin En pulled a chair over and sat opposite Zhang Tianshuo, with fish eyes open, hugging his shoulders, and said:

"Go on, what else?"

Zhang Tianshuo took a sip of tea and said, "That's too much, where do we start?"

Lynn lit a cigarette and said, "Just talk about defecating anywhere."

Zhang Tianshuo suddenly got excited, and said: "Speaking of defecating everywhere, you don't know, this person has been called a..."

Zhang Tianshuo: "..."

Lin En took a sip of tea and said, "Go ahead, why don't you talk about it? What happened when you were young?"

Zhang Tianshuo swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and cold sweat fell from his forehead like a waterfall.

"That...that..."

Obviously, Zhang Tianshuo already sensed that something was wrong.

The person in front of him seemed... It seemed that he was no longer those two ghost generals.

"That..." Zhang Tianshuo kept swallowing.

Lin En opened his dead fish eyes and said, "Then what?"

"Since I was young, I have a noble character, helpful, kind and loving, broad-minded and full of sense of justice. At the age of three, I helped the grandmother cross the road. At the age of five, I killed dozens of armed gangsters with my bare hands. At the age of ten, I won the honor of the top ten outstanding teenagers in the country Honorary title, and this person is open-minded, considerate, never holds grudges, and laughs at bad things said to others. The prime minister can hold a boat, and he is very, very, very loyal, and he has nothing to say to his brothers. And I will go through fire and water for my brother without hesitation, and go deep into the tiger's den, just to help my brother escape from the sea of ​​suffering, and have the character of a saint!!"

Zhang Tianshuo was not out of breath, and his words of praise to Lin En could be described as a torrential river, endless.

And wildly suggestive.

Everyone at the door was shocked.

This eloquence, if you don't sell health care products, it's really a waste!

Lin En picked his fingers casually, and the cloth strips covering Zhang Tianshuo's eyes were cut off immediately.

Zhang Tianshuo opened his eyes and saw that he was sitting opposite him, looking at the confession written by the two ghost generals before, cold sweat soaked the back of his clothes in an instant.

Zhang Tianshuo, who had a guilty conscience, forced a smile and said, "That... that... Brother Lin? You... when did you come?"

Lynn looked at the confession and said casually, "I've been here for a while."

Zhang Tianshuo swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Yes... are you here to save me?"

Lin En glanced at him with dead eyes, and said, "It was just now, but now...you have a lot of confessions, you can write a novel."

Zhang Tianshuo panicked, and said seriously: "Lin En, I believe you understand me, you can tell at a glance, I am just delaying time, I already knew you would not forget me brother, just like in That time at Qilian Mountain!"

Lin En ignored his words, looked at the confession, and read: "Lin En started defecating everywhere at the age of five..."

Zhang Tianshuo was in a hurry, and said: "The name is spelled wrong, it is Zhang Tianshuo, not Lin En!"

Lin En continued to read: "Then this girl from a good family is cheating, her brains are like peanuts..."

Zhang Tianshuo hurriedly said, "It's me, too!"

Lin En raised his head and glanced at him, and said with a smile: "Brother Tianshuo, so to speak, your resume is really rich!"

Zhang Tianshuo was sweating profusely, saying yes again and again, winking his eyebrows and said: "Then good brother, can you let me go now? I've been tied here for several hours, and my legs are numb~~~"

Lynn stood up.

In an instant, he took out a chainsaw from the inner space.

Lynn looked down and said, "Is that so? Since it's numb, let's saw it!"

Zhang Tianshuo: "!!!"

"Brother! I was wrong! I was wrong! Just give me another chance, I shouldn't speak ill of you, brother behind your back!"

Zhang Tianshuo was about to cry.

Who would have thought of this!

If he had known that this guy would come to save him, he wouldn't have said so many bad things!

Lin En dropped the chainsaw casually, pulled out the Xuanyuan Sword, and cut off the chain with one blow.

Zhang Tianshuo was overjoyed immediately, flew up and hugged Lin En's thigh, excitedly said:

"Lin En, from now on, we will be life and death brothers in Taoyuan. The mud will be the big one, and I will be the young one! Bro, do you smoke?"

Lynn pulled his leg out of his arm, turned around and said:

"Okay, now is not the time to ink with you. I still have important things to do, and I will need you later. It's not too late, let's go!"