I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

"Tell me what you want, I can give you whatever you want."

As soon as this remark came out, Lin En was taken aback, then hesitated and said:

"Anything is fine?"

Lingyi nodded, twitched her fingers lightly, and said slowly: "At least in this Haoyu of yours, I am omnipotent."

Lynn touched her chin, looked her up and down, thought for a moment, raised her head and said:

"Then shall we have sex?"

Snapped--

A chestnut.

Lin En looked at that face that was as cold as ice in an instant, and those eyes that stared at him coldly, almost freezing him.

He obviously knew how unrealistic this idea was.

Lynn sat cross-legged on the ground, rubbed the bag on his head, and said without giving up:

"Obviously what you said is fine!"

Lingyi turned his head and calmly looked at the distant starry sky, his voice resounded like an empty valley, and said:

"Okay, I'll keep my word. If you're not afraid of Xiao Qi making trouble for you, or of the restrictions placed in your body by the Master, it's up to you."

Lynn's teeth itch.

Of course, he was just talking casually, and it was impossible for him to do something that would offend Xiao Qi.

He is a man of principle~

But mainly because of that prohibition...

But Lynn still didn't give up.

He turned his head, looked at the ethereal spirit clothes standing there, rolled his eyes, folded his arms with a smile, and said:

"I thought of another condition."

Lingyi's eyes drooped slightly, his lips parted slightly and said:

"Say."

Lin En stretched out two fingers, raised the corner of his mouth, and said:

"Give me two thousand more conditions."

Snapped--

Lynn's head successfully grew a second bag.

The veins on Lingyi's temples bulged, her chest heaved up and down, although the expression on her face was calm, it could still be seen that she was restraining the urge to beat him violently.

Lynn sat there cross-legged, thinking carefully.

Obviously, she did not accept this condition.

It seems that there is still no loophole.

"Okay! Since you didn't agree to the previous two conditions..." Lynn sat cross-legged and shook his head;

"Then I'll change to a more reasonable one. If you don't agree, then I can only treat you as a person who doesn't believe what you say, and I won't believe you in the future!"

Lingyi turned his head, glanced at him with clear eyes, and uttered a word: "Say."

Lynn smiled slightly, stretched out a finger, and said:

"The condition is very simple, you can be my maid."

"..."

"..."

A brief silence.

Clang.

Lingyi coldly drew his sword.

Lin En immediately stretched out his hand and said seriously: "Old witch, are you playing tricks on me on purpose? Obviously you asked me to make random requests, but you didn't agree to three of my requests, and you didn't agree to any of them. What is it?"

Lingyi still stared at him coldly.

This guy obviously belongs to the kind of person who gives him some sunshine and he shines, and gives him a ladder and he goes to the sky.

Lin En stretched out two fingers, moved the tip of the sword aside, shook his head and said:

"Sister, don't think about it wrongly. What's wrong with being a maid? It's such a lofty profession! Most people want to come to my house to be a maid, but I don't like it, but sister, you only need to be a maid for a day. Don't you agree to such a simple request?"

Lingyi stared at him, wanting to stare at him to death.

Lynn sighed, and said: "In that case, let's forget it. I, Lynn, am not the kind of person who makes things difficult for others. I don't ask for it. Anyway, I know that you will definitely not agree. Rather..."

He looked up at the sky at 45 degrees disappointedly, his eyes were slightly red, and said:

"You kill me, kill me once and for all! If Xiao Qi asks, you can say that he was disobedient and committed suicide, let her find a better one, don't worry about me, don't need to be a widow, just burn some incense. "

After finishing speaking, Lynn closed his eyes, and forced a tear out of the corner of his eyes.

Then he raised his head and exposed his neck, desperately, and said:

"Go ahead."

The look of despair and lovelessness really made people cry.

"You!" Lingyi gritted his teeth angrily, and the blade in his hand trembled slightly.

She could tell at a glance that he was definitely acting right, this guy has a very ghostly heart.

But seeing Lin En waiting for slaughter with nothing to love in his life, her heart softened uncontrollably.

for a long time.

She took a deep breath, stroked her forehead, put down her sword, and said:

"This bloody bastard."

Lynn glanced at him through the slits in his eyes, then quickly closed them.

"Okay, I promise you that's it." Lingyi sighed:

"But only this time, if you dare to make similar requests to me in the future, I will definitely not let you go!"

As soon as these words came out, Lin En suddenly opened his eyes, the speed was unbelievable, and his eyes instantly bent into two crescents.

The desperate expression on his face was swept away.

"Is this true?" Lynn asked ambiguously.

Lingyi said quietly: "Really, but I have a few conditions."

Lin En waved his hand and said, "Tell me, when my maids apply for jobs, they all like to ask me for conditions."

Lingyi took a deep breath, tightly clenched his fists, and said:

"First, don't touch me."

Lynn agreed without saying a word.

Certainly not hands and feet, or anything else.

Lingyi said quietly: "Second, don't let me help you do something that violates morality."

Lynn waved his hand and agreed instantly.

I have no morals.

Lingyi looked at him with those clear eyes, and said:

"I haven't thought about anything else yet."

Lin En waved his hand and said with a smile: "Then don't think about it."

Lynn stood up, casually took out his own suit from his space ring and threw it to her.

Lingyi grabbed hold of it, frowned, and said, "What are you doing?"

Lin En opened his arms, closed his eyes, and said with satisfaction: "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and change the master's clothes!!"

Chapter 335

ka ka ka-

Lingyi gritted his teeth.

This guy really did act!

Seeing that arrogant look, she wished she could go up and give him a kick right now.

But at the last thought, forget it, let this kid be proud of himself, and it will make you look good later!

Lingyi gritted her white teeth, grabbed his clothes, and walked to his side.

But before she could undress him, Lynn spoke again.

"Wait a minute, first use your magic to wipe off all the dust on my body, the old man wants to be fragrant!"

ka ka ka-

Lingyi inevitably gritted his teeth again.

On purpose, this guy definitely did it on purpose!

Lingyi took a deep breath and said, "Okay! Okay! It's all up to you!"

She stretched out her slender hand and made a gesture.

Wisps of water came out of nowhere and brushed over Lynn's body. The dust and scorched black on his body were quickly taken away with the flow of water.

As the billowing water vapor dissipated, Lynn's flawless body was revealed.

The body is well-proportioned, neither muscular nor thin, but perfectly proportioned.

Even the Lingyi was slightly taken aback, and a blush appeared on his cheeks.

Even though Lin En was fully fruited earlier, his whole body was scorched black and he couldn't see clearly at all. Now that he washed it clean, indeed, Lin En felt that he could be regarded as a perfect handsome man.

Lingyi sighed and said: "No wonder I like to mess around so much. With this kind of skin, I don't know how many girls will fall in love!"

She shook her head.

It's a pity that this character is too much. If it's the cool kind, I'm afraid it can lose thousands of girls with just one look.

Lingyi stretched out his hand, about to change his clothes.

"Wait a minute, the old man wants fragrant, lemon-flavored ones, (??????????) Didn't you hear clearly?"

ka ka ka-

Lingyi clenched his fists.

"Okay! Lemon flavor!" Lingyi gritted his teeth.

She waved her hand, and Lynn's body immediately exuded a faint fragrance of lemon.

Lingyi suppressed the throbbing nerves and wanted to change his clothes.

"Wait a minute!" Lynn said again.

"Suddenly I feel that the lemon flavor is not suitable for me. Change the flavor. I want the scent of Head & Shoulders shower gel. Change it! Change it quickly!"

giggle-

The ground under Lingyi's feet cracked.

"Okay!" She held back, took a deep breath, gritted her teeth and said:

"Head & Shoulders'..."

"Wait a minute, the old man changed his mind again, this time the old man wants the lemon-flavored Head & Shoulders shower gel..."

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